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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by murecool(m): 9:24pm On Aug 26, 2021
Macaroni ko, spaghetti ni

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by walozanga(m): 9:24pm On Aug 26, 2021
Una eyes go dey clear small small. U never see anything
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Winters23: 9:24pm On Aug 26, 2021
savcy:
There's not much Osinbajo can do to change the security situation of the country. He's a Vice President. He commands nothing that the President doesn't empower him to. I would cut him some slack.

Zombie brains like u deserve everything coming to you in this country

Because u want Osinbajo to be president does not mean he's not part of the problem

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Nobody: 9:24pm On Aug 26, 2021
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okefranci:
You called someone a comedian and you expect him to have brain,no way he's under hallucination
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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Nobody: 9:25pm On Aug 26, 2021
murecool:
Macaroni ko, spaghetti ni

Pain
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Munamu: 9:25pm On Aug 26, 2021
okefranci:
You called someone a comedian and you expect him to have brain,no way he's under hallucination

U are trying hard to justify your monthly 30k. Slowpoke!

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by rolams(m): 9:25pm On Aug 26, 2021
okefranci:
You called someone a comedian and you expect him to have brain,no way he's under hallucination


I don't know how possible it can be for you not to reason through your ANUS
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Steelsupplier: 9:26pm On Aug 26, 2021
okefranci:
You called someone a comedian and you expect him to have brain,no way he's under hallucination

Ina kogheli akogheli sad

Maybe some Igbo NLder will be kind enough to interpret that for you. undecided
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by enemyofprogress: 9:27pm On Aug 26, 2021
Onyi22:

Die alone undecided
las las you go still die
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by J2381: 9:28pm On Aug 26, 2021
yrex01:
failure get level bros
how do you measure or quantify that level?
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by murecool(m): 9:29pm On Aug 26, 2021
TOP 10 THINGS OSINBAJO HAS DONE

1. VP’s involvement in TECH brought about the following:
***Google Inc. in July 2020 announced plans to establish its first Google Launchpad Space outside the United States in Lagos
***Facebook, in September 2020 made public its decision to open an office in Lagos as part of its planned expansion in Sub-Saharan Africa.
***HUAWEI on the other hand last November promised the Vice President that the company will position Nigeria as a technology centre for the African continent and give more jobs to young Nigerians.

2. #EndSars Protest
***VP Osinbajo influenced the President to dissolve SARS as a unit of the Police Force

***VP Osinbajo brought about the idea of judicial panels in all states of the federation to deal with cases of police brutality. This was adopted by State governors at the National Economic Council.

3. #EconomicSustainabilityPlan
With VP Osinbajo chairing the Economic Sustainability Plan, the country was able to exit recession faster than anticipated. Several beneficiaries have benefitted from the various tracks such as the Payroll Support Track with 296,032 Employees , Youth Beneficiaries – 242,746 – 82%. The Artisan Track:
166,00 Artisans, Youth Beneficiaries – 64,740 – 39%, Others – 101,260 – 61%

Formalization Support Track
100,000 Business Names Registered
Youth Beneficiaries – 92,000 – 92%
Others – 8000 – 8%

***VP Osinbajo launched the ESP Cash Transfer Scheme facilitated through a wholly technology-based approach called the Rapid Response Register with plans to give 1million households COVID-19 N5000 monthly Cash Transfer for 6 months.

4. #MSMEs
***MSME Clinics have been held in 27 States, twice in Ebonyi across the country including the FCT. 7 One-Stop-Shops for MSMES - Cross River, Kwara, FCT, Abia, Bauchi, Osun, Plateau.

***FG has also launched Shared Facilities for MSMEs in Oyo, Bauchi, Benue, and Lagos. This is to allow MSMEs without the financial capacity to own their equipment and the opportunity to go into a fully equipped cluster style facility to pay a token to use such equipment.

***Over 400,000 MSMEs have so far participated in the MSME clinics nationwide. About 300,000 new business names have been registered by the Cooperate Affairs Commission (CAC) at a reduced 50% price of N5000, down from the normal N10,000.


5. #Social Investment Programmes - SIPs (under VP’s Office) over 12million direct beneficiaries
***Homegrown school feeding programme in 35 states feeding 9.9million children. More than 107,000 cooks engaged.
***Over 500,000 graduates benefitted from N-Power scheme.
***Over 2.3million market women, traders, artisans, farmers across all 36 states of the country and FCT, under Government Enterprise & Empowerment Programme, GEEP.
***Over 3million poor and vulnerable households have registered on National Social Register and more than 1million families are currently benefiting from Conditional Cash Transfer.

