shei, this wait is gradually turning some guys into playwriters. May be they are even just discovering the talent[/quote]
Lmao!!

Olola15:
"Dr Ubani works in one of Houston's biggest cardiology centers. His wife heads over 200 people in an IT firm in Texas too. Living above average they have one dream for which they saved religiously. The dream to someday go back home to Umuahia in Abia state and set up their own businesses.

Nanyt to you all fellow First bankers.

I jex wanned 2 like it n move on, bt cldnt help commentin. Nice 1 olola15. Reeaaalllyyy cute. BDW u look a lot lik Paul Oluwaole *flees*

Tetegh: @ All, I got some 'rumours' that FBN has started calling. How true is that?

If FBN has started calling dis thread wud definitly av com alive, jex lik it did durin d assesment stage...itz dat simple. chill guyz. #strolls away#

Congrats debby. Wish u d best in ur career...n 4 dose of us hoping, may we not b dissapointed. Amen. Mawnin FBlanders!

soloninja: Will the text message come during the day or just wake up to find it on our inbox or e-mail or both?.Will prefer the early morning dose joor.Kind of weird thought abi?Well, expectation postponed will not only make the heart sick but also the HEAD.

Seconded! #wat xtreme boredom dis suspenc doth breed# anywayz....Midnyt tinz go mak sense pass. Mak persin jex wake c am (lik d previous ones) omo I fit nor bath 4 dat day o. ROTF.

@timilehyin01:
Nice 1

Nagode fa

The journey so far:
Hello unknown, further to your application for the first bank trainee program, we are pleased to inform you that you have been shortlisted to write an ability test

Sequel to your successful performance at the Graduate Trainee Ability Test conducted in June 2013, we are glad to inform you that you have been shortlisted for the second phase of the FBN 2013 Graduate Recruitment Exercise.
As we await a befitting end 2 dis joni may our expectations not be cut short.....4 dose dt av troubl relaxin, try valium5 I hear it works wonders #runs away#

Those dat'll lik 2 tak personality test, u cn also try www​.learnmyself.com/ pretty analytical results...n eerily right. Get 2 berra knr urslf

Hahahahaha.people can sabi to monitor ehn!! Chooku chooku eyez
Reliabl birdie tells me dey'll pik lotta peepz as dias plenty nid 4 fresh blood. Mak una shill dem go catch...pik us. #God is involved#

(https://www.nairaland.com/1485691/first-bank-assessment-centre-graduate/2
Dis seems 2 b wia. Nwakwo is gettin his ( ) info from...wif sm1 evn sayn invites wud b sent 2dy. Well itz 10.30...*sippin my sobo as I await*

nkwako: Sucess Text messages rolling in....wowza

Nkwako!!!! nkwako!!! Nkwako!!!!! Aw many times I call u? Stop rough play. Makka no carry u enter sango n amdioha office. Nor kee persn on sunday o.

Oya biko paste msg wey u reciev mak we c. Na FBN? Biko

Googlepedia: pls can anyone put me tru on dis?..I glanced tru d last year thread,I realized they had two batches of TS last yr..pls don't no maybe same will be apllicable this year.

Possibly. I bliev d batching is essentially 2 manage d numbr n absorptn of d trainees. If deyre recruitin so many peepz dey cnt av dem all @ once in TS...#my2cents tho#

pistis:


woooooow!!!!!! Time to visit TB JOSHUA on top this mata .....

Pistis oooo. Lwkmd!

waiting to exhale.....#oluwa is highly involved#

henryhee: Mine is 7:30 to 12:30pm can we finish before that time, because i have something important to do by 11am....... Pls i need answers for those who has done theirs

henryhee: The personal interview how many minutes does it take

no u cant possibly finish b4 d time. ull most likly evn spend more tim. n as 4 dt imp tin, itz best u tak ur mind off it o. its a long process. d time spent durin intervw dpends on ur assessor...n prbly aw much he/she enjoys u sha.

Jesusbabygirl: yes oo,na hoping tinz I dey too oo

Erza:
congrats lyze. I'm still here o...waiting and hoping

Dnt worry. Urs is comin. Itz in batches. Cox som peepz got diers far earlier dan odas, n evn d schedulin is 2 days 4 some, 2 wks 4 odas. Jex relax. Oluwa is highly involved.

Yeah finally!! Wrote mine in ilorin. Scheduled 2 write 2nd stage in abuja. Date & time 2 b communicatd in 2 wks. Gotta reschedule o. Erza, jesusbaby n dr dams wia una dey Aw far na? Inbox tinz na.

erza, dr dams mak una comot o. e jade o. call workforce for us na...mak we knw as be. #closure is needed#

heheheheeh...n finally d thread is warming up....#waka pass#

Erza:

no offence intended! lol
I for instance, cant say for sure how I performed so it will be cool to see the result; good or bad

lolz. no worries. Good or bad in d end all dah matters is favour o. Baba oga @ d top go juju dier eye till dem give us letter!

