vanida6:
Here i`m
For Good seek why would i date a man bcoz of money

Sherrap dia!!

adelakay:
Waiting for the Easterners

Another AFONJA!!

Goahead:
Ofe Owerri is an illusive idiom, used to express how foods are expensive in Owerri. There's nothing like ofe Owerri, Imolites can attest to my humble submission.

Sherrap dia. The least price you can get OFE OWERRI in any eatry wont be less than 1.5k.
So based on logistics, e cheap?

oluwayimika123:


U b correct MUMU ah swear

Ebora OWU fun rara e

Obj doesn't need 2 travel around for anything dey go to him ni. what he has alone and has achieved in his lifetime is enof 2 feed his 20th generations 2 come rather dan hating on him, y not try 2 achieve 1/10 of what he has achieved so d@ u can live a fulfilling life

Sherrap dia!

gabazin080:
mumu. where in the post did u read that he is yoruba, he could even be your brother sef cus thats wat u people are best known for. FLATTY OSHI

Where did it happen?
Strictly Afonjas!

GloriaNinja:
HE IS BEHAVING LIKE AN EPILEPTIC VICTIM.

Sherrrap dia, hater!

BLACKdagger:

Ur thinking is really miopic as the lady said. so Based on ur logic.......
Anyone shot by cultistist is a member. Any man walkin with a lady is her husband Every thick red liquid is blood. any1 carrying gun is in force. Any child crying is hungry.
U are really a WISE person ooh

He's really wise in his "small world" of reasoning.

ademola2017:
Hi Nairalanders,

I am in a state of dilemma as my marriage is shaking.

Before we got married, my wife treated me like a piece of shit and never gave me any regards or attention. Any little quarrel would be blown out of proportion and wouldn't talk to me for days. I did the calling always and each time I ask her why she doesn't call, she would say I should get used to it. There was a day when a baseless quarrel occurred, she accused me falsely and we didn't talk for more than two months. I stayed single and was already moving on until her friend came begging on her behalf. I wondered why she didn't come herself but all the same I accepted her back. She changed like she was doing me favor but I still persisted because I loved her genuinely.

Fast forward, we got married and I was hoping for a good future with her. As usual I was very open to her and discussed every issues with her. At a point, I found out the marriage was one sided. I gave more but got little or nothing from her. I never burden her with house chores or cooking at all. We sat always to talk about her attitude but she would say things are fine while I will be grieving and having sleepless nights. She will wake up in the middle of the night to check my phone to know if i was cheating. I swear I have never cheated on my wife... She knows my password and never hid anything from her.
As we went on in the marriage, her behavior became worse and couldn't condone it again. She never saw anything wrong with her attitude and would say her apologizes are expensive.

I decided to do a background check on her and found out she double dated all through when we started dating and gave the guy more attention for 2years of our relationship. When things went bad between them, she fell back to me and unknown to me, I accepted her back. She and her ex were still in good communication till the night I confronted her. She would rather confide in her ex than confide in me (Now husband) Now, I feel so hurt, betrayed and used and can’t trust her again.

She has been very apologetic and says she is ready to change. So if had not found out about her double ways, I will still be condoning her insolent ways. I am seriously finding it hard in my heart to forgive her. Even if I do, I can never ever forget because I do not trust her again.

What will you guys advice?

You've been a weakling from day one bro, just take charge and state how you want things to be. Or is she the one paying bills/rent!? You live but once; try have a happy home bro, if she dosnt fit in~ lots of girls are praying to have you. #word!

Frolic:
From the look of things, she got herself a dude that can handle her properly.

The dude got himself a "chef". Na food go kill am oo cos fatties are dead cooks.

hunniebun:
why I'm I irritated by that picture?

You just being enemy of progress! Pray for forgiveness for been irritated.

earlystep:
Southy boys are not smiling how do u blow up a billion van so easily?

I swear 9ja bhoiz muxt be involved for dis to be dis success!!

Evergreen4:
Na wa oo,


Tunde Jimoh

Abubakar Agboola

Those names sha

All Afonjas!!!

fratermathy:


A colombe is important because she represents purity, light and peace. She is an image of the lodge. She represents beauty and order. She has special roles to play in Rosicrucian convocations. She is the heart of the temple. She is the light of the lodge. A colombe's role encompasses all dimensions: physically, spiritually, mentally, etc.

Because of their importance, they are selected carefully by a colombe coordinator and well trained. They have to represent purity, beauty, intelligence, light, peace, etc.

