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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Temitope Ilori As First Female DG Of NACA, Relocates Agency by matify83: 11:56pm On Mar 14
kayusely70:
The woman is eminently qualified for the job!

If only you knew who her father is!

Don't be carried away by her marriage name. Her maiden name will leave you in awe.
Science/Technology / Re: My Prepaid Meter Tripping Off And On by matify83: 2:04pm On Mar 12
Probably Low voltage from the grid

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Knocks Out Francis Ngannou In The Second Round by matify83: 4:49am On Mar 09
Francis's fight with the gypsy king (Fury) gave him the "liver" to think he has arrived at the scene of traditional boxing.

This defeat will definitely send him back to his mixed boxing art.

But wait o!

The cameronians are not understanding Nigeria these days !
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua V Francis Ngannou: Fight Today by matify83: 4:37pm On Mar 08
It took the gypsy king a trick from his magic hat to get past this cameronian in his debut fight last time.

I'm really scared for our AJ.

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Crime / Re: Guide Your Solar Panel: Lagos Lady Warns As Theft Surges Amid Energy Crisis by matify83: 4:28pm On Mar 08
The owner of the stolen panels left his/her trail all over (maybe the Internet) for the thieves to know he/she won't be at home for 3 days.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lionel Messi's Name Saved Jewish Argentinian Grandma From Hamas Abductors by matify83: 4:19pm On Mar 08
Football is a universal language, a new religion and a unifier of people from all nations, creeds or political divide.

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Politics / Re: Eyoanwan Bassey Otu Pays Hospital Bills Of Electrocuted Traders In Calabar by matify83: 1:50pm On Mar 08
High voltage injuries are some of the most bizarre burn injury you can ever see.

Things look normal for some days until the devitalized areas show up.

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Politics / Re: Troops Raid, Destroy IPOB, ESN Supreme Headquarters In Anambra by matify83: 1:32pm On Mar 08
Those IPOB/ESN guys should know by now that the tide is against them.

They nearly collapsed the eastern economy by the way they went about fighting for NK's release edged on by one finnish-Nigerian.

They were beginning to look more like criminals than freedom fighters.

They pushed their luck too far.

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Crime / Re: FCT Police Arrest One Chance Criminals In Abuja, Confess Their Mode Of Operation by matify83: 1:19pm On Mar 08
This is not funny at all!

Only registered taxis in approved colours should be allowed to run commercial operations in Abuja and other cities where this menace is rampant.

These ones should rot in hell to serve as deterrence to others.
Politics / Re: 0ver 200 Students Kidnapped In Kuriga, Kaduna State by matify83: 5:18am On Mar 08
In the words of Peter Obi, "are they sweet that can be picked from the ground"

The collusion and outright complicity of our law enforcement agencies in these industrial scale kidnapping may not be far fetched.
Crime / Re: Bandits Kidnap 280 School Children In Kaduna, Kill One by matify83: 5:07am On Mar 08
This is despicable!

With the arrests and killings of "Notorious" bandit leaders in recent past, I thought this "industrial scale" kidnapping has finally eclipsed.

Is it that easy to move 280 people including children through mostly savannah grassland at this time of the year without being spotted by our aerial platforms?

Nigeria we hail thee!

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Crime / Re: Multiple Bank Robbery In Ayingba, Kogi State (Video) by matify83: 7:44pm On Mar 07
That's the usual axis of bank robbery.

Ayingba - Owo axis.

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Politics / Re: Armed Soldier Rough Handled In The North (Video, Pictures) by matify83: 7:39pm On Mar 07
At least a sensible person cautioned them not to touch his rifle.

The soldier will have had every right to shoot to kill if an attempt was made to disarm him.

I commend him for observing utmost restrain even in the face of wanton provocation.

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Politics / Re: MTN Nigeria Completes 17% Of Enugu-onitsha Expressway Reconstruction by matify83: 4:49pm On Mar 03
Bulldozer90:
Mr man you said states should make companies do projects. I engaged you on that and you're running in circles.


You don't seem to understand my flow.

It is common practice for companies to undertake projects in lieu of tax rebate.

I'm encouraging states to copy the same format on multinational companies.

Instead of collecting huge taxes at state level, I encourage states to tie those taxes to projects to be executed by the companies eg roads or hospital.

Nobody is forcing the companies to do projects.

What is difficult in my language.

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Politics / Re: MTN Nigeria Completes 17% Of Enugu-onitsha Expressway Reconstruction by matify83: 4:35pm On Mar 03
Bulldozer90:
you are still wrong head or tail. You do not harass innocent businesses already paying multiple taxes . You hold them to account for what? Are they owing you or are they your government?


You are ignorant of the Nigeria tax laws.

I'm a federal employee but I pay my tax to the state government where I work.

Same with registered companies.

Until the laws are repealed, companies will continue to suffer multiple taxation at federal, state and local government levels.
Politics / Re: MTN Nigeria Completes 17% Of Enugu-onitsha Expressway Reconstruction by matify83: 4:19pm On Mar 03
Bulldozer90:
on federal roads? You guys enjoy typing nonsense.

