frank3.16:

sexy, my dog is in its heat period, i really need u to come and do what u like doing best with dogs, just bend over. (promise i wont watch)

abeg na my dog first before your dog

patwhizkid:

I neeeeeeeeeeeed bloooooooood. . .

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,the world is in trouble tonight

tubabie:

Come in your tens of thousands nurrin will happen!!
If i ask for thunder to fire your PC now they will say am mean, where did u come up with such lies about me?
Tufiakwa!!

because you dey attend olumba olumba or cele you wan try us abi?ok we go see

Kelvinj:

@pervert
because i tel u say i wan cum ur meetn u dey f**k up. Wel guez u neva see mamiwater b4. No try me, or else
CLASH OF D TITANS(2) GO HAPPEN.

shakara oloje ni,all na shakara.   Next person winch plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,somebody have broked your heart ass, no problem go ahead and begin to do am with dog, but with only local dog in your area o o,no go try am with alsatian or bull dog  _{ewu dog lover}


abeg my bingo{dog} would like to take the first shot _{bingo is big, strong and reliable}

IFELEKE:

sweety mi,
Bawo ni?

magun de ma a mu e lenu

Ifelepon sorry mo mean ifeleke so are re o,ma ro ibi sim rara o

eran igala eran jije ni

tubabie:

O gbiyanju, ko bad ju . . . . . . . .years="odun" not "ojo" . O kaabo, omo ire bii iyan!

@tubabie so you gbo yoruba,ha you don enter turobul with me me and you go wear the same skirt for her _{huuun enu e kan}

ElRazur:

**Dressed in nothing but reds pant with a dried monkey skull hanging down my neck**

Ogun'lakaye, Osunmo'le. Olomile fi eje we. Olasho'nle fi mukumu bora. Wo ni mo ji loni mo rin gini, morin ginigini wo'ja.

Inaa eru kin jo eru.

Inaa ewiri kin jo ewiri.

Owoh ni ti igi owoh

Omo kekere ki fi igi owoh da'naa.

Ohun ti aba wi fun ogboh.

Lo'gboh 'un gbo

Ohun ti aba wi fun ogboh

lo gboh 'un gha.

Gbogbo nkan ti ba fi enu mi so ni oni ase ni ko ma je.

**Spit three times**


Now, who wants some blessing?

baba oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
welcome olori awo,where have you beans since?your wife patwhizkid has beingwaiting for you since but abeg make una no do konko below for here o you know it is against our rule,make una reach house before una go do touch your toe i mean orobokibo

joobreel:

@tubabie: u have been interested in wizardry since ur kindergarten days. i am sure u didnt just read wizard of Oz. abeg, apply for recruitment.

no mind the babe na style she dey take dey apply

patwhizkid:

I oloriegbe 1 of the whole world is in the house. . .let all cobra remain harmless!

iya ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
where have you beans since all these days?sorry i forget say you go iraq and india to drink sobo{blood} abeg try clean your mouth blood stain dey there
iya ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tubabie:

You peeps on this thread are too funny!!
PERVERT9 you are warped, silly wizard of Oz. Cowardly One

ok whether i be warp,silly,wizard or cow, you go see tonight when we visit you,thank God the way i dey look you your blood go sweet well well to digest the meat wey we go chop tonite

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm another yahoo yahoo on the loose _{make una no mind am na ajegunle the ogbologbo dey squat o}

joobreel:

NOBILLA or whats that ur name sef? were u really fronting or it was just an initial gragra. u saw the thread, joinned, yabbed and now begging for friendship (or was to join the coven)

u should have come out straight from the start.

