mytime24:
Who she epp

e be like say you just learn this! "who you help,"na so warri people they use am anyhow?
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Frozen free fall.

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I knew the op is a FUTARIAN,the moment i saw the content of your post......GREATEST FUTARIANS!!!...i missed those day..wow![quote author=Dekatron post=30152580][/quote]

she for wear slippers,Nice picture though.....

eleojo23: Drugs are taken primarily to alleviate or cure illnesses. Most of the time, these drugs come with unpleasant side-effects after administration.
In my childhood years, chloroquine was my nightmare because of the terrible itching it gave me. I took procold sometime in 2009 and it caused me serious stomach disturbance.
There are some persons who react to sulphur-containing drugs.

Feel free to share the unpleasant drug side-effects you've experienced in the course of treating an illness.

i dont like taking ciprofloxacin, cos it it acidic which is not good for ulcer. i dont usually pray to have typhoid cos the treatment is h****

lol....... the questions was just to know what food you enjoy most of the time

sexybwoy: na so people dey fail, dem ask simple question you dey write epistle mtcheew.

chyna4luv: and she has indirectly assured me that I would work in her department and that before I leave, I would use her PC to do a little calculation for her using MS Excel. I began to happy in my mind and thanking GOD internally.
But something happened along the scenerio, hmmm. Wait a minute! she said! In laughter and joking mood she asked, Where would you see yourself in five years time?
'CHAI! NA HERE YAWA COM GAS.' Instead of me to say something in accordance or inline with her department, since she has indirectly assured me to work in her department as a Teller, I began to say rubbish. The interviewer's mood changed. In a frown face, she now asked me to go without typing again.
At this point, I knew that I have failed.After two weeks they contacted those that passed for an induction and didn't contact me. Suppossing I got that job,honestly I will be influencing my boss easily based on my chat with her, Lol.

Hope we all have learnt something from my weirdest interview questions? If you do, kindly click "LIKE".

hahahhaahha!!!!!! your story is as dumb as you are.....sorry..i couldnt help but type this, cos am irritated..gush!

Please nairalander,i just saw that one of my bb contacts wrote'RIP Nelson Mandela, such a True leader'. could this be true or something? Pls lets confirm this. Thanks

aduje: I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present.

I kept wondering....

Nairalanders, please what is your observation about the comments of an average Nigerian Leader?

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku.

(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.

(3)..."Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ

(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu

(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ

(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan

(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar

("..until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.

(9)..."Telephon­e is not meant for the poor"..David Mark

(10)..."The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon

(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim

(12).."At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezean­i Madueke.

(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas­anjo

(14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Malla­m isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.

(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.

(16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris­ Uba

(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Da­me Jonathan

(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.


Source: Nigeria Info Radio Lagos (99.3FM)

Lmao!!!!
Op! you are not nice at all,you mean Dame Patience said all that? C'mon! don't bring down our first lady, she's not that bad.

Egba girl: I love love this thread! I have website about the names/oriki of God and I have pasted it below (It's mad long and I apologize but I hope it's worth it.)

Oluwa, (Lord)

Oluwa wa, (Our Lord)

Olorun, (God)

Olorun wa, (Our God)

Oluwa awon oluwa, (The Lord of Lords)

Olorun awon olorun,

Kabiyeesi, (The King)

Oba awon oba,( King of Kings)

Olodumare,( The Almighty)

Arugbo ojo,(Ancient of days)

Olorun agbalagba,( Ancient of days)

Adagba ma paaro oye,(Unchanging God)

Olorun ti o yipada, (Unchanging God)

Olorun kan lailai,( The only God)

Ikan lana,(Same yesterday)

Ikan loni, (Same today)

Ikan lola, (Same tomorrow)

Okan titi aye ainipekun, ( The same forever)

Oba ti mbe nibi gbogbo nigba gbogbo,( the ubiquitous God)

Metalokan,( The trinity)

Olorun Baba,(God the Father)

Olorun Omo,(God the son)

Olorun Emi Mimo, (God the Holy spirit)

Olorun Abrahamu, (God of Abraham)

Olorun Isaki, (God of Isaac)

Olorun Jakobu, (God of Jacob)

Olorun owu,(The jealous God)

Olorun ti kii s’enia ti yio paro, (God that is not man that could change)

Alewilese, (He that can Speak and Act)

Aleselewi, (He that can Act and Speak)

Owibee sebee, (He that Speaks and Acts)

Awimayehun, ( He who Speaks and does not change His words)

