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Politics / Re: Kaduna, Aba, Onitsha, Umuahia Among 20 Worst Cities Worldwide For Air Pollution by Odani: 10:36am On Jul 26, 2017
Watch how ipod pipo start to blame buhari now
Politics / Re: Anambra Election Will Hold If Nigeria Is Restructured Before October 1 - Kanu by Odani: 10:42pm On Jul 24, 2017
Nasa28:


Pls think about it, even if obiano ignores him, will the voters ignore him??

The condition is even beyond The Governor to deal with


Then the governor shud be sworn in authomatically
Romance / Re: All I Did To Smash Blac Chyna Was Buy Her Lunch - Man Claims by Odani: 1:39pm On Jul 17, 2017
Black americans dont have r3spect for their bodies sha, 80% of baby mamas in America are blacks, the whites have 8.2% latinos have 10% while 0.2% for Asians.
And we claim d white man is our problem

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Retrieving Palm Fruits From His Domain (Photos) by Odani: 9:45pm On Jul 15, 2017
No more ghana must go?
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Retrieving Palm Fruits From His Domain (Photos) by Odani: 9:44pm On Jul 15, 2017
Danzakidakura:
Afonja skull miner leave Biafra alone did you read about Biafra on this treath ?


And who de threaten u? angry
Health / Re: My Wife Has Pregnancy Symptoms But Not Pregnant, What Could Be Wrong With Her? by Odani: 6:14pm On Jul 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Before I give my diverse suggestions,

Have you asked yourself the question I want to ask you?
For the 3years you were away from her...who serviced her?
Are you trying to tell me for the 3years nobody treated her sores?
I really doubt that.

Some tribe's deities frown against wife-adultery and offenders are punished with childlessness.
This could be the spiritual cause.

Anxiety could also be a factor....when you are so eager for something; it rarely happens and once you take it off your mind, it comes naturally.
This could be the psychological cause.

It could also be the Lord seeing your future and helping you plan. The country is in a recession, don't you think one child is good enough?
Some people don't even have any. You have one yet you are complaining.
This could be the economical cause.

When you were away from the country were you promiscuous? It's possibly you were and contracted an STI that has made you sterile.
Or you were very rough and have used up your own 15litres of Semen.
This could be the biological and physiological cause.

You can only be sure via one way.
Get a sidechick and see if you are still fertile.
Or get a trusted ally to sleep with your wife when she is most fertile..(the day her 'egg white' is transparent and most stretchy)
Either way, you'd have another child.

What's the fuss anyway? If you're so desperate, you can go to an orphanage and adopt a baby or ask your wife to visit a baby factory at Umungasi in Abia.
This is the logical option.


Must everything be spiritual? Sometimes these are just medicaly related
Politics / Re: Ademola Adeleke: Top Three Dance Performances Of The Senator-Elect by Odani: 2:53pm On Jul 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This man defines irresponsibility,
No finesse whatsoever

A certain decorum is expected of a public servant,
Unfortunately here is a man with a repulsive demeanour

No wonder he could not train up his son B-Red properly. He truly was that failure's role model.
After watching that doggy dance, I won't be shocked if he doesn't have a sex tape.



because he's a public figure he shud not dance again. Pls free him joor
Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Bisola Looks Stunning In New Photoshoot by Odani: 3:19pm On Jul 09, 2017
Evidence1000:
No one even hears about Bisola, Efe and co as before anymore.
I won't lie though, she doesn't look any close to beautiful here. All I see is just different shades of makeup.

Nairaland isn't d only social media site u know?
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Speaks On Dino Melaye’s Recall by Odani: 12:14pm On Jul 06, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
This ugly thing has opened her mouth again to spew thrash undecided .

Her mate they NPA they control billions she's here looking for cheap popularity.

No wonder she blocked me on twitter I finished her.


How in anyway is she better than our dino melaye a man that loves the masses.

There is no man in the Senate that got so much love for the youths other than dino melaye.

The recall would not stand as a representative of the Nigerian youths



NB: I AM ONLY EXERCISING MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH, YOU CAN GO AND DIE FOR ALL I CARE. MANY INSULTED JONATHAN WITHOUT ANYONE CHALLENGING THEM AND HERE THEY ARE CASTIGATING ME FOR BLASTING
AN HULK THAT WAS USED TO SET JONATHAN UP.



Oga u dnt have to b insultive to make ur point. That only makes u weak
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Joins In The Wizkid Vs Davido Beef (photos) by Odani: 12:01pm On Jul 06, 2017
Respect55:
So can we now infer that Tekno is taking sides with Wizzy?


