cococandy:
What a beautiful and gentle looking lady.

I hope this man is not giving her wahala at home.
Or we’ll ride at dawn!

1Sharon:


More denial? I understand, you dey fear.

SHERLOCK HOLMES

I hail o!





Why she dey give out your number?

1Sharon:




You thought!!


https://www.nairaland.com/evathyst

Despite pretending not to know each other on NL, I was still able to trace you back to her !!


You're right, I'm a witch! Witches are cool.

folake4u:


Chisos!!! Sharon of the Most High.

I fear you today. Osalobua lahor!

To be witch dey sweet sha. No lies.

1Sharon:



🧙‍♀️ 🪄 🧹

pocohantas:
The tale of the stubborn fly.

Such an ugly old full...

pocohantas:
Spits on ugly face...

Finer than me indeed. You wish.

pocohantas:
Na the shop wey im dey branch to squeeze face ahead of knacks be this.

pocohantas:
See as person post im family picture on top Nairaland banter and expects me to follow suit.

Never marry a fool out of desperation.

pocohantas:
If you like, post your wife's private part to show it is tight(er). Person dey compare his famoly picture to food. God abeg!

ravensckar:
You no wan rest abi? You just dey carry my matter for head like LAPALAPA.

Between I (who was using you ladies to catch cruise) and you (who is taking everything so serious), who is the "old full?".

You've been hyperventilating since yesterday like a She-goat on HEAT PERIOD. Shey you no go rest ni?

Evathyst isn't my wife. But sometimes it's better to fool the fool who thinks she's fooling you.

I can post my birth certificate here for all to see. Can you also post yours? At least, the world needs to know who is older between us.

You kept screaming "ugly" since yesterday like a deranged lunatic on rampage. At least everyone has seen my picture and they can attest to the fact that I'm not ugly. Stop taking this thing personal, no be me talk sey make you become EVENING NEWSPAPER.

Even PORTABLE wey no fine reach me married a QUEEN. Why can't you give it a rest? My girlfriend fine pass you. My wife (wey don born two pikins) fine pass you. Wetin be your problem?

Since I don see 1Sharon profile picture, shey you don hear her use the word "ugly" again? Make una dey rest!

As for the stupid part, I think even a village idiot knows that you're not half as smart as I am. Academically or otherwise. You wey no fit construct correct grammatical sentence.

Rest on top this matter! OLD WITCH, rest.

1Sharon:


UGLY duckling. There you go. No be your wife's shop address be this? You want me to contact her and tell her you're making a fool of her and yourself online?

pocohantas:
Post my picture for wetin?
This one thinks we are all foolish sha.
Please post more of your family. We are here to see your fine wife. The most beautiful woman in Nigeria.

pocohantas:
Stop telling lies and playing victim

Nobody brokeshamed you.

My comments are there. I don't do such shit!

If you like no rest. You go wound!

Make I check your account balance sef for that Access Bank.

1Sharon:


UGLY duckling. There you go. No be your wife's shop address be this? You want me to contact her and tell her you're making a fool of her and yourself online?

pocohantas:
Post your family pictures.
Post your kids school.
Post enough of their pictures.
Admitted to staying at Sangotedo.

Quick Google search shows the school is in the same axis. Exposing your family to such risk for what exactly?

To prove your wife is finer than who?

May God give us sensible partners.


Bye!

ravensckar:
So, in your deluded mind a lady will hear those names abi?

I don talk am before sey NAIRALAND OLD WITCHES no get sense. You keep proving me right.

Meanwhile, is Evathyst still my wife? How far about your investigations so far, Journalist DAVIDA HUNDEYIN

ravensckar:
Hanty no change the subject! Post your own picture make we see whether you fine reach my wife.

Na person wey don born two pikins be that o. You EVENING NEWSPAPER sey YAHOO boys don take do item 7. Without filter and heavy make-up, you go look like VILLAGE SACRIFICE.

Post your picture or forever remain shameless OLD HAG!

ravensckar:
Another misfire! That's not my wife's address! If it is, trust me to admit it.

The same way you WITCHES said Evathyst is my wife. Una never Chi Chomtin!

Hanty, leave plenty stories and post your pictures.

descarado:

You have an extremely low self esteem for you to post those pictures.
Go and work on your esteem.
Also pull them down.

Now, all of you OLD WITCHES should do the honourable thing by sliding off my mentions...

descarado:

You have an extremely low self esteem for you to post those pictures.
Go and work on your esteem.
Also pull them down.

What manna of man are you?

Go and look yourself in the mirror and repeat after me.
"I will henceforth learn how to be a real man"

Are you so idle you spend more than 24 hours quarreling with ladies in village or market square calling it catching cruise?
Guys just left you alone to continue dancing naked in the community.
Have you no iota of respect for yourself?
Gosh.

If you like talking too much or writing, fine.
Go make money with your mouth or hand instead of wasting God giving talent in the name of catching cruise.
I mean who does this.

Time waits for no one.
Even though you may fall many times, dust yourself up and continue. Everybody is diff. Being here 24 hours catching cruise doesn't add anything to your pocket. It reduces your functionality level, iq drain, name them.
Men should be doers.
That's how to silence women and gain their respect.

Valwezzy:


I don’t normally tell people how to live their lives or behave but oga, you dy fu$k up here.

Imagine arguing with ladies since the inception of this thread thinking you’ll win and as if that’s not enough, you resorted to posting your family’s pictures?

To what END? 🤔

You’re a clown🤡 and I’m sure your wife and kids won’t be happy seeing how low you’ve stooped just to banter faceless ladies you met online…😏

Since you don’t have shame, your wife would do well to get you some skirts and panties, make we know you’re now a LADY who can neither control her mouth nor emotions but at least, pity your kids and take down their pictures.

Omo, the internet never forgets, maybe not today, but I guarantee you’ll regret this your action someday!😏

Tufiakwa!

ravensckar:
Thank you Mr. Motivational Speaker! If I need your advice, I'll be sure to book a session with you.

Firstly, only I know what I've been able to achieve by engaging these OLD WITCHES. You wouldn't understand even if I tell you. But I can share one tip for free. I have a side hustle that entails engaging Internet trolls and how well can I do that if not by exchanging BANTERS with some OLD WITCHES. This is play learning for me. Na you dey take everything serious as if you dey UNA FAMILY MEETING.

Secondly, you don't need to lecture me about how I spend my free or productive time.that part is also well covered. As a matter of fact, I'm at work. This is me working!


Thirdly, you need not lecture me about how to win a woman's respect. This is the Internet; everyone can choose to behave the way they like. Las las, e fit be sey even you yourself never marry. Yet, you're here giving free advice on how to win a woman's heart. It's on this same thread that a guy who was begging 15K to patch their leaky roof called me "broke". We sabi all of una!

And lastly, there was never any part of my write-up that insinuated that I'm soliciting help from the guys to help me defeat these WITCHES? What do you think this is? SHIELD BROTHERS of WWE? I alone can single-handedly take on these WITCHES unscathed.

PS- This is the most polite way that I can respond to you, please do not bother to quote me again on this subject as I may not be civil next time. I don respect BROTHERHOOD o.

descarado:

Didn't read and not gonna reply.