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Autos / Re: Please help - Issue With My FX 35 by mrofficial2(m): 10:49pm On Mar 22, 2013
Still waiting...
Car Talk / Re: Please Help - Issue With My FX 35 by mrofficial2(m): 10:25pm On Mar 22, 2013
In addition, I've noticed that the car goes off when driving on a sloppy road, facing upward. Note, it's not the issue of petrol. If you live in Ibadan, you know how sloppy the roads are.
Car Talk / Re: Please Help - Issue With My FX 35 by mrofficial2(m): 10:19pm On Mar 22, 2013
biggiyke: have you resolved the issue yet? i drive a 2008 fx35 & im very much interested in this.

I'm yet to fix the car because I'm currently in Ibadan and do not want to give the car to a roadside mechanic to avoid complications. As it is now, it's getting worse. Just this night, I tried to drive it and it kept switching off subsequently on starting, right inside the compound.

I've changed the airflow meter as advised by a NairaLander.
Politics / Re: Gun Fire And Explosions In Ganye, Adamawa State by mrofficial2(m): 9:22pm On Mar 22, 2013
Mini Pakistan = Nigeria.

Is this the best the country can achieve in the battle against terrorism? News Update on Terror!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is The Second Fastest Market For Champagne - N41bn Spent by mrofficial2(m): 7:56pm On Mar 22, 2013
Na we ooo. Make I go chill for club with one Remy Martin Cognac this night jare. #TGIF thinz.
Politics / Re: Police To Seize Vehicles With Tinted Glasses by mrofficial2(m): 1:02pm On Mar 22, 2013
Policewoman:
LAGOS POLICE 24-HOURS HOTLINES ARE:

0807 927 9349; 0806 329 9264; 0705 546 2708; 0806 515 4338; 0806 0357795


Thank you
Sports / Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by mrofficial2(m): 12:29pm On Mar 22, 2013
dbrownfidha: Look at you naija guys, This online fury of words started on twitter(Intenational waters) But you guys couldn't handle it so you decided to come back to you mama land and thumb up you chest thinking not so many will come and win on your own home page, guess what? we will follow you wherever you hide

Are satisfied or you need me to get you clothes at yaba so you can be clothed and leave this forum. Joblessness at its peak.

Next time, you guys will know how to direct your displeasure to the right board and not on Nigerians. And next time y'all start showing tantrum and throwing jabs, you won't have to listen to Tonto Dikeh 'It's Ova' before you know it's truly over for Kenya.

Matter of fact, how old are you? Don't you see anything juvenile in this or you just like to wallow in childishness and also display the height of ignorance?

Scroll to the bottom of this thread and see the amount of users watching how you guys continue to depict joblessness and ignorance. Well, It maybe of privilege engaging Nigerians, if so, enjoy it while it last.

190, carry go! Only you don do for them.
Politics / Re: Police To Seize Vehicles With Tinted Glasses by mrofficial2(m): 11:36am On Mar 22, 2013
rumours: Bros,
kindly send me a copy of that attachment here: mcakams@yahoo.com
Abeg I need am badly.

Below is a copy of it in Jpeg. I'll have it printed once I step out.

Politics / Re: Chadian Arrested With Bombs & Ammunition At Ojora In Lagos by mrofficial2(m): 11:07am On Mar 22, 2013
dinggle: @T9ksy
Funny how you derailed a very important thread! ppl like you are pulling Nigeria back 1000 times backwards. Instead of sharing observational information on what to watch out for and how we can assist the security agencies with information to identify BH men in Lagos, u choose to derail. You need to get a life! pray that if and when the first BH bomb in Lagos goes off it won't affect you or people of interest to you. If it does you would have their blood on your hands for derailing this thread awkwardly.


Maybe the bomb is selective undecided

I as a Yoruba is so disappointed with that asinine post of his.

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Sports / Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by mrofficial2(m): 10:52am On Mar 22, 2013
@Julieccentric, you look so eccentric. Hi, I'm related to Obama from Kenya and I know how to run, will you date me? grin kiss
Sports / Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by mrofficial2(m): 8:41am On Mar 22, 2013
hypeman:

People just hate what they don't understand and jealous what they can't conquer - that's just the history of man... grin

It's annoying, but sexkillz is a marked man... He has been on this madness with me since last year and that was why I left the romance section...

I don't forgive, only God does - I'll see him in person in naija when I hit that country and that's on my mum's life... I've got plans for him, anyway!! grin

He's the 2nd marked nyggah on my list - them nyggahs will defo come on nl to tell their stories when I'm done with them.. Computing is my field and my life - and getting their locations from nl isn't a problem for me....

I just hope Seun will be with bodyguards the day I set my eyes on him. I'll so hit the plonker. Oh, how I love my lawless country. grin
Sports / Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by mrofficial2(m): 11:41pm On Mar 21, 2013
190:

which kenyan business men

are those things even educated!

last time i checked, its 11.23pm in kenya and im sure majority of their men are currently at the CORN FIELD with bows and arrows

chasing lions from harvesting their maize
undecided undecided

This one loud, brother. shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by mrofficial2(m): 11:23pm On Mar 21, 2013
safarigirl: This one got me cracking

A kenyan tweeted: Nigerians making fum of Kemyans after our guy (Prezzo) screwed your girl (Goldie)
And a Nigerian replied:...and she died

Dlck fertilised with different STDs grin
Politics / Re: Police To Seize Vehicles With Tinted Glasses by mrofficial2(m): 11:05pm On Mar 21, 2013
Policewoman: Yea. FACTORY FITTED TINTED GLASSES are exempted from the law. Any policeman that stops you with factory fitted, please report to his nearest superior or call any of our hot lines.

