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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Faults INEC For Partisan Role In Election Petition Cases by NiccoC(m): 8:19am On Feb 27, 2016
Since INEC has been proven to be partisan, doesn't that cast doubts on the credibility of the last general elections??

BTW, Buhari should fix and pass this budget to improve health care because of such diseases

http://listernaija.com/2015/10/5-terrible-diseases-with-no-scientific-explanation/


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Politics / Re: Troops Record More Success In Clearing Operations Against Boko Haram. See Photos by NiccoC(m): 8:04am On Feb 27, 2016
More bullets to their shakabula.
Nigerian army, greatest army on earth!

I just hope this boko haram won't cause big trouble like one of these

http://listernaija.com/2016/01/10-deadliest-world-events-in-human-history/

Food / Re: Pictures Of How A Nairalander Helped With Christmas Chicken by NiccoC(m): 6:19pm On Dec 30, 2013
seems mods put s.hit on frontpage nowadays. smh
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Sends Hellfire Missiles To Iraq (Pictures) by NiccoC(m): 6:14pm On Dec 30, 2013
@op, these are DRONES, not missiles. get your pictures correct next time
Religion / Re: All Facts About Linda Testimonies Of Hell by NiccoC(m): 2:17pm On Dec 16, 2013
OP please work on your english. i had a difficult time comprehending what you were trying to say
Nairaland / General / Help In Training A Puppy by NiccoC(m): 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2013
i have a 1month old caucasian shepherd pup and i've been trying to potty-train it for some time now without success. he pees on the floor of my room and poops at the back of the dining area. i've tried designating a particular area on d verandah where he can go but he just doesn't poop when you take him there, preferring to wait for hours till whenever he has the chance to do it inside the house. this is really frustrating because continually cleanin out his poop nd scrubbing the rugs in the house is really tiring.
i need your help, fellow nairalanders
Romance / Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by NiccoC(m): 1:27pm On Nov 23, 2013
bookface:


Use one of this.

[img]http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/id/33746132/?size=500x500&site=blogs&authtoken=3ef318efc0d861959b4b4c43bdd7f1d6&quality=90[/img]


I recommend you toast her head first, make sure you use a lot of butter.


lmao. guy u dey vex o.
Nairaland / General / Re: Soldiers Harass Civilians For Putting On Camouflage by NiccoC(m): 8:41am On Nov 14, 2013
since they didn't make u do frog-jump for 2hours you should count yourself lucky. next tym u'll use ur head.

bloody civilian

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Insures Her Bosoms For N256m by NiccoC(m): 8:53pm On Nov 11, 2013
yeah....boob insurance. as flavour sang, "ala dala ada adago" she go hear am wen dey go finally fall. nd its gonna be really memorable.


buh....i just hope they'll deflate like balloons onstage
Food / Re: 5 Weird Animals Nigerians Eat by NiccoC(m): 9:27am On Oct 11, 2013
nigerians also eat bad belle, false information, tonto dike and boko haram
Health / Re: The Truth About Eggs by NiccoC(m): 2:59pm On Oct 06, 2013
kekakuz: egg now does all this things

end time tinz indeed

EGG time tinz grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Doctor Prays Over Dead Patient, Raises Him From The Dead by NiccoC(m): 9:16pm On Sep 29, 2013
wow. rising from the dead! kinda reminds me of zombie apocalypse shocked shocked shocked

stock up on arms and ammunition, food supplies and drugs because the dawn of the risen dead is upon us

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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Seeks Bullet Proof Jazz From Oyo State!! by NiccoC(m): 9:06pm On Sep 29, 2013
na waa o. see as these boko haram bingoes wan f**k themselves up trying to use jazz. seems they never heard that jazz only works when u're high on narcotics or booze
Religion / Re: God Saved Me And My Siblings From A Big Python In Port Harcourt. by NiccoC(m): 11:19pm On Sep 28, 2013
Sike: Wait O... Did i see you posted that you gave the mallam "4K"?! For what? Oh comon, spear me that!

i'm sure the mallam can do that for you.
Religion / Re: God Saved Me And My Siblings From A Big Python In Port Harcourt. by NiccoC(m): 11:16pm On Sep 28, 2013
Abu Mikey: I say this pic on facebook about 2 weeks ago na angry!!

