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Celebrities / Re: Sara Saartjie Baartman ‘Big Booty’ African Slave Who Was Abused By Europeans by OkoAnike(m): 4:27pm On Mar 04, 2017
Ritieyalu:


is really a touching story, I think I av heard this ' The Khoikhoi' in Geography

Op, u can make ur point without quoting the write up.

Thanks for ur understanding next time.
Romance / Re: Valley Of The Shadow Of Love. by OkoAnike(m): 6:21am On Mar 01, 2017
PamelB, I know it's not easy combining our normal life with the fun and entertaining people on this platform, it's take a whole lot of sacrifice to put up such...

But PamelB, sincerely I 've the interest and the vibe of reading this story...
Forum Games / Re: Are You Smart? Crack The Code!! by OkoAnike(m): 5:45am On Feb 23, 2017
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Family / Re: Man Places ‘magun’ On Wife, Tumbles Twice After Falling Victim by OkoAnike(m): 9:55pm On Feb 20, 2017
MasterofNL:
I need some clarifications here, I thought the magun should be put into action if another man apart from the husband should sleep with her.

How come her own husband began to tumble after making love to her?

Yorubas, please come and explain this magun well.

That juju embargo any body from accessing that point of entry including the husband and after some time of no entry either by the hubby or any other person, the juju bans back on the innocent woman and can take her life if help is not offered.
Health / Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by OkoAnike(m): 10:40am On Feb 05, 2017
I don't think those guys body system works like normal people any more....

I remember when my wife had our first child and I was with them @the labour room, God helping us my boy came out and the guy need to evacuate some stuff (blood) and bringing out some of these equipment some like pliar, spoon like while he was doing all this i was there looking and at some point I just said "Oga please get careful this is some body ministry" he look up and ask me to please allow him do his job there sending me out of the room.


I think I totally agree with Dfinex....

Enjoy ur weekend

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Celebrities / Re: Do Not Put All Eggs In One Bag - Anita Joseph Tells Ladies On Dating by OkoAnike(m): 6:35pm On Jan 24, 2017
nikkypearl:
hey arakunrin? chlll and take a deep breathe!not all ladies are hoes!why are u so pained on a harmless mention?

you are a man..gett busy and stop over reacting on irrelevant issues!

shiorrrrr!




Op, I followed u on this platform because of the prospect in respect to ur career and with the possibility of needing ur service soon... Huuummm. But I think am seeing more than what I bargain for, all the same have fun and enjoy your self here.
Family / Re: Diary Of A Oneminuteman by OkoAnike(m): 5:32am On Jan 22, 2017
Oneminuteman:
I want to ask a question,is it right for a woman to express herself she feels like having sex in marriage.



Sure, it's a good one
Romance / Re: Valley Of The Shadow Of Love. by OkoAnike(m): 9:22am On Jan 21, 2017
PamelB:
I'm sorry dear, I wasn't aware it was your birthday today. Forgive me please. Happy birthday, wishing you abundant favour, breakthrough and blessings. We'll all live to celebrate you in a lot more years to come. Hope you had fun?

And thanks for the comment, it means a lot.



Please what is happening here PamelB, some of us are addicted to this story...

Help us not to go out hand, we need this story now else some one may display some unholy pix on this thread, lol.
Education / Re: Taiwo Bankole & Oyindamola Omotuyi Graduate With 5.0 CGPA In UNILAG (Pics) by OkoAnike(m): 8:38pm On Jan 18, 2017
Chidex2442:
Make them try study biochemistry graduate with CGPA

Op, stop this talk... Huuummm, we say some one graduate from department of system Engr. U dey talk biochemistry, abeg go sleep

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Education / Re: Transparent Animals You Never Knew Were In Existence! by OkoAnike(m): 6:53pm On Jan 18, 2017
Gracious007:


And you had to strike my comment all through? Lol. You sound pissed. There is absolutely nothing worth celebrating about this thread. Using the word "transparent" is contradictory in itself and it lays to waste the purpose for which the thread was intended to achieve. I am not impressed.