Asoromaye, (He who prophesize and comes to past)

Onimajemu,( Covenant keeping God)

Olulana,(The wonderful way maker)

Olorun oro (Word), (The God of spoken work)

Oba to ti o gbe oro Re ga ju Oruko Re lo, (The God who exalts his word mor= that his name)

Olutoju wa, (Our Keeper)

Onibuore,(God whose barn is full of blessing)

Afunni ma s’iregun,(The God who blesses without asking for reward)

Adanimagbagbe, (The creator who never forgets the created)

Oyigiyigi, (Great and Mighty)

Alakoso orun at’aye, (The God of heaven)

Atogbojule,(Dependable God)

Alagbawi eda,(Defender)

Alagbada ina, (He that covers Himself with fire branded robe)

Alawotele oorun,(He whose underwear is Sun)

Asorodayo,(The god who give joy)

Oba t’o mu ‘banuje tan,(God who puts end to sorrow)

Ogbeja k’eru o ba onija,(God who fights for the defenseless)

Jagunjagun ode orun,(The great warrior of heaven)

Olowogbogboro,(God whose hand is long enough to reach at any length)

Olorun awon omo ogun,(The great warrior)

Aduro tini bi akoni eleru,(The faithful God)

Eru jeje l’eti okun pupa,( The Most powerful by the red sea)

Oba t’o mu iji dake roro,(God who commands the storm, peace be still)

Alaabo,(Our keeper)

Oluso,(Our guard)

Olupamo,(Our keeper)

Oludande,(Our deliverer)

Olugbala,(Our saviour)

Olutusile,(God of freedom)

Oludariji,(Our forgiver)

Oba t’o se’gun agbara ese, (God who delivers from hold of sin)

Oba t’o san gbogbo ‘gbese wa,(God who pays the price for our sins)

Olorun ajinde,(The resurrected Lord)

Olutunu,(Our comforter)

Olufe okan wa,(My lover)

Oba t’o yan wa fe,(God who has predestined us)

Olusegun,(The conqueror)

Ajasegun, (The conqueror

Gbanigbani ni’jo ogun le,(Our defense in time of war)

Ogbagba ti ngb’ara adugbo,( The Protector)

Oba t’o pin okun pupa n’iya,( God who parted the red sea)

Olorun t’o mu Jodani sa niwaju awon omo Re, (God who parted the river Jord=n)

Oba t’o bi odi Jeriko wo,(God who fell down the walls of Jericho)

Olorun t’o kolu Egipiti l’ara awon akobi re,(God who killed the first born=of the Egyptians)

Oba t’o ju gbogbo orisa lo,(The almighty God)

Olorun t’o tobi ju gbogbo aye lo,(Greater than all the earth)

Oba t’o da monamona fun ojo, The God who created lightening for the rain)
Aimope ani oje,

Oba to j’ewe at’egbo lo,

Oba to ni owa t’owa,(The God who commands)

Oba t’oni olo, t’olo, (The God who commands)

Oba t’oni k’owa, t’owa, (The God who commands)

Oba t’oni k’omasi, ti o si si mo,(The God who can close a door and no man=can open)

Oba t’ao ri, sugbon t’ari ise owo Re,(The unseen God but we can feel his=impact)

Olorun t’o n gbo adura, (God who hears prayers)

Oba t’o n dahun adura, (Prayer answering God)

Olorun t’ape t’o n je,(The God that you can call and he will answer)

Oba t’o n dahun adura pelu ina,(God that answered by fire)

Eleda,(Creator)

Akoda aye,(The first among all things)

Aseda orun,(He established the heavens)

Oba t’o fi’di aye s’ole s’ori omi,( He who established the earth on waters=

Oba t’o mo wa (The Potter),

Oba t’o mo wa ( He that knoweth us),

Oba t’o mo ohun gbogbo,(The all knowing God)

Olorun t’o le se ohun gbogbo,(God who can do all things)

Oba ti ohun gbogbo nbe n’ikawo Re,(God who has the whole world in his hand=)

Oba to joko soke orun to f’ile aye se itise Re,(He makes the heaven his se=t and the earth his foot stool)

Oba ti ntu won ka nibi ti won nti da’na iro,(He who causes confusion in th= camp of the enemy)

Atererekariaye,(He spreads out across the earth)

Eletigb’aroye,(The great hear that hears all over the world)

Alatilehin,(Our succor)

Alaanu,(Merciful God)

Oba ti aanu Re duro lailai,(God whose mercies endureth for ever)

