Food / Re: See The Plate Of Rice I Cooked With Just 200 Naira by Over10(f): 10:04pm On Aug 23, 2020 |
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) swiz123: It looks like it was prepared with way less.
You should have used that money to buy Coke and Egg roll |
Family / Re: I Look Too Young And I Find It Hard To Relate With People by Over10(f): 6:36pm On Aug 22, 2020 |
Oldpikin: I'm 27 and a graduate. But I look so much like I'm still a teenager and it turning me to an introvert. And my voice isn't helping especially when I'm on phone. I wanted to start smoking weed for a thicker voice but someone told me that it doesn't work for everybody.
I was about to start using some stuffs for my beards to grow but I'm scared of the side effects. Do you know how I get a thicker voice in few days? Do you know how I could get beards in few days using organic combinations?
Please help I'll really appreciate it. There is this Beard Oil my Guy uses(I got it for him cause I like beards) and it is very effective, apart from you trying to look your age I think girls dig it, I like beards myself...you can check them out on @smata.botanics |
Romance / Re: Ladies: What Would You Like Your Man To Stop Doing? by Over10(f): 4:59pm On May 21, 2019 |
Starboytwo: She begged me to stop smoking My mama begged me to stop smoking Grandma told me to stop smoking
Me tell the 3 of them stop joking... Awon eyan Popcaan! |
Music/Radio / Re: The Nigerian Music Industry Is Heavily Funded By Yahoo Boys- Iamsynord by Over10(f): 11:52am On Apr 24, 2019 |
Synord: Following the recent discussions on Yahoo Yahoo and the relationship with entertainers and artistes in the Nigerian music industry , I decided to shed some light on the issue be..The truth remains that the Nigeria music industry as of today is majorly funded by Yahoo boys .
a thread by me. You are just on point...the G-WorldWide part is very accurate |
Religion / Re: Pastor Penuel Mnguni Feeds Members With Rice And Worm by Over10(f): 11:42am On Apr 18, 2019 |
This is koni(edible worm) na...very delicious |
Romance / Signs He Is Nothing But A Fvck Boy by Over10(f): 2:23pm On Apr 08, 2019 |
Most guys are very good at pretending and if you give them too much space they would just use you and dump you...this are signs he is a playboy not a loverboy
1. You don't have access to his phones: Forget what people say about privacy and space, if you are in a relationship with someone then both of you have merged your privacy and if he chooses to block you out of what is going on in his phone then he is definitely hiding something which concerns you and your guess is right...it's another girl!!! and possibly the main girl which makes you a side chick.
2. He doesn't introduce you to his Family: Oh damn! Why would you even be in a relationship that is not known to both of your families, it just makes breaking up easy, it is even dangerous cause he wont be obliged to do the right thing most of the time...if you have a relationship with his Mum and his Sisters, a good one though, it would be hard for him to just dump you...so if he is giving you excuses for not introducing you to his people then he is a fvckboy, you are in for short term.
3. He says he is Hot more than he asks about your Plans: If he is always saying you should come over and whenever he ask you to come the first thing that comes to your mind is sex then he is a fvckboy, if you tell him you are flying the red flag and he ask you to stay then he only wants you for sex...what happened to planning for the future, playing video games, watching a movie or playing chess...if its all about fvck, its not rocket science then he is a fvck boy.
4. He does not invest in you: Now i am not saying you have to kill him with your bills but if your boyfriend does not try to assist you and he is always coming up with broke excuses etc...then he is not considering you in his future plans because if he believes in you and want to be with you for real then he would go out of his way sometimes to make you happy and help you plan your life...those little sacrifices just makes love sweet and memories valuable and if he is not doing anything then he doesn't really want you so he is a fvckboy
5. He doesn't have the urge to reach you: If your boyfriend doesn't try to always make sure you are fine, for crying out loud it's the age of technology...there are countless ways to check on your GF, if he goes days or weeks without checking on you then you are dating a fvckboy...a loverboy can't be fine when he hasn't spoken to his real girlfriend, it's not about ego or being clingy, real love is limitless, so if you are dating someone that you guys talk when you talk or you make more effort than him then i am sorry sis, you got yourself a fvckboy!
