nouveaux:

are u hermaphrodite? Or lesbian or a tranny Im confused!

Do u actually think I will post this with my username? I am popular on nairaland. This is my cousin's profile. I don't what princess to trace this back to me.She doesn't know any of my cousins.

I actually dated her back in the days. we didn't last 3 months. It was then I knew she would never last in relationship talk-less of marriage. The issues with her are
1. she gets bored with men easily.
2. she likes to fuckkk anybody she feels like fuckkking regardless if she is in a relationship or not.
3. She is dominating! She likes to dictate to men and control them as she wishes. especially when the man moves in with her instead of other way round like in this case with her husband (ex)
4.She loves sex more than normal. if you can't perform 4 rounds....END

why can't he retain his Nigerian name??

I don't know why you wanna marry someone that had slept with your sister, we are Africans. Please don't do it. It will be shame on your family if the word gets out. and one question, why do u think you love this guy? Don't you think this is an art of desperation? Your younger sister is married and you don't want to be left behind. The guy that left your memory for years can always leave anytime. I can't see true feelings here.

NO! Not directly but he Implied he is fraud. What else can you call an attitude of taking another person's property without permission if not STEALING. I can say u took it my car without my permission but am implying you stole it but I never mention word STEAL. Get that straight young man.

I have always said it. Nigeria is not a country. We are not united and we will never be,Never! Hausas are the root of all evil in Nigeria.The other ethnic took part too but Hausas? I fear them. They reason upside down, I mean all of them. Counting on the experience I had during my NYSC in Kano. Can't go back there!

Who is Adeniyi to say jonathan should continue as acting president.Is he the information minister?

Nigeria’s gravely sick ruler, Umaru Yar’Adua, can barely move or communicate, according to new revelations about his grim medical condition given to Saharareporters. Mr. Yar’Adua was smuggled back to Nigeria on Wednesday morning under cover of darkness, a move described by a diplomatic source as a desperate gamble by his wife and her cabal to hold on to power.
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The latest findings buttress exclusive reports by Saharareporters as far as two years ago that Churg Strauss Syndrome, a debilitating auto–immune disease, was ravaging Yar’Adua. The syndrome has been complicated recently by Yar’Adua’s lung cancer, according to our sources.

There are signs that the game may be drawing to a close for Yar’Adua’s greedy and ambitious wife, Hajia Turai, as service chiefs in the Nigerian Armed Forces requested that “Acting President” Goodluck Jonathan be allowed to see Yar’Adua. A source knowledgeable about the happenings in the Presidential Villa, where Yar’adua is holed up, told Saharareporters that Goodluck Jonathan has finally seen Yar’adua in the company of the National Security Adviser (NSA), Sarki Mukthar. Our source said the two men were shocked to behold Yar’Adua’s wasted Yar’Adua body and dire condition. He was not only barely conscious but incapable of conversation or movement.

A different report emerged tonight denying that Jonathan has physically sighted Yar’Adua. But our presidency source asserted that Jonathan did make the "top secret" visit to Yar’Adua. The source added that Jonathan was so affected by Yar’Adua’s condition that the acting president showed symptoms of a fainting spell. He was reportedly “stabilized’ by Saudi doctors attending to Yar’Adua

On Saturday, according to our sources, Turai engaged in another gimmick by informing the aviation assistants at the presidency that she would want to take her husband out again to a foreign hospital for further medical treatment. She was politely turned down when the authorities insisted they would have to see Yar’adua first or receive his resignation letter before any application for use of the presidential jet can be considered.

However, Turai and the remainder of the kitchen cabinet have decided on an extensive manipulation of the public and the Jonathan-led federal executive. In addition to strenuous efforts to prevent any form of visitation to Yar’Adua, the cabal has embarked on a well-oiled campaign in the northern parts of the country to portray Jonathan as an anti-North president who has diverted funds meant to develop the North to his region, the Niger Delta region. As expected, that campaign is catching fire in certain parts of the north. The group has also decided to use the Nigerian media to tie Jonathan to former President Olusegun Obasanjo whose hypocrisy and corruption have earned him widespread unpopularity. Obasanjo was the one who imposed a sickly Yar’Adua as “president”.

