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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Can Answer This 'mystery' Question?? by owunnegodswill(m): 9:32pm On Oct 09, 2014
He wispered to the horse.your dick is bigger than the king's dick.
Romance / Re: "There's Not A Faithful Man" by owunnegodswill(m): 9:41am On Oct 07, 2014
Any man that doesn't take the advantage of his wife absence is not a real man.me even if I marry I must chase other women-younger or older.But I will not let my self to be caught by my wife.

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Business / Palm Oil by owunnegodswill(m): 9:19am On Oct 03, 2014
If you are a palm oil merchant from the north.I am palm oil supplier from the east.I have lots of palm oil which I can sell to you any time you want.My contacts are 08187803879,uchechiowunne@gmail.com.call me if you are interested so that we can talk.
Phones / Please I Need To Be Directed by owunnegodswill(m): 10:25pm On Sep 25, 2014
I just bought a new black bery curve 2.it's my first time of using a black berry phone.I have subscribed for the one month data plan.I am using etisalat line.I want to watch or download movies online but I don't know how.please help,I am still a learner.
Jokes Etc / Re: Test Ur IQ by owunnegodswill(m): 6:36pm On Aug 23, 2014
Monday is the correct answer.throw more jare
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer Correctly by owunnegodswill(m): 11:36pm On Aug 20, 2014
U de follow am talk.na thunder go faya in left nyash.
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by owunnegodswill(m): 12:00am On Aug 15, 2014
@poster,u na correct man.i like all of them
Family / Re: Men Are NOT The HEAD Of The Family! Read My Reason! by owunnegodswill(m): 2:28pm On Aug 13, 2014
@ poster,thunder go fire ur left nyash there.jazibel,home breaker,man destroyer.Ajo nwanyi.
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Loughs by owunnegodswill(m): 9:28pm On Aug 05, 2014
Bomboclak.ya mama pon di toto
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Loughs by owunnegodswill(m): 6:50pm On Aug 05, 2014
A rasterman was having sex with a prostitute and the prostitute com mess.rastaman,bomboclack,i muan e not pay ya cos ya toto ano sweet.they started fighting till they reach outside where de met a police man.police man.watsa going on here.prostitute,i and i afuk ma toto rude buay ah refuse to pay i.rastaman,da bitch toto ah no sweet.policeman i gota test da toto ifi sweet rudebuay a gota go to jail.policeman,toto gwan,ya toto naa sweet.prostitute,is da hiv pon ma toto make ya na sweet.policeman,i gota die and leave this godam world.rastaman,i gota die and meet ja in babilon(both fainted).A woman rushed into a rastamans eye clinic.woman.my artificial eye ah gota miss pon ma stomach when i agota clean it.rastaman,jah babilon.u gota climb pon da bed and spread ya legs.woman.rudebuay wat a gwan pon ma toto.the rastaman pleaded with her that she have to do it that this is his profession.this is what happend when the rastaman saw the artificial eyes in her anus.jababilon,i muan ana see ashole stare at i before.A rastaman killed a lion and brought it home.the wife will cook dinner with it.they agreed they will not tell their children the type of meat it is.his son,pa watap of meat is this i muan na test it before.rastaman,is that ya mama ah cali me some times.his daughter started loughing and wispered to the brother's ear.is ashole dat ah ma ah cali papa wen pon di fight.
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Loughs by owunnegodswill(m): 6:44pm On Aug 05, 2014
If una need more make u na give me sign.
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Loughs by owunnegodswill(m): 6:40pm On Aug 05, 2014
A rasterman was having sex with a prostitute and the prostitute com mess.rastaman,bomboclack,i muan e not pay ya cos ya toto ano sweet.they started fighting till they reach outside where de met a police man.police man.watsa going on here.prostitute,i and i afuk ma toto rude buay ah refuse to pay i.rastaman,da bitch toto ah no sweet.policeman i gota test da toto ifi sweet rudebuay a gota go to jail.policeman,toto gwan,ya toto naa sweet.prostitute,is da hiv pon ma toto make ya na sweet.policeman,i gota die and leave this godam world.rastaman,i gota die and meet ja in babilon(both fainted).A woman rushed into a rastamans eye clinic.woman.my artificial eye ah gota miss pon ma stomach when i agota clean it.rastaman,jah babilon.u gota climb pon da bed and spread ya legs.woman.rudebuay wat a gwan pon ma toto.the rastaman pleaded with her that she have to do it that this is his profession.this is what happend when the rastaman saw the artificial eyes in her anus.jababilon,i muan ana see ashole stare at i before.A rastaman killed a lion and brought it home.the wife will cook dinner with it.they agreed they will not tell their children the type of meat it is.his son,pa watap of meat is this i muan na test it before.rastaman,is that ya mama ah cali me some times.his daughter started loughing and wispered to the brother's ear.is asshole dat ah ma ah cali papa wen pon di fight.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by owunnegodswill(m): 5:45pm On Aug 05, 2014
Chibanj dont mind the idiot.fun! Fum! Fum! Mumu de smell here sef.
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Loughs by owunnegodswill(m): 5:32pm On Aug 03, 2014
I need to know if people are reading this so that mua will flow into da trend
Jokes Etc / Just For Loughs by owunnegodswill(m): 5:06pm On Aug 03, 2014
A rastaman was having sex for the first time he stood up shouting ja muan! Ja muan! Ja muan.he rushed outside and brought a bucket of water and start pouring on the girls toto.the girl annoyed-bomboclak wata gwan,why rude buay ah po i muan wata at ma toto.rastaman apologising,doc se i muan is diabetic i muan should avoid sweet things dats wa i muan dilute ya toto,its too sweet for i muan. A rastaman rushed into a gun shop.rastaman give i muan some guns and bullet.the gun seller did what he said and collected money.after 30 munites he came back again with same request the gun seller cooperated again.after 30 munites he came back again with the same request.the gun seller afraid now-wat a rude buay ado with guns and bullet.rasta-man i muan wana shoot some cans.gun seller-watap of cans.rastaman,africans,americans,jamaicans,morocans.befor he could finish the gun seller run to safety for his dear life.rastaman,bomboclack rudebuay i muan ga blo ya blood clat heda.
Health / Ebola by owunnegodswill(m): 9:20am On Jul 31, 2014
I have read severally on nl of people using the word ebola.what is ebola?can some one please tell of what is ebola.
Food / Re: Preservation Of Eggs by owunnegodswill(m): 11:10pm On Jul 30, 2014
Thank u very much i really appreciate what u just told me now
Food / Preservation Of Eggs by owunnegodswill(m): 8:50am On Jul 30, 2014
Can eggs be preserved in the refrigerator?if no,what is the best way to preserve eggs.i like including them in my meals and i also make sure that my boys take them during their breakfast.now i want to buy them in crates and keep to my house.but i dont know how to store them.please i need idears on how to store it.
Jokes Etc / Re: Its Funny!! Laugh And Crack Your Ribs, Exciting Jokes, Best Comedy Gists by owunnegodswill(m): 7:26pm On Jul 25, 2014
More more more pls
Family / Re: Getting Married To The Right Woman by owunnegodswill(m): 6:43pm On Jul 24, 2014
@joel,my brother beware of std's,u know say i no de sweet with condoms.right now i am visualising,seeing u a broke man in the nest 20 years.
Family / Re: Getting Married To The Right Woman by owunnegodswill(m): 6:40pm On Jul 24, 2014
@joel,my brother beware of std's,u know say i no de sweet with condoms.
Family / Re: Getting Married To The Right Woman by owunnegodswill(m): 10:37pm On Jul 22, 2014
For sure u will enjoy her fresh soup.but let me bring to ur notice,only u can not feel that hole.and as the years role by u will be not strong enough to work for her.so dont complain when she employ's ghost workers to work for her.and u must be ready to forgive any behaviour she display cos she is still learning and u will continue to teach her.are u k with that.
Family / Re: Getting Married To The Right Woman by owunnegodswill(m): 9:19am On Jul 22, 2014
95% yes 5% no,for a small girl the chances of u having marriage problems with her is 50 50.so u can see for ur self.
Family / Re: Getting Married To The Right Woman by owunnegodswill(m): 9:23pm On Jul 21, 2014
At 18 what do a woman know about life.the only thing we de her mind is as long as the man is handsome i am k with him.handsomeness is not the most impotant quality in a man.so u see she an 18 years old girl is still imature

