U are just d true definition of mumu. Those her small talks what is it called huh?

MathsChic:
I know her. But Nigerians can't fit lie sha. She doesn't "lecture" at Harvard. She has only been invited there to give talks on a subject she knows a lot about. Simple!

bobo65:
Too early for garbages to be hitting fp

Nice Legs by d way
Pretty chiq

Contact for cool art works

Wow! So cool ur art works.

Miggs:
an inferior creature that a woman is can never bring any glory 2 a family.all they do is bring shame and disgrace.d left wing western media is propagating lies that a woman can do what a man can do.keep calm though d anomaly will soon be rectified by d new world order headed by isil

Mr boko haram! A woman is unique not because she can do wat men can rather she can do wat men Can't! Am sure u beat ur mum and sisters at home. U sound so much like terror in ur house cos ur type cnt v a home n 2 ur environ.

The world was silent while we died from1967-1970, now buhari is pretending abt wat is happenin n not wantin 2 address d situation. Let's watch and see how silent dey can all b in dis generation or if God is not Alive again.

funkydoc11:
The protesters definitely have a point, but the manner of expression is faulty. However, a government that has no problems killing its own people is also faulty.
Given it's an open secret that Nigeria is a failed state, who can blame Biafrans for wanting a way out- after all, it may not be as bad as it already is in Nigeria.
The coming days are very crucial. How Buhari handles this matter may be one of the yardsticks for judging his government. Violence is certainly not the way. Pretending also that the problem is a minor issue could also be a terrible miscalculation.
Violence is not an option!!!
Buhari, the world is watching!

What is this one saying, the writer gave a true account of what happened in onitsha,time,how it started,what caused deaths both viviangist sis n d rest n u der sayin trash.pls if u dnt leave in onitsha den dnt talk.

dammytosh:
"Millions of traders scampeering"

Journalists

All this paid media to destabilise the country will not succeed.

What can u not do with 2.1 billion naira ?

Damn it.

I have had similar experience, but d wicked shall never go unpunished.

micronut:
Happy Sunday Fellas! Today makes it exactly 1year that the incident happened. And as a man, i had swept it aside because it was a chicken change (Small cash), but i felt it is worth sharing, at least to help all those who may fall victim of people that beg for help, every now and then, particularly online. Yes! It's a good thing to help, it is one of those things i love doing, but the wicked people have made helping a hard thing to do.

Today, while surfing the net and Nairaland particularly, i came across a guy that needed 10k badly for his startup business, i wish i could help cos i have the means but i remember my experience.

On 28th of Nov. 2014, I bought a University pre-degree scratch cards via e-transact for my junior sister at 15k, luckily she was given admission in another University that same day... I came to nairaland to sell the card at 10k after the 3rd day of buying it.

Luckily, a young girl called me about few hours after, told me she needed the form. I said owk, that she should pay into an account and i would send the pin. She said she is scared not to be defrauded.I smiled and told her she has nothing to worry about. After 2hrs she called me back along with her bf, the guy chat me up on whatsapp and he said, they have fear that they just can't trust nairaland guys. I said fine, if that is the case...Can i also trust you too? He responded saying they are good Christians, that it is even me that they are scared of.

I told him, owk.. I would send the pin, they should make sure they send my money on Monday, cos the day was on a Sunday. And that they should send me their Facebook ID. I did add them immediately and send the pin.

I Checked the University portal that Sunday evening and discovered they have used the pin, saw all her data... she had filled the form, submitted and printed exam photo card. I called her, she said yes they filled the form at a cyber cafe.. I wish her all the best.

Fast forward to Monday evening, i didn't see any payment in respect of that, no message from both end. After two days, i call the girl.. She begged me that something happened and that they have not forgotten, hopefully on Friday. After Friday, no show.. I Called again, this time, it's the boyfriend, you need to see how this guy was telling he is expecting one money in d next few weeks. I Laughed at both of them and gave them 2weeks deadline after which i would stop asking them and pray they would be paid back in folds. After 2weeks, no show again.. I saw them on Facebook doing big boy and girl lovers and using loving up dp, i just smile.

I have to call them for the last time, that am done with them, and told them frankly that am bigger than 10k, just don't want the card to waste. It could have been better if they had begged for it. Till tomorrow, i never heard from them again.

