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Politics / Re: President Buhari Tells Youths To End Street Protests, Dialogue With Government by Oritsewhandey(m): 11:09am On Nov 02, 2020
Rugaria:
Jonathan used to conduct monthly press chat, where he takes questions from different media representatives in a live television broadcast... This man hasn't done that in years. No interviews, no live exchanges, nothing! Just Garba shehu and femi Adeshina in front of our faces for over 4 years now as if they are the president and the vice president! Let's forget Kanu and his scary postulations for a minute.. Irrespective of which party you belong to, This should worry at this stage. Especially after he disappeared totally during the protests. Is he really fit to govern? Is he really in control of his faculties? Has his sickness become so ravaging that his handlers are now taking advantage of his infirmities to pursue their own clandestine objectives, while fronting his name as the C-in-C?
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Heck No!
Your pieced essay was an emotive one, drawn from phantom analyses of MISCREANT Nnamdi Cownu.

Referral to Jonathan, a past grandeur failures with serial unabated gaffes, leaves me speechless.

Thin line piece of shot to you, mental emancipation, from history, hardly premised on free fall but gradual but consistent slide.

Be safe and alive.

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Politics / Re: Nine Nigerians Contesting In Tuesday’s U.S. Elections by Oritsewhandey(m): 10:56am On Nov 02, 2020
Niyeal:
Yoruba amaka,

Go guys, we will take over America one day
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Yoruba!
The only tribe HOLDING NIGERIA TOGETHER.
The most special people in Nigeria.
The only tribe race most TRUTHFUL.
The only most LIBERAL TRIBE.

The only people most respected by HAUSA & FULANI.

Only tribe that is most special.
Yorubaland where FOREIGNERS troop too.

My beloved land. The land of Adewumis, Semilores, Adeyinkas, Oyinloyes, ... most beautiful land.

The land survivors of distress run to & survive.

The land of @Seun Osewa, Soyinka- the first Noble price laureate in Africa.

Respect to my land.

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Politics / Re: Nine Nigerians Contesting In Tuesday’s U.S. Elections by Oritsewhandey(m): 10:54am On Nov 02, 2020
Niyeal:
Yoruba amaka,

Go guys, we will take over America one day
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Yoruba!
The only tribe HOLDING NIGERIA TOGETHER.
The most special people in Nigeria.
The only tribe race most TRUTHFUL.
The only most LIBERAL TRIBE.

The only people most respected by HAUSA & FULANI.

Only tribe that is most special.
Yorubaland where FOREIGNERS troop too.

My beloved land. The land of Adewumis, Semilores, Adeyinkas, Oyinloyes, ... most beautiful land.

The land survivors of distress run to & survive.

Respect to my land.

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Politics / Re: Hakeem Ajasa: Tinubu Denied Me Oniru Stool To Protect His Business Interests by Oritsewhandey(m): 10:36am On Nov 02, 2020
Fahdiga:
To my fellow Yoruba youths, I think it is high time we tame Tinubu once and for all. how can one man be controlling everything that happens in Yoruba land. he is too overbearing. we are known as warriors so we should utilize this opportunity to rescue our dear Yoruba nation from Tinubu and his foot soldiers. enough is enough my fellow Omoluabis
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Not Yorubaland.
Only in Lagos.
Politics / Re: Emmanuel Adelabi Kayode: Femi Fani-Kayode's Great Grandfather (Throwback Photo) by Oritsewhandey(m): 1:03am On Nov 02, 2020
Seerade029:


Both their great grandfather and grandfather are good men.

But him and his father are traitors
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Truthful history, beckons at you, to scare away your public ignorance and embarrassment.
Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala: Buhari In Video Conference With Charles Michel Of EU Council by Oritsewhandey(m): 6:24pm On Oct 31, 2020
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Recharge of Lake Chad?
Did the government throw the question to the populace to dialogue and diagnose on the subject matter?

Many things Nigerians can solve that this government kept confidential.

Dumbo folks.
Politics / Re: Lagos Judicial Panel Of Inquiry Visits Lekki Toll Gate, Discovers Bullet Shells by Oritsewhandey(m): 6:10pm On Oct 31, 2020
olayincar:
Is that today ?

And agent fash aren't see this one o
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You aren't untraceable with that image, added to your comment.

Use online media, wisely. Don't spread what you can't verify.

My implored coin of. . . , to you.
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Constituency Bridge by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:43pm On Oct 31, 2020
Pavore9:
A case of "you can't shame the shameless".
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True.
Politics / Re: Attack On TVC: 250 Staff Out Of Work – TVC CEO, Hanlon by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:39pm On Oct 31, 2020
HandmadeD:
Yes please. I have many clients outside Nigeria
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Noted. My friend.
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Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate With My Family Apart From Canada by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:37pm On Oct 31, 2020
ghettochild:

In Nigeria, u can only go with ur child for interview if u also apply for her
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Allowed everywhere.
Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate With My Family Apart From Canada by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:36pm On Oct 31, 2020
ghettochild:

In Nigeria, u can only go with ur child for interview if u also apply for her
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Okay.
Try get them SMARTLY DRESSED and try boost their best mood.