Go back n read his tweets again
Politics / Re: Amaechi Knelt To Beg For Wike - Uchendu by Odani: 3:24pm On Jul 04, 2017
ideology:
you must be joking, politics is a game of interest, all over the world.

How many of Tinubu's boys that have reach Aso Rock are still licking Tinubu'

You know nothing
Politics / Re: "Aisha Buhari's Hurried Trip To London Confirms My Claim" - Fayose by Odani: 3:17pm On Jul 04, 2017
Warship:
Every one who rose against the Igbos ended in disaster

Muritala: Killing of Asaba men

Awolowo: Encouraged the shooting down of international food agencies aeroplanes. His partner in crime was Adekunle

MKO: Said he can do without the Igbos and sunk 2 million bibles.

Abacha: Threaten Igbos with a much brutal civil war

Buhari: Unleashed Fulani herdsmen terrorists against the Igbo people while killing peaceful IPOB members





@ Oladimejyy. you can now comment




And Gowon?
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Cuddles His Twin Babies As He Unveils Them Online. Photo by Odani: 9:03pm On Jun 29, 2017
eezeribe:
Very selfish of him... Bringing forth children without a recognised mother.
Surrogate my foot...in future,you would start seeing maladjusted footballers behaving like Mario Balotelli.
Congrats to him.


U think is easy to leave with a white woman? 2moro they will say dem no do again and leave with ur kids and if u r lucky u will get visiting right. So pls free ronaldo he did d right thing
Nairaland / General / Re: Young Girl Found Roaming On The Streets In Ikorodu Lagos. Do You Know Her? by Odani: 8:51pm On Jun 29, 2017
Hope she is found soon
Politics / Re: Amaechi And El-rufai Commission Kaduna Inland Dry Port(photos) by Odani: 1:07pm On Jun 20, 2017
BeardedMeat:
Zombies would soon arrive to masturbate. Why is Lootimi Ameachi commissioning projects when Osunbande is there? Is Hell Rufai undermining the presidency or what? Would it not have been better if he invited Oyegun instead.



Dont let hate consume u is Amaechi no longer d minister for transport?
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu: “I Get Mad When Broke Guys DM Me” by Odani: 10:18am On Jun 14, 2017
Shelloween:
B!tch please... You better get used to the DMs... Cos, No responsible rich dude would want anything to do with you. You a HO'. Lemme guess.. You busy with your baby mama job. Lame ass b!tch.

Are u a broke nigga? Y u de vex
Sports / Re: The 6 Nigerians Who Helped England Win The U20 World Cup(pics And Bio) by Odani: 1:19am On Jun 12, 2017
helphelp:
Hmm...

Always taking the best of us

Wrong!
Always making the best out of Us
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Welcomes Twins, Eva and Mateo by Odani: 10:59am On Jun 11, 2017
kolafolabi:
I see no reason why he prefers his children through surrogate mother.


He doesnt want baby mama drama
Politics / Re: Buhari Only Made 3 Promises And Has Fulfilled Them: Femi Adesina by Odani: 3:41am On Jun 08, 2017
Nbote:

shocked Are u new around here?? Those are the Voltron of the Buhari led govt.. Dey defend every of his actions and inactions whether gud or bad.. They are d Buhari Media Campaign group.


Lol tx
Politics / Re: Buhari Only Made 3 Promises And Has Fulfilled Them: Femi Adesina by Odani: 5:20pm On Jun 07, 2017
Nbote:
These ppl no get conscience.. Jus like some nairaland mods. Well he promised us change and we got it in abundance. Everything has CHANGED for the worse.. Even BMCs don't try to defend dem anymore.. Sarrki has probably jumped off a bridge nd d rest can't afford data to com online...


Pls what is Bmc angry
Music/Radio / Re: Dammy Krane – Aye Dun (Audio) by Odani: 6:47pm On Jun 06, 2017
Saintsammurai:
I rather use my data to download baba fryo's songs than use it to download this song.


Lol cool

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Crime / Re: Uber Driver Who Stole Lady's Bag, Passport & N1m Arrested In Lagos by Odani: 3:56pm On Apr 26, 2017
gabazin080:
i blame buhari for this cus he brought this hardship on nigerians


I guess u will blame buhari for Anini too
Politics / Re: Jonathan: Stella Oduah Hates Me Up Till Today For Sacking Her As Aviation Minist by Odani: 9:19am On Apr 26, 2017
hucienda:
We know Nigeria as is favours the north - but that won't last forever for nature abhors disequilibrium.

