maldonaldo:


Chief i don't know your religion but Dey talk Amen as i dey pray the following prayers:

Anybody wey say your hustle no go bring good fruit, na him no go reach house........
Anybody wey say na him wan chop all the fruits of all your labour inside sun, rain, under severe pressure to perform......... na suffer e go suffer all him days.......

God bless you
I thought about it and that is why i refused to write names on this public forum. I guess i will just relax and wait.......FOR MY TIME SHALL COME..

Best regards

maldonaldo:
Good day All, I have an issue with a Chinese- owned FMCG manufacturing company that is based in Agege, Lagos.


I hereby appeal to all Human Right activists, Labour union activists, human right lawyers and the general public[b] to advice me[/b] on what steps to take because I suspect FOUL PLAY by the management of this company.

Paschal001:
May he rest in peace

raayah:
Why didnt she run away?
Why didnt she tell her customers what was happening?
Why didn't she call the police or contact the Nigerian embassy.

Except she was tied down and locked in a room,She should have done something.

xzodux07:
An armed robber came to your house,
robbed you nd then gave u a gun to shoot
and kill your wife. Suddenly you went on your knees
pleading u cant because you love her wholeheartedly.
Then the angry robber collected the gun and
gave it to your wife quickly she collected the gun,
pointed at you and pulled the trigger fortunately
there was no bullet the robber collected the gun
laughed and left.
If you were to be the man, be honest, after this
encounter what will you do to your wife?
And if you were the woman, what will be your reaction?
Be honest !!

ilobasama:
I will hug her with tears of joy in my eyes, thanking her for not being able to pretend just one more time......I wont stay in the house that night, gun didn't work, who knows she might try the knife

Macgreat:
I will do nothing.

A woman under pressure can do anything.
Not to talk of a life treating situation.

She is a woman after all.

PunkyVeer:


LMFAO. We're all fake then. Speaking of things you "allow" us to use without complaining. Well, we let you use the colour pink (guys wear pink too these days), we let you use earings (last time I checked, earings were sold at the female section in most department stores), we let you use skirts (you call it kilts but a skirt is a skirt no matter what name you choose to call it. Ha!) & we let you use make-up etc, let you walk around calling yourself a "metrosexual man". So you see, we're even

gabazin080:
Abortion is bad. If my mom had aborted me 24 years ago, then she would have been barren by now because since den, I gat no bro or sis

vizkiz:
uh, is olamide getting lighter

And what is it with the YELLOW cloths?

BeeBeeOoh:
Se.un is on top of the matter now.



Dis kind word no dey pass u by, #badboi

BeeBeeOoh:
The man is not performing his marital obligations bedmatically that what prompted him turning into a Toto Checker

dayo23:
Having fun serving his fatherland.
Hehehe...Boko Boys, be very afraid
#Godbless

Courtesy


https://mobile.twitter.com/MurtalaIbin/status/635110522208264192

rhema4u:


So I ain't the only who finishes drinks and walks into the fridge to ask "why's the rum gone?"

rhema4u:
Why is the run gone?

Vock:


Bro, no be my own church ooo...ba turn up with suit and Italian shoes, me just dey lowkey dey listen to adeboye' sermons for my phone

aydelicious:


The second recipe of beans,is call Beans Porridge
the ingredients recipe follows
=> 1 derica of beans
=> 1/4 of palm oil
= > 2 level of teaspoons of salt
= >1 and half of cube of Maggi
= > grounded pepper of 30 naira or 1 service spoon of fresh pepper
=>1 big onion
=>250cl of water
= >small amount of ginger
= > small amount of garlic
= > pinch of nutmeg
=>1 cup of tin milk of grayfish,the yellow one ni ooooo
=>I want you to be noticed that all the spices content has salt in it so that when you are adding it to your cooking you must be careful by using the pinch of it.
let us now start to cook our beans Porridge
the first things you Will Do, you will select the shaft from the beans.
then grayfish too,you remove the hands and the scales of it
now boil the water,when the water is boild,now turn it to the grayfish you have peeled,
when you have do that,place then at a side
then your onion, your garlic and ginger,you will now grate then together
Now place your pot on a cooking gas and add your 250cl of water in to it,wait till water boil then add your beans to it and the onion, garlic, ginger you have grated to it
let it cook about 25 minutes open it,if is somehow soft,now add your salt,pinch of nutmeg and 1 and half of cube of Maggi with free pepper or grounded pepper cover it to cook about 4 or 5 minutes
Now open it to add your palm oil and the grayfish, to steam with the beans about 5 or 7 minutes,as you are looking it ,you too you will know is ready to serve.

Vock:
No shoes and I couldn't go with palm slippers

shadowgwalker:
My story goes like this, its brief;

So,I entered this bus from here to there in Lagos and just like they use to be scattered in the bus,they collected their loots row after row. I was already steaming hot. Two robbers by my side with their guns and the 3 at the back seat giving orders,including the driver n two pairs.

Like whtt u see in the movies ,I let tthe devil out of me. I struck the two with guns on their wind pipe n they dropped. I picked the first cougar magnum and blast the driver's head on his windscreen. At this moment, the three guys behind just dey stab stab me with dagger wey no dey enter, nah so I turn come dash the first guy slap, the jaw dislocate (ahSwear!),I use my knuckle rumple the 2nd guy to coma,the 3rd guy just dey beg.
Meanwhile,the ttwo passengers fr fronnt don run as I blast the driver.

And so,tht was how how all passengers started hailing n clapping fr me.

The annoying part be say I come wake up frm this kind sweet dream.