OP,lie kill you!!! angry

u well at all? how can u comment without reading the post first? op said he couldn't get a snapshot of the snake and so he copied this pix from facebook to supplement it.

stop embarrassing yourself
Religion / Re: God Saved Me And My Siblings From A Big Python In Port Harcourt. by NiccoC(m): 11:12pm On Sep 28, 2013
sunsky29: "

Jesus,God punish dat person wey send this tin to cum kil us" i heard my sisterz shouting those swear words...But how is it possible 4 a snake that size to enter our compound. For Godsake there was no bush there..Up till now my sisterz have not even come to the compound

couldn't stop laughing when i read this. the thing is that people underestimate the adaptability of snakes and so whenever they are found in an unlikely place, it automatically becomes voodoo snake sent by ur so-called enemies.
OP, its very likely that d snake has been living somewhere within your compound, probably under the tank and feasting on rodents and lizards.

anyways, we still gotta thank God. if d snake is really as big as u make it out 2 b, it could do some really nasty things 2 humans, especially really young kids.

and....y u carry dat kain meat giv d malam angryand u even add 4k on top am angry angry angry
Crime / Re: Catholic Priest In Prison Over Assault On Policemen by NiccoC(m): 8:05pm On Sep 25, 2013
crime goes with punishment. if the reverend father really did what he's accused of, he has to serve his punishment. nobody is above the law and religion should never be an excuse.

btw, what kinda reverend father would do such i'm catholic and in all ma years, i've never heard of such a thing happening
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Shekau Appears In New Video, Says ‘I Am Alive’ by NiccoC(m): 7:53pm On Sep 25, 2013
dis shekau guy is rili starting to get on my nerves. he's lucky i'm in a good mood. i would've hunted him down myself

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Nairaland / General / Setting Up A Zoological Garden In Nigeria by NiccoC(m): 9:01am On Sep 24, 2013
I discovered that Nigeria doesn't really have a tangible zoological garden. In a situation where funding isn't a problem, what are the requirements and other possible hitches someone might encounter to setup a zoo?
Politics / Re: 40 Soldiers Killed, 65 Missing In Boko-Haram Ambush by NiccoC(m): 4:02pm On Sep 18, 2013
40 soldiers killed in 1 attack, 65 missing because of a stupid error from an insensitive, incompetent general and someone will still tell me Nigeria will be better.

SMH

R.I.P to the deceased shaa. i'm sure if there is an afterlife, they'll all never want to reincarnate as Nigerians
Politics / Re: Ombatse On Rampage, Killed A Soldier & Block Akwanga Abuja Road by NiccoC(m): 10:46pm On Sep 17, 2013
Big4wig: Click like if you want me to pick u up with my Helicopter now now.

u're on a long thing
Education / Re: Most Annoying Common Grammatical Errors In English by NiccoC(m): 11:39pm On Sep 16, 2013
dis reminds me of an argument i ws havin wit a frnd. he said "the boy has ran away" and i was trying to correct him that it should b "run" not "ran". ah dnt normally make stupid arguments buh ah jst wntd 2 prove him wrong though he never admitted defeat.

shows u how far people will go 2 avoid learnin. nd pple will try 2 claim that our educational system is in shambles.

smh

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis To Atheists: You Dont Have To Believe In God To Go To Heaven by NiccoC(m): 8:29pm On Sep 12, 2013
Judas2013: waiting till he tells the truth: God doesn't exist!

