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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:04pm On Aug 14, 2014
afrodoc:
hahahaha grin
that was very funny.
i remember last year you called me a nurse ,now i am a witchdoctor. i didnt understand until the great tapout ratted you out and told all of us that you were a vet doctor taking care of sheep i.e agutan in the wooded regions of Wales.
i am not surprised at your behaviour, please stick to your animal control duties

vet doctors are gold in wales!
i just heard through the grapevine now that jonathan goodluck has terminated your contract. no wonder you have been typing out of frustration all day.

see eh, the ability of a man to rise when he falls is what makes him a man. dust yourself up & move on. in my LGA in ikeja, there are plenty of danfos looking for drivers with composed hands like yours. cheesy grin

those hands of yours that have prepared enough abortion concoction & rat killers would be perfect for the steering wheel. don't let jonathan disturb your christmas with his madness. afrodoc - africa's most potent witchdoctor. cheesy

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Keky(m): 11:40pm On Aug 14, 2014
Can't even remember David Gill signing a world class CM but everyone wants to guillotine Ed Woodward. I'm watching the space.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by raumdeuter: 11:49pm On Aug 14, 2014
coogar: javi martinez's injury might make that scavenger-looking guardiola place a fat bid for vidal. i am genuinely pissed we now have a fierce rival that would pinch vidal off us without lifting a finger.

i hate dayokrautnu's team with a passion & i am genuinely happy they got destroyed by klopp again.


Niggas hate what they cant conquer.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:10am On Aug 15, 2014
Keky: Can't even remember David Gill signing a world class CM but everyone wants to guillotine Ed Woodward. I'm watching the space.

•angel michael
•hargreaves
•anderson

raumdeuter:
Niggas hate what they cant conquer.

nah - dortmund already conquered you. a team is as good as it's last match. until you win another match, you are dortmund's bïtch. grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by raumdeuter: 12:21am On Aug 15, 2014
Like City is Arsenals btcch after losing the last game they played

City, Everton, Sunderland, Bayern all spanked Man Utd the last time you met them


So how many clubs are you their biittch right now?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:26am On Aug 15, 2014
raumdeuter: Like City is Arsenals btcch after losing the last game they played

City, Everton, Sunderland, Liverpool, Bayern all spanked Man Utd the last time you met them

So how many clubs are you their biittch right now?

we have beaten liverpool, roma, valencia, inter, etc after then. united are on top of their game unlike bayern. we won our last game, bayern lost theirs.

#bigdifference
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by raumdeuter: 12:37am On Aug 15, 2014
That you can beat team A doesnt mean you can beat B

Until you beat City, Everton, Sunderland, Chelsea Bayern, Bilbao etc

You still remain their bittch according to your logic
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by afrodoc(m): 1:09am On Aug 15, 2014
coogar:

vet doctors are gold in wales!
i just heard through the grapevine now that jonathan goodluck has terminated your contract. no wonder you have been typing out of frustration all day.

see eh, the ability of a man to rise when he falls is what makes him a man. dust yourself up & move on. in my LGA in ikeja, there are plenty of danfos looking for drivers with composed hands like yours. cheesy grin

those hands of yours that have prepared enough abortion concoction & rat killers would be perfect for the steering wheel. don't let jonathan disturb your christmas with his madness. afrodoc - africa's most potent witchdoctor. cheesy

LOL no wonder you think you know it all mr "i assist sheep in giving birth".
You hold on to your misconceptions with eegun ori and refuse to learn anything new(no wonder you couldn't be allowed to treat human beings and you were relegated to be staring at the lame feet of donkeys and the swollen udders of cows the rest of your life).......I DON'T LIVE OR WORK IN NIGERIA cheesy

Now that you have confessed that you spend most of the day assisting sheep to give birth and squeezing the udders of cows we finally understand why you always appear so angry and have so much time to post 25 THOUSAND TIMES ON NL.

Tapout said you failed JAMB several times before you were parceled off to the UK to help oyinbo take care of bingo and mehhh grin
I am sure you got enough experience of how a man can rise up from the dirt from your several failed exams. Please tell us when did you finally give up and consign yourself to the fact that sheep and goats will be your best friends for the rest of your life?


