Tovot: Where is nitlad?

nitlad: ...

April07: Nitty.. I hate to say but I've missed you .

how do u do?

nitlad:

hehehehehehe. . .

Na you dey appear and reappear jo

Sheybi I said you shouldn't call me "Nitty" again, makes me feel like a kindergarten pupil.

April07: [size=17pt]Good morning dearies [/size]

April07: Lol.. I will call you Nitty till you become less troublesome..

How Market?

nitlad:

If you must call me that, at least add "Dearie" or "Love".

Wo, market pure die. I see awoof FIFA 2015 buy yesterday, come beat my friend like say tomorrow nor dey overnight. The people wen go chop am today don dey prepare for the torture. . Na awoof season ah dey!

This ya moniker feels like a diff person entirely. Na Br3nd4 sure pass.

harlos:
Good morning maami

Hope you slept well?

April07: Sorry for you. just keep wishing

I dey belif you o.. see how strong you are now oh Nitty, beating people all over the place... I'm so proud of you

Yeah Baby, it sure is a different moniker but the same witch..
Momma's still here, fear not

April07:

Yes honey I did..

How was your night? how are you this morning?

April07: [size=17pt]Good morning dearies [/size]

Jbluv55:

*comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCock is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

April07: [size=17pt]Good morning dearies [/size]

nitlad: Jbluv55 dey enjoy for here o. . .

nitlad: Jbluv55 dey enjoy for here o. . .

nitlad: Jbluv55 dey enjoy for here o. . .

AirborneLacer:

Asin eh, panties here n' there.

Ninja is blessed

Stalked Youu

AirborneLacer:

Asin eh, panties here n' there.

Ninja is blessed

SpcAgtOko:

The wooing is over, but things are just getting hot here

neighy you didn't come see JB sweep me off of my feet.

Don't worry. I saved a copy for you

*Shows him the copy: https://www.nairaland.com/1921661/wooing-challenge-2014-mens-edition/25#26675124*

lertee:

Wow,if only I could give a thousand likes..this is beautiful.

AirborneLacer: Asin eh, panties here n' there.

Ninja is blessed

Jbluv55: Morning sire . O to Jo meta .

AfricanApple: hey, wats up, hope u are cool

Jbluv55:
*clears throat*....

Evening once again bro .

neighy: l0l its obvious jbluv55 has no contender... Instead of watching u two play{which am tayad of} i flew to turkey{1st class ofcos} to get my Tuxedo measurement down...by the nation best fashion designer... As i might be the BESTMAN of JBLUV55... And also look like a cool husband/BF to either APRIL07, STENON or both... #DONE


MarquiseT wia hath thou...

Jbluv55:
Good morning and Thanks ma'am .

nitlad:

Baba o! Na you!

lertee:
Morning sir,hope you slept well.

Jbluv55:
We don finish o . Back to bizness . How ya day bro?

Jbluv55:
Mowapa o . Slept like a baby with no worries . How about you?