Oba alade alafia,(The Prince of peace)

Oloore ofe,(The gracious god)

Olorun ife,(The God of Love)

Olorun ayo,(The God that gives Joy)

Olutunu,(Comforter)

Olubukun,(The blessed God)

Onise iyanu,(Miracle worker)

Onise ara,(Wonderful)

Onise nla,(Great God)

Mimo, Mimo, Mimo,(Holy! Holy! Holy)

Oba t’o ninu mimo,(Righteous God)

Oba alaya funfun,(Immaculate God)

Ologo meta, (The Trinity

Olotito,(The Truthful)

Olododo,(The Truthful)

Iye,(Resurrection)

Aduro gboingboin lehin asotito,(Defender of the Truthful)

Imole ninu okunkun aye,(The light in darkness)

Alagbara l’orun ati l’aye,(Mighty in heaven and on the earth)

Oba ti nyoni kuro ninu ofin aye,(God who rescues from the dungeon)

Atofarati,(Our defense)

Atogbokanle,(The trustworthy God)

Atofokante,(Our Confidant)

Adunbarin,(Worthy to walk with)

Adunbalo, (Worthy to follow)

Adunkepe,(God you can call on)

Apata ayeraye,(The rock of ages)

Atobiju,(The Almighty)

Atofarati bi oke,(Our support and defense)

Apata wa,(Our rock of Ages)

Odi wa,(Our shield)

Alabarin aye wa, (Our companion)

Olupese,(Our provider)

Olugbega,(The lifter of our head)

Oluranlowo,(Our help)

Ireti wa,(Our hope)

Olu aye,(God on earth)

Olu orun,(God in heaven)

Oba ti gbobo oba nt’owo Re gb’ase,(Kings from whom kings take directives)

Adakedajo, (He who Judges silently)

Adajo ma fi t’enikan se,(The just Judge)

Oba ti kii s’ojusaju,(The just God)

Oba t’enikan o le pe l’ejo,(The king that can not be judged)

Oba aseyiowu,(Unquestionable God)

Oba tii s’agan d’olomo,(The god who opens the womb of the barren)

ode orun,(The great mother of heaven)

Atorise,(God who can turn bad situation to good)

As’oloriburuku d’olorire,(God who can remove the inadequacies from ones li=e)

Arinu r’ode,(God who sees the visible an the invisible,)

Olumoranokan eda, (He who sees the intent of the heart of man)

Oludamoran (The Great adviser)

Baba wa,(Abba father)

Ore wa,(Our friend)

Ibi isadi wa,((Our refugee)

Aabo wa,(our protector)

Oluwosan,(the healer)

Asoku d’alaye,(He who brings the dead to life)

Olorun alaaye,(God of the living)

Oba ti n p’ojo iku da,(God who can change appointment with death)

Oba ti emi gbogbo enia wa l’owo Re,( He who has the keys to our existence)

Oba ti nti t’enikan o lesi,(He who shuts and no one can open)

Oba ti nsi t’enikan o leti,(He who opens and no one can close)

Awamaridi,(Unsearchable God)

Eleruniyin,

Abetilukara bi ajere,(God who is all ears)

Aiku,(Living God)

Aisa,(Faithful)

Oba ti ki sun, ti ki togbe (The king that neither sleeps nor slumbers)

Oba onise nla,(The great worker of good)

Onigbonwo wa, (Our sponsor)

Olorun pipe,(Perfect God)

Olorun rere,(Good God)

Akiri s’ore,(He who goes about doing good)

As’ore kiiri, ,(He who goes about doing good)

Gbongbo idile Jesse,(The root of the tribe of Jesse)

Oba t’o f’oro da ile aye,(He that created all things by his spoken word)

Oba to ti wa k’aye o towa,(He who was in existence before creation)

Oba ti o ma wa nigba t’aye o ni si mo,(He who will remain at the end of al= things)

Oloruko nla,(The great name)

Ologojulo,(The glorious God)

Emi ni ti nje Emi ni,(I am the I am)

Oba t’oni gbogbo ope,(He who deserves all praise)

Olorun t’oni gbogbo iyin, ,(He who deserves all honour)

Oba ti ko ni pin ogo Re pel’enikankan,(God that does not share his=glory with any man)

Oba t’o ti wa, t’o si wa, ti o si ma wa lailai, (The God that was, that is=and that will remain for ever)

Ibere ati opin, (The Alpha and omega)

OBA AKIKITAN, (Eternity will not be enough to praise and honour you, O Lord).