even ur name proves the kinda person u r. Judas, betrayer
Politics / Re: FG Order For 53 Gold Iphones To Celebrate Independence by NiccoC(m): 10:43am On Sep 11, 2013
i refuse to believe this. how can a government that claims to have the interest of the people at heart embark on such frivolous and wasteful expenditure. if they'll just use half of that money to provide basic infrastructure, i'm sure the masses would appreciate that more.

besides, how sure are they that d tiny group of people who they want to give the iPhones to can even use the phones i'm sure nokia 3310 would be a better gift. antique tinz
Satellite TV Technology / Smaller Testicles Make For More Nurturing Fathers by NiccoC(m): 10:14am On Sep 11, 2013
We say it “takes balls” to tackle the tough things in life: to stand up for what’s right, to take big risks, and even, as Elizabeth Cooks croons, to be a woman.

But one matter in which a large pair doesn’t come in handy, new research suggests, is being a good dad.

For fathers, the volume of a man’s testicles is inversely related to nurturing activity in his brain, according to an Emory University study published Monday in Proceedings of the National Academy of Science. The heftier the sack, the results show, the less loving and engaged the pops.

Gauging Affection

The study’s authors sought to explore why some men are less involved in caregiving and upbringing of their children than others, so they recruited 70 Atlanta-area biological fathers of 1- and 2-year-olds. The researchers measured the size of subjects’ testicles, which is directly related to testosterone levels and sperm count. They also monitored participants’ neurological response to seeing pictures of their own children. Increased brain activity in the ventral tegmental area, a region often associated with motivation and strong feelings of love, was interpreted as a signal of greater parental care and involvement.

The researchers found that men with larger testes showed less neural response to the pictures, while the dads with less testicular volume had higher brain activity, even in response to pictures of children that weren’t their own.
Testosterone and Testicles

“Our data suggest that the biology of human males reflects a trade-off between investments in mating versus parenting effort,” said James Rilling, the Emory researcher who led the study, in a press release.

An increase in mating effort, the researchers found, suggests a decrease in parenting effort, and vice versa. This makes sense since lower testosterone levels could mean less impulsive aggression and thus greater empathy for children. Likewise, decreased libido and sperm count could leave men with more time and attention for their children.

So while it certainly takes balls to be a father, bigger is not necessarily better.



http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/?p=3077#.UjCk4GKUmRc
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by NiccoC(m): 9:03pm On Sep 10, 2013
arcbabe: The US army should come and clean up this mess in nigeria,JTF,army or whatever security agent we are deceiving ourselves to have in nigeria cannot do the job. The president is just wasting billions of naira on this operation without any improvement. If shekau is dead why can't his body be shown so we will believe it. Boko haram is still killing people and the JTF are saying they are in control.

obviously, u just want an unfortunate american soldier that you can latch unto.
Webmasters / Re: 500 Internal Server Error by NiccoC(m): 1:23am On Sep 10, 2013
i've done that but its still doesn't seem to solve the problem. this issue got me stumped
Politics / Re: Ex-militant Tompolo Buys A Private Jet by NiccoC(m): 1:21am On Sep 10, 2013
its things like this that make me feel ashamed of being called a nigerian. anyways, God is watchin
Entertainment / Re: Man Had 19 Surgeries To Resemble Superman by NiccoC(m): 9:01pm On Sep 09, 2013
wow. and i'm here thinking i spent too much money doing plastic surgery to make me look lyk myself
Health / Re: Labor Pain Simulation On Two Men by NiccoC(m): 8:49pm On Sep 09, 2013
na waa o. check out how the women are laughing at the men. i'm sure that's the real reason why the men are wailing, not because of any pain
Webmasters / Re: 500 Internal Server Error by NiccoC(m): 7:09am On Sep 09, 2013
i've deleted all the .htaccess files but still no solution. i think the problem might be from the permissions. i tried to change the permissions with my ftp client (filezilla) but it shows an error message which might be because the server is a windows server while filezilla doesn't seem able 2 change permissions for windows servers. trying to change it from firefox b which brings up a page (attached below) and i have no idea on how to set the permissions to 755.

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