Turai Yar’Adua and her group – including former Attorney General Michael Aondoakaa, former Governor James Ibori, economic adviser Tanimu Kurfi, and Agriculture Minister Sayyad Abba Ruma – hope their anti-Jonathan campaign would provoke an uprising in the north and a move by the Nigerian military to truncate Jonathan’s shot at the presidency for the remainder of Yar’Adua’s tenure, which ends in May 2011.

But sources close to Turai describe her as “desperate and scared in the face of national and international resistance to her sinister plans to maintain a hold on power in the name of her incapacitated husband.”

The sources said Turai has already been told that she has to let a broader team of senior officials, including the service chiefs, to see Yar’Adua in whatever form or shape he might be by Tuesday, or face the impending consequences of having him declared incapacitated by the Federal Executive Council.

British and American diplomats are known to be piling pressure on Yar’Adua’s associates and cronies by threatening to impose sanctions should they refuse to let him resign from office. America and the United Kingdom have made a series of statements suggesting Yar’Adua’s fragile health condition will prevent him from returning to office, and by speaking anonymously to the international media.

Even today, Jonathan received a letter personally signed by the UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, asking him to stand firm.

In an interesting development, a source told Saharareporters today that Turai has admitted that Yar’Adua cannot talk yet, but that he may be able to talk by Tuesday.

That being the eve of the next FEC meeting, analysts say that may be the beginning of another strategy aimed at another BBC-style interview, in which a voice is heard which claims to belong to Yar’Adua. This week’s FEC meeting is expected to be of great importance because last week’s was aborted by Yar’Adua’s return.

Saharareporters has been told that there are now enough votes in the council to declare Yar’Adua incapacitated. But a set of ministers, who maintain some loyalty to Turai, are reportedly working on a plan to persuade Yar’Adua’s wife to agree to his resignation instead of facing the humiliation of a declaration that he is incapacitated.

Our sources said Turai, who is highly superstitious, spends hours each day consulting with highly paid marabouts who continue to assure her that her husband would recover.

well, it adds up. He left the sophisticated saudi hospital to be treated here in an ambulance inside aso rock.Surely the expiry date is set.

Speech?, , Dead men don"t speak remember? He is as good as dead

OMG! This is horrible, what! Can't believe my eyes, But why?, why kill when you have robbed?

That is if he's not dead already! Grin

Medical practitioners in Saudi Arabia say that Nigerian President, Umaru Musa Yaradua has only about one month to live and that except some miracle happens, the President may not live to see April 2010.

This is the real reason why the government of Saudi Arabia asked his wife, Turai to carry the ailing president home. They feared for the fact that the president could die in their country and the possibilities of a diplomatic crisis. The medical doctors who have been attending to the president ever since he travelled in November to Saudi Arabia had briefed the Saudi King of the huge possibilities of Yaradua dying before April, and the frightened King begged the President´s wife to take her husband home to avert a huge. The President arrived secretly and quietly on Wednesday, the 24th of February 2010 in Abuja.

The President´s situation has actually taken a serious nosedive and he is a complete shadow of his former self. His condition is so terrible that he has been living in an Ambulance parked in the compound of his Aso-rock villa since he came into the country on Wednesday. He hardly eats and he looks skeletal-like an AIDS patient in the asymptomatic stage of the disease. This is the reason the first lady has prevented so many people-even Goodluck Jonathan from seeing the man. The team of medical doctors from Saudi Arabia have been trying their very best to revive the dying leader to no avail.

On the other hand, it can be revealed that some close aides of the President have suggested that the first lady invites a controversial Nigerian pastor and healer, one T.B Joshua, to heal the ailing president. The man in question, T.B Joshua, a Christian televangelist with a cult-like following has been widely accused by critics of using satanic powers to bring healing to people with all sorts of complicated sicknesses and diseases. Close Muslim friends of the ailing president have been urging the first lady to invite the man of God to try healing the president.

