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Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG Orders Closure Of Varsities, Schools Nationwide by mikewoques: 9:40pm On Mar 19, 2020
For the Federal government to start acting in this manner now, I believe there are more cases than what's being reported in the media. Let's hope for the best and expect the worse.

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Sports / Re: 10 Reasons Why Golden Eaglet Will Lift The Trophy In Chile by mikewoques: 1:59pm On Nov 07, 2015
billtommy:
1.Team Mali bullied all their opponents with strong Physique. HOWEVER! Team Nigeria is also strong when it come to Physique as africans. plus we understand the game better in this competition. Amunike was recently commended by Fifa as the best technical coach so far.
so the decider will be technique not strength

2. we have scored more goals in this tournament than any other country. for every one goal they have scored we have a minimum of two.

3. We know how to deal with africans been africans ourselves

4. We are world champions and knows how to do it at this stage.

5. Any tournament we beat Brazil we go on to win it check Atlanta '96 . moreso having beaten the host and stubborn Mexico. Mali will just be another team to beat becos the boys are fuel to go.

6.Every time the media writes them off, they make themselves special on the field.

7. Nigeria U17 did not play Mali U17 in the African U17 championship Final.Nigeria lost to south africa at the semi final.Mali and south africa played. the final.

8. Winning U17 back to back is 100% possible.Brazil did it.Check your record.

9. Nigeria can still win U17 outside Asian continent.

10. Don't be surprise if nigeria beat mali up to 3 goals.

Source: comments by robosky02 and sammie 771 on the thread "5 reasons why Golden eaglet will not lift the trophy in chile"
11. My support is behind Nigeria
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by mikewoques: 10:19pm On Jan 19, 2015
This your so called joke just increased my sorrows !!!

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Crime / Re: Ugandan Maid Reveals Why She Beat Up The Baby So Bad by mikewoques: 1:14pm On Nov 29, 2014
Even me never receive dat kind beating wey she give that baby for this life !
She had barely made a month and she's beginning to dish out slaps nd kicks, trampling on an 18 month
old.
If she come make one year, we go dey attend funerals b that.

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Religion / Re: The Solemnnity Of Christ The King, All Catholics Please Stand Up!!! by mikewoques: 9:14am On Nov 23, 2014
My king is the king of the Jews
He's the king of Israel
He's the king of righteousness
He's the king of the ages
He's the king of Heavens
He's the king of glory
He's king of kings and He's the lord of lords
No means of measure can define His limitless love
His life is matchless
His goodness is limitless
His mercy is everlasting
His love never changes
His word is enough
His grace is sufficient
His reign is righteous and
His yoke is easy and He's burden light
I wish I could describe Him for you
He's indiscribable
He's incomprehensible
He's invincible
He's irresistible
You can't get Him out of your mind
You can't get Him off of your head
You can't outlive Him and you can't live without Him
The Pharisees couldn't stand Him but they found out they couldn't stop Him
Pilate couldn't find any fault in Him
Herod couldn't kill Him
Death couldn't handle Him and
The grave couldn't hold Him.
THAT'S MY KING !!!

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Gaming / Re: What Is Your Highest Score In Subway Surfers? by mikewoques: 6:32pm On Oct 04, 2014
When I grabbed my friend's mobile and started playing that subway surf, I looked at the personal best score and it read 24. . . something(5 digits). With all seriousnes,anxiousness and curiosity i started playing the game trying to beat the 24 thousand 'best score'. After about 12 attempts to no avail, i then decided to look at the best score closely and to my greatest dismay it read 6 Digits.
Damn!! What a waste of energy and time.
Sports / Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by mikewoques: 4:43pm On Oct 04, 2014
The ones who doesn't know players well but will exclaim 'O Boi Van Persie! Van Persie!! after performing a nice skill only for the person sitting next to him to tap him 'Bros na Januzaj be dat.'

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Sports / Re: Some Hilarious Football Quotes. Pick ur favourites & Add Urs as Well. by mikewoques: 4:44pm On Sep 20, 2014
Zlatan Ibra after outplaying Liverpool
defender Stephane Henchoz
"First I went left, he did
too. Then I went right, and
he did too. Then I went
left again, and he went to
buy a hot dog."

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Sports / Re: Some Hilarious Football Quotes. Pick ur favourites & Add Urs as Well. by mikewoques: 4:33pm On Sep 20, 2014
“Jose Mourinho is a big star…
He’s cool. The first time he met
[my wife] he whispered to her:
‘Helena, you have only one
mission. Feed Zlatan, let him
sleep, keep him happy!’ The
guy says what he wants. I like
him."
The Special One and his
first meeting with Ibrahimovic's
wife.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Great Features You Miss As A Guest On Nairaland by mikewoques: 11:22pm On Sep 19, 2014
Ofcourse. Like making a comment on thread then exiting your browser hoping for '105 Likes' only for you to log in and see '3 Likes'.
1 Like for your stupidity.
2 Likes for your grammar.