Erza:

so you'll know if you fail?
nice!

erza!!!!!!!!!! sho, wat i do? y doorz it want me to fail??!!! God pass u o

Erza: A friend of mind says fbn has shortlisted. He saw the 'ad' on hot jobs in nigeria...

my guy dah d shortlist 'ad' dere waz 4 d aptitude test wey we don write. 4 a bank lik fb, if d nxt stag result is out job boards sef go carry am lik dem carry d test shortlist. bsides korekt informant dey so.. ngwanu? nnapiakatama.

Erza:
I wonder how fbn handles all these :-/

i dnt fink fbn wud spend so much money engagin d services of an hr firm 2 conduct nationwide recruitment if dey dnt nid em. Generally most banks prefer 2 recruit n 'sharply' train nd holders as tellers. Graduate recruitment is usually 4 mgt pstns n TAKES MORE TIME (datz y dere is a looooooongg training sch). U guyz shud jux shill o. No let FB giv una BP....@ lst dere go b msg weda kpass/fail. we jux dey pray say mak we kpass, abi erza?

Jesusbabygirl: @o iyze,wetin man pikin go do na?,I tire sote I no fit comment for dis threadi follow join d FBN hopefuls oo,hw u dey?

i dey o, dey hustle. lolzz. y u go tire?. Jesus na ya papa na. takia dear. it is well.

dr dams: All of a sudden, u don become Moderator for this thread. No tell me say u don X ur padis for Plot 292B , V.I
Well, kip d fire burning, Seun go discover , cum Employ u, shebi u sabi litu programming??
Hahahahahahhaha

hehehehehhe. Dr dams d runs guy! i sight u o. Aw market na? As hb don fashi us wetin we wan do na? Altho i still get small hop. I no wan bliev say dem drop ppl @ ED stage.(xcpt na juju tins.) In d mean time lemme flirt wit d FB thread na. abi?

thormmywa:


atleast dey should ve allowed us knw d result just like kpmg and some companies does if dey wanted to be transparent...well i lost more dan 3k, i recieved querry for missing work dat day, cos my oga no gree me chance so i lied of sick wit no medical report to tender and dat day pay was also deducted and also my 3k for goin to ibadan and back

ha. pele. d risk comes wif d terrain bro. fb recruitment takes time. itz usually a 2-3 stage process n those from last year's recruitment only jux finishd their training sch so u can imagine aw long each stage took so jux chill n watch as it all unfolds @ lst u av a job 2 kip u busy in d mean time abi na?

on a diff. note jesusbabygirl wetin u dey find 4 here? if i cash u...!!!

thormmywa: bt this guys knws dat we dont ve mney and dey still allowed some of us to waste d little change with us cos i cant imagin travelling down frm lag to ibadan to wrt d test and 2 mths later no reply from dem....wat acct should i enter my 3k used for transportation.

sundry expenses na. lmao! dnt worry by d tim u start rakin ya dough ull 4get d 3k.

ecolime:
You may be right there. No more derailing. Keeping a sealed lip

Back to the topic: U mean say una no go plenty for FBN again? For your mind. All of us go all slug am out till the end. Lmao

LMAO!!

ecolime: Wow. I guess the invitation is independent of one's course of study then. I am also suprised about this message because I don't think I have any connection to Workforce except through FBN as well. Anyway, lets just chill and see how it all unfolds. *Revision mode activated*

guyz itz pretty simple; u apply 4 a job wif kwelara....(wateva), dey outsourced d recruitment procedure 2 Big broda workforce that invited u 4 test/interview. shikena!...abeg mak una no divert d thread sha o. Good luck 2 u guyz. rily wish u get d jobs...@ lst we no go too plenty 4 FB again. #kiddin o# b4 una attack.

Erza: Hasn't anybody here ever gone to ANY assessment centre? I feel it's a similar protocol. Geez! Enlighten us, will you? At least, you can give examples of any kinda question you recall. C'mon guys. You're killing the thread again :>

erza dnt try 2 hard. the thread isnt gonna roll 4 a while doesnt min itz dead...jux let d msgs start cmin ull b stunned by d speed @ wc d pages ar gonna fly.peepz dey watch dis thread 4 real o. no go tink am.

scarletdp: Erza n d doc... Culd u guys pls jst exchange pins or e mails or phone numbers or whatever... N get ds heat ova with... Lol... Evrytym I see new post here my hrt go dey beat... Thinkin say person wan write him don get success mail... Plus ds fools mtn n silverbird want make I win ipad by force sendin me txts lyk crazy... Mscheeeew... Mehn fbn make una do quick na

same hia jawe. evrytim i hear ma msg tone be tinkn fb or hb den i c 6340....arrrgggghhhhh.

Erza: happy Sunday y'all. welcome to another week. the wait continues...
:-)

amen o. i hope dis is d week d success mesages begin 2 roll out.