Could you please help us with the hot lines. Thanks
Politics / Re: Police To Seize Vehicles With Tinted Glasses by mrofficial2(m): 8:24pm On Mar 21, 2013
These same police will tell you that the issuance of tint permit is no longer effective.

This is a serious case regarding letting the police know that a car has factory tint and it is not affected. They will definitely enrich themselves this easter. The country is seriously in shambles.
Food / Re: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by mrofficial2(m): 7:05pm On Mar 21, 2013
laylow001: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.

Confirm! Go on and devour her!
Food / Re: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by mrofficial2(m): 7:04pm On Mar 21, 2013
Truckpusher: lie lie oo me i wan die slowly at least i go act small drama before i go die ...as in romantic dying grin grin

If I don't gain anything from drinking alcohol, at least for the sake of being high, I'm satisfied with that. grin
Food / Re: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by mrofficial2(m): 6:59pm On Mar 21, 2013
This post has just reminded of the Guinness big stout that has been chilling in my fridge since yesterday. grin
Food / Re: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by mrofficial2(m): 6:46pm On Mar 21, 2013
collins2good: There is no gain my brother,drinks kill slowly

So who wants to die fast? grin

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Names New Spokesman , Abu Zinnira by mrofficial2(m): 2:43pm On Mar 21, 2013
Abu Zinnira is the next in line. Your death is closer than you think.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Caught In Lagos At Ijora Today by mrofficial2(m): 2:16pm On Mar 21, 2013
shocked WTF!
Politics / Re: Chadian Arrested With Bombs & Ammunition At Ojora In Lagos by mrofficial2(m): 2:08pm On Mar 21, 2013
WTF! shocked
Politics / Re: Soyinka: Alamieyeseigha’s Pardon, Symbol Of Corrupt Mentality by mrofficial2(m): 9:02am On Mar 21, 2013
Telling us what we know already. Jonathan has the traits of corruption and also a puppet, loyal to his puppeteers.
Politics / Re: 6-year-old Girl Killed By Airbag In An Auto Accident In Asaba by mrofficial2(m): 7:42pm On Mar 20, 2013
Egemole: [b][/b]
Oh, rest in peace of the Lord

Why are some of you so immature? Did you have to quote the lengthy post?

RIP to the little girl. Just learnt a lesson from this.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Survivors Of Kano Blast Narrate Ordeal by mrofficial2(m): 5:17pm On Mar 20, 2013
Eze Promoe: Just got a call this morning that two of my relatives were injured by the blast but who do I vent my anger on? Shoemakers? Nail cutters? Toy wristwatch sellers?
I just have to leave it for God. 100 aboki blood isn't worth the precious life of one of my cousin. THANK GOD THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!
ABOKI, come and shine my shoe, nothing dey happen!

This is what I try to let the igbos understand that these Abokis (Hausas) have little or no value for human life. Thinking about all the ordeals one has gone through in life in succeeding only to start waging war civil with these ordinary mallams, they don't worth it. The igbos should reason beyond that to avoid more casualties. The best is for the igbos to evacuate the north since the government is part of Boko Haram. That is the worst thing that can happen in a country where terrorists operate.

JTF has just confirmed that Boko Haram are resilient. If JTF could say this, much more innocent souls are bound to be slaughtered.
Education / Re: Students Writing Exams On The Floor & Outside Classrooms (Pictures) by mrofficial2(m): 12:16am On Mar 20, 2013
Hehehehe, laughable country. This world is truly a wicked one.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Plans To Raise Petrol Prices Again by mrofficial2(m): 10:40pm On Mar 19, 2013
I'm short of words. All I see is an incompetent. Someone who suffers from ignorance. Someone who doesn't have common sense. Someone who is not mentally sharp. Someone who has no logic. Someone who is not intelligent. Someone who is a puppet. And finally, a slowpoke.

The future of millions of Nigerians depend on this incompetent fellow who sees through his asss and with his government riddled with corruption. Remember a poor man needs light and if he can perhaps afford to get 'I pass my neighbour' generator, he'll still has to fuel it. Now I'm beginning to take this assertion seriously that PDP is a Poverty Developing Party.

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Politics / Re: Kano Bombing: Massob Threatens War by mrofficial2(m): 4:08pm On Mar 19, 2013
Evacuate Ndigbo from the North. Don't wage civil war! Yorubas and Igbos know that the Hausas have little or no value for human life.

Ndigbo will kill as much as possible, but of course, for people who do not have value for life, they will happily venture in. In the process, Igbos will also be slaughtered. So think about it.

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Romance / Re: What You Find Really Annoying In Your Relationship? by mrofficial2(m): 3:52pm On Mar 19, 2013
Ignoring someone generally is annoying. However, I hate it when she starts giving me this carefree attitude.
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In Maiduguri Just Now by mrofficial2(m): 3:47pm On Mar 19, 2013
Fingers crossed.
Celebrities / Re: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by mrofficial2(m): 2:27pm On Mar 19, 2013
Whatever rocks their boat.

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