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Sports / Re: Calabar Stadium…eagles’ Slaughter Slab by mikewoques: 2:43pm On Aug 23, 2014
So after going through the whole write up hoping to see a stadium of an ''Old Trafford'' nature all I get is this ¿ :-/ :-x

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Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by mikewoques: 11:31pm On Jul 08, 2014
Brazil is now the world's largest exporter of 'oil'
Science/Technology / Re: Full Eclipse Of The Sun In Nigeria (Picture) by mikewoques: 5:19pm On Nov 03, 2013
Experienced partial eclipse in my state. Some even didnt notice what was going on but I tell you, its one of the most beautiful things you will ever see.
Family / Re: 14-year-old Pupil Wins N1m For Rescuing Boy In Boat Accident by mikewoques: 2:32pm On Oct 11, 2013
Come to think of it
There is FIRE there is WATER and there is EARTH
There are 3 elements
What do you think?

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Family / Re: 14-year-old Pupil Wins N1m For Rescuing Boy In Boat Accident by mikewoques: 2:25pm On Oct 11, 2013
INDOMITABLES !!!
Sports / Re: Enyeama - No Excuses Not To Beat Ethiopia by mikewoques: 2:15pm On Oct 11, 2013
It is necessary to make mouth because it is obviously not a small something.
Food / Re: Why Is The Last Ball Of Eba/fufu Hard To Swallow? by mikewoques: 11:31pm On Oct 07, 2013
Last Lap of a race is not easy
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria To Experience A Solar Eclipse On November 3rd by mikewoques: 9:18pm On Oct 07, 2013
Thought it would next occur in the year 20Thirty something? Anyway
. . . .''GEJ is working''
Education / Re: UNILORIN Engineers Invent Biometric Machine by mikewoques: 7:37pm On Oct 07, 2013
I Love Electrical and Electronics.

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Sports / Re: Ethiopia Will Lose The Match Against Nigeria If? by mikewoques: 2:22pm On Oct 07, 2013
Lets take us back
Chemically, there would a Reaction between the two teams which is either going to yield new result or not
Physically, there would Motion
Biologically, there is going to be Territorial behaviour and also survival of the fittest
Politics / Re: I Have Lost Sympathy For ASUU – Jos Archbishop by mikewoques: 1:24pm On Oct 07, 2013
''You don’t go on a strike for
a long time, especially in a
sector like education, which
is the bedrock of the
development of any society.''

ASSU is indeed fighting for causes other than the future of education in our country
Politics / Re: I Have Lost Sympathy For ASUU – Jos Archbishop by mikewoques: 1:16pm On Oct 07, 2013
''You don’t go on a strike for
a long time, especially in a
sector like education, which
is the bedrock of the
development of any society.''

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Religion / Re: Meditations On The Mysteries Of The Holy Rosary (joyful And Luminous) by mikewoques: 1:03pm On Oct 07, 2013
Fair as the moon, bright as the terrible as an army. Mother Mary.
Celebrities / Re: Lizard Enters Femi Kuti's Car On Third Mainland Bridge by mikewoques: 12:47pm On Oct 07, 2013
'Snakes on a plane
'Lizards in a jeep'
The next reptile will be on a ship

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Religion / Re: Lack Of Manners In Churches These Days by mikewoques: 12:10pm On Oct 06, 2013
What do you expect in our world of today. A church is supposed to be an institution meant to teach decency, morality and lots more but people have turned it into a fashion and business center. THE MORE CHURCHES ARE CREATED, THE MORE DIFFERENT KIND OF ILL MANNERS ARISES
Religion / Re: Which Is Your Best Gospel Songs And Artists? by mikewoques: 11:55am On Oct 06, 2013
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GOD NO DEY LIE
Religion / Re: What Have You Suffered For Christ? by mikewoques: 11:42am On Oct 06, 2013
In our world today, it is not people who suffer for Jesus but Christ suffers for people.
Religion / Re: Can A Saved Person Lose His Salvation? by mikewoques: 11:35am On Oct 06, 2013
Absolutely. . .Salvation does not mean the devil is going to withdraw or fold his arms. It makes the devil rather relentless in his increased effort to make you fall again. I would say salvation solely depends on one's steadfast faith in God and a sincere resolution as well.

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Politics / Re: Agagu Will Be Buried On Friday – Ondo PDP by mikewoques: 11:44pm On Oct 03, 2013
I thought as much. He has died twice already. It should be done as quickly as possible to avoid a third; With all due respect

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Snake Found On A Plane In Australia, Passengers Stranded by mikewoques: 12:40am On Sep 24, 2013
Epic movie
Sports / Re: Malawi Wants Calabar Match Venue Changed by mikewoques: 6:35pm On Aug 12, 2013
The scoreline is already 1-0 by this.
Nairaland / General / Re: 5,000 Personality Traits Are Linked To Handwriting by mikewoques: 1:32pm On Aug 12, 2013
perhaps 5001

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