These APC bigots are real actors. The script of this shooting (movie) was written long ago. The shooting and released of the movie was timely and well executed, and so many Nigerians are fooled, but not the vast majority of Nigerians who can see beyond APC propaganda and lies.

Click like if #YouAreNotDeceived

Peanut compared to the trillions he stole

Thanks Abdul for ur response. But I had tried that, it didn't work. I raised the bucket above the machine, yet the pressure remained the same.

Firstly, I don't know the best section on the forum to post this, so this could be the wrong place for it, if it is, pls 4give me. And also, I may not be able to explain this issue very well, please bear with me...

I have an automatic washing machine that requires water inlet only from a tap.

I have no borehole, so I thought constructing a tap from a bucket will help. Unfortunately, the machine requires a tap with water pressure.

The question is, how do I make the tap from a bucket, pump water with more pressure?

Please I need urgent response cos my wife is on my neck right now. Lol

So what the latest on ASUU strike, anybody with info?

31. They love to start a sentence with the words "like seriously"

32. They can't stand straight to urinate without disgracing themselves

Pls let's discontinue this thread. Lying is bad, I hate lying and lairs. I HAVE NEVER TOLD A LIE BEFORE.

Asotech Mayor: Personally
Personally..... .......X3
Personally..... .......x3
Personally I once had it

I don tire to feed my body
I just dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked it
People reason dat am joking like it
Aaaah....... Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........ them no wan gree
Them say FG no gree pay
*Chorus*
Personally... Professionally, this strike is nt intentionally
But the effect is physically, do they want us to go radically,
Emotionally, psychologically ,
our girls forcefully are going biologically
sexually,dramatically and them sey them no wan gree
*Chorus*
Yeah exceptionally
We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove internationally
Nawa......... Nawatically
Waka......... Na from my dictionary
Saga.... them no wan gree
They say them no wan gree..
Eku odun ASUU ooo, asheyi sha modun.
Oya LAUGHically and SHAREtically.

Personally personal personally
how I go take laughically
When this strike deh disturb me emotionally
Psychologically, I knw sey d strike dey worry u mentally
Seriously, dis lecturers no get integrity
Dem just dey fight for there personal economy
dem no get time for our academy
Spiritually, maybe we go fight them prayerfully
Socially, my people make I greet una gud evening

Wonders shall not cease

acidtalk:

I waited patiently for a silly person to say this and it appears Nairaland's second runner up dum*best member won the award this time.

When Picture of a cow with a horse picture came up years back, you people said it was Pgotoshop.

When of recent a dog with a human face came online, you all refuted the story.

Now this has come up and a silly senseless kid is still saying its Photoshop.

If you don't believe God has the Ultimate Power to ulter and create whatever He wills then just come out and say it instead of pretending to be a christian with the mind of an atheist.

The Air your breath, day and night, growing plants, your sleep, flying birds, child birth and a billion others are all signs of the Miracles of God Almighty. But only those with instinct and intellect will reflect and Praise God for this.

Still...be patient bro, d end time is indeed here. Hahahahahahaha

spywareczar: notin good coms 4 free, jst let dat sink in a bit

A lot of gud tins comes for free. D air u r breathing, hw much did u pay for it? D.... Don't even get me started on d list of free stuffs we enjoy daily.

spywareczar: I stopped makin free logos coz sum pple re ungrateful ãήϑ most of em aint crioz, they will demand 4 logo in dis thread, demand 4 logo again on d next free logo thread and d rest of d free logo thread, and most of them don't even use d logos Ɣøµ took your time 2 design, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ only demand 4 it coz its a free logo thread, anyone who's crioz will pay 4 it, even ϊƒ its as low as N500, it'll show D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ rili need D̶̲̥̅̊ logo

Ofcos, pple will always abuse the free stuffs. But it also bless a lot of peeps. Don't be discouraged @Ugo et al ..... U shall remain blessed 1 way or d oda... Keep d faith!

Mr. Speacker, I'm flabbergasted and overwhelmed, my mind is burglarized and my brain is contused, now am very confuse by d selfishness, greediness and corrupt nature of parliamentarians.

Mr. speacker, this behaviour exhibiting by my colleagues is not only unethical but it's repugnant to development.

sir, I hereby move a motion for the immediate GRANTING of AMNESTY to all dis corrupt thives.

thank u sir.

