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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:42pm On Jun 05
Proserpina:
Funny enough, he's been the one typing epistles filled with insults grin grin grin . Dude was giving references with author's quotes. There's a stage one would so much want to proof a point that madness will come in grin cheesy cheesy grin.

Fighting shadows since yesterday, isn't that amusing? grin

And still playing the victim while at it.
I had to go check my comments to see where I claimed to be finer than his wife before he posted her pictures. I no find am. I don't care about his wife and kids looks. undecided



Proserpina:
grin grin grin grin grin

Person wey I no even reason him matter cheesy cheesy grin

He has been screaming award and belt since like his life depends on it. grin grin cheesy grin

No one really cares about him, tbh. He chose to make himself the subject.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:30pm On Jun 05
Wotowotoman:


I wan check whether dem get justification to dey insult you since yesterday na cheesy

If na she be Eva, she fine pass all of them wey dey insult you your life. No mind them…

Lol. Stop telling lies, please. Nobody has insulted him since yesterday. He drew first blood and has been the one insulting. No one claimed to be finer than his wife either. He is just fighting himself.

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Family / Re: Advise Needed! Cheating Wife by pocohantas(f): 6:23pm On Jun 05
DaniDani:


You are a lady I respect here so much. This response here is unlike you, what happened, what changed, why are you encouraging him to destroy his home, I suspect you are trying to be witty but he may not grasp it!

It is not destroying his home. Nobody should be made to ENDURE a cheating partner. He should divorce her and marry another wife.

Would you think I was being witty if the poster were female? I bet you wouldn't. ✌️

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:03pm On Jun 05
Proserpina:
I hope he knows that we really don't care. Las Las we will gift him adult diapers for his time and efforts grin grin

He isn't aware. Probably thinks we are now shit-scared of him. Person wey go still collect another day. grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:55pm On Jun 05
Proserpina:
This one is still disgracing himself here. grin cheesy

He is trying to show us he no dey tire. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji: I Didn't Change My Son's Surname, He Has Always Answered Ikeji by pocohantas(f): 4:32pm On Jun 05
designking:
This is one reason Igbo girls no dey quick see husband.

If she takes in for you while dating, the pikin go dey answer her father's surname even if you dey cater for all your child's need.

This tradition is too archaic.

Nope! The father clearly said he doesn't want any association with the child. She insisted he is the father and they can do a DNA, but the man refused to acknowledge the child even after birth. I guess she had to do the needed to blur him out.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:15pm On Jun 05
descarado:

You have an extremely low self esteem for you to post those pictures.
Go and work on your esteem.
Also pull them down.


My own is his kids pictures. Why would you post your kids pictures over a banter? I keep going back to those pictures and I shudder.

E shock me. I can't lie.


Now, all of you OLD WITCHES should do the honourable thing by sliding off my mentions...

Nobody was ever in your mentions dude.
You took up a fight that wasn't yours and got yourself worked up for nothing.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:04pm On Jun 05
Post your family pictures.
Post your kids school.
Post enough of their pictures.
Admitted to staying at Sangotedo.

Quick Google search shows the school is in the same axis. Exposing your family to such risk for what exactly?

To prove your wife is finer than who?

May God give us sensible partners and parents.


Bye!

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 3:55pm On Jun 05
Post my picture for wetin?
This one thinks we are all foolish sha.
Please post more of your family. We are here to see your fine wife. The most beautiful woman in Nigeria. grin grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 3:51pm On Jun 05
If you like, post your wife's private part to show it is tight(er). Comparing his family picture to food. God abeg! grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 3:45pm On Jun 05
See as person post im family picture on top Nairaland banter and expects me to follow suit.

Never marry a fool out of desperation.

grin grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 3:39pm On Jun 05
Na the shop wey im dey branch to squeeze face ahead of knacks be this. grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 3:32pm On Jun 05
Spits on ugly face...

Finer than me indeed. You wish. grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 3:13pm On Jun 05
The tale of the stubborn fly.

Such an ugly old full...

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Family / Re: Advise Needed! Cheating Wife by pocohantas(f): 1:57pm On Jun 05
Due to all that has happened in the past year, I am already doubting the paternity of one of our three children and contemplating a divorce. Please advise!

Please do a DNA and divorce her.
Don't let anyone stop you or tell you otherwise. There are millions of women waiting to replace your alleged adulterous wife.