TO THE MEMBERS OF THE COVEN, I LOVE SEEING BLOOD BUT I HAVE NOT TASTED IT BEFORE. HOW CAN I JOIN?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH_{laughing the witch style}

the way you dey laugh show say you go be strong member for this society he be like say winchcraft dey flow for your blood welcome jare

no mind mobilla na initial gragra the guy wan do for us but him don see say we pass am

nobilia:


Neither am I a witch nor a wizard. I said that I may be in a position to clear, explain, help those that may think there is something metaphysical about their life.

abeg no talk am again, i put it to you say you be 1st class winch,ogbologbo aje aye ati orun _{na only thief fit track the feet of a thief on a hill}

Dr Kitaun:

food for thunk !!!

dokita na which one be food for thunk?who dey talk of food for here?ol boy you too like food o

tkb417:

EastBay
if we dont buy now, SAF will buy in January if we need to.
In SAF i trust.

me too

~Sauron~:

It seems stupidity platelets flow in your veins ceaselessly.
Are u paid to constitute an idiot on a forum?

What makes SAF stingy?
Is it his fault European players don't want to play in the EPL?

abeg told them

nobilia:

Poster, forgive me for coming into your post. Hope we can still be friends

sure man, without due process with all playsex pleasure [b]welcome broda man,one rod love[ /b]

goodass:

se waa je ebo to wa ni idi iroko? ebo yen maa yo e gan. awon iwin so pe ki n gbee fun e. .

mi je ebo, amo ma je obo   dont ask me whose own because she knows nose herself

Iyara:

LWKMD!
The poster who wrote in tongues was particularly hilarious.

that,s the spirit and the essence of creating the thread

mayrho:

Funny as it may seem am sure there are real witches here

yes ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and there is nothing you can do about it,if you can,t beat us you join us

nobilia:

why should they remove people,s posts? you never hear of freedom of expression before?

I thought this is was a serious post but for the poster to say the above, I pass.

It took me years to learn metaphysics and I wouldn't make fun of my self outta here. The poster should know that making fun of what is real to some people for the sake of having a post is very very inconsiderate. You should go to joke section but  it is your kindda guys that makes nairaland childish. We have professionals, great individuals that come here to relate to our people but when kids like you are brought to homepage, it says a lot about what this site is all about.

excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me,everyone has his/her reason{s} for coming here,i dont know why you come here and i dont want to know .

Who cares about what you read in school?if you want to display your metaphysics,mystquie or whatever  go ahead and open your site or forum,but guess what? you wont succeed in decieving anybody here, except gullible people like you with all those bullshit.

You called me a kid,that,s ok by me metushella,i come here to have my fun and i am really having it, thousands of you put together cannot stop me from doing just that .

i wonder what happened to your sense of humour?

metaphysicss my foot _{hisses and walks away}

chance ko chance ni

Busta:

No need to mince words with you . . . you name says it all.

yes oooooooooooooooooo, unfortunately your own name{busta} no fit burst us

drossy:

awwww, sweettypie is scared!!! , lol, shes gonna have nightmares, OF ME DEEP IN HER JUGULAR!!! , (aafter she invites me in, and clears all dem garlic off her kitchen!!)

definitely we shall pay her a vist tonight and see how sweet her sweety pie is

sweetpie23:

please stop it this could come true

hey hey hey hey someone is scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed,dont worry we wont eat you,we would only play with you and you gonna enjoy it

nobilia:

Moderator pls remove irrelevant posts from this particular post. You do not need to label yourself a witch or wizard before you bring your spiritual knowledge to the fore front to help your fellow men and women that may be in darkness about what spiritual knowledge is all about. I am a christian but I can be able to help individuals that needs to know more on spiritual knowledge or may have spiritual problems. Let us not joke about this, bring your problems that may be witch and wizard related. There will be authentic lessons on exorcism, truth of existence, classifications of powers, application and absolution.
Wizards, witches, related individuals are free to ask their questions. I am very busy and may not address all cases but I can when I can.

why should they remove people,s posts? _{you never hear of freedom of expression before?}

sweetpie23:

who is the founder of this website? do something

abeg comot here you no read the topic before you enter?na so una go dey pretend say una dey holy and for night we no go find una for bed una don fly go do meeting

Busta:

Witches and Wizards on NL?
Olounmaje!!

hmmmmmmmm sidon there dey form,we go jam for meeting tonight

drossy:

we the vampires fit join our true blood "'bottled wine" dey outta stock!!!