It is not an apartheid, as you put it . Every girl CAN become a colombe actually. Just that the selection process is designed to get the best. If a girl has the qualities, including intelligence, she certainly can become one. No one will tell you that you can't be. Simply partake in the training and do well. Many girls who are not called to follow that path will fall out. Mind you, being a colombe is not very easy. You have to sacrifice your time, you have to be patient, you have to possess a good memory, the ability to "act", speak well, etc.

Above all, a colombe MUST maintain her "purity" as a lady throughout her active years because she represents the purity of God!

So if by chance a COLOMBE gets to have an intercourse during her period of reign, what becomes of the Lodge, THE BOY and Her very self?

SlimHan:
Serves him right
Village witches strong oo

He has the spirit of "Afonjans" in him!

lastchild:
who told you its not disturbing others?

Anyway this is not really what I opened this thread for, its unfortunate that the kind of people I opened it for are not showing up

Passing same phase bro, was told it comes with an age!

TPAND:
I got small boobs and proud of it

I love you for this!!!

kowema:


Bless u . I don't even keep such friends

How well do you think you know the few around you? Pray to whatever you believe on to keep such away from you!

Ashleydolls:
I'm wondering how he got to know the woman has all those qualities...hmmmmm..Ladies will never learn. You know you have a single friend that is better than you in terms of looks, attitude, bedmatics and what have we and yet you allow her have a good relationship with your partner. It starts from calling him uncle and before you say Jack, they exchange numbers and they're already talking on phone and dating. Ladies out there are desperate, if you find a good partner, keep him alone to yourself, stop telling your friends about him, stop allowing them to meddle in your affair. It's takes two to make a relationship, remember three is a crowd. Keep your relationship private and away from your friends. B*tches ain't loyal.

Nice words @ashley!

Benita27:
Have been reading the whole story like all day. Inasmuch as the guy couldn't stand rejection, the girl was also at fault here. Why would she lead him on if she wasn't interested in having a relationship with the guy?. You define your relationship from the beginning, and spending on you would be his call to make to avoid being indebted to anyone.

This is all but a stunt girl, how did they both get each others acc! n it was their first date... Think out of the box for a sec, #jux_tynk!!!

illegalGangla:
He wan turn 5k bro


For where
Na first attack dey win fight Send me the 5k bro....enuf skushi for my men

Na lie, no be first attack de win fight! First attack fit first die, lol... "jux sayn tho"

ReneeNuttall:
Oh! so ur sence don finally boot.

After many consultations! They should both move on.

soberdrunk:
FREE AUNTY KEMI!!! AUNTY KEMI WE ARE SOLIDLY BEHIND YOU *bites turkey wing and sips gulder*!! WE SHALL NOT REST UNTIL AUNTY KEMI REGAINS HER FREEDOM *adjusts pillows and reduces Ac*!! ............

U don craze b4 abi,lol.....

tayoxx:
Scores

19:2

B2Spirits:
I made my first public speech when I was 15, and in JSS2. That was in a debate activity, a contest between SS3 and SS2 students. The competitors failed to impress our English language teachers. This made the teachers lambaste the senior students, and asked if junior students had anything to say.

Like our proverbial Akpos, I walked out of the crowd with that gait suggestive of a clown's shameful confidence, and consequently threw my classmates into uncontrollable laughter. Their action was understandable, because I had hitherto paraded myself as a newscaster, who, during one of my comic sessions, had aired the news in which a commercial airplane caught fire in space, and no one was injured in the slightest.

They couldn't think of it that I had taken the debate topic to my uncle, who was a teacher. He wrote a nice argument for me, and I rehearsed it with fervour. I unleashed such a mastery that dazed everyone present.

Having tasted the thrill of the achievement, I started gathering resources on public speaking, and Mark Twain, Napoleon Hill later became my heroes. I trained myself more on the speech strategies that give pastors the hedge over their contemporaries. At 20, having led prayer sessions on many occasions in my local church, our pastor informed me that God has called me into the five-fold ministry with pastoral calling.

While in the university, I read works from great people like Plato and Socrates, and consequently discarded my Christian ideals entirely. It was then I explored Satanism and other faiths until I concluded that I'm the god I've been looking for all these while.

