Badgers14:
Could someone tell me what's going on here

i think is a foul for touching his kuku

Badgers14:
Could someone tell me what's going on here

i think is a foul for touching is kuku

brand new washing machine LG 8kg front loader, it as never been used ..............N40k.
Location: New jersey

very simple equation.................get a sex doll...f**k the doll......and you are still a virgin cos you never f**k real pu**y..........oniranu

Explorers:
Ape

i think say nah obj childhood pics be this....

100 ways to die..............

which car him dey drive pls answer before i comment.

englishmart:
the Obasanjo I know is 92 years old

Cos say nah your papa born am muniru.......I hereby announce public holiday for all nairalander to celebrate the only ebora owu of 9ja.

AgberoHaram........illitreracy is a disease

U must b dreaming ur self with all ur translation pls don't mislead people with ur lil knowledge. First of all are u talking about the physical, spiritual meaning aboi nah just ur own idea

stoori

Ogo so this things happen in 9ja too, here the buyer will tell u they wanna do tranfer as soon as the get ur account details u will receive sms saying so much amount as been credited into ur account and u will release there item to them, when u get to to withdrawn money go tell u make u no withdraw am......9ja all over the world with there scam life.

Chemistry Exam....(CHEM 419)
(THERMODYNAMICS OF POLICTICAL CHEMISTRY)
TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.
QUESTION
1. In a reaction involving 72g of Buharium
sulphate
and 53g of Janatine carbonate, 2015g of
presidium
electorate acid was produced.
i. Calculate the percentage purity of the
product,and
assuming the reaction took place under Jega
standard condition.
ii. Assuming that 3g of Ma'azuim Chloride was
added
usingGoodluckium solution, calculate the mass
of
Buharium sulphate that would have been
needed for
the reaction to be WINothermic?
iii. What is the colour of Goodluckium Chloride
before
and after free and fair reaction?
iv. Calculate the molecular weight of the
reactants
and products with respect to their places on the
electrochemicalseries of quality leadership and
state
which is stronger and why.
v. Using their molecular numbers, prove that
Jonatine
Chloride is weak and would need more INECium
solution from JEGAnium nitrate to be able to
precipitate Buharium from the reaction.
vi. Why is it that the solution of RIGium
produced
can't react with APCium Nitrate but would react
violently under PDPium Jonite acid?
NB : Use of Four Rigging Table is not allowed in
the
exam Hall. Happy new week

I think this clueless GEJ computer for his office nah window 2000 nah why e no fit read wetin people need as changes not all dis rubbish wey him dey do up n down...

Chai GMB till him reach 100 years and die

Click like for GMB n share for GEJ

Pikisur of him performing the spiritual whatever or I donbilivit.

You must av been a victim...

Richard6:
If you are the type that chats on BBM, you will understand what am saying. If want to learn some tricks on how to be cunny, simply meet one of your sisters and she will teach you because girls are naturally cunny. Some of them always claim to be wise, they usually dont come out open and express what they want but will always do it indirectly using signs such as when they need sex, when they need money, when they like someone, they also indirectly ask for BIS subcription too.

Below are some of the things they usually write on their status when their BIS expires and need someone to help them subcribe.

1. WILL BE OFFLINE FOR LONG:
This is a trickish way of forcing you to ask her why will you be offline for long. Initially, she will pretend not to tell you.
Guy: Dear, why do want to be offline for long?
Girl: My dear, never mind, its personal.
Now the guy will claim to be a good friend or caring or to show concern and persist to know why without knowing he is actually entering into into trouble.

2. WHO CARES ABOUT ME:
When she asks this question, her intention is to induce converstaions and some guys will be like...Baby, you know I care about you. She will now smile because you have entered the net. The next question is...I know you do but can you proof it? The guy will respond ofcourse, just tell me anything you want. Thats when she will now chip-in what she actually wants without you knowing. To the guy, he is proofing but to the girl he is not proofing, he is subcribing for her because she is not interested in whatever you claim to be proofing but her BIS.

3. NOT NOW:
This is another indirect way of asking for BIS subcription because when she writes it, some of those guys who have been chyking her for sex or maybe for love will be like...baby whats the problem @your status? She will first complain how stupid android is in melting down someone's MB, she will say it in such angry mood that she just subcribed N2000 for MB last week and its almost finished, sometimes she will blame it on her sisters and end up saying that the worse is right now, she doesnt have a dime to subcribe now. In that way, you the chyker have been told to do something indirectly and as a chyker, you will be like..Oh, sorry about that, I will see what I can do..which network? She will now say...Thank you darling, you are so nice and sends a hugging and kissing smiley. Your response will be...Welcome baby, its my pleasure.

4. DAMN BROKE:
This is the one they all do both for BIS or when they need money from chykers or their boy friends. This one isobvious, you dont need to ask someone with such status what does she want. Some guys will start sending encouraging words like...dear, take it easy its just for a while. Some guys will be like...My dear, its every where o @your status. People like us will pretend not to see it. But believe me, there are many that will stil respond and say...Dear, lets talk about your status. Every other message entering will remain "delivered" and not "Read" because she is now busy with you and its only messages from people like you that need to be read, others are stingy.

