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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sunday Weekly Biography Interview by mrmastermind: 7:38pm On May 31, 2015
Ishilove:

Toh. okay o



My one and only question will be, despite my plead for amnesty why the fucck I still on ban?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sunday Weekly Biography Interview by mrmastermind: 7:32pm On May 31, 2015
alberto2k:
Dan Iska. . . yankuri! i understand your plight. sorry o grin




Bleep you! Big Da iska. Why won't I yankuri? A month ban


Kingtom help!
Romance / Re: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by mrmastermind: 7:27pm On May 31, 2015
pasqal09:


U didn't even ask what my relationship with her was before quoting me.

You have a brain, use it!



Dumtard!

What you narrated is trash.check your assertions and reason if it makes sense to you.

I should ask about your relationship with her before I quote, who thinks like that?

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Romance / Re: Can You Receive 20 Strokes Of Cain For Your Spouse? by mrmastermind: 6:52pm On May 31, 2015

That's only if she coming to my house with 100 cows.
Romance / Re: Rise Of The Apes woman Reports Monkeys To Police For Sexual Assault. by mrmastermind: 6:34pm On May 31, 2015

I've to watch APE PLANET again.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sunday Weekly Biography Interview by mrmastermind: 6:31pm On May 31, 2015
kinglekan:


This judge tin dey shak u gan ooo!! Dis wan wey u don dey campaign @ siggy.
cheesy cheesy



Actually its CHIEF JUDGE I'm aiming at.

I've done it before(not e-judging) and I'm willing and ready to do it again, do you know how it feels knowing the fate of an event lies in your hands? Having the final say?

Dude it feels like you are in a jacuzzi with 2 strippers wearing bikini dancing in front of you, Waiting for you to give orders.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sunday Weekly Biography Interview by mrmastermind: 6:15pm On May 31, 2015
you got to be kidding me none of them could make it at 6.OOpm.

And wristwatch notified cute and naija earlier today.
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Like Asking Questions They Dont Want Truthful Answers To? by mrmastermind: 6:11pm On May 31, 2015

Interesting.....
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sunday Weekly Biography Interview by mrmastermind: 6:07pm On May 31, 2015
WTF?
None of the interviewees is online/viewing.

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sunday Weekly Biography Interview by mrmastermind: 5:58pm On May 31, 2015
cool



Ishilove once again reconsider!
Romance / Re: Help Me Please!!!! by mrmastermind: 5:28pm On May 31, 2015
Ishilove:
.



I'm pleading for amnesty on my FALCONEY's account.

I'm currently on a month ban, which started few days ago and will end 29 of june.

Grant my pardon please madam ishibaby.
Romance / Re: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by mrmastermind: 4:22pm On May 31, 2015
sylvalord:
does it count if i was in a group?



No that's DE-INDIVIDUATION.
Romance / Re: MUST SEE PHOTO: Buhari Has Caused Problem!!! by mrmastermind: 4:19pm On May 31, 2015

Wow fascinating!!!
Romance / Re: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by mrmastermind: 3:58pm On May 31, 2015
pasqal09:
Well, a lady has actually rush into the bathroom while I was inside taking my bath. I had to beg her to leave cos she bluntly refused to.



This is the 2nd dumbest thing have ever read. Rushed in to do what? Was she after your balls?

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Romance / Re: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by mrmastermind: 3:50pm On May 31, 2015


I was young and naïve, was very curious to feel a boob and I touched hers, in rage she grabbed my balls and squeezed them that I started crying pleading for my manhood race.

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Romance / Re: First Kiss by mrmastermind: 3:41pm On May 31, 2015
can someone really describe that?
Romance / Re: Best Revenge Possible After Discovering His Wife Is Cheating( LOVE Story) by mrmastermind: 3:36pm On May 31, 2015
phlio:
baba how far we need to talk send me ur no


hmmm will bbm pin be OK?
Romance / Re: Best Revenge Possible After Discovering His Wife Is Cheating( LOVE Story) by mrmastermind: 3:34pm On May 31, 2015
MrDojo:
Nice wrt up Op.... cheesy..
Bt if I was the 1....I will nt pretend to be horrified....instead I'll grin frm ear to ear as I serve her r d divorce papers........grin

Cc falconey



Baddo LOL

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Romance / Re: HELP! He Had Sex With His Pastor's Wife When She Came 4 Visit. "Shud He Confess? by mrmastermind: 1:39pm On May 31, 2015

She came to visit him for what? House service?
Romance / Re: Battle Of The Sexes by mrmastermind: 1:08pm On May 31, 2015
praise God!
Romance / Re: Which Of These Can You Manage To Do Without? by mrmastermind: 11:31am On May 31, 2015
modify and rearrange it .
Romance / Re: See My GUY See GOBE-SUGGESTION NEEDED by mrmastermind: 11:00am On May 31, 2015

Advice him on what? I see no problem here whatsoever dude.

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Romance / Re: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by mrmastermind: 10:22am On May 31, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Haba thought the tea keeps me fit.. I like amala oh dont get it twisted .. But ewa agoyin my favourite.
But its ok like dat moderate .

Or mayb i stop sipping tea n try ciroc mite help



Vodka? Don't do that. I love being in charge.

Let me do that and you do the *tea sipping*
Romance / Re: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by mrmastermind: 10:16am On May 31, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Lol n u never told her. smiley
Anyway just remember to do ur magic when i start creating topics again . *sips tea* wink



Anything for you baby!

You see this is why your booty is not as big as roki.atu's own. *sips tea* all the time instead of ingesting amala,fufu,semo,weat!

Baby we need to talk about these suffs.
Romance / Re: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by mrmastermind: 10:12am On May 31, 2015
Frodoo:
Ladyboss1 is Lala247


naijaboiy?
Romance / Re: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by mrmastermind: 10:05am On May 31, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Like d old one better .. So ur heart still broken?



Yeah! I fancy her a lot out of thousands of chicks around here but I'd never express my feelings to her. As we all know chicks do be crazy.

I'm still waiting for her return, 29 days more. After 29days and she doesn't return. I will move on.

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