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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Is A Babe! by MrCorky: 3:28pm On Aug 31, 2010
HELL NOOO. this chick look like man. Even dolomite dont even have Nyansh (no oofense)
Romance / Re: My Gay Boss Wanna Get Down With Me! by MrCorky: 3:17pm On Aug 31, 2010
190 confirmed he wears lipstick to the Gym, only once in a blue moon (16th of every month)

I have no clue why he does, dont ask me, ask him!!
!!
Romance / Re: My Gay Boss Wanna Get Down With Me! by MrCorky: 3:08pm On Aug 31, 2010
Brother I can assure u that I am not homo. angry

190 will do u anyday. Chat to him. Good day
wink
Romance / Re: My Gay Boss Wanna Get Down With Me! by MrCorky: 2:56pm On Aug 31, 2010
HELL NOOOO!!! , am all about women.

Steve try 190, he homo (no offence)
Romance / Re: Should I Attend My Ex-boyfriend's Wedding? by MrCorky: 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2010
Anabib, madam why dont we hook up over dinner at my hotel and discuss this tongue? am very romantic
Celebrities / Re: Introducing P Square's New Mansion by MrCorky: 2:46pm On Aug 31, 2010
Last year, I had to sell my 3 puppies: Bingo, Lucky and Wendy simply coz they couldnt understand english anymore.

P Sqaure foork up there english!! angry
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Is A Gay! by MrCorky: 2:27pm On Aug 31, 2010
Lil wayne is prettier than Dololomite, actually. I nyansh him anyday tongue
Family / Re: Wives Submit To Your Husbands by MrCorky: 2:11pm On Aug 31, 2010
true. All womens must submit to men wink (CNN News; 1849)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: NAIRALAND ROMANCE/S.EX CLUB! (check Out D Executives) by MrCorky: 2:06pm On Aug 31, 2010
Yes. Gabry was elected financial becoz of her unique beauty, She fine like Orange Juice. Truss me tongue!!
Romance / Re: d by MrCorky: 2:02pm On Aug 31, 2010
True. Mobo speaks the truth, the whole truth and nada but the truth.

Nigerian chicks here in the UK are stress. We call them: long thing (no offence)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: NAIRALAND ROMANCE/S.EX CLUB! (check Out D Executives) by MrCorky: 1:49pm On Aug 31, 2010
[b] MY QUALITIES!!

1.Honest (almost)
2. Forward-Looking (kinda)
3. Competent (I tink so)
4. Inspiring (yes i inspire)
5. Intelligent (am 6"4 undecided )
6. Dedicated (chicks lov me)
7. Demonstrate leadership skills (tallest in my family)
8. Possess the ability to give good s.ex advice (well I love heavy Nyansh, actually tongue)
9. Be able to engage the house and memebers (actually am single, not engaged)
10. Tend to the needs of the people (yes Niaraland needs me)[/b]
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: NAIRALAND ROMANCE/S.EX CLUB! (check Out D Executives) by MrCorky: 1:32pm On Aug 31, 2010
CORRECTION!!!!

Precident - Mr Cork!! wink
Vice President - SA Goddess tongue
Gen. Sec. - Mono444 cheesy
Financial Sec - Gabry smiley
Treasurer - Mama G tongue
Spokesman - Inked_Nerd kiss
Displinarian - Jay Bee smiley
House Boy & Theif - 190 angry
Servant: Omolola angry
Asistant Secretree - Googles tongue
Romance / Re: My Gay Boss Wanna Get Down With Me! by MrCorky: 1:23pm On Aug 31, 2010
larkson, bro how did u no? waz he always lookin at your nyansh tongue when he sends u to photocopy? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Tupac Documentary Begins Filming In November by MrCorky: 11:31am On Aug 31, 2010
Actualy I just found out I am relatted to TuPack!!! wink I be rich very soon, latest by November!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: NAIRALAND ROMANCE/S.EX CLUB! (check Out D Executives) by MrCorky: 11:24am On Aug 31, 2010
Messanger-- Mr.Cork    a  Messagner??   what the  hell?? angry

So Why cant I be the precident?
, undecided[b][/b]

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