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Romance / Re: I Can't Marry This Type Of Man by Malila: 10:27am On Jul 12
Don't worry, you'll end up like this:

https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1811068232142573846
Romance / Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by Malila: 10:20am On Jul 12
I can't advise you until I see her pictures. Post some pictures of this amazing sales girl.

adebowales:
Hello nairalanders!
I seek your opinion concerning this situation I find myself in.

I have been in a relationship with my fiancée for 3 yrs already to which she is pregnant for me at the moment! Though we have been together enjoying our relationship until recently I employed a new sales representative which is getting me confused.

Since the day I employed my sales girl, she had been handling my business perfectly even while I wasn’t around, she always defends me well, though I pay her well for this, but she had been managing the business like hers and she makes good return daily, besides she is also a good girl in management.

The relationship I have with my fiancée is getting to marriage soon but I feel recently am making a bad choice even though she is pregnant for me.

Recently, my sales girl profess love to me by telling me she really loves me and she has falling in love already, this makes her get pained seeing me and my fiancée together.

I had to explain to her that, I am the kind of person that is very loyal to my commitment, if we had met earlier, no one also would be able to take me away from her, so by that, I love her, but it’s late already as me and my wife has gone deeper and breaking up isn’t easy at these moment at all.

Recently, I found out my sales is already talking to different suitors which at times gives me bad feelings which makes me confused at the moment if I may loose her and this will definitely affect my business except I find someone better also.
Romance / Is This True About Nigerian Woman Of 39 Begging For Any Man To Marry Her? by Malila: 10:16am On Jul 12
This tweet

https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1811068232142573846

What do you think... is this for real... or just some acting for web traffic?

If it's for real, where doesn't she say her number?

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Romance / Re: Guys Can You Marry This type Of Woman by Malila: 9:51am On Jul 12
It depends, if I saw her smoking shisha I wouldn't. But if I am not a shisha smoker I wouldn't see her smoking shisha. I would meet her on neutral ground and fall in love.
Sports / Re: Is It Possible To Predict Aviator? - YES, Here's How I Do It. by Malila: 6:27am On Jul 12
Keep dreaming.

Where are your millions?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested For Punching Thai Cop In Bangkok (Photo) by Malila: 3:11pm On Sep 04, 2019
einsteine:
What is an Abioye doing in Thailand?
Drugs and brotheling. Thailand is a hotbed of drug and prostitution business.

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Travel / Re: Nairobi Photos (kenya): A Beautiful East African City by Malila: 9:45am On Aug 22, 2014
My man @Constantin and others who are wondering how come Nairobi is so grand while they have no oil like Nigeria you should know one thing. Nairobi is the location of UN Headquarters in Africa.

Look here http://www.unon.org/content/other-un-agencies-nairobi

The UN has two global HQ's in Nairobi (namely UNEP and UN-HABITAT). And over 20 regional HQ's (meaning for Africa, the whole continent is the region).

With UN in her backyard Nairobi has become host to many expatriates, has a strong real estate market and forex is flowing freely. The Kenyan govt has also placed ambassadors (special liaison officers) at each of the UN office at Nairobi to make sure all the money flowing through those agencies benefits Kenya. So many UN projects end up in Nairobi, the expatriates there are completely biased. They do research studies in Kenya and end up recommending projects to be implemented in Kenya.

It's better than oil, as the system creates more linkages with other sectors of the economy.
Romance / Re: Singles Only: Are You Tired Of Being Single? by Malila: 7:21am On Nov 04, 2011
Frenchman said earlier that men who are single is because of financial constraints , not necessarily brother.

While I agree there are those who wish they were married but can not yet afford the burden of feeding, clothing and housing a few extra souls, some of us are single by choice. I call it life by design. I have hired a house girl to take care of the house, and I like to enjoy my life with any pretty gal that I can get. I can't imagine having to sleep with the same woman over and over. That's not something I would enjoy at all.

I have two children and I am taking care of them and partially support their mothers (they have their incomes), but I don't live together with any of the women. The kids live with their moms and I visit them once or twice every week.

If I wanted I could marry one woman, and have another house elsewhere for my adventures, but why ask for problems? It's very dangerous to have a wife at home and a second life elsewhere , I don't trust these women when they feel cheated and you are living together they'll try anything to harm you , like steal your money, sabotage your work/life, bewitch you, or even kill you.

So there you have it bro. LIFE BY DESIGN. And I am effing loving it!!
Business / Re: N26m Balance Found In Bank Account by Malila: 1:28pm On Nov 01, 2011
Pukkah,

What is computer error? Don't you know that for every debit there must be a corresponding credit?

Don't worry computers can do miracles with accounts. The money can sometimes come trickling from "the margins" if you know what that means. The debit and credits balance out and some unaccounted for change remains.