Oriki Olodumare Olorun:
Names of God in Yoruba Language, Praise Names, God’s Names in Yoruba (Oruko ati Oriki Olorun)

http://www.jollynotes.com/gods-names-in-yoruba/

Great!

jokerayo: [b]Apa-nla-to sole-aye-ro; Adeda; Aseda; Ameda; Alagbada-ina; Alawotele-oorun; Gbengbeleku to ndara nibi to gbe wun; Alaani; Agbani; Afuuni; Atoni; Alewilese; Aleselewi; Gbani-gbani ti-aye-nsaaya; Ariro-ala; Arabaribiti; Aribirabata; Sonso ori abere to soro fun satani lati joko le; Opabi-da-sobi-dire; O joko kiribiti kale lajule orun, Oba mi to tele aye bi eni teni; O ta sanmo bi eni taso; Alapa kabikabi ti nkabi danu lori awon omo; Akobi ninu awon oku; Ajinde ati Iye; Kiki oro kan to so ile aye ro; Apata Ayeraiye; Apata aidigbolu-eni digbolu a wo womu-womu; Eleti lu kara bi ajere; Ape-je, Aipe-je; Baba fun alaini baba; Oko opo; Eru jeje leti okun pupa; Ekun oko Farao; Oke-tiiri ti-ko-le-wo; Oko mi; Olorun mi; Olugbala mi: Olurapada mi; Afuni teni keni ko le gba; Agbani te nikeni ko le de; Agbeni teda aye kan ko le ja kule;Olowo gbogboro ti nyomo re ninu ofin aye; Ara-ti-nsan-nigbo-ti-tigbo-tiju-pa-lolo-lo; Olowo-ori-mi; Oba awon oba; Olorun awon olorun, Afobaje ti a ko le ro loye; Oba to nfi oba je; Oba to nse ohun gbogbo lodu lodu to nje Olodumare; Ogbenu-wundia sola; Ogbenu adalebo sewa; O gbe nu omo eniyan fohun; Alfa ati Omega; Ibeere ati opin; Eni ibeere ati opin; Saju aye loti wa, aye wa, Baba mi wa sibe, Olorun mi ti yio ma wa nigba ti aye ko ni si mo;Emi ni ninu emi ni; Emi ni mase beru; Akara iye; odo to nsan fun aanu ti kii gbe; Ajidara; Ajisewa; Aiku Aidibaje; Alagbala iyanu; Alagbala a-de'u're; Alagbala to ni kokoro to nsi to nti; Alade wura, Alade ogo; Alade ewa; Ewa to tinu ewa jade; olowo mimo; Oniwa mimo; Alade mimo; Mimo, mimo ninu ogo nla ti kii di baje, Oloruko egbaagbeje, [/b]And so on and so forth. Hope U are ok with these ones. He s got so[/b] many names i cant just remember at once

Wonderful!

A lovely Perfume that will last till next year February.

Afam4eva: How's it possible that the baby was brought out alive? How was the baby breathing inside the ground?

My dear nothing is impossible with God,if he has a purpose for something/somebody. I think there is a purpose for this. Thank God all the same

Hi Nairalanders, pls i would like you to look into this matter. An MD of a company received a report from one of his managers whom he challenged has not been helping the company to meet its targets.The manager in his response to the challenge explained with instances,that other departments in the company were responsible for the lapses.So the MD called for a meeting,he printed the report and read it to everybody's hearing. Since that day, the people that were reported have been showing hatred to the manager,to the extent that they want to frustrate him out of the company which the MD is aware of, now the MD called the manager to stylishly beg the man that was reported.Gush! is that acceptable in an organised working environment? knowing fully that the poor manager was only trying to help the company grow....i wonder what the MD was thinking when he suggested that. Pls i will like you contributions on this

ferhyntorlah: From what I can see, they are only joined at the abdomen. They have their individual heads, hands and limbs separate; only joined together at the stomach region.

I see this operation being successful! No cause for alarm.

There has to be confirmation to be sure they have separate organs like intestine,uterus n d rest

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Specifically on wash days.

Washing my hair and everything it entails takes forever. It's to the point that I no longer look forward to it. All I do is complain

Shampooing alone takes 30-45 minutes. Deep conditioning is another 20-30 minutes. I don't use a blow dryer anymore, and I flat iron seldom. Flat ironing takes between 50-75 minutes. From what it once was, that's considered a breeze.

I put my hair in rollers on New Years Eve. It was my fastest roller set ever. It took 95 minutes.