Same Obama tried as he might but Trump prevailed - and ee pain am well well cheesy.
Same Cameron tried as he might but Brexit prevailed.

Same Buhari and APC that campaigned in such vile manner for the centre are reaping the fruits aplenty. That is one universal law of nature from which one cannot escape -

You reap what you sow.



Just watch n see how trump wud support buhari especially in fight against insurgency

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Properties / Re: Ambode To Introduce Compulsory Insurance Policy For All Buildings In Lagos by Odani: 7:49am On Apr 14, 2017
Jabioro:
Fraud! simple our insurance are too technical to do business with, common man would just been paying for nothing..

Dnt be saying what u dnt know i live in port harcourt and i own a story building of four flats. I personally insured my house against fire make one tenant no go born my house for me. Its even for our own good
Autos / Re: Car Snatched At Gunpoint In My House In Ogun (Photos) by Odani: 3:17pm On Apr 13, 2017
remmer56:


how expensive is insurance in Nigeria? how much is yours on theft bro?

I am not an insurance broker just a satisfied customer who got compensated ones after d theft of my car and that was done within 3 weeks with police report
Autos / Re: Car Snatched At Gunpoint In My House In Ogun (Photos) by Odani: 3:12pm On Apr 13, 2017
Farmerforlife:


And within ten years, you would have paid more than the value of the car as insurance premium. Better to take chances and hope your car doesn't get stolen. Even if the car is stolen, the insurance company is going to fight against your claim every step of the way. It is just not worth it.


Not true stop leaving in the past. My car got snatched in 2011 and my insurance then was just 64k annually i got my full money back in 3weeks, which was 1.5m the only hitch i encountered was with d police cos i had to pay 50k for police report
Autos / Re: Car Snatched At Gunpoint In My House In Ogun (Photos) by Odani: 10:11am On Apr 13, 2017
Pls guys we shud all try to do comprehensive insurance on our cars so that incases of theft or accident we can be compensated.

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Politics / Re: BBNaija: Abdulmumin Jibrin Predicted The Order Housemates Will Be Evicted by Odani: 6:41pm On Apr 10, 2017
yeyeboi:
Na only this rubbish dem dey see una, make una make things easier for hungry masses. People are suffering , dieing , as I type this right now some people are plotting how to kill them selves. It's a shame that as educated Nigerians are we still find ourselves in this bloody mess. cry sad angry

Did u pipo support him when he tried to make things right?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2017 Final Results: How Viewers Voted For The 5 Top Housemates (Photo) by Odani: 9:51pm On Apr 09, 2017
seunmsg:
Based on logistics, Efe with no talent is the winner. Sums up why Nigeria is messed up. Mediocrity over talent and competency.


They say vote ur favourite housemate not the most talented
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Nairaland Polls: Who Do You Think Will Emerge Winner Today? by Odani: 12:30pm On Apr 09, 2017
Amipego:
Useless thread.

OP, if you can not serve God, at least serve Orunmila or any other thing na. Preach Gospel, I no fit;

Create a revolutionary thread; kilokanminbe;

OK create a success inspiring career or business thread, I no dey town


But you prefer I waste my energy clicking likes on irrelevant threads such as this. No be say I holy pass o. I just like to create and add value always

#My name is Amipego and I just wanna make common sense#


Y did u open the thread
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Ayiri Emami To Give Efe N50M & Brand New SUV - HPRTV Claims by Odani: 5:24pm On Apr 07, 2017
NnamdiKanu:
Zoogerians supporting Rubbish...

Ayiri Emami your 50million naira and car can purchase Waec and jamb form for 100+ people in ur village... Misplaced priorities


Meanwhile the idiot below is a Terrorist

When God choose to bless u even the wisest and smartest of men get confused
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Glows In Velvet For Betty Irabor's 60th Birthday by Odani: 7:59pm On Apr 06, 2017
arosunshine:
I know a girl:
Name: Emmanuella
Age: 10
Occupation: Comedian
Salary: earns 120k every month.
But there are also some girls i know:
Names: Slay queen, Slay mama, Pepper dem gang.
Occupation: Facebook, Instagram, Snap chat and Whatsapp consultants.
Age: 20 - 30 years
Future: Looking for Yahoo/Malay boys
Salary: 1k likes in 1 hour
My sister shebi you can see how the witches in your village are singing: "I DEY MAD OVER YOU GIRL" with your destiny.


And what r the ones in ur village singing for u

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