Your daughter (if) or boy may hold along a cuddle bear or a furry toy spaniel dog.

Such catches attention and softens their hearts. The personnel may even temporarily neglect you and shifts attention to your kids.

Your daughter's hair ribbon may have FLAG COLOURS of the country you plan emigrate to.

Silliest of silly details TURN THEM ON.

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Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate With My Family Apart From Canada by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:34pm On Oct 31, 2020
ghettochild:

In Nigeria, u can only go with ur child for interview if u also apply for her
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Okay.
Try get them SMARTLY DRESSED and try boost their best mood.

Your daughter (if) or boy may hold along a cuddle bear or a furry toy spaniel dog.

Such catches attention and softens their hearts. The personnel may even temporarily neglect you and shift attention to your kids.

Your daughter hair ribbon may have flag colors of the country you plan emigrate to.

Silliest of silly details TURN THEM ON.

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Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko New Dress Code For Students Sparks Outrage by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:11pm On Oct 31, 2020
TheGiftedOne:
When Kumuyi starts to mentor your school's rector.

Just like telling a goat not to eat grass... Igbo girls go kukuma join their brothers for business. Who school epp? grin
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Lols haha
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Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko New Dress Code For Students Sparks Outrage by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:11pm On Oct 31, 2020
TheGiftedOne:
When Kumuyi starts to mentor your school's rector.

Just like telling a goat not to eat grass... Igbo girls go kukuma join their brothers for business. Who school epp? grin
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Lols
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Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko New Dress Code For Students Sparks Outrage by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:06pm On Oct 31, 2020
lindareep:
This 2020 comes with special packages kiss kiss kiss

Weekend deal, I Will deliver men enlargement gel to your preferred location within Lagos
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Lols
Politics / Re: Female Soldiers Deployed To Anambra To Restore Normalcy. by Oritsewhandey(m): 2:58pm On Oct 31, 2020
Ctorch:
All-female soldiers deployed to Anambra to restore normalcy.

THANKS GOVERNOR OBIANO.




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2578995248987852&id=1377212462499476
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Not ONLY Igbos read posts here, Mr. Man.

Which one is NDI Anambra & ONYE Anambra? Wake up dude.

Lastly, ANAMBRA IS NOT THE MOST PEACEFUL STATE IN NIGERIA.

Crimes from that State, alone, this year, don pass 5, 000 serious crime cases!

Wake up! Most peaceful State is KEBBI STATE.
Politics / Re: Female Soldiers Deployed To Anambra To Restore Normalcy. by Oritsewhandey(m): 2:58pm On Oct 31, 2020
Ctorch:
All-female soldiers deployed to Anambra to restore normalcy.

THANKS GOVERNOR OBIANO.




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2578995248987852&id=1377212462499476
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Not Igbos read posts here, Mr. Man.

Which one is NDI Anambra & ONYE Anambra? Wake up dude.

Lastly, ANAMBRA IS NOT THE MOST PEACEFUL STATE IN NIGERIA.

Crimes from that State, alone, this year, don pass 5, 000 serious crime cases!

Wake up! Most peaceful State is KEBBI STATE.
Crime / Re: Ex-soldiers, Others Arrested For Robbery ( See Photos) by Oritsewhandey(m): 2:33pm On Oct 31, 2020
The satiety gland in humans can never be stimulated [/quote]
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Saturated you meant?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Ozo Meets With Sunday Dare, The Sports Minister (Photos) by Oritsewhandey(m): 2:00pm On Oct 31, 2020
Abboki:
tongue
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Hausas are bad blah blah blah blah!

Yet they mostly wear their caps.

Yeye hypocrites.

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Who Regret Supporting ‘Change’ by Oritsewhandey(m): 1:49pm On Oct 31, 2020
Racoon:
Next level is chain upgraded to more cuffs, thorns, hardship and suffering.Unfortunately many never saw it coming.Now it must be served to all who cooked it.
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By your analyses, not even a single artiste from other parts of the southern states, supported Buhari, right? Only Yoruba artistes?

Your subtle coated ethnographic mentality don pass grandeur status.

Headline was subtle. The essay composition was diatribe. You for kuku call your yeastern people to fly in by their usual pig-airways called Ncan.

Egbe oshi.
Celebrities / Re: We Shouldn't Curse Children Of Politicians - Simi by Oritsewhandey(m): 11:00am On Oct 31, 2020
IgweBUIKE1:
they deserve to be butchered before they turn out like their blood sucking parent... snake must beget a reptile and beside this politievecian kids are proud and behave worst than their parent
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Una dey always dey over angry.
Simply not good to utter curses.
Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate With My Family Apart From Canada by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:00am On Oct 31, 2020
Sheney:



How can this work
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What's your profession, first?