What i am trying to say is that you are the type who is EVERYTHING on the internet but NOTHING in life.... cool

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by hawtboi: 2:58am On Aug 15, 2014
afrodoc:

LOL no wonder you think you know it all mr "i assist sheep in giving birth".
You hold on to your misconceptions with eegun ori and refuse to learn anything new(no wonder you couldn't be allowed to treat human beings and you were relegated to be staring at the lame feet of donkeys and the swollen udders of cows the rest of your life).......I DON'T LIVE OR WORK IN NIGERIA cheesy

Now that you have confessed that you spend most of the day assisting sheep to give birth and squeezing the udders of cows we finally understand why you always appear so angry and have so much time to post 25 THOUSAND TIMES ON NL.

Tapout said you failed JAMB several times before you were parceled off to the UK to help oyinbo take care of bingo and mehhh grin
I am sure you got enough experience of how a man can rise up from the dirt from your several failed exams. Please tell us when did you finally give up and consign yourself to the fact that sheep and goats will be your best friends for the rest of your life?


What i am trying to say is that you are the type who is EVERYTHING on the internet but NOTHING in life.... cool





Jesuuuuuuuuu lipsrsealed

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nitrogen(m): 5:31am On Aug 15, 2014
O boy! See big blows being dished out, choi!

E no go better for any creature that will ever implore you guys to sheathe your swords. undecided tongue

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 6:08am On Aug 15, 2014
afrodoc:

LOL no wonder you think you know it all mr "i assist sheep in giving birth".
You hold on to your misconceptions with eegun ori and refuse to learn anything new(no wonder you couldn't be allowed to treat human beings and you were relegated to be staring at the lame feet of donkeys and the swollen udders of cows the rest of your life).......I DON'T LIVE OR WORK IN NIGERIA cheesy

Now that you have confessed that you spend most of the day assisting sheep to give birth and squeezing the udders of cows we finally understand why you always appear so angry and have so much time to post 25 THOUSAND TIMES ON NL.

Tapout said you failed JAMB several times before you were parceled off to the UK to help oyinbo take care of bingo and mehhh grin
I am sure you got enough experience of how a man can rise up from the dirt from your several failed exams. Please tell us when did you finally give up and consign yourself to the fact that sheep and goats will be your best friends for the rest of your life?


What i am trying to say is that you are the type who is EVERYTHING on the internet but NOTHING in life.... cool





Damn Damn Damn!!!!

Hello is that the police? I would like to report a homicide. Multiple shots fired. Yes I saw the shooter. Black male in a labcoat with an Afro.

WTF!


It's Friday beeches!

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dhelake: 6:54am On Aug 15, 2014
elampiro and bighnya will be very very happy right now, All thanks to Afrodoc and Nihilist
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nitrogen(m): 7:36am On Aug 15, 2014
Dhelake: elampiro and bighnya will be very very happy right now, All thanks to Afrodoc and Nihilist

What do you mean? So bingnya and elamps always get raped by Coogar? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Keky(m): 7:37am On Aug 15, 2014
afrodoc:

LOL no wonder you think you know it all mr "i assist sheep in giving birth".
You hold on to your misconceptions with eegun ori and refuse to learn anything new(no wonder you couldn't be allowed to treat human beings and you were relegated to be staring at the lame feet of donkeys and the swollen udders of cows the rest of your life).......I DON'T LIVE OR WORK IN NIGERIA cheesy

Now that you have confessed that you spend most of the day assisting sheep to give birth and squeezing the udders of cows we finally understand why you always appear so angry and have so much time to post 25 THOUSAND TIMES ON NL.

Tapout said you failed JAMB several times before you were parceled off to the UK to help oyinbo take care of bingo and mehhh grin
I am sure you got enough experience of how a man can rise up from the dirt from your several failed exams. Please tell us when did you finally give up and consign yourself to the fact that sheep and goats will be your best friends for the rest of your life?


What i am trying to say is that you are the type who is EVERYTHING on the internet but NOTHING in life.... cool




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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Leyqute(m): 7:39am On Aug 15, 2014
Jesus. This is war.

I need a front seat
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dadehmola: 7:45am On Aug 15, 2014
afrodoc:

LOL no wonder you think you know it all mr "i assist sheep in giving birth".
You hold on to your misconceptions with eegun ori and refuse to learn anything new(no wonder you couldn't be allowed to treat human beings and you were relegated to be staring at the lame feet of donkeys and the swollen udders of cows the rest of your life).......I DON'T LIVE OR WORK IN NIGERIA cheesy

Now that you have confessed that you spend most of the day assisting sheep to give birth and squeezing the udders of cows we finally understand why you always appear so angry and have so much time to post 25 THOUSAND TIMES ON NL.