As an animal scientist, I lost interest in that field, and was looking for a job that has to do with public speaking until an advertisement was made for the post of a chaplain in a psychiatric hospital. Certification was required, diploma in theology would suffice. I have nothing of that nature, but flaunted my two-time pastoral experience in two of the largest churches in Nigeria.

I sat down alone, and all questions the interviewers -- all Reverends -- would likely ask me came into my subconscious mind in flashes.

"Why do you want to work as a pastor, knowing full well this job should not be based on ambition?" The organization's president began.

"I understand that God seeks three kinds of people. They are the sinners, people after His own heart (like David) and those that will stand in the gap and pray. By 'election', I fall into the third category", I replied, citing Ezekiel 22:30.

"The moment you read our advert, how did you feel in your body?" Another reverend fired.

"That still small voice from the Holy Spirit made it clear to me that I'm needed here", I answered, having read Benny Hinn's The Anointing, Kenneth E. Hagin's Holy Spirit and His Gifts, and Yonggi Cho's Holy Spirit My Senior Partner.

"If you are given the post, you will be liable to insults or assaults by our psychiatric patients from time to time. Will you be able to handle this?"

"I have worked before in a farm where we had a cow suffering from madcow disease. You would not need to be told that the flaccid disposition the horned herbivore was known for had deserted it. I wouldn't see the attacking cow as a traducer. I only have to be wary of the zoonotic form of madcow disease, which we in animal science call variant Creutzfeldt Jacob Disease(vCJD). In our case here, not all clinical cases are natural, and with my authority as a believer, I will put to flight the armies of the aliens. This will be done by faith, because 'By faith, the elders obtained good reports'", I answered.

Smiles and giggles rented the whole room as the clergymen almost lifted up their 'holy hands in worship.'

"How much are you willing to accept as your salary? Can you work for God free of charge, knowing full well that He made you for this purpose?"

With split-second precision, I quoted ICorinthians 9:13 and said, "'Do you not know that those who labor in the Temple are provided for from the Temple, and those who serve the altar share in the altar?' Having reeled out this Scripture, I don't have to explain it for my betters in faith."

I was given the appointment letter the following day. Other theologians interviewed told me how they threw questions pertaining to theology at them, but 'my case was different.'

I will be showing you hidden public speaking rules personalized to suit various individuals and my personal experience in my next write-ups. To succeed in public speaking, you need to believe you are the only living thing on earth, while all other things are robots. That means you take responsibility for your failure to thrill the crowd of accolades and hangers-on.

http://speakersspell..com/2017/03/how-i-held-pastors-spellbound-during.html?m=1

Nice write up!

2SWT:
still looking for Johnny

Me too ooooo, looking for my own missing rib since... If you got a ''wifeable" attribute. dm me or quote me with A contact.

2SWT:
Cute guy + beautiful lady= super cute children

Hml in adv

For those planning to get married in 2017 march has gone oh you have 9 months left

U nko?

nursennenny:
do you know the last time he ate?
And the last time he had a good sleep?
Do you know if there's an underlying medical condition?
Do you know all the mental activities he's been subjecting himself to?
Dear, before you attribute everything to supernatural powers check the natural ones first.

Nice points drawn... I never had any spirituality view to it. Beaby, somtyn must kill a man!!!

nursennenny:
Everything shouldn't be attributed to African science
Someone who drank from dusk to dawn
No rest
Much noise
Lots of alcohol
Physical activity in form of dancing
Who knows, maybe he smoked weed
Stress is on the brain, heart, liver and kidneys.
Please tell me why he won't die.

People drink to stupor for weeks and yet do more tidious jobs that, have they all died? Is his time! RIP to him.

TINALETC3:
D day I visited my frnds, I ws jst 5 den, as I ws playing wt dem, one of dem sed dat d money dia dad gave dem ws missing and I suddenly bcame d suspect, dey told me dat if I accept dat am d thief dat dey wl leav me and 4get it, I accepted, bt knowing I ws making a terrible mistake

You learnt in a worst way! lol

NegeduGrace:
no na u get me

Yes oooo, fathership!

Wasky101:
People who commit suicide are the most wicked and heartless set of human begins. No thought of pain and suffering u make your loved ones pass through. So self centered. The thought of what your mother wld be reduced to after your demise alone wld never let me think about it no matter what I am going through. People have bin through a lot more worse

Wise talk bro!

NegeduGrace:
I wanted to ignore u but u asked a question,,yes I was

Why would you even think of ignoring me? Moral lesson "NO BE YOU GET YOURSELF".