To be Honest you know when you are dating a fvckboy, your intuition tells you but 'He Might Change', His Small Change or good D would not let you think well...if he has all this attributes, just let him go, he is up to no good and like Taio Cruz said "He is only gonna break your heart"...Peace! |
Health / Re: "I Swapped Close To 5,000 Babies In 12 Years" - Zambian Nurse Confesses by Over10(f): 6:50pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
Imagine?...what if i was swapped ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Crime / Re: FRSC officials run for their lives as angry man attack them by Over10(f): 12:35pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
You for wait make hin Knack you Akpako |
Education / Re: Lecturer On My Girl For Sex by Over10(f): 12:32pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
internationalman: She's a good girlfriend to have told you alone..
Just let her have sex with him. At least she told you before doing it.. Okponu! What if The Lecturer was gay and wants to have sex with you, would you allow him just cause you told your girlfriend before...turn the tables first before you comment |
Education / Re: Lecturer On My Girl For Sex by Over10(f): 11:21am On Apr 03, 2019 |
Benzy001: Hello every one, please I need you guys advice, My girl is a final year student in federal university, one more semester to go, she just call me today and told me how her lecturer is asking her out after their exam, he is threatening her with d concluded exam, She is really depressed now ,am also worried pls guys what can we do, Thanks Moderator pls fp Its a no brainer, if you really love your girl set him up and get leverage on him he has more to lose so he won't do shxt |
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Family / Re: My Wife Doesn't Post My Pictures On Social Media, She Is Abnormal, Help! by Over10(f): 11:10pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Not Everyone likes PDA plus you knew all this before marriage so why complaining now, you can't change people that is how she is programmed...and i don't know why i don't believe you are tall, dark and handsome...you seem like all those funny looking men beautiful ladies are betrothed to. 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Photo Of Tinubu With Yobo & Taribo West by Over10(f): 10:58pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Funny that Yobo and Taribo once played together in the same team...before you argue google Nigeria vs Sweden 2002 World Cup...and Taribo is here looking like Olden Days |
Education / Re: No Be My Nature To Dey Brag - Success Says In New Viral Video by Over10(f): 4:44pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Nigerians and Virus...every jangbajantis must go viral, we ain't even teaching morals anymore...good for her that she got help but leave the girl alone and let her go to the school she loves and want to attend in the first place, shifting her attention is killing what made her, all this so called yeyebrity are trying to blend with the trend...leave her the fvck alone!!! |
Romance / Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by Over10(f): 4:37pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
husbandsnatcha: Ar u a lesbian or ar u conversant wt wet trib sex ,u no i was banned 4 a month by a jealous mod instead of one week because of showing thiskind of tin Hard Luck...so if i answer you now truthfully won't i get banned, ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) you have your answer already...but really won't you like to see proof before you believe something ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Twitter Users Mourn Young Father Allegedly Shot Dead By SARS Officials by Over10(f): 10:25am On Apr 01, 2019 |
SteveOfu: 8 rules of life:
1. Be adaptable 2. Learn to say no 3. Patience is a virtue 4. Hard work always pays off 5. Fail fast, fail early, fail often 6. Stay away from toxic people 7. Giving is better than receiving 8. Don’t let others opinions hold you back Itumo? Use your rules yourself ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's New Look In New Photos by Over10(f): 10:20am On Apr 01, 2019 |
Imagine this no content / no purpose shxt making FTP how does this change the price of one kilo of fish now? ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Romance / Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by Over10(f): 10:17am On Apr 01, 2019 |
husbandsnatcha: Warning: NO Insults please( For Matureminds no indomie)
Help o! No matter how i wore it ,it must Present that Sinister sensation. Normally i dont wear u*ndies but not wearing it has its own side effect ,So recently i have resume my wearing of undies after years of dropping it ,But i cant take The embaressment that comes with it anymore ,, **I actually have a large labia ,So When i put it on Before i say jack robingirl the tiny linen will run into my honeypot dividing my labia in 2 , By walking it stimulates me to orgasm by caressing my outward gspot hmmm, Just this afternoon i was walking and i felt a sweet sensation in me before i know ,moistures starts dripping in between my legs thank God Am wearing a black camoflaged leggings with shiny design..