6. VP Osinbajo has always stood for the rule of law and in the interest of all Nigerians, regardless of ethnicity. In his capacity as VP, it was VP Osinbajo (then as Acting President) who fired the former DG, SSS, when he violated the sanctity of the National Assembly and violated the Nigerian constitution. VP Osinbajo defended democracy and described the invasion as an assault on Nigeria’s democracy that should not be tolerated. Also, Osinbajo Saved the party, APC, from litigation by suggesting APC EXCO members become Caretakers.

7. #EaseOfDoingBusiness
The work of the Presidential Enabling Business Environment Council (inaugurated by President Buhari in August 2016) and the Enabling Business Environment Secretariat (EBES) has resulted in Nigeria moving up 39 places on the World Bank’s Ease of Doing Business rankings since 2016. In the last 3 years, Nigeria has twice been adjudged one of 10 Most Improved Economies in the Rankings.

8. #NigerDeltaNewVision
VP Osinbajo embarked on a peace keeping mission across the Niger Delta states engaging in strategic engagements with stakeholders and people in the region to ensure that peace and stability are maintained. This ended the series of pipeline explosions, restored the maximum oil productivity, and helped terminate the recession. The take-off of the Nigerian Maritime University in Okerenkoko, Delta State. The University was granted approval in January 2018 by the National Universities Commission (NUC) to commence undergraduate degree programmes effective 2017/18 session and commenced academic activities on April 12, 2018. President Buhari approved 5 billion Naira in take-off grant for the Maritime University.


9. #NationalLivestockTransportationPlan
The NLTP is a creation of NEC, chaired by VP Osinbajo and State Governors and is completely distinct from the now-suspended RUGA: The RUGA initiative was suspended by President Muhammadu Buhari in July 2019. The VP had publicly rejected RUGA and instead articulated the NLTP which has six pillars through which it aims to transform the livestock production system in Nigeria, including through ranching along a market-oriented value chain while ensuring an atmosphere of peace and justice.



10. #EnergisingEconomies and #EnergisingEducation
Osinbajo approved the provision of solar power to markets around the country such as Ariaria in Aba, Sabon Gari in Kano, Sura in Lagos, etc, as part of the energizing economies initiative of the Rural Electrification Agency. VP Osinbajo also commissioned solar power plants in Universities such as Alex Ekwueme University, in Ebonyi, also Bayero University in Kano.

The VP is also canvassing for a just transition from gas to cleaner ways of energy for Nigeria and other African countries. He has also spoken on several occasions against the defunding of gas projects by international finance cooperations. He believes that Nigeria’s rich deposit of gas should be considered first as source of energy before we transition to cleaner energy.

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by flokii: 9:29pm On Aug 26, 2021
Neddstark:
Now every idiot wants to use Buhari's incompetence to stay relevant. Will you be a better president. You think its all about opening your rubber lips and making unfunny skits?

grin

Ewo tu ni rubber lips

The guy enjoys sexualizing women, pimping and sorts of that nature which doesn't put him in good light.

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by enemyofprogress: 9:29pm On Aug 26, 2021
okefranci:
You called someone a comedian and you expect him to have brain,no way he's under hallucination
God, did you create this one too in your own image? I don’t think so!

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Nobody: 9:30pm On Aug 26, 2021
J2381:
I'll seriously like to ask Mr. Macaroni which government isn't a failure since Nigeria's independent?
this set just redifine failure

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Wannabenz: 9:30pm On Aug 26, 2021
Boko boys dey overan military base for North ever since which one be NDA again?
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Munamu: 9:32pm On Aug 26, 2021
Hezzyluv:
DSS dey press-up for your matter firstgrin

If I lie, ask channels presenters.

What is your point? Not everyone is like me and you , who prefer to be second tier citizens for peace to reign.
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by ceejay10(m): 9:32pm On Aug 26, 2021
savcy:


And become politically irrelevant? You realise that in order to change the system, you must have a share of the system?
he still won't be politically relevant when the curtain falls on this abysmal government he's part of. So it's about been politically relevant than doing than doing the right thing? So much for a pastor and professor of law.