States don't have roads?

The multinational companies don't pay taxes to state government?

Do you know how much Lagos state is getting as tax from Dangote refinery?

Do you know how much Kogi state gets as tax from Mtn for the fiber optic cables traversing the state.

Read to comprehend the flow of the message before you get eaten without condiments.

Crime / Re: CCTV Captures Man Using Charm To Escape From Assassins by matify83: 3:41pm On Mar 03
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Crime / Re: CCTV Captures Man Using Charm To Escape From Assassins by matify83: 3:39pm On Mar 03
Luki Mantra:-Incantation used for becoming invisible.

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Crime / Re: CCTV Captures Man Using Charm To Escape From Assassins by matify83: 3:36pm On Mar 03
Looks like all these Caribbean set-up or Favelas in south America.


This guy's voodoo really worked this time.

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Politics / Re: MTN Nigeria Completes 17% Of Enugu-onitsha Expressway Reconstruction by matify83: 3:08pm On Mar 03
The percentage completion pales against the quantum of work still left but it is a step in the right direction.

Major roads for which resources can not readily be mobilized should be concessioned to private companies for tax rebates.

States should follow suit and hold multinational and indigenous companies to projects instead of multiple taxations that is mismanaged by the Governors.

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Business / Re: Why Are Prices Still On The Rise Despite Dollar Crash And Naira Gain by matify83: 10:28am On Mar 03
Raising interest rate to about 23% and cash reserve ratio to 45% by cardoso has made it difficult for manufacturer to be able to access liquidity to fund their business.

The cost of borrowing has increased and for those who have borrowed at 19%, their payment schedule has been reviewed upwards.

Nigeria's problems is hydra headed and not just hinged on Fx alone.

Companies will either downsize or fold up as the business environment heats up.

Government is also not allowing manufacturers breath as tariffs on imported raw materials are being jerked up by customs every week.

With CRR at 45%, Cardoso's MPC intends mopping up excess liquidity from circulation thereby decreasing consumer spending, decrease demand for goods and services and thereby cause prices to fall but this only works in the textbook as all the previous hikes in MPRs and CRR have all worsens inflation.

Someone needs to think outside the box for these Lagos whizzkids.

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Family / Re: Is It Appropriate To On Your Generator At Midnight Knowing You Have Neighbors by matify83: 9:47am On Mar 03
HarunaWest:
This is the same mentality that brought made us like this. Instead of you to encourage him, you rather advise him to be selfish. Its this selfishness and self centerdness destroyed Nigeria. Where we dont care for others but ourselves.


Don't be naive my friend!


It is the same mentality of Nigerians excavating a hole when pushed to the wall instead of fighting back that has brought us to this level of being the poverty capital of the world.

He can not foolishly sacrifice his comfort for his neighbour's if reciprocity can not be guaranteed.

You think I will leave my children in this sweltering heat because of one neighbor who will not consider my position if he has the same opportunity?

Wisdom should have taught you by now that even the government does not "Send you" in matters of your welfare and that is why they will never pay you a living wage or provide you with the basics of life which is their primary responsibility.

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Politics / Re: Jos Prison: We Didn't Reduce Inmates Food Ration - Plateau Command by matify83: 2:43am On Mar 03
This is disinformation!

So, you had to call all prisoners to the assembly ground to break the news that watery rice will now be served twice a week instead of 4 and all hell broke loose.

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Nairaland / General / Re: N.A Detains Soldier Who Lamented Inability To Visit Family Over Transport Fare by matify83: 2:22am On Mar 03
Interrogation for saying the truth?

This country is long gone!
Politics / Re: Hon Wahab Egungbohun Celebrates Brother,ibd Dende @56 by matify83: 2:14am On Mar 03
Dende the smuggler?

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Family / Re: Is It Appropriate To On Your Generator At Midnight Knowing You Have Neighbors by matify83: 2:08am On Mar 03
Will your neighbors consider you if they were to be in your position?

A good sleep is therapeutic.
You are taking your mental health for granted.

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Family / Re: My New Marriage Is About To Crash by matify83: 4:32pm On Mar 02
You can't eat your cake and have it.

Choose you poison!

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Celebrities / Re: I Once Felt Erection From My Father When I Hugged Him – Actress Katherine Obiang by matify83: 4:23pm On Mar 02
Is it everything that people must bring online or talk about when asked?

I can see why Frank Edoho pursued her from his house.

Nonsense!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Running Govt Of Exclusion, Behaving Like Dictator - Salihu Lukman by matify83: 4:13pm On Mar 02
He learnt it from the General.

When Buhari was setting the precedence by appointing northerners into every available position, you guys were mute and even edged him on.

Now the table has turned and you guys are already foaming in the mouth when Asiwaju has not done half of what Buhari did.

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Celebrities / Re: Biodun Okeowo 'Omoborty' Reunites With Her Son , Ayo In Canada After 5 Years by matify83: 2:45pm On Mar 02
He's now a grown man capable of independent living .

Cut him some slacks !

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