Op, there is strength in quietness... Please keep quiet and listen to people.

Thanks.

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Politics / Re: Graphic Photo Of Dead People In The UNIMAID Bomb Blast – 2017 by OkoAnike(m): 2:10pm On Jan 17, 2017
Cessa0:
I don't even know wt to type... Hw can dese pple be so heartless! .. y r they lyk Ds I'm still wondering how they're brainwashed to do things lyk Ds... how do they feel after killing innocent pple

Nw at least some pple will realize DT dese pple are not Muslims... I dunno wat they are doing.... coz m yet to see where d Qur'an says if u kill innocent pple, U'll get 72virgins... how can a book dt says "if u kill an innocent person, u'll be punished as tho u killed a whole nation"How cn ds same book reward u with virgins after killing thousands!!! how blasphemous!! only Ignorant christians kip repeating dt statement.. pls y'all shud stop it already... if u cannot producea verse frm d Qur'an dt says they'll b rewarded.. den where exactly r u getting such nonsense from u hear crap from d news and without doing any research u go abt spilling trash!

Pls y'all shud do ur thorough research and stop listening to CNN... stop criticizing Muslims for d radicalism of a group! Islam is not synonymous to Terror!!!! Please.. Its rily saddening to see a bunch of ignorant pple coming out to say trash abt Islam.. If they're rily Muslims and r trying to eliminate Christians in d state den d mosque shud b d last place to bomb... The Government shud pls do sth and ignorant Christians shud plssssss STP involving Islam in issues lyk Ds..

Pls nobody shud quote me and spill trash.. U can express urself without involving me

RIP to d victims.


Who is Abubakar...
Where did they get the name from...
Without the boko haram attached to this man, WHO IS HE, Muslim or what.
Please who is deceiving who...
ISLAM need re-orientation



Abubakar Shekau, leader of the Boko Haram group, has owned up to the bomb blasts that killed four people and injured 17 others at the University of Maiduguri, Borno state, yesterday.
Shekau in an audio published on YouTube, said the mosque was attacked because it was “ungodly”.
He also berated the Nigerian army on its proclaimed victory over insurgents in sambisa forest saying none of his men were killed by the army.
“The bomb that happened this morning, it’s my people. Don’t deceive people that it’s a mosque, how would you build a mosque and do ungodly things in it,” Shekau said in the recording.
“We are not angry with Nigeria. You didn’t kill anyone in Sambisa. We are praying that we don’t change; Koran is our teacher; this is the message we are sending to you
Politics / Re: Graphic Photo Of Dead People In The UNIMAID Bomb Blast – 2017 by OkoAnike(m): 10:52am On Jan 17, 2017
Cessa0:
I don't even know wt to type... Hw can dese pple be so heartless! .. y r they lyk Ds I'm still wondering how they're brainwashed to do things lyk Ds... how do they feel after killing innocent pple

Nw at least some pple will realize DT dese pple are not Muslims... I dunno wat they are doing.... coz m yet to see where d Qur'an says if u kill innocent pple, U'll get 72virgins... how can a book dt says "if u kill an innocent person, u'll be punished as tho u killed a whole nation"How cn ds same book reward u with virgins after killing thousands!!! how blasphemous!! only Ignorant christians kip repeating dt statement.. pls y'all shud stop it already... if u cannot producea verse frm d Qur'an dt says they'll b rewarded.. den where exactly r u getting such nonsense from u hear crap from d news and without doing any research u go abt spilling trash!

Pls y'all shud do ur thorough research and stop listening to CNN... stop criticizing Muslims for d radicalism of a group! Islam is not synonymous to Terror!!!! Please.. Its rily saddening to see a bunch of ignorant pple coming out to say trash abt Islam.. If they're rily Muslims and r trying to eliminate Christians in d state den d mosque shud b d last place to bomb... The Government shud pls do sth and ignorant Christians shud plssssss STP involving Islam in issues lyk Ds..