I had to take solace in kilimanjaro fastfood restroom ,to see the floodings happening inbetween my legs ...Oaaaw ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
From the sexologist Please i hope nothing is wrong with me? Lzaa immhotep chipink princfred westaslave2 wetdick zexy2030 oochi123 amatarasha Akuruoulo jawalis jibrilelsudan philsbaba jieta rummmy starstaz grad2012 adaibeku keryj victorian
Let me see the labia or idonblivit ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Jokes Etc / Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Over10(f): 10:08am On Apr 01, 2019 |
themonk: This happened about 5 years ago, I pranked a friend of mine by calling him very early in the morning around 7:00am and asking him to come to a popular junction that my new car is parked there. He just hurriedly dressed up and rushed down to the junction to meet with me, congratulate and bill me on acquiring my new car. The following conversation ensued:
Friend: Hello boss where you and the car dey?
Me: You no dey see? Check out the car wey shine pass for this junction na, if to say you get eye you suppose don see my ride.
Friend: This your car don dey shark you like ogogoro, e get one sharp Camry wey dey by my left na you be that abi
Me: Fool, Common come here.
Friend: Idiat, I dey come.
Me: Better rush before I leave you comot.
He hurriedly walked towards the car and noticed nobody was inside so he called me back
Friend: E be like say no be the same car we dey talk o, nobody dey inside this one.
Me: Which side you go after you comot that aboki street?
Friend: Left na
Me: I tell you say you no get sense, everyday na left left you dey go. Come back I dey your right.
Friend: I go collect all these insult because I must bill you this morning, if you no drop something this morning I go damage your bumper.
Me: No waste my time o, I gats go buy fuel.
Friend: I don dey come, chill out bro.
He walked towards the other side of the street he came out from and sighted a benz
Friend: Bro you no tell me say na Benz, your name now na Benzema.
Me: you think say I come play? All these work I dey work for Mobil you think say na charity?
Friend: Bro calm down, Na just one car you buy o, you don dey talk like say you be one kind billionaire.
Me: Ogbeni no waste my time, I go sound you o, make I even play some music sef.
I put one Dbanj's song and slowly increased the volume
Friend: Bad guy, this car go sha hear am before 3 months. You wey even your teeth and leg na second hand value them get.
Me: Hahahahaha, dey come. Idiat.
Friend: E remain small, you suppose don see me by now.
Me: I don see you, you dey always Waka like fool.
Friend: All these insult wey I dey collect na because of the billing I wan bill you o
Me: Come jare make I help your life.
At this point He could clearly see nobody was in the benz
Friend: Ogbeni why your car dey empty?
Me: I dey back seat, Na you go drive.
Friend: You don wreck the car already abi you don forget how to drive
Me: No waste my time, I dey try set date for my watch, wetin be today's date again?
Friend: Fool, you no dey ever remember date. Yesterday na 31st of March today na April 1st
Me: Hahahhaha, I no dey everly remember date but I sha remember today own.
Friend: Wetin you smoke, No be me just remind you?
Me: You go soon know who remind who
Friend: Oh Oh Oh, you done prank me. This car dey empty, today na April Fool. You Bastarrrrrr...
I hung up the call and didn't pick up after several dialing attempts by my friend throughout the day
That how I pranked someone, share your experiences.
You would be Good at writing Yoruba Films 47 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Twitter Users Mourn Young Father Allegedly Shot Dead By SARS Officials by Over10(f): 9:27am On Apr 01, 2019 |
SteveOfu: “I lost My father at 18, My mother at 19, lost My son at 30, Then My Daughter at 33. And Hey!! Life goes on, it’s not the end of it. But above all i choose to rise” Happy New month.
And your Husband set you ablaze? Why are you claiming someone else's bad story 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Lady Nabbed After Stabbing Her Boyfriend Over A Phone Call. Graphic Photos by Over10(f): 11:29pm On Mar 28, 2019 |
...and he is still making another call, izz until she shook the other eye abi?