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by RodgersAkpafu: 9:33pm On Aug 26, 2021
murecool:
Macaroni ko, spaghetti ni
His second tweet was referring to air heads like you

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Akanoaaa(m): 9:34pm On Aug 26, 2021
J2381:
I'll seriously like to ask Mr. Macaroni which government isn't a failure since Nigeria's independent?


But this own is exceptional
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by RodgersAkpafu: 9:34pm On Aug 26, 2021
flokii:


grin

Ewo tu ni rubber lips

The guy enjoys sexualizing women, pimping and sorts of that nature which doesn't put him in good light.
Typical zombie and air head tactics
Attacking the messenger instead of the message

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Pharaohny: 9:35pm On Aug 26, 2021
Mr2019:


Shut ur stinking mouth angry



Always learn to avoid some idiots
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Lovenorth: 9:35pm On Aug 26, 2021
This macaroni is very useless and terrorists sympathizer
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Pharaohny: 9:37pm On Aug 26, 2021
Aphrygian:
only God can explain your stupidity
.
It's beyond human comprehension

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Segzy19: 9:38pm On Aug 26, 2021
Is this how silly you can be?
okefranci:
You called someone a comedian and you expect him to have brain,no way he's under hallucination

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by flokii: 9:40pm On Aug 26, 2021
RodgersAkpafu:

Typical zombie and air head tactics
Attacking the messenger instead of the message

Marcaroni is a PDP fan boy.. omo Atiku ni.

All these oju aye criticism is to enter mainstream politics. Remember no permanent friend or foe in politics. Atiku was baba of the day in Buhari son's wedding.

Even this rubber lips comedian will sing praises of APC tomorrow if they offer him sweets.

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by buckeyemedia: 9:41pm On Aug 26, 2021
J2381:
I'll seriously like to ask Mr. Macaroni which government isn't a failure since Nigeria's independence?
States, Local Government, Federal all Failed, system has failed, democrazy is a farce.

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by buckeyemedia: 9:42pm On Aug 26, 2021
flokii:


Marcaroni is a PDP fan boy.. omo Atiku ni.

All these oju aye criticism is to enter mainstream politics. Remember no permanent friend or foe in politics. Atiku was baba of the day in Buhari son's wedding.

Even this rubber lips comedian will sing praises of APC tomorrow if they offer him sweets.
Where the apple falls, Everyman has their price.

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by bodmas119(m): 9:43pm On Aug 26, 2021
Failed government
Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by Trumann: 9:44pm On Aug 26, 2021
phenomental40:
Mr macaroni what's ur agenda

Since you are mentally incompetent to decipher it, I'll have to spell it out to you clearly. His agenda is to ensure that your children don't get consumed by the current madness.

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by OpinionCounts(m): 9:46pm On Aug 26, 2021
savcy:
There's not much Osinbajo can do to change the security situation of the country. He's a Vice President. He commands nothing that the President doesn't empower him to. I would cut him some slack.

I think you are wrong.

There is a lot a vice president can do. The question is, Is he willing to do it for the love of his nation even at the detriment of loosing his position as vice president?

His loyalty is first to nation, then to the president, so except he is in agreement with all that his principal has been doing, there would have been clear cases which the entire nation would have seen where he had serious policy disagreements with his principal.

Not to say he would be in a public fight with his principal, but there would have definitely been statements or press releases etc from his kitchen cabinet that would suggest disagreement by the vice president with some of the presidents policies.

Look at the massacre of innocent helpless citizens going on everyday in the country, look at the issues of police and security agents brutality on innocent citizens, look at the skyrocketing prices of commodity and foodstuffs, look at the kidnap, banditry, herdsmen issues all over the country, look at the disregard for court orders by the presidency etc the list is endless. Which one has he disagreed with the president on?

There is a lot the vice president can do, but the question still remains, is he willing to risk being removed from office and loosing all his enjoyment as a price for standing for the truth in defense of the country he swore on oath to protect? Or will he just play along and keep enjoying himself at the detriment of the country citizens he swore to protect?

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Re: This Government Is A Failure - Mr Macaroni Tells Osinbajo by RodgersAkpafu: 9:46pm On Aug 26, 2021
flokii:


Marcaroni is a PDP fan boy.. omo Atiku ni.

All these oju aye criticism is to enter mainstream politics. Remember no permanent friend or foe in politics. Atiku was baba of the day in Buhari son's wedding.

Even this rubber lips comedian will sing praises of APC tomorrow if they offer him sweets.
What does that really have to do with anything ?

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