@Meverik  
Nice work bro .

@Zephyrr
waz up man who you pairing me with

HYBRID-X  Vs  Dyabman

Dyabman

Punchlines - 0
(wudnt call ur verse a battle verse.)
Wordplay - 2
Quote: "nuthin aint kickin like the big old C"
Metaphors - 2
"like born 2 mack ill cash a check"
Multies - 1
Quote : "im dat rapper known place to place/for d hardest raps wt d hardest bass"
Delivery - 6
Uve got rhythm in ur verses.i cud almost put a beat to it.u cud be a good ghostwriter.

Total = 11

HYBRID-X

Punchlines - 7
Quote:"dat was me in ur 5th and 6th line intro/all of a sudden blow in ur face like nitro"
Wordplay - 6
Quote: "am known/walk b4 me kido,im grown/u just home alone (like Kevin)/little midget 2 short 2 grow/imagine em pages u wrote"
Metaphors - 6
Quote: "u empty(headed) like a used catridge"
"my whole force field causes a stampede and avalanches/ish bury ur whole crew/X brid's advancing"
Delivery - 5
not bad but can be better structured.
Multies - 3
"Brid stay fat like a handsome reward/Dyabman just ended in a hospital ward on life support"
(u tight dude bt dis line was wack:"am fly like Pidgin English".)

Total - 33

@Zephyrr
dat was no battle son! Dat was manslaughter! (Grin).

@ flowshow,

mic check one, two
i see a hearse approachin/a funeral in the makin
flowshow's da victim/i'm the one protagonizin
made d mistake o stepping up 2 me on d rap floor
now's just a finished meal of homemade coleslaw
i aint 9ice/ask emcees who had to take ma knife swipe
lyrically,i'm a don
methaphorically,i'm a God
'fore i'm thru
i see ya sprawling on the floor
10bars's just to much/i analyzed ur flaws
yous still a kid/damn i remain tha papa don
rap flows so tyt/u's sucked dry by my vampire
i hear u callin 'timeout' to the umpire
if u was having a nytmare on beating me
wake up,apologise son/'fore u get killed

I think the fact that Maverick is new is a good thing. he doesn't have formed opinion of the MCs, he can just judge on verses alone. I am not so sure you can Zephyr. I thought you could but then you made that silly comment about me stepping up my game, that made me doubt your partiality.

Peace.

zephyrr

@wordsmith

bro ,wats up?
as for your battle with menike u clearly won on a convincing margin

@zephyrr
Did u say he won  holy sh**t y'all
What tha fu*ck 

HOW DO You JUDGE YA SH**T NIGGA - THIS WAS TIGHT SO U SHUD LOOK AND STUDY B4 U CONCLUDE
@Everyone
Y'all can help this Nigga Judge this sh**t properly cus he got me all fu*cked up

****************************************************************
@ Menike
Say what?  the Wordsmith versus Menike?/
rephrase that; it's gon' be menike in need of medic-aid/
gbade that old battle cat, go way back like the relic age/
Obits would read "Menike got stomped by the Word into an early grave"/
see the Word's got a thing for punchlines, i use 'em to slack jaws/
the guns don't clap dawg, they give a round applause/
i cook that beef nice, then i let that red juice ooze/
come wild off the head like a screw's loose/
when this head spits tight off the dome, i make this puss loose/
on wax, the 'Smith's got a killer instinct, i flip modes like Busta/
i busta clip with less strength i muster to crush ya/
Gbade the untouchable, come get some and u get burnt/
make this silly pussy bleed like it's that time of the month/
the clips in full//lyrically have u split in two/
the Common factor's we all see the Bitch in You/
tsk, coming at me with those lame arrows, that crap attack still is wack/
the Wordsmith stays fly as Sparrows, u still ain't Jack/
Menike murkin' the Word? ROF, bitch please/
i let that ease flow with that trig squeeze/
u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/
i'm like this// ; a cobra wit enough venom to spite this. ./
. . .wack mc, give menike's ass a passmark wit me nikes/
slice and dice with glee while menike screams for mercy/
the 'Smith's such a ruthless mofo, a murda session it was gents, merci/

[/quote]