The President has not said a single word since the 24th of November 2009 when he travelled to Saudi-Arabia, and even when it was reported in the Nigerian media on Thursday that the President had instructed that Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan continued serving as Acting president, it was not actually the ailing president who gave the directive, but the first lady Turai Yaradua who is seriously beginning to worry about the fact that Nigerians are becoming more and more apprehensive about her manoeuvres to keep her husband on the seat of power despite his frail condition.

But the medical practitioners have warned that the President may have at most, one month to live. This is what the first lady is keeping away from the public. Except some miracle happens, Nigeria´s president may not survive till April 2010, and Turai Yaradua is desperate.
Culled from www.americanchronicle.com/articles/printFriendly/14350

sistawoman:

Seun,

I need your help in identifying the person who claims to be mrsistawoman. Please send me an email to my private email or a message here on Nairala nd to let me know who they really are. i will keep this information private for my own use and will not reveal to anyone unless given permission by you.

Thanks
Sistawoman

Is SISTAWOMAN now a TRADEMARK?That u need to know who the MRSISTAWOMAN is?
Hmmmm. . . . .na wa o!

destinysgu:

@ poster
r u a gay?
someone said u r a transgendered
com & defend yourself

My younger brother atimes logs in with my username.So he could post whatever that applied to him.I am myself.I am not she male like you guys have been saying

I have lost many fiance all because am insatiable.At first when we start things would be normal and good but at time goes on especially when I start to spending the nights in their house.I would demand for more sex as needed they would comply at first and then later started making excuses and eventually break up with me.I know am kind of demanding really but what can I do?I don't like cheating.so, jumping from one di*ck to another is not the solution.Could this be a spiritual problem?Or it's due to my extra large clitoris?Some say I should go for deliverance but am a jehovah witness,we don't believe in deliverance.Can some please advise?

Am I looking at a refugee

iceland:

ojenew,are you asking me out?

But you look smarter than to ask that kind small pikin question!
A word is always enough for the wise,but it seems michelin89 don scatter your head

I Just check Iceland out.the guy is cute!Iceland, if u want to be a spiritual husband,pls be mine.good lookin spritual husband are better than wowo! physical huband!
leave michelin89 alone jo!

i dont think she knows for sure if he is cheatin.she never caught him red handed.it was all guesses as i could sense from her postin.she could be mistaken.the best way for her to know is using MAGUN! .THEN  we will be able to know clearly and give reasonable advises, we cant work on guess theories

aisha2:

I am not just coming to that conclusuion i know what i am saying, so please guys

may be u shuld tell us what u are sayin.he might not be guilty afterall.let's break it down baby! say ur mind,u could be confusing urself

it's true i witnessed the sign on

Guchis:

-Keke, D1, & d one who calls himself "the proffesor" (always feeling like some hollywood stars)
-Kenny st. Brown & essence
-Gbenga adeyinka ( He actually thinks he's funny)
-Jim Iyke (i just recently watched "Guy on the line", him and Stephanie were so fake, i was embarrassed for them!)
-Emeka Ike

yeah that nutty who call himself a professor is more that FAKE.the guy is also annoying, bull like behaviour, yeah!, yeah, yeah as they always say , bunch of fakeys!

well, i dont see anything wrong with that as long as the two party can consent to it.havent u heard of sex parlour in canada.where couples go and exchange partners with other couples they have never met.they still go home happily married.it's all about understandin, i can do it!

if u dont like it then dont do it!simple! but i bet u love it that's why u cant stop!.u can opt for a deliverance sha! they will cast out the spirit of sex

May the hottest part of hell be reserved for all those who have stolen our money and now want to use the present government to hide from prosecution
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a big amen to that!!!!

Hmmmm my brother we need God's intervention no be small oooo.have heard several times of how millitants levelled police staions in porthacourt carting away with police guns that are suppose to protect the citizens.millitants are now after the police not police after milliants


curfew was just lifted yesterday by the gorvernor oooooo

My girlfriend called me up that she was going the market with her elder sister,we were supposed to go on a date.she told me she would be back in 1hr but she didnt.i later called her she said it was her sister ,she had to go to island to get the stuff( from ladipo market to island)something told me she was lying, checkin my phone i dialled her sister's number she told me she was in ilorin not in lagos.later found out that she was out with ARISTO.that was how a 41/2 year relationship ended in one second!