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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Shaneroberts: 5:05pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:
I dey knack my husband steady. I have never denied that. He is 6'4 and huge. His energy in bed no be here.


Evidence dey for my knacking, if you get what I mean. But no try feel say you reach.

The things I choose to be silent on, leave them. Make you no cry.

grin grin

Na lie. Oya show am.
Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:08pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:


No wonder na. They only say I love you to him when it is time for purchase. grin grin

Biko I love you is our own thing here o.
It is Words of Affirmation.
Aaaarrrrggghhhh! What do I have to do to rid myself of this stubborn ECZEMA? cheesy cheesy cheesy

First of all, are you so dvmb as to always take words out of context?

Secondly, isn't it a sign of chronic mental illness to always try hard to convince a stranger on a faceless forum that you're living a HAPPY LIFE? cheesy cheesy cheesy

So, my life has become so fascinating to you that you have to dig up my old posts? Darling, thanks for being a FAN! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by folake4u(f): 5:08pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:
I dey knack my husband steady. I have never denied that. He is 6'4 and huge. His energy in bed no be here.


Evidence dey for my knacking, if you get what I mean. But no try feel say you reach.

The things I choose to be silent on, leave them. Make you no cry.

grin grin


Sweet fantasy!

Big Big E for Energy!!!!!! cheesy

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:10pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:


Ermmm... grin grin
Read what you posted again. Slowly this time. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Yes, I and my wife are on a KNACKING SPREE. Now, that's #Case_closed. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:10pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


Sweet fantasy!

Big Big E for Energy!!!!!! cheesy


Normal na! grin
Naso we dey do for here.
E no need come squeeze face for shop. grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by folake4u(f): 5:11pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:


Normal na! grin
Naso we dey do for here.
E no need come squeeze face for shop. grin

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Na the Access Bank "Purchase" comment weak me. grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Jecci(f): 5:14pm On Jun 04
Hahahahaha you don finish the werey and he is just bleating like a goat.
They think they are the only ones that have the monopoly of insulting single ladies online.

pocohantas:


So much for not talking about his marital sex life. The lies they tell when they are cornered.


grin grin grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:14pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Na the Access Bank "Purchase" comment weak me. grin

Na for purchase na.
Maybe he thought mine is for purchase too.

grin grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:15pm On Jun 04
Now, the witches are storming the thread in their numbers. cheesy cheesy cheesy

I've been waiting for you people, what took you so long? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Na now the real GBAS GBOS wan start...

Meanwhile, you people should do well to type in proper English. I don't have the luxury of time to be exchanging words with Primary 3 girls.
Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:15pm On Jun 04
Jecci:
Hahahahaha you don finish the werey and he is just bleating like a goat.
They think they are the only ones that have the monopoly of insulting single ladies online.

It is their first point of insult and I deliberately indulge them without disapproving (first). I wonder if all the women in their lives are married and the obsession with NL single women.

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by 1Sharon(f): 5:17pm On Jun 04
ravensckar:
I really have time for her today! She started it, I'm merely ending it.

You see all these EVENING NEWSPAPERS, their favourite tactics is to "Broke shame" hardworking guys. When push now comes to shove, you'll see them begging on this forum and acting like a fowl that was beaten by rain. cheesy cheesy

You need to see how the other miserable one with the username JEWESS whatever was bragging back then. Yeye people!

But since you "My Chiarman" don persuade me, I go sheathe my sword.

#One_Love_Bro.

Why do you have a fake picture of a man whose skin looks like it can stain white? Ppl usually have fake pictures of good looking people

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:18pm On Jun 04


Yes, I and my wife are on a KNACKING SPREE. Now, that's #Case_closed. cheesy cheesy cheesy

knacking spree:


As stated previously, I refuse to discuss my knack life with an old witch.

Say all you want, I won't be tempted
.... cheesy cheesy cheesy

If you push hard enough, you will get what you want. grin grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:18pm On Jun 04
1Sharon:


Why do you have a fake picture of a man whose skin looks like it can stain white? Ppl usually have fake pictures of good looking people
Who released this one from a mental asylum? angry angry angry

See person wey dey insult another person. You carry face like wetin dem take advertise PALLIATIVE. cheesy cheesy cheesy

You don't need a make-up before being used as a witch in a NOLLYWOOD MOVIE. Your face don show am already.

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by folake4u(f): 5:19pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:


Na for purchase na.
Maybe he thought mine is for purchase too.

grin grin


He should take several seats please. grin grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by 1Sharon(f): 5:20pm On Jun 04
ravensckar:
Who released this one from a mental asylum? angry angry angry

If I check your profile, I'm sure you probably don't have your picture uploaded. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Turns out you were wrong πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:22pm On Jun 04
folake4u:

He should take several seats please. grin grin

He would hear. grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:23pm On Jun 04
1Sharon:


[/b]Turn[b] out you were wrong πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄
. Turned.

Hanty, it's turned.

Brighter Grammar for Primary 3 is less than #1000.