Ayam suffering. Anyone else dey my boat? I would love to figure out ways to shorten the amount of time I spend on my hair so that I could enjoy the process once again. Also, I'd love hair-doing to not be an entire-day affair.[/size]

@op am sure u have a very long hair,for you to have been spending such a long time with every process of washing ur hair. Anyways my own hair washing n drying doesnt take that much cos i have a light texture hair and average length. I must say God has blessed you greatly with hair. Enjoy!

How to toast? :oNigerian guys! we don catch una oh LMFAO

KINGwax: And the OP is happy. Bet(but) why?

Hahahaha!!!! bet why? bet i like facebook!

I love Lagbaja's songs

kinnkw: Since my relocation to Lagos since 2009, my health condition has greatly decreased.

Prior to my relocation i hardly get sick at all. As a child i suffered malaria a lot but that was when i was still in boarding school, after that i have never had malaria or any reason to go to a hospital till 2009 when i came to Lagos.

The symptoms are never severe but it affects my productivity drastically and it scares me. Most times i get scared thinking something else is wrong with me, but when i get to a hospital and run some test the result is always Malaria +. I understand some people get malaria ++ which is more serious.

Some people say i expose myself to mosquitoes a lot, but i have also discovered that i attract mosquitoes more than everybody around me.I always complain about mosquito bites once its 6pm as a result of that i hardly come outside once it get back home from work.

The symptoms i get include, very mild headache, Pain behind my eyes,heavy eyes,dizziness,abdominal pain in the mornings when i wake up, severe tiredness, Feeling weak even after a night sleep,muscular pain, pain in joints,lack of concentration, Irregular bowel movements,a feel of bloated stomach and sometimes a burning sensation in stomach like i'm hungry even after having a good meal.

I go about my daily business like normal but i'm very very bothered because these symptoms all come back a week after treatment.

My productivity is grossly affected, i have seen decrease in time i put in work and domestic related activities.

I will advise you consult another doctor, go for a full blood count,Buy mosquito net to prevent further bite,also you could take worm medication for the irregular bowel movement and bloating. Worms can be very killing at timse when too much in our body.Drink a lot of water especially in the morning,to clean your system and ensure you eat more of fruits and vegetables.Above all pray for divine healing and believe that God can heal you permanently .Good luck!

dondada1: Isnt the world coming to an end on the 21st of DEC.....I will wait till the 22nd before I go buy gifts

Hahahahaha!!!!!
Hope you are prepared for heaven sha?

Odinaka00:


I thought of that too bro buh you knw quarellin in a relationship is inevitable na, we quarel once in a while, d las ┼iϻe we quarelled was juz last week, we didn't talk 4 like 2 days ßŮϯ when I thought of what caused Ŧħåϯ quarel, I realised that I caused it, I had to call her immediately and apologised to her and she was so happy
Appreciated, but do you have to keep malice for that long?two days is too much as a couple otherwise you will give devil an avenue for ministration in your heart.I learnt that a couple that settle misunderstanding quickly tent to stay longer that usual,their relationship will last and they live longer.

I think the girl is just being childish by being rude to the guy.I understand , it really pained her that he collected the fone from her and maybe he didnt want tot give her back. To her the fone means so much to her, thats why she insulted him that much. I will suggest the guy should play maturity and give the fone back to her since its a gift, then correct her because she's still growing, a school girl for that matter, what do you expect from her? when all her friend are pinging, and her fone is with someone,and d person is telling her d fone is bad, forget about relationship now, she will show her other side.

Lovely ....will try

[color=#006600]A girl asks me out, no biggies, happens all the time. But proposing? Unless you'll take care of the bridal list no probs, but if am to pay the bride price and all, please let me take my time and evaluate what am getting myself into.
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Funny! some guys believe they are doing ladies a favour by marrying them. let me tell you we(man & woman) are both involved in this.A woman too is looking for a good man to marry as much as a man is...dont always feel women need to be evaluated before u decide to marry her. you guys need to be more thoroughly evaluated wen it comes to making a decision to settle down.

I bless the name of the Lord, for he is worthy of my praise . For all he has done for me.This very year I Achieved alot, not by my power or might but by His unmerited favour and mercies.Praiseeeeeeeeeeee the Lorddddddddddd!!!!!!!

Checkmate, though i was still small then, didnt get the storyline but i could remember my sister loved watching it and was always talking about it, how i love to see the film now.

What can we do to please them,not trying to please them at all?