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Crime / Re: Police Foil Hijack Of Lagos Bound Bus In Rivers, Kill 3 Suspected Kidnappers by Michael2017: 9:00am On Aug 06, 2019
Conspiracy theories abound.
All kidnapping and criminalities are being sponsored to push the state police agenda.

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Health / Re: Canyearn Digital Ultrasound Scan Machine by Michael2017: 10:29pm On Jun 17, 2018
Hello,
How much last?
Still available?
Car Talk / Re: Container Falls On Range Rover In Oyo, Truck Driver Flees (Pictures) by Michael2017: 6:33am On May 04, 2018
Na scam jare.
Someone wanted to claim insurance money.
The container was deliberately dropped on the car.
That portion of road too smooth, passed by the place and saw it , I was wondering how it happened.
It looked to good to be true.
The range rover was conviniently parked by the road side and then the moving truck spilled content on it?
Insurance scam !!
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed's Outfit To Real Madrid Stadium In Spain (Photos) by Michael2017: 7:11am On Feb 26, 2018
This mumu didn't go and visit lekan salami stadium or national stadium to take picture.
Celebrities / Re: Cleavage-Baring Lady At Omotola's 40th Birthday Party Has Got People Talking by Michael2017: 9:58pm On Feb 12, 2018
Abeg , na new dimension jare.
The guy in the picture wanted to show off his newly acquired sex doll !!
Too much money.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Zlatan Ibile, As Olamide Reacts (Photo) by Michael2017: 8:22am On Jan 24, 2018
cheesy
wayne4loan:
Olamide signed zlatan ibrahimovic

grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Broke Lady Gets N2m From A Stranger To Celebrate Her Daughter's Birthday (Photos by Michael2017: 8:25pm On Dec 21, 2017
NwaChibuzor180:
1M for your pu**y and another 1M for your daughter's pu**y when she clocks 18. That was the deal.

Your perverted mumu brain has no part 2.
Common sense fall on you....
I say again, common sense fall on ur cerebellum
Sports / Re: Mike Tyson Barred From Entering Chile, Put Back On Plane, See Why(Photos) by Michael2017: 7:07am On Nov 11, 2017
They didnt appreciate the guy.
Let him come to IMO state, Rochas will erect a statue with 200million with a ceremony to unveil it.
Pets / Re: My German Shepherd X Rottweiler Mix by Michael2017: 6:59am On Oct 20, 2017
Shinkolanzy:
When she was a year old (1year old)

I respect your enthusiasm and "research/experimental" spirit, but I have to say, this dog is ugly.
I wouldn't want to buy it at all.

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Romance / Re: Help Me I'm In Love With Him!!! by Michael2017: 3:32pm On Oct 14, 2017
lefulefu:
na shit u be wan shit for toilet b4 snapping dat pix wey dey ur dp? Biko take am down.e no look cool.

You just being nasty Mr lefulefu.
Her picture is just blurry, but she fine .
As adviced , change the picture.

As to ur problem, probably just call him with the number he knows you with and chat, see where it goes. Be smart about it, dont appear desperate or cheap so u don't get played.
Best of luck
Travel / Re: Trailer Kills Man In Benin (Viewer's Discretion Strongly Advised) by Michael2017: 3:22pm On Oct 14, 2017
Sad stuff.
From another perspective , appears the truck ran over the leg, he probably wud have survived if we had better health services, emergency ambulance/helicopter services and these damn people who just stand there taking pictures wud do something to help rather than just stand there taking selfies with the poor guy bleeding out to death.

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Car Talk / Re: Rezvani Tank Is An Extreme Utility Vehicle Which Features Muscular Body Design by Michael2017: 6:34pm On Oct 11, 2017
Where is Dino Malaye
Let him come and go and buy this car.
Celebrities / Re: Chime And DJ Olu Were Probably Poisoned Because Of A Deal - Chime’s Sister by Michael2017: 10:47pm On Oct 10, 2017
NwaChibuzor4:
Davido probably wanted to use them for ritual which is typical of yoruba people. He succeeded in using his yoruba brother dj olu but nothing can ever happen to a Biafran blood Chime

Common sense fall on you.
You dull no be small

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Lady Raped And Beheaded In Congo For Serving Forbidden Fish To Rebels (pic) by Michael2017: 9:27pm On Oct 10, 2017
Fake news .
The YouTube link na nonsense
Fake news.
Education / Re: Eksu Medical Students Protests On Twitter (screenshots Included) by Michael2017: 7:24am On Oct 04, 2017
Sad stuff, only in this part of the world.
But then .... "Twitter protest "
So the get you guys much.
Do more.
My advice, change school if possible.
Crime / Re: Man Knocked Unconscious By Passerby After Attacking Lady In Public. Photos by Michael2017: 10:52pm On Sep 29, 2017
paiz:
Real men don't beat a lady in public
you take her inside

Modified

All of you that is mentioning me...