AGAINST THIS

Haha im back with perpetual joy, you know the business plan
I'll kill a WORDSMITH lyrically n' put him on the witness stand   (he's dead but who cares)
Yeah I'ma product of my eviroment, violent tyrant speaks in many dialects
I'm impressed cusz WORDSMITH is the type of rapper I cud digest
I place a gun hole on ya betta plan 4 ya early retirement
Truth hurts but his flow is underprivledged, rhymin is illiterate
Should pay Nairaland cusz he's lyrics are horriffic, wudn't be sick even if he had a therapist
I'm more satirical when I smash ya bone n' melt it like heroine
In New York I somthing similar to ya foreign Ugandian Idi Amin
My lyrics leave ya brain dead n' I'ma feed on on it
Slice through your abdoman, grab a handful of intestines n' Bar -B- Q it
So get in tune with yaself, or i will disect you and place you on the menu boi
WORDSMITH ya slow ass should stay in his slow class, I advise boi
Ya bars arent worth shit, Dblock shudda murdered u boi
WORDSMITH is officially the most NOTORIOUS GANGSTA HOMO from NIGERIA now
I suggest ya ANT PENIS wudn't fu*ck even if it was screwed with 100 screwdrivers
Leave u tied up in a tree while I go back n' forth on ya chick like young Aaliyah
My lezbian sister said hi, she remebers you from gay night in Iyana Ipaja
Said u were up in the club like 50cent yellin A GAY GAY GAY, A GAY GAY GAY (wit a bitch tone)
He can't rap, he chokes like his chick with my cock in her mouth, gasping for air
Nigga I thought I told all y'all MENIKE THE HOODLOYALZ DON IS HERE

I could stop right there but I love administering pain
Scalp your cranium pull ya brain inside out and coat it with uranium
Stick that shit in a iron ore furnace until all that's left is a fossil
Goodnight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    [quote]

RFLMAO hehehehe moi Vs. Afrocynic . . . .aiight girl lets see wat u've got . . .

nice job Maverik u amaze me . .

@Hybrid-x
Manslaughter? ? why now

@Alexpissu
Congratsss

like i always state. . . nothing personal we're just playin wit words . . Girl how are you? waiting for you to drop u'r ish . . take u'r time but don't stay too long and try to be Original .  .peace

@AfroCynic
Afrocynic a typlical Mal-function wit no source
far from a hard force u is a faulty naive corpse

afro ain't a cripple but would still pass~for~lame
bitch slap u in 3D guess that is your price~of~Shame

wit 2 wings u still wouldnt figure y malc is so fly
my words intoxicates no wonder afro ~ is so high

i rotate u in grave pain like my nintendo 64 joy~stick
play through u'r little brain, u's a kid so i leave u toy~sick

i remain the king why u my subject unlike mathematics
yet i divide your divisions throw them down from attics

Even if afro bitch were gold she still wouldn't Glitter
ma reign gives u cold now your whole body shivers

ma LYRIC got AFRO~CYNIC admitted in a METRO~CLINIC
King Malc FLOW~MYSTIC tormenting that AFRO~MISCHIEF

you's lying lifeless knowing the fact that u's a HO~GIMMICK
unlike Vin i obliterate your CHRONICLES leave em wit NO~RIDDICK
(Chronicles of Riddick)

HYBRID-X Vs Simmy

Results currently under process,

***********SO FAR SO GOOD ON THE STAR WARZ TOUR************

MALTHUSS                      2BARS
WORDSMITH                   2BARS
ALEXPISSU                     2BARS
HYBRID                           2BARs
AFROCYNIC                    1BAR
MAILMALC                      1BAR

*********issues
@afrocynic
i never made any silly comments or remarks about ur rhymes,pls get your facts correct.

@menike
bro,i will give ur case a hearing,i will forward the lines for maverik to analys only and opnly if wordsmith agrees cos if maverik results comes out in ur favor then i will have to snatch that BAR and give it to you.

@afrocynic
      ?? respond to mailmalc dearie


@maverik
good job bro

there is a pending issue menike  vs wordsmith(the battle lines from each mc has been quoted in menikes  last response,i want you to kindly check it out and make ur own analysis but dont make it official yet,thanks)


you need also analys this battle

FLOWSHOW                  VS             SAUCEKID

SIMMY                           VS                         HYBRID

if its ok with u guys, i post some shit to wordsmith while i wait 4 the analysis of my battle with hybrid
so,, i guess this is a challenge to wordsmith,
wanna do battle dog?
do i have to wait 4 zephyrr to oficially announce it?, i 'd rather just commence with the skirmishes

@BOTH JUDGES -MAVERIK AND ZEPPHYR

U GUYS HAVE NOT JUDGED SAUCEKID VS FLOWSHOW??