OP, this is your miracle. The day you go pray for God to give you money he'll be looking down at you and shaking his head. Take it and if you have any doubts still lingering in your heart go ask God for forgiveness, not the BM.
Business / Re: N26m Balance Found In Bank Account by Malila: 11:58am On Nov 01, 2011
No Tracici , the truth is if he's smart enough he can disappear with such kind of money and live happily ever after.
Business / Re: N26m Balance Found In Bank Account by Malila: 10:47pm On Oct 31, 2011
OP how can you ask what to do?

The money came by computer error. Take it and if any one asks you go blame computer error. You just say, "I never noticed the money, my statements would show the same amount as I had saved in my account". Then they'll know there was indeed a big computer error.

They'd try to scare you with questions like, "We have camera records of you withdrawing 6,000,000 Naira from ATM"

You say, "I have never withdrawn such amount of money from ATM. If the ATM reported as such then it must have been computer error. May I see the footage, please?"

You get the flow? Whatever discrepancy or material fact they throw to you deny it if it's discriminating. And say whatever computer generated reports they rely on are due to computer error. It will be hard for them to beat you there because the whole fracas began with a computer error.

And that's a small change for banks. They will not press charges because it will tarnish their image in the market. And you are not really stealing from anyone because the money will be compensated by insurance. Unless you feel guilty for grabbing some insurance money. Those insurers are fat cats feeding off probabilities.

This is your moment bro, make the most of it.

Do NOT. I Repeat, Do NOT Return the Money. And Do NOT speak of it with anyone, not even the Bank Manager!
Education / Re: Has American English Taken Over From British English? by Malila: 10:29pm On Oct 31, 2011
I still prefer "proper" English

Neighbour, NOT neighbor
Colour, NOT color
Advice (noun), NOT advise (noun) (if the later is used as a verb fine)
Cheque, NOT check

, etc
Family / Re: What Is The Real Definition Of A Man According To Your Experience? by Malila: 8:22pm On Oct 31, 2011
Here's to all the REAL men out there, , Boys shack up. Men get married!!!

Does marriage define a man? I am happy with my lifestyle of raising a kid outside wedlock and don't feel less of a man.
Education / Re: B.sc Vs B.tech by Malila: 10:19pm On Oct 26, 2011
One more year to milk a few more nairas from you, and (less important) keep you a bit longer from joining the flooded job market.
Religion / Re: Pastor T. B. Joshua: The Man in the Synagogue by Malila: 9:17pm On Oct 26, 2011
I found a damning video clip here of a woman claiming to have worked at his studio. She says Joshua is sleeping with lots of women in the church.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDXmDF4k7nE
Nairaland / General / Re: What Would You Miss If You Were To Leave Nigeria? by Malila: 9:22am On Oct 04, 2011
It depends on where you'll be going
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Seen Any Pretty Ghanian Lady? Lol by Malila: 6:04am On Sep 29, 2011
A quick bump folks.

Here's a really pretty Ghanaian Lady

http://www.facebook.com/dorbillll

She looks mixed breed though, but she identifies herself as "from Ghana"

Health / Re: Man Grows Feminine Br3asts From Taking ARV,s by Malila: 11:13pm On Sep 24, 2011
Turns out it's a WHO documented syndrome, called Gynaecomastia

Attached is the documentation from Namibia cases.

Leading causes of the syndrome are ARV,s called Efaviranz and Stavudine.

Watch out.
Health / Man Grows Feminine Br3asts From Taking ARV,s by Malila: 6:15pm On Sep 21, 2011
Folks,

This is a true story from Tanzania. One more reason to stay away from HIV/AIDS.



Source: http://www.ippmedia.com/frontend/index.php?l=33318
Romance / Re: What Is The Perfect Present To Get A Man? by Malila: 6:12pm On Sep 21, 2011
Give him a new girl to slam. We men love new beautiful girls.

Come with her as your friend, and leave them alone pretend you have something else to do.
TV/Movies / Re: Chinua Achebe Forces 50 Cent To Change Movie Titled 'Things Fall Apart' by Malila: 11:06am On Sep 20, 2011
Controversy is one style of marketing.

Look at all the exposure 50c has gained from black around the world.

The rapper might have been very aware of Chinua's book title (he knows how to Google, doesn't he?), but deliberately used it so as to gain publicity through a beef.

I am sure 50c is no stranger to beefs!
Religion / Re: I Saw Jesus Christ Twice In My Bedroom - Rev. Uma Ukpai by Malila: 11:01am On Sep 20, 2011
Ola,

What is the name of the play?
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Find It Hard To Love Their Women In Relationships? by Malila: 12:47pm On Jan 20, 2010
I think in the course of throwing the blame the other side we forgot to question women on "How they want to be loved"?

Ladies listen up, submitting to your man is fairly straightforward. Your man's wishes should be your commands. If she want you cook, you cook. If she wants you wear skirts in stead of trousers you do just that. Etc.

But I am sure guys are lost on the second part of the deal. That they must love you ladies like Christ loved the church. Now help the guys out. What do they need to do or act toward you so that you feel loved?

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