Pls nobody shud quote me and spill trash.. U can express urself without involving me

RIP to d victims.


I can't believe we are staying with animals in the zoo. God, we don't deserve this punishment(living with extremists; islamists)

If I call ISIL, you all will deny them.

If I say hezbollah, you still deny them.

If I say alshabaab, you still deny them.

If I say Taliban, you still deny them.

If I say al queada, you still deny them.

If I say Muslim brotherhood, you still deny
them.

If I mention boko haram, you still deny
them.

But when you want to boast about the
population of ISLAM, you mention them as
Muslims.

OP, we both know that your religion promotes violence, its in your holy books. Instead of denying it, why not talk about how to reform the teachings of islam to make the world a better place.

Show me one place in the world where there is crisis by Christians, and?d I will show you 20 countries where your religion is causing havocs.

Again, please note that the seed of ISLAM is what you people are reaping now.

Enjoy

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Family / Re: She Uses My High Sexual Drive To Her Advantage In Resolving Our Misunderstanding by OkoAnike(m): 4:17am On Jan 13, 2017
Ginaz:
That "mumu button" comment got me laughing.
Men eh, na dat "tin" go kill una one day. grin grin

Reminds me of my mum's friend that quarreled with her husband, she was so angry and said "if na fucck my husband want, I go give am o but solo no go get anything from me"

Her "tin" no sabi quarrel with solo "tin" grin

Upon all her gra gra, her husband still called her and she went, marriage is sweet o.

But o.p find a way to tackle that character of your wife cos sex is not the right road to solve issues between married couple. Just find a way before one day both of you will have a big argument no doggy style and bend down select style can solve.


Op, am 10 years plus in marriage, I have not seeing any problem sex can not resolve..., it can settle all problem in marriage, the problem only become deep and unresolvable when a man lost the appetite to make love with his wife.

Am not sure the man in this situation knows he needs to give thanks to God for having a woman that can tempt u out a broken home /heart.... Huuummm, enjoy ur life, enjoy her thing, enjoy your marriage... It's sweet and that is part of what we call marriage, keep learning until both of you grow old till death do you part, Op u are on the right path.
Celebrities / Re: Is Kemi Iyanda The Most Beautiful Yoruba TV Host? (photos) by OkoAnike(m): 6:23am On Jan 12, 2017
abike12:
Nah, she aint
Hoping to see ur image on ur Dp... I think she look great.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 3rd January 2017 by OkoAnike(m): 8:13am On Jan 05, 2017
Evathyst:
Happy new year my crush! Sorry I wasn't able to meet you, couldn't find the courage to do so. angry angry


If you're still in Lagos by the time I pick up my 'liver' would definitely come looking for you myself.

Huuummm, finally I will be returning back to PH tomorrow and now that ur "liver" did not allow u to see me, I hope when next i visit lagos things would have been perfect, I will be here again by may, pray God spare our life.

U can get in touch, bbm pin 5649AC1D.

Take care,
Okoanike.
Romance / Re: My Keywords by OkoAnike(m): 6:41am On Jan 04, 2017
Op, remain trapped if i will answer all of this to get ur phone number.... Huuummm, what will be the question that will get me to ur promise land that flow with milk and juice?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 3rd January 2017 by OkoAnike(m): 10:19pm On Jan 03, 2017
Evathyst:
Now I know why people say Arsenal play 'entertainment' football. tongue tongue


Their losing dey sweet person for belle. He he he he he he he he!

