SHAKABOOM:

Walahi he needs to beheaded

Seeing you angry I guess your pops got suspended for collecting bribe from a sheman

If it’s not that then you simply anti Nigeria.

klexycole:
Good day everyone.

Please, does UKVI accept bank statements from Nigerian digital banks, such as Opay?

Lol tell me you joking 😂😂😂😂

Opay is a mobile payment service bro.

All of these people abroad don’t want to deal with anything that ain’t official like commercial banks.

Please start using a verified commercial bank for UK dealings.

You can use your Opay but use it for little day to day transactions not embassy stuffs.

Kobojunkie:
So, all that money they embezzle, even money meant to go to feeding, security, and healthcare, is without consequence(directly or indirectly) as far as the very lives of the people they steal from?

That guy so dumb. He don’t understand the ripple effects of the stealing Nigerian Politicians do.

Bukky562:


Hello, I had 5 million in my bank statement.

Oh nice thanks for the info

You care too much that’s the problem. They already see you as weak.

When you switch up and start acting like u don’t give a f u c k everybody will sit up in yo family.

Bukky562:
Good evening everyone, praise God

I am a 1st time applicant. I am grateful to God oh. My medical was updated September 13. I submitted 4 month bank statement.

Help me praise God ohh

Congratulations

How much was in your bank account for the statement?

My cousin is planning and I want to sponsor him

Telltruth123:

I have made up my mind to go for BP check today at a pharmacy in my area because I also find it difficult to breath easily unlike before.
Thank you very much sir.

Lol you would probably get the wrong figure cause your mind already there.

One checkup can’t point to hypertension.

You need to get the digital machine and check first thing after you up and before bed for an accurate reading

Then if you really got it, reduce salt abd ask your doc if you can start exercise.

Just let your doc know you don’t wana be on drugs cause man it’s horrible.

DaddyGoo:



Your figure times 12. PoF covers a year and not a month, so multiply accordingly

You are right.

9-12

Tetraozonaitera:


Yes thats what we are told official. And for how long are you going to wait in contrary to what the minister says?

I don’t support the government and have a serious disdain for Tinubu and the Apc I d I o t s but the passport process in Nigeria is simple atleast I can speak for Lagos cause I got family there.

It’s pretty straightforward online as every thing starts with your NIN and you go for your capturing after payment. Do it yourself.

What I know is it takes atleast 1-2 months before your passport is ready and ofcourse you got NIS boys on ground on capturing day with offers to fastrack for you for a token.

MissOpe:

Your mother is forever a stranger to your daddy, A one off paid w----- to birth you to your father....
Sorry dear I can feel the pain you go through on a daily basis...

Dang why you so pressed? Relax.

You say I am pained but you the one using colorful words.

Your wife is forever a stranger. She ain’t your relative. Why end it all over a woman? Not worth it but I understand passion and love. Just know women will be women eventually.

Cc MissOpe

MissOpe:


Same way your mother is not the relative of your father, she's forever a stranger to him ....you're equally an half stranger to your dad.

Anything that gets you into bed and your cardiac rhythm in check.

Your wife is forever a stranger, she ain’t your relative.

Your wife is not your relative. Forever a stranger.

MrCork:



Son do u relice if i send u £5 there in nigeria, it will feeed u & yor partner for 2 month.i am tryin to be nice here so i strongly sugggest u send me yor acccount nomba....infact. gimmmme yor womans acccount nomba & truss me..i will put a coool £15 inside

Edit: Damn a mistake I was meant to quote the part you talked about your 33000 savings.


That’s a lot of commitment

When you receive your paycheck say you earn $5000, how much do you split in savings vs checking? (Let’s say your rent is $700 per month)

Does your checking have a debit card?

I wana know cause I am trying to save a lot more money man.

Even me with a Nigerian passport I wish I can be deported

There’s nothing better than being debt free.

Always try to avoid getting into loans and debt. The future money you will get will thank you dearly. If you broke either work for money or beg. Don’t go into debt. I am begging you.

Whether student loan, mortgage, payday loans or whatever stop borrowing. And if you must borrow from people (Atleast that person could d I e) banks and loan sharks don’t die.

However mortgage debt is still understandable. Only good debt out of all debts.

If you can’t afford it don’t go into loans.

BaddieFreak:


This just proves that you are jobless and you are one of the men that needs to take the post I made very seriously.

Not even mad about the jobless tag. Working so fucking stressful need to retire before 40.

BaddieFreak:


Does that qualifies me to be an American citizen?