5. NEED TO CHANGE NETWORK:
She writes she needs to change network so that someone or people will ask her why and believe me, people or someone will surely ask. And you know as someone who needs to change to another network for browsing will need to subcribe it. She will give you many reasons why wants to change which may or may not be true but at the end she will also add...but I have a problem. You will definitely ask what the problem is and thats when she will make her intentions known to you in polite way as if her status isnt all about that her intention. Wise guys will tell you, hmmm...I think its better you manage that network until the BIS expires.

6. PUTS A CRYING OR SAD SMILEY:
When a girl puts such faces on her status, the chykers and the boy friend (s) will start asking questions. She will first try to put you in a defensive situation by first telling that there is no need telling you because you might not help or that she doesnt want to bother you with her problem but why did she have to put that face there when she wants to carter for her problems alone? Believe me, some guys dont like challanges especially someone who has been finding a way to show you that he likes you. Immediately you say what the problem is, he will try to proof you wrong.

7. GUYS ARE STINGY:
When she writes this, some guys in her chat list will be like...Na today you know?, some annoying ones will be like...you havent said what you want, some will be like...how do you know, the ones that will enter the trap will be like...baby am not among the stingy ones, some will be like...You are wrong, not all guys. She will now look for replies that suit her intentions and start up chats with you. If you say you are not stingy and that not all guys are stingy, you have to show proof and that way, she will get what she wants.

8. HOW I WISH:
Guys are good in asking what do you wish @your status. Some with bad minds will think what she means is..How i wish I was with someone right now. Whe you ask out of curiosity, she will tell you that what she means is how she wishes she could have a caring and loving guy. In this way, she will end up getting what she wants from those distrubing chykers and sex seekers.

9. AM NOT OK:
This is almost same as No. 6 except that here she expresses her mood in words and not with a smiley. As someone who is chyking a girl on BBM or someone who is dating someone, you need to know why she is not ok. She will tell you I will be fine, that you dont need t bother and you will persist to know why she is not ok, thats when she you will buy the problem. If you pretend not to see it like us and if you two are close, she will ask you whether you didnt see her status which is normal or if she is a desperate one, she will ask you if you didnt see her status whether you are close or not.

10. CALL ME IF MY BBM IS NOT AVAILABLE:
This is an indirect way of saying No. 1
When she wirtes this, those chykers will be asking why, why, why? In this type of case, she always says it directly that she doesnt have money to subcribe for her BIS for now. Believe me, either her boy friend or one of the chykers will definitely do something.

11. I LOVE CHEERFUL GUYS:
She will write this one few days to the day her BIS will expire like 4 or 5 days ahead. There will be arguments, there will be some lovely chats and when the time comes, she will write any of the above status already listed above.

Girls, try these and you will always get someone to subcribe your BIS.
Guys, be aware of these and you will never be a victim.

PDP again nah the latest way to kill b dis abi.....God dey oo from my fellow widows.

Mumu sey ur papa no be part of fellow nigerian, so why GEJ no visit ur papa birds of d same feather.

baybeeboi
$$post=30210656:
I wonder why some people will complain about the president meeting with A fellow Nigerian.
Well,as for me,am voting GEJ and will even do on behalf of the souls Buhari has condemned.
GEJ...............

Pikisure of her giving Buhari 1m or I don't bilivit... Shikena

Fry or no fry the fact b say unah no fit cook am without oil....# Shikena

The only turn around we need in this country is GMB, as u dey grad nah ur sch go send ur cv to ur employee...... Click like if u ready for changes.

9ja with there mentality, any way for saudi here the no go give u that rubbish.

U don't talk finish, u say for 9ja no b d end where I dey nah sex b4 relationship, if the girl no confirm say u fit screw her from morning till night den am sorry no relationship for u.....#Gbam

Him campaign for mr jo last election but he use style run cos him no say buhari nah the right man him no won vote make mr jo no come hate am....


Shai GMB everyone is scared of u.

No b pito and adonyo bi that

* I see a musician releasing new album this year.

* I see somebody building a house in banana island this year.

* I see a lot of people running of of data this year.

* I see yay toure winning african footballer of the year.

* I see three team relegating in frm premiership this year.

* I see myself making front pase for the first time this year.

* I see a lot of student failing waec and. Enrolling for gce this year.

* I see a lot of car over heating on the road this year pls pray.

* I see the most ugly girl on NL getting married this year.

* I see boko haram leader becoming the personal adviser to the persident if aboki win the presidential election.

Pls let pray for our country 9ja.......

You go AIMCA cos i knw one agama to fo the sch ooo

Obinoscopy:
There's a guy we used to call Agama back then.

We call him that because of the way he nods his head like an Agama Lizard

U dey pray for somtin wey don already happen.....if i go beliv say ur prayers nah banker pray make boko haram confess or go agege find better blind man pray for am make him see then i go beliv say u sure pass TB J #gbam

Ile awusa