I mean a real man don't beat a lady in public he should take her inside and fucck the hell out of her
Believe me after the fucck she will apologies


I swear, ur mumu don get PhD.
Real perverted fellow u are

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Family / Re: How Do You Gain Complete Custody Of A Child Born Out Of Wedlock? by Michael2017: 9:28pm On Sep 25, 2017
Guess if u do approach the court as single parent ie the biological father despite being aware of the child did not take any steps to cater for the child in any way whatsoever (upkeep, hospital bills , school fees etc)
She may have a chance.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake A Friend Of Mine Killed (pictures) by Michael2017: 9:32pm On Sep 24, 2017
I am sure the only place we ll see animals is in the zoo.
The rate at which every animal caught is killed and eaten.
Abi na recession?
Health / Re: How Uganda's Health Minister Busted Corrupt Health Workers Using Hijab by Michael2017: 12:47pm On Sep 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Ever wondered why Hijab girls are so good at doggy style undecided

Thank me later



Sense fall on your perverted mind.
I say , fall on you

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Petitions UN, EU, US, UK, Russia, Israel, Over Military Operation by Michael2017: 5:47pm On Sep 15, 2017
The lawyer mumu neva done.
He forgot to write to the Catholic Pope in Rome , the Emir of Qatar, the Emperor of China among others.
Check out what's happening in Myanmar, the world is responding via the UN almost 2weeks after the genocide starting, and all the have done is make " Resolution".
Common sense shud fall on you and tell ur pepu (young men on cheap steroids) to stop confronting ak47 with stick and stone .
Travel / Re: Video Of The Lady Seen Topless On A Bike On Lekki Expressway by Michael2017: 10:24pm On Sep 11, 2017
Hmm , the guy recording this obviously had a poor quality phone.
She is wearing a brown top.
Look am well.
Pets / Re: Five Reasons You Should Own A Nigerian Local Dog ''ekuke'' Over Foreign Breeds by Michael2017: 5:35pm On Sep 11, 2017
soberdrunk:
Op i agree with your points except "No.4", we had an Ekuke' many years ago and when armed robbers visited, the dog did not make a single sound and we didnt see the dog for 'two days' angry

Ps-The dog had an unusual appetite for licking engine oil and destroying slippers and shoes........

cheesy
Hilarious......."unusual appetite for licking engine oil..."
Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor's Gold Chain Snatched While Performing In Oyo State (video) by Michael2017: 6:34pm On Aug 19, 2017
But this small doctor guy daft no be small oh.
Diving into the crowd , i don't know what he was thinking.
Then head line is "his gold chain was stolen".
Correction it should read "dickhead donates gold chain to fans" and stop giving Oyo pepu bad name
Health / Re: Why Do Medical Practitioners Use Crazy Writing When Prescribing Drugs? by Michael2017: 7:18pm On Aug 09, 2017
Its mostly shorthand.
Some just have really bad handwriting.
wink
Celebrities / Re: Apex And Bionic Involved In Car Accident In Lagos (Photos) by Michael2017: 11:45pm On Aug 05, 2017
SmartchoicesNG:
Who are they? I suspect they just went to a mechanic's workshop to snap a picture there.... Jerryfemi88 Kayharry and bolajibj can organise such photoshoots. If na Gazzuzz workshop dem go quick catch them


Lol.
Have no idea who they are.
Which one come be "ghastly accident" there now.
But, guess it's the same car they posed with. , Check the plate number.
Health / Re: No End In Sight To My Medical Problems; I Might Be Dying Slowly by Michael2017: 11:42pm On Jul 02, 2017
Typical.
Sounds like a hypochondriac.
Go see a psychiatrist.
Pets / Re: Beast Male And Female Caucasian Pup For Sale by Michael2017: 9:12am On Jun 18, 2017
Bro,
Lovely pups,
How much ?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is 2 Weeks Pregnant, I Asked Her To Keep It But She Wants Abortion by Michael2017: 8:50pm On May 17, 2017
vicmangs:
Well if u choose to wash it down, the easiest one is to buy 3tablets of Misoprostol 200 mg. Push all the 3tabs deep into her private part before she sleep and make sure does not pee till 2moro morning. B4 she wakes in the morning she'll see her monthly visitor. Thank me when u'r done.

Yea and he shud curse u if she starts bleeding uncontrollably!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is 2 Weeks Pregnant, I Asked Her To Keep It But She Wants Abortion by Michael2017: 7:27pm On May 17, 2017
But honestly , why the bleep do u have to come here and tell us about u and ur gals inability to use "simple" contraceptives eh ...( Ur personal nonsense) and ask for solution to unwanted pregnancy.
Go discuss this shit with ur family , her family....any family related to u.
Or go see a gynaecologist....Not quack doctor or nurse who will perforate the gal uterus during d and c oh....A real doctor.
If u don't get solutions there go to Lagos state ministry of social and women welfare or some shit like that.
Romance / Re: Eat My Pussy by Michael2017: 9:20pm On Mar 08, 2017
Na kamasutra tins!

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