Shut up gold digger even ChatGPT agrees

BaddieFreak:


Who disvirgined the women? MEN! Who impregnated them? MEN! Who advised the women to go for abortion ? MEN!Ain’t they all men? But you same men wants to eat your cake and have it. Sha go and hustle if not don’t come online and rant that one lady dump you oo

Atleast give us benefit of doubt

Your defensive response already shows you are not a *FAGIN* chaiii 😆

Letdemsay02:
Recently with the way things are hard. I have started having phobia for checking my account balance. I mean anytime I received credit alert for my salary payment. I always have this fear of checking my balance. Even when I'm doing transactions with my bank account I don't check balance. There is the pressure that I always have, anytime I wanted to check for balance. The fear of seeing my money going down too quickly. Is not easy now days things are very hard.

What bank you using? You can always hide balance on many banking apps

JobAndVacancies:
do you know or have you seen anyone that they have defamed before?
In Their T $ C they only said they'll report your bvn to CBN and your BVN will be flagged

Someone showed me this last month from palmpay. I had to settle the loan for the person. They do threaten and call contacts.

Just try to avoid loan sharks and debts

Never talk about your problems with women or you finna end up in her June Dump

ScarletBrace:


All you these Putin pan African bastards...
Calling akara, fried plantain, yam and other items that went through deep frying.., calling them fries is now slave mentality abi?
Why do you communicate here in English? Why don't you just type in your dialect into your web address space and start surfing the net in your fore Father's language?
Isn't that slave mentality too??
.Never seen a generation of fools looking woke and dumb at the same time as these.
Gloriously stupid lots.

You waste your time replying all those fools.

They will sit on their asses typing with an iPhone or Android (tech created by the west and whites) but still use their same stupid mouth to mock people that follow western culture.

Very stupid people.

Cc YorubaAssasin (Mumu person)

Dickson3:


Not yet married, First child, last sibling in finals, second to last waiting for service.

Awesome your family prioritize education which is good.

Please explain to your mom the situation of things. If other people like the entitled girlfriends won’t understand, your mom would.

Then if you eventually gather some funds try as much as possible to get a business for mom so she can also be earning something which should reduce the burden on you.

As for the side hustle, I got my eyes open for you if I see anything.

Bless.

Dickson3:
Apologies for my rants. I am curious as to how some of you people are coping with the current economic hardship?

I am a salary earner, with no other side hustle due to lack of capital to start one, and it has been hell trying to survive. For business owners at least, they increase their prices but for us, especially in the non-big private sector, everything has increased except salaries.

I had to relocate to the hinterlands of Lagos recently due to cost of housing but now have to bear the transportation cost.

On pay day, instead of being happy, i am usually sad due to debts and bills about to consume it. Now its just past mid month and already having migraine from thinking how to survive. I had once tried some loan apps and i almost died of HBP after defaulting for about 3 days due to salary delay.
Now just this afternoon, to worsen an already bad situation, call from home came that assistance is needed with feeding and some other house issues. How do i even tell my mother situation here is as bad?

Please if you have ways of helping to earn through a side hustle, introduce me. I believe something to even earn the least 3k a day will at least give me some balance and pick up from there. Thank you.

Because right now, my head wan blow.
Like WTH!

Nigeria is hard. Are you the only child? Do you have wife and kids?

Let us know so we can give you the perfect advice.

Anunakeeh:

Don’t know about the topic in a working country like America but having a child right now in a country like Nigeria and the father and mother are not set financially is just plain wickedness. I am not talking about only having a salary job as being set financially.

Note I said father and mother, it’s no longer about father again. Both must contribute cause Nigeria for me is now a zoo.

But for me it’s hard to imagine giving my unborn child a Nigerian passport.

Bla bla bla did Osimhen jump kick a fan like Cantona who is still regarded as a legend by Man United and voted Man United greatest player in 2003, No? Then why you crying?

You people forget these footballers are also human. Even the legendary Ronaldinho did an outburst today on Instagram.

Get over it. Osimhen would learn from this, probably apologize and move on. He is still a professional and will bang goals for Nigeria and Napoli or wherever next season.

Oh and besides good decision for Finidi George to step down. I wonder why he was hired in the first place. Not in that level to coach Super Eagles.

Your generation unborn will be in America & UK though.

Continue to delululu the foolish Nigerians

Olatundex22:
haha PS4 pro bros for 180k😂😂😂 I never hungry to that level

Rickyjesus its time to give him an offer he can not refuse

Patiently observing this deal.

Seunpapa65:

Keep crying 😂😂 bottle fc
Mugu keep living in dreams the knock you out of Europa and cups last season u said u want to focus on league yet u no see league win come carry handkerchief
Your follow loser don commit suicide
https://www.nairaland.com/8097825/arsenal-fan-commits-suicid-over

Damn i dont really follow soccer. Was just pointing out that everyone started on 0 points in the league.

But though hows someone in second poverty capital of the world so bothered about things over there in Europe.

Both the Arsenal, Chelsea, Man United, Man City players are all living better than you so whats your pride and noise about? Better go and find money to buy fuel and feed your kids man.