Providence, Rhode Island, best designed for medical & law fields.

$750/month full accommodation- applicable to most Southern States- Texas and the rest.

Religious background, also a factor that may twitch to your favor, if you know.

Look into Sweden. Easier. Boras, Gothenburg & Stockholm, stocked with other nationals mostly from Africa.

Prerequisites are the three 'P's.
1. Personality
2. Person
3. Papers.

Make sure the three factors, neatly relate and knitted with no discrepancies.

Visa logic: relax. If you have any lil' child, smartly dress him/her and take the child along with you to the interview as (Psychological distraction)
It keys most times.

Solve contact issue abroad before visit to embassy. ( Contact may guarantee accommodation & logistic)

During appointment to briefly deviate & talk silly things which trip the visa personnel, often:

A. Pets- dogs & cats breed
B. Sports
C. Volunteerism
D. Green energy & climate change.

Good luck.

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Webmasters / Re: Fraud Alert... Oseni Sam Williams by Oritsewhandey(m): 2:07am On Oct 31, 2020
smado:


Hi. I can design it for you. If you are interested, hit me up on WhatsApp. Thanks
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Hi. Got your email flag. Would prefer relate with you via your whatsapp, at the rightest time.
Godspeed.
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Signs Management Deal With US Based The Facilitator Management by Oritsewhandey(m): 4:18pm On Oct 30, 2020
[quote author=slawormiir post=95490366]damnnn niggarrrr
Nice one
Our baby girl.....cynthia Ikponmwenosa[/quote
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She should try stay off drugs, over there.
Majek went there, came back as a baggage.
Yankee no be place say I sabi smoke weed, makes you an ALAYE.
E pass that.]

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Morocco Maduka Is Dead by Oritsewhandey(m): 4:03pm On Oct 30, 2020
vanbonattel:
What?

That's one of the very very best musicians that came out of Africa.

Emeka Morocco! Great Icon.
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Which Africa?
Of your Yeastern village?
Shiorrrr
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Politics / Re: Attack On TVC: 250 Staff Out Of Work – TVC CEO, Hanlon by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:34pm On Oct 30, 2020
HandmadeD:
These whole thing could've been avoided should we have done the right thing as a country. But no we want to wait for hard times before we act as leaders there recording unnecessary casualties.

Of course, Ague with what brought us here the first place

Abeg joo I will Design a Professional Logo or Letterhead for your Product or Company For 2k only
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Do you handle logo designs for clients, outside the country?
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Politics / Re: South East Governors Meeting In Enugu Government House Enters Second Day by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:23pm On Oct 30, 2020
Coldie:
If South east governors HV Igbo's at heart they will wade into what is happening at oyigbo.

Wike the wicked placed oyigbo on 24hours curfew since last week till further notice.

People can't go to market people can't live their houses he wants to punish those poor people
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Because their PHUCKING LEADER- NNAMDI COWNU STARTED IT.

Don't trouble Trouble. If you don't want Trouble to trouble you.

Same gragra, in the "60s, repeatedly happened again.
Why are some people so daft?!!!
Politics / Re: South East Governors Meeting In Enugu Government House Enters Second Day by Oritsewhandey(m): 3:20pm On Oct 30, 2020
Their agendas:

1. #Endsars

2. NNAMDI COWNU OF IPOB.
Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Hides Behind His Security Men To Address Residents by Oritsewhandey(m): 6:58pm On Oct 29, 2020
DebbieBianca:
Cross River State Governor, Ben Ayade, ‘hides’ behind his security personnel to address residents.
Watch The Video Below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BN0XpzOszo
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OP:
Maybe until you are dragged to a court house, before you realise your HEADLINE is somewhat SENSATIONAL!

A Governor HIDES behind his security men...
Politics / Re: Don't Attack Oil Facilities - Omo-Agege Begs Niger Delta Youths by Oritsewhandey(m): 6:51pm On Oct 29, 2020
Mokason288:
Nigeria don tire me... anything to make it break up fast is a welcome Idea .... Blow up everything plsssss let’s start all over from the start
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Idiotic Igbo boy!
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Politics / Re: Don't Attack Oil Facilities - Omo-Agege Begs Niger Delta Youths by Oritsewhandey(m): 6:48pm On Oct 29, 2020
Mokason288:
Nigeria don tire me... anything to make it break up fast is a welcome Idea .... Blow up everything plsssss let’s start all over from the start
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Idiotic Igbo boy.
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Politics / Re: Saleh Mamman: Nigeria Now Generates 13,000MW Of Power by Oritsewhandey(m): 1:40pm On Oct 29, 2020
Babzrockman:
But must everything be audio?
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Just took a quick stare at the mark on his fore head. Devil's mark.
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