I REPRESENT MY BATTLE REPLY TO SAUCEKID FOR YOU GUYS TO JUDGE
HERE IS MY REPLY TO SAUCEKID FOR YOUR COMPARISM AND FINAL RESULTS:

SAUCE KID SAUCE KID
WHATCHYA GONNA DO
WHEN MY FLOWS SHOWS UP ON You !

@saucekid
yo.
haters keep hating, you can't stop my rating
i was born to shine, my flows show up from da deadly shrine/
my past is a monster i was labelled the master hyena /
tie upon thyne i swallow u up like u was a banana /
feelin so high i show flows like i was dodo mayana/
some think am hot some think am not /
but i know who i be am the venomous flowshower/
similar to your bath, i will shower you in your tub /
like tellytubbies,sauce your a televised kiddie/
saucekid ,with your kid bars u were kidding right ? /
your a small kid who is about to get killed
mad venoms i spit my flow poison intoxicates
just to show u that on this saucy kid i will surely incapacitate./

6bars of destruction. show some flows the one and only flowshow

waiting on the judges to judge the battle :
saucekid vs flowshow.

@simmy
kindly proceed bro,


@flowshow
results wil come up later today,waiting on maveriks analysis.

@all of you :- punk ass

I master my steez, disastrous to wacker MC's
Attacking with ease, and bring a bat to shatter your knees
I'm badder than these,
Rappers screaming, "Dyabman please, show mercy"
But their begging doesn't matter to me
I'm allergic to wacker rappers, and automatically sneeze
So when they rap after me, I try not to breathe
Blow flows into tissue like boogies and snots
Cock the hammer, pop the glock like a rookiesh cop
And when bitches see me rock, their pussy gets hot
Got 'em counting down the days that it took me to drop
And when the records in the store, you'll be begging for more
Cause you never heard a style like this perfected before
From the surface of the Earth to the centre of the core
Epidermis of a girl or placenta of a LovePeddler
All the verses in the World couldn't settle the score
'Cause Dyabman is the master of the deepest metaphors

Now enjoy tis Motherfukas!!!

I'll snatch your link?, just to make you think
I draw gats quicker than the human optical blinks
Have you terrified, washing your sweaty face in a sink
Cause you pussy like a porn star dressed in pink
I'm on the brink of blowing to being thrown in the clink
Cause I start fights with cats like my shit don't stink
You think you gigantic, but you Titanic sink
I'm dynamic with ink, making larger heads shrink
I don't rock ice, don't even like ice in drinks
Go south for the winter, to hot for ice rinks
You flow soft, knock your nose off like the Sphinx
Hit hoes off, that's why your girls sees me and winks
I'm the sleaziest rap fink, Hip-Hop's Larry Flynt
Hard to see like black tints, cats squint to glimpse
Never leave hints, photos, or finger prints
I'm down low, below underground macs and pimps
You new jack's and wimps, try hard, but cum limp
While my name is getting print across billboards and blimps
AY D-YABMAN you shrimps, leaving my imprints
An inch in your skull before you could even flinch
Battle me, step up and die
So let me clarify, that I terrify
Paralyze, while you sit there and cry
I never lie,I verify

MOTHERFUKAS , !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ wordsmith,
I dey your back spiritually . Make una finish all these mofos wey dey rap like mumu


I dey always fall from my ''apoti'' anytime I read your lines

@WORDSMITH

2 some retarded mo'4kas you spit some tight
                            sh.t
   you spit some tight
                               sh.t
   you spit some tight
                                    sh.t
But the sh.t u spit nigga really stinks to me
                                 b.tch
really stinks to me
                                  b.tch
really stinks to me
                                 b.tch
Check out the real way to spit


Ermmm, (coughs) dimwit?
is that an apt name for a fa.g.t wordsmith?
go forge words in your b.tches anal pit
then bring her sh.t to us in Nairaland and spit
Dammit!

