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Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by michaelgarfield(m): 9:32pm On Jul 20, 2015
whitewitch:
ok they are puzzzo, michealgarfied, 1stcreature and sipstea. "so pls ishi baby, ishi d sweetest consider me, and do u know i have a crush on u? ishilove

who is a new monicker? didn't u see when I joined
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 9:29pm On Jul 20, 2015
Nneka123:
Darkrebel kwa? Wetin consign that one in this case? grin LOL. Alright

i was accused of being his ghost account.. that's what it is related
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:44pm On Jul 20, 2015
see as the beach water dirty sef. u can't even afford to go to exquisite locations
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:39pm On Jul 20, 2015
Nneka123:
Jacksparrow said I should ask you who you are? grin

tell him that he is a big fool and that darkenedrebeel is his god to the point that he sees him in his dreams and thinks every account is him
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:30pm On Jul 20, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
grin new me don't brawl. Check the next moniker for beef. I'm a vegetarian

do i look lik I have the luxury of time or understand the language you just spoke now? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:26pm On Jul 20, 2015
Nneka123:
grin lwkm.
close your teeth
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:25pm On Jul 20, 2015
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:23pm On Jul 20, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
No
am not so sure. I think you are
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:21pm On Jul 20, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Oh thought u were him lol no worries .. Was just greeting smiley

don't greet me I don't know u and stay away from my mentions cos am getting sick and tired of u fools disturbing ma mentions.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:18pm On Jul 20, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
lol. You like wahala. Free the small boy joor

are you mad? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:17pm On Jul 20, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Michaelgarfield if dat Dark Howdy cheesy

never ever quote me in your life to call me dark rebel. quote his monicker properly. i was invited by shawarma here.if that isn't enough reason for u then keep yurr worthless existence out of my mentions.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 7:59pm On Jul 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:





Ladies and gentlemen, once again it's another episode of FACTS. Revelation and demystification of lies.



Apparently, we were all right when we asserted that DARKENEDREBEL is SHARONNNN.

The schizophrenic nitwit has been exposed before on www.nairaland.com/1156958/nl-rap-battles-chatroom/227#27528799#27528799 October 28, 2014.

He's been known to chat with and quote himself with his LIONEMESSI, MICHAELGARFIELD and JASONODOGWU accounts. He ressurects them during rap battles and quarrels to like his comments.


Notice that these monikers were active yesterday and quoted only his DARKENEDREBEL account for moral support.

Last night I was chuckling. I wanted most people awake before posting this so he wouldn't manipulate it.

Apart from his KRADLEBER AND DARKKREBEL accounts which are very recognizable.


Read the comments of these monikers.


SHARONNNN is DARKENEDREBEL.



FACT!

Cc: Agapecharis, Naijaboiy, Funlord, Sinnzu, Lezz, Robinhez, Teempakguy, Prettythicksme, Dharay99, Captainswag225 and Ladyboss1 Firsteva Victoriabee (your hero just got burnt by KingSLAY, the apex predator)
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PLEASE SHUT THE Bleep UP AnD FACE YOUR STUDIES
Phones / Re: 10 Most Powerful Android Phones In The World by michaelgarfield(m): 9:45am On Jul 19, 2015
HTC M9 for me

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 9:41am On Jul 19, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Did you really have to console yourself with your alternate moniker?? grin grin

Everyone knows your real name is Michael.
This account was registered August 10th, 2014
Spent only 9 hours online
Has only 27 posts.

u must be very dumb young man..so darkrebl Is d only 1 bearing Michael? use ur senses pls
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 8:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


I will impale your mother's uterus on a goblin-shark then fix a hand-grenade to her thongs & blow her pusssy till thy kingdom come. that's what you get for coming up with kindergaten disses.



go read your books son- It is encephalitic not encephalopathy.. 13 of your unborn generations cannot stand beside me intellectually. I will smoke your mother's pubic hair with the ashes of a cremated phoenix then leave her extirpated carrion on my ashtray. semi-illiterate


fatality !!!! shawarma grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 6:44pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:



you are a boorish wench & a flea-infested mass of neuroses and complexes with the mental capabilities of a Texas Longhorn sick cattle ....


how can any of the witless hokum you regurgitated like the inane son of Caitlyn Jenner that you cure your lips infected with elephantiasis...?

if you had any sense of decorum you would have gulped a cyanide pill & flushed it down your alimentary canal with a chilled bottle of liquid otapiapia rat poison ... Oloshi ...Opunu Jati jati

hahah otapipia rat poison grin guy u be ajepako ooo cheesy seen my message on whatsapp? u never repli
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by michaelgarfield(m): 6:19pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


you used 10 hours in collating words that you don't fully understand from the dictionary- & yet you came up with the most outrageous thrash since the days of Cain & Abel?
It is not about spewing big words young warlock- it is about me stringing words together intelligently to send you & your wizened generations to the netherworld.