Moral lesson: Before you help, ensure you are helping the right person and not taking out of your little to enrich another, because their are thousands of fake Guys, folks that are not just trustworthy and many fraudsters out there.

NB: You may share your experience for others to learn too. It makes men and women to be much more watchful and to be be extra careful as well.

obiorathesubtle:
wetin you do? You dy quote bible dy talk say its not good for a man to be alone? Go buy fleshlight if e dy hungry you when your wife no dy. And that girl wey fvck you, suck your dick finish dy speak in tongues with the same mouth. She just get luck say I no be serial killer. Na the luck she get

Stop fvcking that girl o. Hell is real

Lwkmd! I don die, you even add morning devotion ontop. Na una be the reason why God no dy hear my prayer. Chai! Iranu!

u need help in 4rm of serious deliverance. Someone else sins makes ur prayers not 2 b answered, dats u deceivin urself big time.

ZACHIE:
A very potent Oruka Aluwo.

And one idioot will deny the efficacy of African juju.

u r d one idiot. Who is talking about d efficacy or whatever u label it here or is d issue no longer about d cold blooded death of a responsible father of 5 by irresponsible sons of u stupid landlord. U so sound like d likes of dem murders, IDIOT like u.

CaptPlanet:



I kindda like your attitude about the whole thing. First you have to understand that cigarettes contains nicotine ( the substance that makes it addictive) and it's very difficult to quit so you're in for a huge task

If you really want to help him, I suggest you take some drastic measures.

Let him know that you won't visit him if he'll smoke with you around and if he does, leave his house ASAP/ do things he don't like, if he calls you let him understand that you can't stand the habit and if he really loves you, he should respect you. Deny him candy if u must (men love candy and we'll do anything to get some) That should at least cut down his smoking with you around (it's difficult but you gotta stick with it)

When this starts to work, spend more time with him, he'll reduce the way he smokes and also dispose of every packs of cigarettes around the house. Allow him some space to smoke (he can't quit abruptly)

Talk to him about it all the time, better yet NAG about it, men despise nagging. Get info on the adverse effects of smoking and show it to him, u can get pics of affected lungs off the Internet and show him. It'll stick in his subconscious mind, that should help.

Make him open up to you (men hide alot) esp how his day went, get him to trust you, don't judge him when he tell you difficult stuff, act like it's no biggie, you chics have your way with men so you should know how to get him to release all that worked up stress/emotion from a hard day.

Gradually reduce his average sticks a day (make charts with him), if he burns like 15 sticks a day, you could make it 5 a day if you go about it the right way. You can give him a treat once or twice a month, you know what he likes, like nice meal, warm bath together, seduce the living daylight out of him....use your imagination.

Finally you can get him e- cigarettes , they're healthier and more environment friendly.


PS: get him to eat a lot of fruits, let him go for detox.

I hope this helps.

All d advice I v read on dis thread is very truthful and straight 4ward but dis is d most mature and sincere advice I would give myself esp if u want 2 help ur guy and every indication shows u really love him respect and want 2 help him but just dnt know how 2 go abt it cos u keep defending him and even acknowledges his goodness. I ll advice u follow all dat captainplanet said and he ll change but if he refuses 2 change den u. R free 2 quit. But help him ist, stand by him,talk 2 him even pray 4 him and him 4 himself aswell cos d relationship r about 2 Quit may v dis lil test 4 u 2 enter ur paradise or d new one may v something more detasteful dan dis.

SpotlezDonald25:

U r here again with this face abii

EVILFOREST:
IGBO days are here

OGUN STATE on sick leave

U need help, Infact immediate head check.

teeowl:
a similar incident happened this year in the South East...

Hi dude, it's all south east, just say happened in Anambra state,Onitsha 2 b precise.

SpotlezDonald25:


Calm down, cook me b4 u eat me raw.
It was a mistake!!!

It had better been.

isan:
From to north , south east , south west and south south bad news everywhere Dis ember month self

My dear d ember month just entered all dat has been happening has nothing 2 do with It at all. If only d elected ones will work in d fear of God.

SpotlezDonald25:
Ndi Abia kwenu

Guy dey Use ur head oo, what brought about Abia kwenu here or what's with d big open teeth. Mtcheeeeew, u sound annoying jhoor. And thank God No death.