You killed your competition cos your competition was scum
when you lock horns with me you lock horns with the last don
Im done with playing around on nairaland; the battle jus'begun
on this thread; rapheads can finally have fun
Still the same ol' gangsta crap
coming out of your ass
get past that level fast or I ll verbally put you into a cast
youre as fly as a sparrow?
no wonder your b.tch swallows
my cock every night, while your gun you cock to fight
some imaginary gangsta war nobody can relate to
fool, have you ever held a gun, talk less shoot one?
yet you copy every word that comes out of dem stupid gangsta s mouths
"YEAHH, looka me im sooo cool, Im from the mo'fokking dirty south"
Gimme a break dog, you guys a re so lame
I blame the industry cos your stars are the same
saucekid to P.diddy, from 50(fitty) to ikesilly (my name is I.K.E.Chukwu!!)
they all  give me a migraine

What happened to real hiphop, wordsmith give it a thot
and maybe one day your lyrics will be hot

PEACE!

@menike
4 real wordsmith whopped ur ass real tight, just accept it ,

Quote from Nas off the track 'Star Wars':
"what happens when d shots ring out/they call it Star Wars"

HYBRID-X Vs Simmy

HYBRID-X

Punchlines - 6
Quote: "Simmy u harmless,my nine leave u heartless(slugz tear out lungs)"
"my ish got diff flavors,my slugs push simmy up/end up in ur neighbour's/backyard"

Wordplay - 5
Quote: "my rhymes marvel comics(get it?)/spit comet/save dat comment/knock u out flawless"
"Hybrid d undefeated,hospitalize my clientele wt dat clinical finish/my rhymes infinite,simmy got shock in less than a minute"

Multies - 5
Quote: "my punchline feast/give u a face lift/cant mess wt my outfit/u jus been lyrically ass whipped"

Metaphors - 4
"Piss on Simmy like kells(R kelly)"

Delivery - 5
(cud be better structured)

Creativity - 4
(cud be better)

Total = 29

Simmy:

Punchlines - 4
Quote: "im a rebreed dis hybrid kid and snuff out his life/im a cut off his meta4s wt my lyrical knife"
"im a hex hybrid x wt a curse 2nite/except he sticks wt battling minnows,he knows,aiight?"

Wordplay - 3
Quote: "i pull magic words out of nowhere,hybrid b*ch/ill give u d hybrid itch"

Multies - 0

Metaphors - 0

Delivery - 3
(needs work)

Creativity - 3
(cud do better)

Total = 13

(Quote from Nas off d track 'Star Warz'
"headlines: another rapper got slain/they call it Star Warz!"

flowshow Vs Saucekid
Im tagging d bodybags while i await d coroner's report.Somebody got murdered!

@zephyr

whats d verdict on Bolajibaok,the penitent sinner? Does he get another chance at salvation?

@maverick

kool the results are fair enuf,nice job in the analysis.as for Bolajibaok,i am placing him on temporary suspension on the star warz thread.lets see the outcome.
guess results for flowshow vs saucekid is coming up soon?

@hybrid
hmmm!!!!! u seemto be topping the charts now,well done but for how long?

Flowshow Vs Saucekid
results coming up shortly.

Saucekid Vs Flowshow

Saucekid

Punchlines - 4
Quote:"mic check,i see a hearse approaching/a funeral in d making/flowshow's d victim"
"waiting on u 2 salute d general/u hesitate,believe its gon be a funeral"

Metaphors - 0
(u repeated dat line about 'homemade cole slaw' before,so u get no points)

Wordplay - 3
Quote:"Im d one protagonizing"
"i give u something 2 think on/u dont,got u in sight/missile locked on"

Creativity - 1
(needs work)

Delivery - 2
(poor structure,could be better laid out)

Multies - 0
(upgrade ur rhyme pattern)

Total - 10

Flowshow

Punchlines - 2
Quote: "haters keep hating/u cant stop my rating"

Metaphors - 0
(these lines of urs are 2 weak to be called meta4s:
"i swallow u up like u was a banana"
"i was labelled d master hyena"(weak!)
"ill shower u in ur tub like tellytubbies" (wack!)

Wordplay - 1
Quote: "ur a small kid/who's about 2 get killed"
(kinda lame,but ill let u get away wt it)

Creativity - 0
(needs work)

Delivery - 1
(needs improvement)

Multies - 0

Total - 4

This wasnt no battle,nah! More like a streetfight.Both of u need 2 STEP UP UR GAME!!!

