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Jokes Etc / Re: The Priest's Cork by MrCork3: 5:43pm On Dec 21, 2010
hmmmm, the preisty Cork, is she tryin to tell me sumthin tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: The Priest's Cork by MrCork3: 5:42pm On Dec 21, 2010
yummmmy yummmmy, look at Odunnu,s lips, ((((Mwaaaaaaaaah tongue )))))
Forum Games / Re: Best Text Msg U Ever Recvd by MrCork3: 5:39pm On Dec 21, 2010
hell Noooo. you are toooooo big lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Is Divorce Forbidden by MrCork3: 5:32pm On Dec 21, 2010
Well said by Agony Aunt wink
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Not A Glo Ambassador' Glo Management by MrCork3: 5:29pm On Dec 21, 2010
The IBO boy shuld be sellin hair products, no oofeinse to his jerrry curl angry
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Not A Glo Ambassador' Glo Management by MrCork3: 5:28pm On Dec 21, 2010
creamyswit:

uti u rock,glo ambassador or not,u still rock, bad belles,go hug transformer, mr cork,may u fall into d closest ditch.obvious u love ibos so much.

Correctktion! I love light skin babes, Only. by the way, sweery u gots Nyansh? tongue
Romance / Re: Can U Marry A Gal With A K-leg? by MrCork3: 5:10pm On Dec 21, 2010
Omolola gots K leg actualy tongue
Romance / Re: Should I Believe That I'm Ugly Even Though Some People Said I'm Beautiful? by MrCork3: 4:45pm On Dec 21, 2010
mama-gee:

Should I really believe I'm beautiful even though some people have told me I'm beautiful.

Madam, ur not tooo Ugly, actualy. U are ok, ish wink
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Most Educated by MrCork3: 4:37pm On Dec 21, 2010
ask harry porter! angry
Romance / Re: We Guyz Lie To Keep Our Girlfriends.abi Eyin Boboz Aint It True? by MrCork3: 3:38pm On Dec 21, 2010
I never lie to keep my chicks! angry
Romance / Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by MrCork3: 3:37pm On Dec 21, 2010
is her name: Mrs Eve grin
Crime / Re: Missing 5year Old Girl: Sharon Omolayo by MrCork3: 3:33pm On Dec 21, 2010
did they find her in IBO Niger Dealta? grin
Celebrities / Re: Wrestler Dies In Lagos by MrCork3: 3:13pm On Dec 21, 2010
did somebody shoooted him?
Romance / Re: What Are The Sweetest Things Your Lover Has Said To You? by MrCork3: 3:05pm On Dec 21, 2010
Creamish:

. . . . . said he'l take a bullet for me . .   kiss  kiss 

Creamish , sweery, dont worry, I will take: Bow & arrow for u, _, but only for punnny in return! wink
Celebrities / Re: Wrestler Dies In Lagos by MrCork3: 12:32pm On Dec 21, 2010
Which wrestler? Power Okoro? undecided
Romance / Re: A Date At The Magic City by MrCork3: 12:24pm On Dec 21, 2010
Mrs, Eve:

Jaybee bite my LEFT NYANSH angry angry


***gently release pit bull terrier from Goat cage to bite Mrs Eve in the Nyansh tongue***
Romance / Re: If U Had A Chance To Change Your Spouse. by MrCork3: 12:19pm On Dec 21, 2010
well, instruct her to change from dark skin angry to Light skin tongue
Sports / Re: Nigerian Footballer Of The Year by MrCork3: 12:13pm On Dec 21, 2010
especially that half cast IBO boy they call: Ode winky!! what junda name is Odewinky? (no oofeinse) angry
Sports / Re: Nigerian Footballer Of The Year by MrCork3: 12:12pm On Dec 21, 2010
But can any of theise Nigeria IBO footballers spek proper english? (no oofense) undecided
Romance / Re: Dumped For Being A Nigerian by MrCork3: 12:10pm On Dec 21, 2010
Shy-One:

My thought process - the way I process information - my response - how I think and who I am as a person drew him to me.  He let himself be known to me.  He observed me for a while online - how I engage with people, subjects and how I think and respond.  That is what drew him to me.  To him - I stood out from a group.

It's funny, my mom told me tonight that EVEN BY AMERICAN STANDARDS I am very, very different from many Americans and act quite different from my gender as well - from women around me.  I think differently, I act differently - many times in America what I choose would be viewed as quite "odd."



Shy-One. ermm Sweeery, can I marrry you so we can cokapulate? tongue
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing That You Have Ever Done For The Sake Of Love? by MrCork3: 11:59am On Dec 21, 2010
eat punnny continiously for 80 minute actually, without break! wink
Forum Games / Re: Say Something Nice About The Person Above You ! by MrCork3: 11:55am On Dec 21, 2010
freecocoa:

Keep dreaming.

OOOOO yes she does! wink
Romance / Re: Is It Good To Have More Than One Girlfriend by MrCork3: 11:53am On Dec 21, 2010
Phate07:


Is it good to have more than
one Girlfriend?

Only mature contributions wanted. Cheers! wink



ermm hOld up, let me think: Yes! wink
Romance / Re: Ur Desired Honey Moon Destination? by MrCork3: 11:28am On Dec 21, 2010
Nigeria wink
Romance / Re: What Are The Sweetest Things Your Lover Has Said To You? by MrCork3: 11:25am On Dec 21, 2010
yusuf_@:

all these cork people  are they all the same person?  undecided  this one just joined 2day, na wa oh

Bro it is I. THer is this Naiarland MOD called iice. The chick is contantly attckin my id,s although I herd she very preety &

she is light skin wink
Romance / Re: What Are The Sweetest Things Your Lover Has Said To You? by MrCork3: 11:23am On Dec 21, 2010
md4real:

NOW YOU HAVE inundated ME WITH A LOT OF TALK WITH THESE BIG FANTA OR COCK OF YOUR. I WANNA SEE A PIX

hmmm, a male wants the see my c0rk, wha the heck! bro, do u tink I am 190? angry
Celebrities / Re: Is It True That Zac Efron And Vanessa Broke Up? by MrCork3: 11:20am On Dec 21, 2010
MAma geee dont even gots Nyansh angry
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Not A Glo Ambassador' Glo Management by MrCork3: 11:16am On Dec 21, 2010
he should have put the cloth label on his forehead. I guess its a IBO ways of being trendy (no oofeince) wink
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Not A Glo Ambassador' Glo Management by MrCork3: 11:15am On Dec 21, 2010
[color=#990000]very ugly IBO boy. But why do IBO people always carry Jerrry curls? undecided (no oofeinse)[/color]
Celebrities / Re: Tuface And Annie's Daughter Turns 2 by MrCork3: 11:13am On Dec 21, 2010
arrrrrha. No wonder she keep loookin at the cake. I bet its IBO made angry

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