#seriously
If she really wants to meet more of her name sake she should go down to the various IDPs scattered across Nigeria, yeah she'd see them there and help. Not travel down to Kenya to meet some made woman.
#abegi

Sorry please,

Am I supposed to laff?
Still looking for what could Crack me up to extent of having pains in my stomach.

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Tremor in Oyo State, after which the Ogun river dries up, Tremor in bayelsa and rivers state........ Yet our leaders wouldn't think it worthwhile to employ the young Geology graduates the country is producing every year.
Geology graduates have turned to be entrepreneurs in society and not practising their discipline.
I suggest a research Institute be started with our geologists studying the environmental changes in Nigeria.
I'm not preaching doom, but all these events definitely are a sign of things to come.
God help us all.

Had to re-read the caption, I thought maybe it was a typo..... Sorry Admin I've got to express myself here as this said Kayode answers my surname too......

Is he mad?
The guy dey craze?
He get mama like this? [color=#990000][/color]

Hmm, just a year and some months you say?
I was even part of those trained for the programme when it was started by Obasanjo, sìnce the inception of the National identity card program I'm yet to get mine so I've given up on it. After all, no be by identity card I be Nigerian.

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The idiot that was performing ablution at the late woman's shop should be brought forward and identified, then we Nigerians would believe that these ones brought before us were the perpetrators of thus grave evil.

A great man...... Return If Possible (R. I. P)

The nation is moving towards total darkness (all thanks to the NDA aka AVENGERS) , the nation came out en-mass to vote for the change we all clamored for, but has there been any reasonable change still?
Looking back now to when GMB lost to GEJ, he (GMB) right in the court "proclaimed" that "the country would be *unruleable for GEJ" and afterwards what followed was the incessant attacks from boko haram, it even got to a point where we started wondering what the BH sect were really agitating for. Then came the time for negotiations, who was asked to be present?
Hmm...... "aje ke là náà, ọmọ kú loni....."

So now back to the issue at hand now, our broses in the creek are now at it, blowing up every oil well available, for the past 6 weeks we haven't produced any oil, then gas plants used in power generation are being blown off too, thereby putting the nation gradually into darkness.
Then FG decided to call of the attacks in the creek thereby calling back all military envoy deployed to the region so as to pave way for dialogue , still at that, our brothers in the creek refused to negotiate with the FG, even going on to bomb yet another oil well (chevron) the day after the military were moved out of the creeks. How do we survive this present predicament?
Still not knowing how to go about the Niger Delta Avengers then another group emerges going by the name "Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta".
Where do we now go from here?

Now Nigerians would have earned yet another star in fraud thanks to this greedy old man in diaspora..... Some people, mostly those in diaspora should always know that whatever they do there, they are representing a whole nation.

Just for Laffs.


I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari has
won , his wife hasn't made Nigerians laugh
and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame
Patience does? This woman has increased
the
life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit
SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to
treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad
English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still
lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my
family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days
are numbered
15- *To all those who think Goodluck
Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a
child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed
to
be
repeated ?



Please note that the above broadcast was copied and pasted as collected, no additions or omissions of any kind.
Good morning Nairalanders.

Just for Laffs.


I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari has
won , his wife hasn't made Nigerians laugh
and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame
Patience does? This woman has increased
the
life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit
SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to
treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad
English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still
lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my
family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days
are numbered
15- *To all those who think Goodluck
Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a
child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed
to
be
repeated ?



Please note that the above broadcast was copied and pasted as collected, no additions or omissions of any kind.
Good morning Nairalanders.

Please note that this write-up was copied and pasted without any corrections or omissions.....


I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari has
won , his wife hasn't made Nigerians laugh
and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame
Patience does? This woman has increased
the
life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit
SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to
treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad
English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still
lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my
family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days
are numbered
15- *To all those who think Goodluck
Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a
child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed
to
be
repeated ?


Just kidding o

Daughter

Ẹ̀kọ́ òní ba jẹ́ o

One get head but no cap, the other get cap but no head.
Many would kill for what you have now.

My candid advice is you stay put where you are now, at least you gain experience daily there, then look towards starting out on your own later, but for the time being, before a better offer comes, stay put.

God help you and us all.

In the quest for more power, then we abandon the One and true GOD for man made gods.

May the good Lord have mercy on his soul and help him realise before it is too late.

London to EARTH!!!

Had he gone to London with the "very first lady" of our great country Nigeria he would have had more to mobb him for photo shoot.

GEJ the "gentle one"?!

May God grant him eternal rest and his family succour

Abati?!

I believe you lost the right to represent the interest of the general public when you decided to trash our trust in you as the voice of the common people. So, please don't feed on these innocent souls just so you can get on the side of reckoning again.
Where was your voice when ASUU had their issues under your watch?
Where was the write up you penned when the Chibok girls were kidnapped from under your so called keen watch?
Please let us br?
Write for your bosses and let us continue to hear from our own kinds as you aren't one of us, bro.

Hoping you get an invite soonest too, from the appropriate authorities.

Mehn!!!
I guess I am over due for marriage o.....
God please help me.

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God bless and thank you.

Saw this post of yours on mushroom farming, though it's an old post but still relevant to our nation growth. How can you help with your vast knowledge of this farming, so that I can be a great mushroom farmer also?

I recently developed serious interest in Poultry keeping, with specific interest in TURKEYs. Presently my birds are laying and because of the male turkeys in the poultry, I can't leave the eggs there for the female turkeys to incubate.
Please help me as I don't know where to take the eggs to be hatched. Please help.
N.B: My farm is in Onifade area of Ado-Odo Ota, Ogun State.