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Romance / Re: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by pocohantas(f): 8:06am On Jun 05
doggedfighter:


As soon as boys saw the chats the discourse changed to outrage about why they should set their prices so high.

Forgetting that we still have a serial killer out there from the look of things.

The speed with which they announced he was shot while escaping left me thinking there's something fishy going on.

Man is still alive. Maybe he is in Togo or Ghana now.

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Romance / Re: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by pocohantas(f): 7:57am On Jun 05
doggedfighter:



Goshhhh !
The shoes look weird and creepy 😱

Saw online that he committed a similar offence in Milton Keynes, UK and escaped to Nigeria to continue his ways. If he had remained in the UK, they would have put him behind bars. But this is Nigeria, we would go round in circles and police would tell us he was shot by a hunter. No one is asking for his body and bloggers are already faking 1m chats.

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Romance / Re: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by pocohantas(f): 6:59am On Jun 05
doggedfighter:


Poco , where did you see the man's shoes 😂😂😂😂

On IG o. Let me find the link for you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/C7yI-3OMSZt/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

That is it.

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Romance / Re: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by pocohantas(f): 10:12pm On Jun 04
Bloggers would milk this for traffic.

1m deal indeed. cheesy cheesy

Something doesn't add up with their movement though and the man's shoes are weird.

I would have freaked out at the sight of those shoes. 😂😂😂

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 9:47pm On Jun 04
cococandy:


This should be laminated and pasted in all young girls classrooms.

Because some of us call them out for this BS mentality they term it bitterness due to being “evening newspapers”.

Like we can still be married and recognize that marriage is the be all and end all of a woman’s life. Right? You’d think that’s common sense 🙄

I would have thought it is common sense, but somehow they keep missing it and accusing us of being bitter. All that is their scope to shut you up, so that they can have free reign.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 8:59pm On Jun 04
Proserpina:
I have seen the pictures. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Internet is truly a leveler o. Man come dey call you wetin he suppose change his full name to. He's freaking old to be doing this nonsense nah! Person wey I fit kneel down to greet 😂🤣😂 .
Folake is right about paying the photographer extra.. He did a lot on the picture on his dp. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


Same thing on my mind! That's an entire album grin Folake come and explain oooo. cheesy grin I don dey fear o.

Indeed he is. I love seeing their pictures because it puts a lot into perspective and helps me solidify my resolve to ignore.

If not kolos, why would the person in those pictures be calling me old? If he isn't that old, then he has no reason to drag anyone for ageing. He is ageing and poorly too.

This one is not before that I ignore their snide remarks and berating. I am petty now. Calm and humility doesn't work with them.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 8:18pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


Check ya mail. grin

Two of una no be better human being at all.
Especially you.

Proserpina:
Share it make I see grin grin grin grin
He go hear am today grin grin grin

Smh. I wonder how she got those pictures.
Na why I no dey social media be this. Na only for NL you fit find me. To type epistle, post food and blurred pics. grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 7:39pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


My first day of resumption at my workplace, I woke up to a flooded street despite staying in an estate. The compound sef was flooded. I was SHOCKED. I wore crocs to work on my first day (shoes in my bag), my trousers I neatly folded them ehn.

Hmm.

Lol. Maybe as you dey chook leg inside water, you go jam Elumelu. As our yellow suit oga done talk say you meet elites there. grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 7:14pm On Jun 04
GloriousGbola:


we had a project for a big time card dealer with a show room around lekki phase one. one weekend it rained and the whole area was flooded. na because i dey drive pickup or it would have been a real mess. as for the client he was stranded in banana island in his mansion with the water up to waist height.

the whole place is a big arse contradiction.

The first time I saw flood in Phase1, I was shocked when I came out to go to work in the morning. I saw non-flooded streets though.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 7:06pm On Jun 04
folake4u:



The service charge is crazyyyyyyy!!!!
We haven't even talked about the flood during rainy season. Entering flood going to work and coming back home. Agungi and environs come to mind. E remain make them do boat for that side, make we kuku know say na Noah's Ark regime we dey. grin

Seeeeeeee!!! My face was burning and my whole body itching. Island water is a No No for me please.

I stand with my Mainland.

To truly enjoy the Island, you need money. You need money to stay in those estates with 24/7 light. This electricity tariff we are crying over, some Island people have been paying more since 1902! Once you wake, bills start hitting you. If you are broke there, hunger and depression go almost finish you.