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Romance / Re: How Do I Overcome This Crazy Habit? by Over10(f): 7:46pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
Divepen1: Any psychologist in the house? I sort of grew up with various people and at different locations. For some reasons, I didn't spend much years with my parent, max 4 years. Then, those I lived with also, I spent a maximum of 4 years with them too or location. The ones I lived with the longest, we got to really enjoy each other's company after I left for the University and came home once a year. Even in school, I lived with people once. When someone becomes too close, it feels good. I enjoy it and as soon as they begin to drift away, I do too. In essence, I drift away easily.
So, it kind of make me detached and make me find it hard to remain close to anyone. And when I see any sign of withdrawal or even you reacting in a funny way to me, I start the process of ending it unconsciously.
I really need advise from people. I've tried psychologists but I don't have enough money for their sessions. So, help me glean from your experience and anything you want to say.
This is just me exactly, tbh i am not really doing anything to stop cause i don't see it as an habit, i just see it as being ME but i think a serious relationship can help you...and also look for something to miss about someone...i am tough, very tough, i hardly show emotions and i don't miss people but when i started letting down my walls a bit...i try to reach out more now ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Romance / Re: She Cheated On Me Again and now she is threatening me by Over10(f): 1:26am On Mar 22, 2019 |
You ain't hitting it hard enough Brah...Some pu55ies ain't for lovers 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Shows Off His Home. Fans React (Photos, Video) by Over10(f): 11:54pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
justice12000: Most foolish fans think that these people have money. They don't. All these fights you see for millions are just promotion cost, after deductions from promotors, they barely get 10%. On top of that they pay 30-45% in federal taxes and another 15% in state taxes. Money don finish be that nah! Mayweather is just a tool used to deceive idiots...always flashing money. In his account, he probably nothing more than $2 million.
Example: Mayweather fight with Mr. X. The fight is worth $50million. Promoters; agents, hotels, banks, investors, media, gets 70% or $35 million. Fight Escrow company after paying promoters, now subtracts 30-45% in federal income tax for such high income, state tax another 10-15%, some cases County and City tax another 2-5% common in entertainment big cities like Las Vegas, LA, New York, before you know it, the balance remaining from the $25m is now $10 million. Mayweather too has staff to pay and bills, that's another 50% in cost. Leaving him $5 million in the bank. But you foolish fans who have no clue how this works think he is worth what the fight said he made...LOL. Joshua is still a small boy to Mayweather as his fights are not worth much, so he gets way less as his condition shows. You just calm down explain rubbish...everybody knows the whole money is not theirs just like every other sport but your analysis is not fact based at all...get your facts right. 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: Should I Still Give Him A Chance? by Over10(f): 8:34pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
You are just 19 and you carry boy for head? Should we tell her? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Celebrates Vigorously To Manchester United Win Against PSG (Pics) by Over10(f): 5:02pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
When we were losing under Mourinho all them tortoise hid their head under the shell now that the Glory is Back everybody is quick to claim GGMU! Red for Life! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Celebrates Vigorously To Manchester United Win Against PSG (Pics) by Over10(f): 4:59pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
When we were losing under Mourinho all them tortoise hid their head under the shell now that the Glory is Back everybody is quick to claim GGMU! Red for Life! 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by Over10(f): 11:20pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
Awaa Eyan Soaks Scar Jah! Mourinho O ni Kure oo for all the Heartbreaks in the Past! Up Man U! We are BACK!!! 7 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa In All Shade Of beauty as she stuns In lovely Ankara outfit(photos) by Over10(f): 9:06pm On Mar 03, 2019 |
Small Girl, Big God � ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Romance / Re: Between Mouth Odour And Body Odour Which One Can You Manage In A Relationship? by Over10(f): 8:44pm On Mar 03, 2019 |
Body Odour can be managed with plenty Deodorant,Roll On and Perfumes but Mouth Odour means you have some crazy things going on with your gum or something and that is hard to manage, how do we even steal kisses when i am scared your mouth could be smelling attention time...BO is better pls 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Ambode: Jide Sanwo-olu Is A Criminal And Mentally Unstable To Govern Lagos by Over10(f): 4:22pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) igboro ti wa finally daru bai, ambode with the jab 2 Likes |
Business / Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Over10(f): 12:51pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) uh awon werey |