Happy new year my Queen, am still in lagos.
Enjoy ur night
Crime / Re: "Don't Kill Your Wife, It's Our Job" Advert Board Seen In Lagos (Pictured) by OkoAnike(m): 7:23am On Jan 03, 2017
temmy6996:
it's just a dry cleaning outfit
Op, u are brilliant
Family / Re: My Guy Has Lost Interest In Sex Since Our Baby's Birth. What Should I Do? by OkoAnike(m): 7:16pm On Dec 19, 2016
EgusiSoup:


you want to be screwing after 7 months?

I think you should respect yourself for a while.


Op, must u talk in a place were u are learner.
Are married, sure not... Then keep quiet and listen, there is wisdom in quietness.

Enjoy

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Crime / Re: Father Burnt Stomachs Of His Children In Ondo For "Stealing Fish" (Pic) by OkoAnike(m): 6:01pm On Dec 18, 2016
trustyshoess:
I blame the mother here. She knows the wickedness of the man she married and still left them with him and another woman? How does she sleep at night?

Op, surely u will be a good mother...
Investment / Re: We Can Only Pray For MMM Victims – NDIC by OkoAnike(m): 9:27am On Dec 18, 2016
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it's our money... We are not complaining... Why take panadol for another man headache...please pray for your country not MMM participant. Thanks

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Literature / Re: Hearts In Ashes by OkoAnike(m): 1:43am On Dec 17, 2016
Angelsss:


@Amenya96, did you have to mention my name?
I never told you I was contesting for writer of the year...
people like you give me writer's block...
I don't remember ever saying I am good.
Guide your words next time,Thanks.


Sorry about that dear, people just lack manner of presentation especially in a platform like this...

I was only opportune to read one of ur book (In love with her pastor) and each day i remember reading thru that story, I see a very strong & intelligent personality in u.

Thanks for d mature response, it's shows & tell so much about u.
Enjoy.
Romance / Re: Who Do You Think Is The Best Comic Writer On Nairaland For 2016? by OkoAnike(m): 6:55pm On Dec 16, 2016
PamelB and purityval
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Advises Oyedepo To Sell His Private Jet To Educate His Students For Free by OkoAnike(m): 7:20pm On Dec 14, 2016
Blitzerz:
The people paying the tithe are not complaining

When Oyedepo started church, without anything, Daddy freeze where were you?

The same freeze that used to flash 4 million naira wristwatch on social media is the one throwing stones.
What has he himself done?! Mscheww

Its people like freeze that criticized Jesus when alabaster perfume was poured on him.
So there is no need of hiding his paranoia behind scriptures.

Abegi, we dont have time for people seeking cheap popularity.


It's high time pastor start declaring their asset before they start their so call ministry... What was his worth before becoming a pastor...

Tithe and offering are suppose to meat in d house of God , but now d meat in d house of pastors, may God help us.
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Advises Oyedepo To Sell His Private Jet To Educate His Students For Free by OkoAnike(m): 7:03pm On Dec 14, 2016
pinkpearl17:
Who is Daddy freeze? Wants to be relevant by attacking people bigger than him. Os it his money? What is his pain?

Op, I tot Christianity is about the truth no matter who is involve.... The young man has only said a sample truth what is wrong with that?
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Advises Oyedepo To Sell His Private Jet To Educate His Students For Free by OkoAnike(m): 6:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
herzern:
Freeze can qo jump infront of a movinq train for all I care!

He is entitled to our tithes,How he chooses to spend it is never your fuçkinq business Freeze.




It's unfortunate, The bible says :bring yea tithe and offering to my house so that, there will be meat in my house... Tithe and offering are not meant to be spent any how, please read your bible very well.
Romance / Re: Am Almost 34, Not Yet Married With A Job Of 45k After Tithing And Feel Depressed by OkoAnike(m): 7:41pm On Dec 12, 2016
What happen this night, every body on the same page.... Wonderful.

To every body that has said one thing or the other, On behalf of the OP, I say thank you, sincerely am happy to be part of this great platform, forum and home for many of us, where we come to share problem, have fun and play with each other as if we brothers from the same mother... But i tell we are brothers in d same platform.

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