Nashoji:
up crystal palace!

yeah, up crystal palace with their tight team work.

kestolove95:
Yes...dey own nigeria

from most of ur comments 4rm diff post dat I v read 2nite, u keep talking like an hausa she Goat.

BANGERLEE1:
Hoverboard inside a mall? And u still want to sue them? Bro u wana go to jail* because u should not hover inside a mall in the first place


Or maybe he wants to replicate Wiz khalifa act* but Khalifa was not hovering! He was riding an auto balancing scooter*

Wonder whr this weed smoker May D go school*

And I've bn enjoying ur story until u said 'Normal guy' well good to know u are abnormal*

Lolzz oooo, u get bad mouth o

HitlerGaddafi:
If I be the lecturer, those students don fail my course.

only u hitler, dsame u gadaffi y wunt u fail dem.

Neplusultra:
Not feeling this marriage at all!
The guy always looks absent minded

it's not for you to feel dats y he is marrying tonto n not u, in other words tonto is. Feeling him dats y she agreed 2 marry him. So shove ur shit up ur ass.

ladyF:
Ok. Guilty conscience.

The sinner runneth when....

when no one pursueth.

Wow! Very Educative n Informative.Just travelled to yoruba land n came back with a smile, I mean this is really nice. Writer welldone oo.

Wow! Very Educative n Informative.

Rochas Rochas d Baba bourdillion according 2 uche Ogbuagu, during elections dey were my people my people n now u r tyrannically commandind dem like ur slaves 2 go back 2 work without eating. U say few months wen its ova 1year u v been owing both public workers n individuals in Imo state with even tryin 2 listen 2 their crys n pleas. Rochas d theif n hypocrite has it not been more dan one year u closed our Imo concord hotel without payin d suppliers after renovation*2? Upon meetin wit u n ur sss n so many pple u asked dem 2 meet n protocols u asked dem 2 observe did u pay dem uptil now while ur own hotel works n florishes u closed down our own state hotel 4 urs 2 accomodate dos dat concord do accomodate. Well I dnt blame u, its those who voted u in again dat I blame n I hope dat Buhari's arm of "no room 4 Corruption" in his admistration gets 2 u aswell.

Eberex:


and who told you the baby is a he?

And who told u d baby is not a he? My dear read well before u start ur Ova sabi work.

Eberex:


and who told you the baby is a he?

My dear try 2 read well b4 u start 2 make a fool out of urself all in d name of Ova sabi.

tunnamania11:

That's the logic, sampling can be overlooked in as much the " seal" hasnt been broken.

it is not logic or r u saying bible is logic? U r d logical person here.A virgin gal/woman is d peerson dat has not known man in anyway, b it kissin,smoochin,caressin,givin n receivin bj or wateva btwn a man n a woman or would u also ay dat a gal/woman dat has b doin d back one is still a virgin because her vaginal hyena has not been broken? Pls if its not biblical like mary den she is not a virgin n should stop deceivin haself n just do it already.

Danjuma827:
it is high time our youths found something worthwhile doing and not all these acts

if u dnt know wat 2 say just shut up.is there anything better dan wat dey left their jobs n homes 2 do so as 2 preserve their lives n homes n even d future generations yet 2 come or r u tryin 2 defend pretenscious brother rochas? Or v u eva thought of wat dey r passing through because of bad roads n erosions while rochas sits n do nothing dan owing every dick and harry in d state. Infact bia enyia mechie onu ure gi ahu. Mtcheeew

LadyBoss1:
This pastor again
Im scared

what abt him n what's scaring u sef, is ur type dat ll see Jesus face 2 face and still reject him.madam scared I guess is d demon in u dats makin u scared.





Be delivered in Jesus name,Amen.

ojimbo:
how did he know that it was the woman that paid the tithe or was he at the offering pot checking on how much every member is dropping or is he trying to buy recognition? Nigerians are becoming more foolish as day goes on

u r d foolish one cos u cnt even read n u wnt 2 criticize wat u dnt know. Ewu!

ckmayoca:
Non of u will do all what u ve said. The worse u guys wld do is lock up at police station, shout and create scene, punch the perso and beat the person up, no one is gonna kill anyone abeg joor.

. Why dnt u try it and see what ll happen 2 u. Mayb if come out alive wit a fit body den u can say all dat has been a lie.cos as 4 me u ll surely see d devil in me with belzebulb n his legions.

U sound like one