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Family / Getting Married To The Right Woman by owunnegodswill(m): 7:12pm On Jul 21, 2014
I believe that boyfriend/girlfriendship is between a boy and a girl.and that marriage is between a man and a woman.then why do our men take delight in marrying small girls who doesnt know anything about marriage.these small girls always give person wahala.i go marry my fellow adult.the one we i senior with 1 or 2 years.which type u wan marry?tell us ur reason.me i go tell una my own reasons.lols!!!
Food / Canda(pkomo) by owunnegodswill(m): 2:15pm On Jul 17, 2014
I like eating canda.but the fact still remains that i dont know its nutritonal contents.can any one please tell me the nutritional contents of canda.
Agriculture / Genetically Improved Bananas And Plantains by owunnegodswill(m): 1:58pm On Jul 16, 2014
Where in nigeria can i get those bananas and plantains that their genes are biochemically improved in order to yield giant size harvest.please i need advice and good guidance.thanks and god bless.
Jokes Etc / Re: Shocking Discovery by owunnegodswill(m): 11:26pm On Jul 15, 2014
What are u talking about she is saying that u are the only person that knows that she wear pant in that house.is that all u can say to defend ur self.
Romance / Re: I De Suspect My Girl by owunnegodswill(m): 6:54pm On Jul 15, 2014
If i put an open attack to that lady my girl might take sides with her and see me as the enemy.i go treat her Bleep up without my girl knowing.i must disgrace her for this campus.
Romance / Re: I De Suspect My Girl by owunnegodswill(m): 6:47pm On Jul 15, 2014
My girl still allow me to flog her.but she is denying of having anything intimate with that lady.
Romance / I De Suspect My Girl by owunnegodswill(m): 7:33am On Jul 14, 2014
I de suspect my girl seriously these days.there is this lady that is very close to her.they practically do every thing together including bathing.during the first period they entered the bathroom you will not hear any sound after some time they will start loughing.recently when they were loughing inside the bathroom my girl told her dont do that again uche is here na.when they came out the lady no carry better eye de look me.my girl said she is her course mate.this lady is at least 8 years older than my girl.when ever she is around my girl practically avoids me.the lady even jokingly told me that i am one of the people we de jelous them.several times my girl will go and sleep in her place,the lady does that too.these days anything is possible.i wan take action but i need advice first.this lady fit de practice lezy with my luvgirl.
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious African Proverbs by owunnegodswill(m): 11:17pm On Jul 13, 2014
A woman that is riding bysicle is warning her toto

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