I have told you to stop trying to be smart-

It is not Retro-cranially...It is Retro-cranial
It is not laevo-disabled ..... It is Lavonne-disabled
It is not gastro-disterned...it is gastropod-discerned
It is not gingitivis-ravished - it is gingivitis-ravished .... [learn how to spell boy]

-Leonardo Da Vinci was a full time painter & sculptor- gimme your parents account number- If me using my funds to send you to a more qualitative school would make you a bit knowledgeable- then so be it


now here is how you diss
.....


1.You are are an unconscionably Internet-addicted peon & a primitive sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation & depletion.
2 a Victoriabee & Firsteva's ever-willing 50 bucks shameless punchbag
3.a precociously ill-bred sadistist, a dastardly rapscallion & a tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat whose abode is in the un-raked Akwa-Ibom gutters
4. & a conspicuously decadent flaccid mattress-soiling evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity & bitchiness...



now -if i lacerate those enormous meat plaguing your mouth- would you still call it a lip? shocked shocked


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Events / Re: Come Wish Luxanne a happy birthday by michaelgarfield(m): 4:41am On Jul 18, 2015
hbd

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Romance / Re: What Romancelander Have You Met?✘ by michaelgarfield(m): 12:39am On Jul 16, 2015
darkenedrebel:
All those things we see people do in the chatroom & dating/meet-up section. does it actually bear fruits or is it just all NL stunts.
How many romancelanders have you hooked up with & actually met...don't be shy to say their names.
I have actually only met one & that's sharonnnn. I met her today grin ..... how about y'all..
has prettythicksme met jacksparrow before? she's always dickriding him everywhere so I suspect she might have cheesy.. ✘
Romance / Re: What Romancelander Have You Met?✘ by michaelgarfield(m): 12:37am On Jul 16, 2015
show off
Romance / Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Darkenedrebel & Cherlene ♥♥ by michaelgarfield(m): 9:44pm On Jul 08, 2015
Contestant B for me
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by michaelgarfield(m): 8:16pm On Oct 12, 2014
_hiss
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by michaelgarfield(m): 6:32pm On Oct 12, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
Rhyming can prove rather challenging when you have a punchline to deliver.....
But as easy as f*ck when you're just stringing words together...

Make person lecture on rhymes naa.. There's a thread for this.... smiley

tru
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by michaelgarfield(m): 5:37pm On Oct 12, 2014
Iceskidd:
Diamonds in tha sky? Fück that rihanna bïtch/
Always on dat dark side, my lyrics black like some ghana chicks/
wtf was wrong with rogers? Who uses big cash to buy that lallana kid?/
oh well i'm never on messi's side cos i ain't no loser fool/
he uploaded a heineken pix, never knew he was a boozer too/
quick frees, sitting, watching nuthin on tha t.v/
i'ma fine emcee/
ain't got time to make my own c.d/
my dream is to get fully educated, and i might own a mansion at washington d.c/
i'm talking the real d.c/
not the one of superman/
i guess the wordplay fo' superman/ is
i made ur wife's last name eguisi, just because i soup here man. Haha/
yo tha movie's on, i'm watching wrongturn 2/
fück its a horror movie, what am i to do?
#scared

guy park well...I flow like menses/ when I enter, use d exit/ God of rap..ma flow sick/ am so sleek/ shawarma invited,now am here to dominate/ am on naira land now and anyone who steps to me, imma eliminate/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by michaelgarfield(m): 2:47pm On Oct 12, 2014
Gladyys:



What manner of lady am I
D question keeps invadin my mind/
degradin my might/
tho!no more dos d answer spring/
nor does anybody want to answer me
/d question hails from summer to winter/
still it doesn't change or wither/
i read books/questioned d wise,even begged fools/still,no mortal could tell/i took a trip to hell/
inquired from sinners n lucifer himself/
he was uneasy,restless....with fear..who is dat?,he said/
are you Nigerian?cos dat aint an answer/i left hell,feeling despaird/
my heart also did shred/i was about to return to earth,downcast n sad/
wait!I wasn't sure of what I heard/
it came again,clearer dis time......"rejoice n b glad"/
no wonder,mortal men did nt understand/
n lucifer could nt decipher d questionaire/
woo!to men,for worries has turned d nation/
woo! to lucifer who knws only sorrow n condemnation




YEA! LET THEM NOW REJOICE AND B ME.......


good...lemme help you space it
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by michaelgarfield(m): 3:55pm On Oct 11, 2014
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by michaelgarfield(m): 2:11pm On Oct 11, 2014
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by michaelgarfield(m): 2:04pm On Oct 11, 2014
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by michaelgarfield(m): 1:55pm On Oct 11, 2014
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by michaelgarfield(m): 1:44pm On Oct 11, 2014
bars fest

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