Cure your ignorance and your old wrinkled face please!


Next!
Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Jecci(f): 5:23pm On Jun 04
These ones are small fries sef if we could conquer the days of donstan and his crew that year πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Those ones don fight single ladies tire dem don logout go face their miserable lives

These ones sef don't know how to troll very weak punchlines
pocohantas:


It is their first point of insult and deliberately indulge them without disapproving (first). I wonder if all the women in their lives are married and the obsession with NL single women.

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:26pm On Jun 04
Somebody should please tell those two other WITCHES to quote me if they want to get involved.

No need to hide behind another person's comment. I get all of una time today. OLD, FRUSTRATED WITCHES. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:27pm On Jun 04
Jecci:
These ones are small fries sef if we could conquer the days of donstan and his crew that year πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Those ones don fight single ladies tire dem don logout go face their miserable lives

These ones sef don't know how to troll very weak punchlines

He doesn't know!!!
That one is still around in another clothing. If you look well, you will identify him. Same pattern, same affiliations.

The punchlines are stale. But he thinks he is up to something.

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Proserpina: 5:28pm On Jun 04
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

See as Poco dey beat old man left right and center grin grin grin cheesy grin grin

If not for anything, respect that yellow coat abi nah suit grin grin


I don't like this at all grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:29pm On Jun 04
Somebody should please tell those two other WITCHES to quote me if they want to get involved.

I get all of una time today.


Now he is begging for attention. grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:30pm On Jun 04
Proserpina:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

See as Poco dey beat old man left right and center grin grin grin cheesy grin grin

If not for anything, respect that yellow coat abi nah suit grin grin


I don't like this at all grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

He said it is cream. Lord knows that is yellow.


Is cream not close to off white? Lol!

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:30pm On Jun 04
This is getting stale!

All of you WITCHES are just chatting among yourselves like you're in your COVEN. Nobody get liver quote me. cheesy cheesy cheesy

I don't have the luxury of time to be reading chats from frustrated and miserable witches.

Since you old hags are afraid of quoting me, I take it to mean you're afraid.

Now, I'll take my leave along with my BELT. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:31pm On Jun 04
Now, I'll take my leave along with my BELT.

Go sell for shop abeg. Make you fit knack.

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:33pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:



Now he is begging for [/b]attention[b]. grin
Confrontation old hag!

You don't even understand the difference between ETHYMOLOGICAL USAGE & CONTEXTUAL USAGE of words. Such a pity!

I thought you witches would be worthy adversaries, it turned out that you're just some adult cry babies. cheesy cheesy cheesy

I don't have time reading your boring chats and lame punclines. Anyone who wants to get in the ring should do so already.

Una dey waste my time abeg. angry angry
Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:34pm On Jun 04
You go cry tire. grin grin

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Jecci(f): 5:35pm On Jun 04
Don't tell me that one is still hanging around πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Very weak punchlines and crude way of reasoning they have.

That is how they will be shouting on top their voices that they need a good woman.

If you see the way they treat the good women you go say God forbid you will never be a good woman
pocohantas:


He doesn't know!!!
That one is still around in another clothing. If you look well, you will identify him. Same pattern, same affiliations.

The punchlines are stale. But he thinks he is up to something.

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Proserpina: 5:36pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:


He said it is cream. Lord knows that is yellow.


Is cream not close to off white? Lol!
Even a blind person knows that's Yellow. grin grin grin

I no blame am .. nah the beatings he chop dey blind him eyes cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

You Sha make person upload him "bank statement" to proof a point. Okay oooo πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

#JusticeforMrYellowCoat angry angry

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Proserpina: 5:36pm On Jun 04
ravensckar:
Confrontation old hag!

You don't even understand the difference between ETHYMOLOGICAL USAGE & CONTEXTUAL USAGE of words. Such a pity!

I thought you witches would be worthy adversaries, it turned out that you're just some adult cry babies. cheesy cheesy cheesy

I don't have time reading your boring chats and lame punclines. Anyone who wants to get in the ring should do so already.

Una dey waste my time abeg. angry angry
Is your coat yellow or cream angry

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Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by ravensckar(m): 5:38pm On Jun 04
pocohantas:


Go sell for shop abeg. Make you fit knack.
Thanks old hag!

Perhaps you should try taking your own advice too. You sound too frustrated like someone who is se.x starved. cheesy cheesy cheesy

On a more serious note, my offer of FREE THERAPY stands. You may not realize it yet, but constantly combating people's opinion (especially when they didn't mention you) is a sign of mental disorder. Get treatment before your husband runs away from home completely. Now, he's still doing one day on, 1 month off. cheesy cheesy
Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by 1Sharon(f): 5:39pm On Jun 04
ravensckar:
. Turned.

Hanty, it's turned.

Brighter Grammar for Primary 3 is less than #1000.

Cure your ignorance and your old wrinkled face please!

Next!

You can do better than impersonating that ugly South sudanese man, is this the best you can do? πŸ₯΄

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