Quote from Lauryn Hill off d "Miseducation" Album:
"Cmon baby,lite my fire!/musik is supposed 2 inspire/then how come we aint getting no higher?"

Flowshow,Saucekid? Pls inspire me!

@wordsmith,mailmalc,rapsody

whats up ma niggars . . . . . . much respect . . . . 'bout to murder some cats . . .yep . . . guess "x" turned  an mc  psycho-killer.

@menike

u still immature . . menike aint fit enuf to ride in my train of tot
crush you like a space bug . . . "x-brid" srt8 on point

flow so naturally . . definately  bury ur rap career prematurely
undoubtedly nairaland illest. . finnest . . my slugs travel the furthest .

. . .the sickest lines u never heard . . .star warz like outa space
cut tha chase . . u never rhyme u only cut and paste . .

u's a waste . .  worth nothing lke that presidential handshake . .
menike's a milkshake on the milky way . . .my nine split u into two different ways,

wen it turn dark my steel sparks ish barks . .six pacs like a spartan . .
body bag that menike in a nap sac . . .never hesitate to clap back

lock u up behind my sixteen bars . . .the galaxy mobstar . . .hybrid dat hood-corporate nigga
stack more cheddar  . . .more figures than count dracular . . .

hybrid da lyrical spectacular . . menike's jus  molecular . .i aint see him . .
where's ma binoculars . . ."x" on the rise like inflation . . d ish i spit's on probation

hiphops "formulea" equals brid the equation . . .u dig ma flows like excavation
am hard to the earths core . . .encore . . its ur blood on the dance floor

HOLA BACK IF U STILL ALIVE . . . . . HAHA

@hybrid
damn i must confess that was tight, u gettin better er'day man, big up
@alexpussi
dont feel like an ill emcee cuz maverick scored u higher,u lame dawg,ma mind not really on this thread but ama still whoop ur butts

@HYBRID-X(fakes british accent) Cor blimey! Now aint dat barmey? U done started some trouble,man! Ill spittin tho! Cant wait 2 see d outcome of dis one.

@HYBRID-X(fakes british accent) Cor blimey! Now aint dat barmey? U done started some trouble,man! Ill spittin tho! Cant wait 2 see d outcome of dis one.

@HYBRID-X(fakes british accent) Cor blimey! Now aint dat barmey? U done started some trouble,man! Ill spittin tho! Cant wait 2 see d outcome of dis one.

(fakes british accent)Cor blimey! Aint dat barmey? U done started some trouble,man! Ill spittin tho! Cant wait 2 see d outcome and who gets outdone.I Been voicing some trax,u kno what im about,son!

Whoa son! Look what u done did! U done stirred up a hornest's nest! Hope u got teflon,cousin,coz mr nike gon be bustin shots ur way. Stay military minded son! Ill be anticipating d outcome 2 see who gets outdone.I been workin on d album,dats what im about,son!

@ Mailmac

This nigga wants to battle a corpse
He wants a bitch with no pulse
So he can even his score
Today ain't the day son,
you better stop take a pause
You shoot a fair on
But no metaphors,
similies, nigga no puns
I could destroy you but it'll be no fun,
I'm busy, go run
Why waste your time negro
25 years old, nigga got no dough, no flow
Scared punk gotta lay low
At your show your people are a no show
He's got two balls yet no goals
His best flows are a so-so
Me losing to you? stop it
that's a no-no
This is a platinum rap, nigga
no gold
So, give it up
Your rap career's a go slow
You couldn't intoxicate me
With a key of yayo
Now, do the sum at my say so,
Is there a number before one?
Even you should know!

Oops! Im sori i trolled the thread/my network provider has gone soft in d head!

@Heyo
I see u mad  at me bro, but i aint got a problem with you .Lets get this ish straight , U are tight so am I but we  aint tighter than hip-hop.  So don't take it personal, if  i said  anything wrong to you am sorry .
Peace man .

@Bolajibaok
I see, you have apologised to d other  carts.Well as 4 me   your apologises are  accepted as long as  you  keep  to  your words and  adhere to  the  Judges instructions.

@Hybrid-X
Men your ish  was  tight  like a virgin's p#ssy

@Menike
Zephyrr did  a nice  work on ur  battle against   wordsmith , unless you  want  Maverik to  show  you  your  weakness.
Since  you asked  4 members  opinion .
**No disrespect ***