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JUST DIGEST AMMMM,

European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan
that would become known as 'Euro-English' .

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy.

The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This
should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one
less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with
'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more
komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent
'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from
vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil
hav a real sensibl riten styl.

zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Peas and lov to yu.

Let us all start speaking this simplified English


CHELSEA FOR LIFE
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DO UNTO OTHERS WAT U WANT THEM 2 DO UNTO U

Guys don suffer

u ar just tryin to pull our leg, right!!!

Best of luck in ur search

I think dis issue sud nt brin any quarel btw u guy as every one has a right to veiw an opinion.

Well wat i see expecialy here in Lagos is dat there ar lot of ladies wit growing tummy and wen u ask dem hw come they can reaaly explain how dey came abt it.

But i quess it because of the junk foot dat dey eat dis days, it contain alot of fat thus making them the ladies to grow fat threrby making d tummy to grow big.

My advise to girl dat have big tummy is dat dey sud watch wat the eat and to lot of exercise (sit up will do d magic)

Wishing u all a stress free wkend

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FOOTBALL TALK
As we all know Nigeria was draw along side Benin republic, Mali and the Ivory coast in the next year African cup of nation.
With the current form of the players of those country in our group, what do u think are the chances of Nigeria national football team (the super eagles) are at the next Africa football nation cup holdin in Ghana next Year(2008)?  
hav a nice day as u drop ur veiw.