welcome to our world

nickybayo:

i'm new here

em em
i beg no vex oh, i dey fear make una no come eat me

i won join una
wetin be d requirement?

the most important requirement na your interest,after that no worry we go look for you and as i dey see you your mouth need blood

galatico:

I bind you in the name of Jesus!!!

na today,you don forget say your pastor and founder of your place of worship be our olori egbe

sweetpie23:

i hope one of them wouldn't pass through my computer and eat me

you are too tiny for us to eat moreover yor blood no clean enough for our mouth

sweetpie23:

witches

na wetin abeg close your mouth jo you come dey do like say you dey new for our society

Nezan:

May Jesus blood destroy all the witches and wizards on NairaLand.

see your mouth,you no know say 85% of nairalanders be member?and you are about to be initiated very soon,we still dey screen your blood to see say you no get hiv/aids

the face fit dey unattractive but wetin she carry for in between her legs fit be centre of attraction _{the body of the motor no matter na how the engine dey work matter pass}

tubabie:

@ goodass

What's my name doing in your post
Thunder fire your keyboard and phone to pieces!!! _{whichever one you used to post it}
All you fake witches and lazy wizards are below me.
Am not joining na be force?
Windsor castle ko, onitsha night market ni

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,somebody dey take sytle beg to join our society,no worry you dont need to beg us to join us,we go study you well well before we consider you,as you be member of olumba olumba i no say you go be strong member very soon and blood go fit your mouth well well we go check you out tonight by 1a.m

whiteroses:

confession of a which: oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaa ooooooooo i am a which aje ni mi sugbon aje jesu nimi

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm _{one our agents wey we plant for church and mosalasi{mosque}}

k-aina:

U ar most welcome Chairman pervert.

Lady whiteroses here raised some rather interesting questions and observations, and I had to reveal my IDENTITY, albeit prematurely.

So how have been your travellings and sojourn thru d 4 corners of this earth?

thank you jare my broda,my journey was ok,i had a real swell bloody time at brazil,their blod na helele,i would advice you to vist there one of these days

my fellow winches and winzards i greet una o,say i no come here for sometime,i being go china and brazil to import fresh blood for our annual meeting coming up soon,make una forgive me o

whiteroses:

being a witch is better than being an ogboni cos from your profile i see you are from igbo irunmole obviously you are an ogboni cultist i know you feel threatened but no worries i'm tatally harmless even though we are arch enemies

baby baby no worry yourself winch na winch,welcome to our kingdom

Where is Seun Osewa the owner of nairaland?its being a while,is he out of the country or has he been kidnapped by the millitants in the niger delta abi debosky,iice,mukina and all other moderators don corner nairaland from the guy? me i no trust all these moderators o,especally debosky,that guy na ogbologbo

do it by sleeping with all the guys in his place of work plus including the driver and security men there,thereafter come to nairaland and sleep with all the men here

events at MAN U as overtooked all these things una dey talk,MAN U IS BIGGER AND BETTER THAN BEFORE abeg mr operator remove this tread.






U N I T E D E V E N I N T H E G R A V E

abeg make una no blame the guy him mama wey dey waka for am spritually don die and so the boy no fit perform again una think say he dey easy

cabali:

I truely am afraid to make that statement but I know we will get our way around it.

that,s my man accepting defeat even before the beginning of the season

Kingsleyinfo:

the fear of chelsea is the begining of wisdom, @all we are coming out strong this season
we have the ability of champions
up blues

sidon there dey make yourself happy,na so una talk last season and season before the last,nothing for chelSTINK now or in the future

C H E L S E A S T I N K S

feasy1:

Pervert9,

That wasnt funny

eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,sorry o _{broda yo lokan eyin la koko ri}

k-aina:

Why u dey fall my hand like dis now?
Wey i dey think say we go crown you as the "IYA OSHORONGA" of NL.
What else do u think item 7 go be? abi make I send the secret recipee to u?

no mind am jare she sabi the thing na pretend she dey pretend you no see as blood full her mouth,she be olori aje of nl