El Guapo:

Serious matters like granting Boko Haram amnesty when we're supposed to be Using the right Units in fishing them Out!

U knw, na small small dem dey take chatch monkey....grant em amnesty, den take em out.....

zeerust: Pls help me with repligo reader v2.1.0.1 activation,my pin is 2A55830D

0977686654

El Guapo:

Sir here I am...

Went to perform some Azonto dance with Mgbeke in my matrimonial bed

How was ya performance in the project, and what was hon. Mgbeke's reaction?

Mr. Speacker, the proposal by one of the most notorious criminal, 419er, unrealistic, money launder, a dubious embezzler, a pain in d house, d untrustworthy, unfortunate colleague of ours, must not be given any serious attention. This man has never got any contract given to him done completely. Why should we in our right mind award such a gigantic contract to him.

Mr speacker, let's rather award d contract to my good self to ensure effectiveness and efficiency.

vizboy: I wish to pass a motion for the distribution of fetilizers to farmers. So that the development in the agric sector can increase.

THINKING: ABEG make una do pass these bill make i see if i go fit hammer small thing from inside take complete money for my jet and that my house make i dey build for sky

*moved to AKA hon. Vizboy n whispered to him* "u knw am very influential in dis house, if u want dis bill passed, u nid my support. Let 30% of d contract sum be my portion then u get my support. What sayest thou?"

So sad I could not get activation code for POCKET OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONERY 9th edition after searching d internet for months.

At times nairaland is jst d land for solutions. Can anybody help?

vision2050: Yes because you said you are mad.
Can you support Arsenal?

No o I wasn't d next u were.

And yes arsenal is my club 4Eva; tonite we r kickin asssses




@ game
No I don tieh 4 d game

Can you marry a (wo)man who is 10 years older than you?

With due respect to the womanhood, women should not be in dis house. Dey should b in their husbands kitchen doing kitchen things... Who voted hon. Mgbeke into dis honourable house? Mr speacker, I hereby move a motion to ban all women from contesting n taking positions in the senate.

So I propose we make our alawei 700% of our BC. Pls Mr speacker

xynerise:
*calls the security* Take this leper out of here.


Alawie increase has been approved. A 10% increase to all senators' alawie and 30% increase to the Speaker and Deputy speaker's alawie.


ONE NIGERIA

With all due respect Mr speacker, 10% increment is nothing compare to the cost of. D jet n other stuffs. In case u forgot, let me remain u of our current alawei

Monthly Allowance of Nigerian Senator,
Basic Salary (BS) = N2,484,245.50
Hardship Allowance: 50% of Basic Salary =

N1,242,122.75
Constituency allowance: 200% of BS =
N4,968,509.00
Furniture Allowance: 300% of BS =
N7,452,736.50
Newspaper allowance: 50% = N1,242,122.70
Wardrobe allowance: 25% = N621,061.37
Recess Allowance: 10% = N248,424.55
Accommodation: 200% = N4,968,509.00
Utilities: 30% = N828,081.83
Domestic Staff: 35% = N863,184.12
Entertainment: 30% = N828,081.83
Personal Assistance: 25% = N621,061.37
Vehicle Maintenance Allowance: 75% =
N1,863,184.12
Leave Allowance : 10% = N248,424.55
One off payments (Severance gratuity): 300% =
N7,452,736.50
Motor Vehicle Allowance: 400% of BS =
N9,936,982.00
Total per month = N29, 479, 749.00

Mr. Speaker, if u don't act, am going to move a motion for impeachment

Yes

nobody is 100% normal for 24 hours in a day. Or do you think my expertise statement is wrong?

vizboy: @speaker
Just got info of a new model jet why dont we pass a bill to increase our alawie

Mr. Speaker, am in total support of the motion. My girlfriend need a private jet for her travels..... That necessitate d need for an increment of our alawei so I can buy one for her. Pls Mr. Speaker, we need to act fast

Honourable colleagues, am hon. ChopDmoni, BY south sen. Dist., pls let der b orderliness in d house and let's deliberate on dis election thing. Thank u Mr. Speaker

bright007: emphatic No
Do you love your enemies?

No. But I pray 4 Dem though

Have u said any words of prayer today? Be honest.