Let's not talk about Agungi's flood, please. cry

I enter the Island to flex and leave. We have the means to live there comfortably, but I outgrew it and decided not to go back.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:57pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


Sameeeeeeeeee omg!!!!

For this same Lagos mainland, it is the street agberos and keke maruwa riders that call me "fine girl" till I start blushing or hype me or when I'm lost, they hold my hand and help cross road.

Imagine staying at Ajah and your workplace na VI or Yaba, Ajah traffic go first wound you.
Mtchewww!

Me kuku stayed at Lekki when I came to Lagos. Fake life everywhere and unnecessarily expensive. The water sef is brown. It was too bad that my white panties I had turned brown, I threw it away. How can somebody be buying 20 bags of sachet water and you'd be using to bathe and cook despite the "water treatment" available.

Na life be that?

Yes oh, ATTACK!!!!!!!!! As e dey pain them, e dey sweet us.

These are some of the sides they don't talk about. Or you will be paying exorbitant fees to treat water. If you have stabilised, then you can take such expense. But not a young person or average family. He keeps saying crawcraw, he has a higher chance of getting crawcraw with that Island water hard water. My skin reacted badly. I was always red and itching.


Proserpina:
That's what he wanted to make it seem like (fighting for the brotherhood) but the truth is he is just angry and wants to pick a bone with you. I think this is the second time I will see you two clash and he started both.

Hmmmmm we must investigate the cause of this anger. Why the hate? What's with him? You know him before? because I don't understand how someone will be angry with an online monicker o. 🤷

I hope he will come out to say what his problem really is someday.

Lol the lies they tell themselves to feel better grin cheesy

Hahahaha! Most of them carry a grudge after I give them hot. His own na because I tell am say living at Sangotedo doesn't make him better than people living on the mainland, Lagos.

I no lie na. grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:44pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


Sangotedo wey traffic and bad road been wan kill them? Leemao.

Before coming to Lagos, I used to hear "Oh you're ajebo, you can't stay on the Mainland" and I was thinking folks staying there are suffering or so.

Thank God for my "good head" and your advice too oh. I wash hand comot Island and fake life. Wetin be that? grin grin

I have never seen you broke-shame anybody, so he's just saying nonsense. Just pure bitterness and vile to women on the internet.

He needs to tip the photographer extra for adding small beauty. grin grin

I heard that a lot too and I thought I will be fighting agberos daily on the mainland. Or that the sun is hotter on the mainland. If you have to commute everyday, there are places on the Island that are the same or even farther distances than living on the mainland.

I think he tried to drag me for not having any Island living-experience and I told him I stayed at Lekki Phase1 and Oniru, so I know how expensive it is and I don't recommend it for young people starting life on an average income. Naso baba carry me for mind and me sef carry am. The best form of defence is attack.🤪🤪🤪

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:36pm On Jun 04
Jecci:
Forget all these Alfa mail. That was how one I have on my status everyday he says women are this and that
That they are gold diggers, lazy and entitled this and that. So I told him enough of all these your talks abeg everytime Nigeria girls did this and did that say if woman no dey favour am he should go and date his fellow man abeg.

I am sure the both of them will bring something to the table.
If woman no favor you date your fellow man abeg instead of coming online every eke market day to disturb our peace

It is very simple.
If you feel marriage no go favour you and we bring nothing, leave us for men wey wan marry. Wetin be your problem with single women and their flower age?

I won't let them be o. As far as Nairaland is concerned, na me and them whenever I have the time. grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:30pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


Yes. The dude is bitter and angry.

Person wey dey call Poco "old hag", four fingers dey point back to am. I don see him pictures. Life tuff for am.

Even that him DP sef, he suppose tip the photographer extra for adding filters here and there...

Omo! I am shocked I won't lie. shocked shocked

My first encounter with this guy, he was claiming people on the mainland are exposed to harsh life, ill training and we don't meet elites. Added that he stays at Sangotedo. I quoted him to ask which elite he has met and how it has improved his quality of life.

In 2024 he comes to tell lies of me brokeshaming him and claiming to live at highbrow areas. You sef know me. When you been dey come Lagos, first thing I told you was to avoid Island and any fake life in Lagos. I will be the last person to drag someone for staying on the mainland. But he goes about playing victim and claiming "brokeshaming". That is how they give a dog bad name to kill it.

I done see im face sha. E no worth my energy and I don't mean to sound immodest.

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