Tapout said you failed JAMB several times before you were parceled off to the UK to help oyinbo take care of bingo and mehhh grin
I am sure you got enough experience of how a man can rise up from the dirt from your several failed exams. Please tell us when did you finally give up and consign yourself to the fact that sheep and goats will be your best friends for the rest of your life?


What i am trying to say is that you are the type who is EVERYTHING on the internet but NOTHING in life.... cool





shocked shocked shocked

Ayagayagayagayooooooo!!!

Take it easy on a brother.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 7:55am On Aug 15, 2014
This na the real community shield here...

We want a bloody gory start to the new season.

Like Nas said, your fate is sealed, no Heidi Klum

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by iheanyi40(m): 8:30am On Aug 15, 2014
Lmao

Mehn

Dis thread is hilarous

C murder na

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 8:39am On Aug 15, 2014
`Never a dull moment. cheesy

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 8:41am On Aug 15, 2014
*clears throat*

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PietroRico(m): 8:49am On Aug 15, 2014
Damn.
I came back right on time grin

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by adebayo201: 8:58am On Aug 15, 2014
Brouhahahahahaha!!!!
gringrin

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by codedguy1(m): 9:00am On Aug 15, 2014
This is discombobulating!

Blood and thunder!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PietroRico(m): 9:13am On Aug 15, 2014
( Quote) ( Report)14 Likes(like) shocked

Omo guy get frenemies o grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PietroRico(m): 9:16am On Aug 15, 2014
Nihilist: This had got to be the funniest argument in the world.

The man said very clearly that:

a)He was shown a list of potential players to buy

b)He saw 2 players on the list that he liked and...

c)He gave his approval for their purchase, because he liked them which implies that....

d)He could have stopped the transfers if he wanted to, as he had seen the list BEFORE the transfers

Is this so hard to grasp? cheesy

At least Coogar gives his (faulty)opinion and is willing to die for it...

It's the part 2 of the cabal who is always willing to die for Coogar's ideas that makes me lmao everytime grin grin
grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PietroRico(m): 9:20am On Aug 15, 2014
Maybe Woodward was holding his family
hostage in a Salford warehouse...
grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dadehmola: 9:21am On Aug 15, 2014
PietroRico: ( Quote) ( Report)14 Likes(like) shocked

Omo guy get frenemies o grin


grin cheesy grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:35am On Aug 15, 2014
afrodoc: i have spent 2 months online and you have spent 7 mnths online.
i have over 2 thousand posts and you have over 25 thousand posts.

don't use your lack of resources to enjoy internet as an excuse. if you have constant light & fibre optic internet on your mobile, you would have 3 million posts.

jobless doctor!


please tell us who lives and dies by NL?
actually dogs and sheep don't need so much attention...mr vet doctor cheesy

but my salary is about £53,000 per annum. even if they bring all the infants in your village to do rituals, you cannot make 10% of that in your world of herbalist & witchdoctoring.

animals need love too. cool
like i have said, follow my lead.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by RuuDie(m): 9:41am On Aug 15, 2014
Did someone just post their 'real' annual salary online!!? shocked

If this is for real, then its got to be up there with that "graduation pic"! Archive please for future reference

grin grin grin

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PietroRico(m): 9:44am On Aug 15, 2014
Laff haf kee me finish o grin grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dadehmola: 9:47am On Aug 15, 2014
RuuDie: Did someone just post their 'real' annual salary online!!? shocked

If this is for real, then its got to be up there with that "graduation pic"! Archive please for future reference

grin grin grin

One of the aftermath effects of afrodoc's punchlines

Dude shouldn't have replied at all, if this was the lame response he could come up with.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:48am On Aug 15, 2014
coogar:

don't use your lack of resources to enjoy internet as an excuse. if you have constant light & fibre optic internet on your mobile, you would have 3 million posts.

jobless doctor!



but my salary is about £53,000 per annum. even if they bring all the infants in your village to do rituals, you cannot make 10% of that in your world of herbalist & witchdoctoring.

animals need love too. cool
like i have said, follow my lead.

My man, you need first aid. Scratch that, you need the paramedics

The 10 hit combo + fatality by lethal injection that afrodoc delivered has led you into a state of hallucination.

Only God knows what afrodoc put in that syringe...the Ebola virus?

How can you get fiber optic connection on a mobile phone? grin

Your response is weak as fvck as well.

Go and sleep coogar. You have been offered as the human sacrifice to the gods of football as part of this year's start of season festivities. Better luck next time

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