coogar:


bye bye fletcher.




di maria!
di maria!!
di maria!!!


di maria needs deliverance. after a nice 1-2 exchange with RVP, he screwed up his shot. if he had looked up, dropped his shoulder & delayed the ball a bit, mata was through on goal.

for all the praises southampton got from gary neville, i think our profligacy in front of goal was the reason we didn't score. it's got little to do with the defence organsitation gary neville was wänking about. we created enough
dangerous moments - it's unfortunate the big players forgot their shooting boots at home.

make fletcher go rest joo

elampiro u know coogar before??

Odunharry:
elampiro u know coogar before??

Mba.

elampiro:

The 9 passes here are part of his 13 inaccurate passes. The other four came from duels and interceptions he won.

you must be very stüpid....
after telling us rooney didn't receive up to 50 passes from his team mates & that some of them were from the passes he intercepted or duelled with southampton players, you are now talking nonsense.

You lack English comprehension. I said his interceptions and duels added up to his 50 passes he received to make his over 54 balls he received in the game, from which he made 54 passes.

you are a complete ïdiot!
rooney received 50 passes from his team mates, he attempted 54 passes but only 41 of them was accurate. 50-41 = 9.

rooney received 50 & only 41 found a team mate. that's the only important stat as far as keeping the ball is concerned. rooney didn't attempt any shot & he was only tackled once throughout the game. where are the remaining passes, dullard?

Is it only from passes received on get balls? Your lack of intelligence here is shocking!

you are plumbing the depths of idïocy.
rooney received 50 passes from his team mates. they passed the ball to him 50 times....how come rooney only passed it back 41 times if he's not wasteful in possession?

Rooney had 13 inaccurate passes. The 9 of them are from passes received

after lying to us rooney retained possession better than mata & RVP, you are now back tracking that rooney had 13 poor passes?

This is because their pass accuracy was high. It has nothing to do with dispossession.

nothing to do with pass accuracy.
pass accuracy hides loads of stuff. a player can receive 40 passes and only pass 15 of them to a team mate - it means most of the time he received the ball, the opponents bullied him & took the ball from him. his pass accuracy can be high.

i will look for an example cos this is starting to look beyond your IQ.

I am beginning to think it would be easier for a snail to travel from Owo to Australia than for you Coogar to comprehend football tactics and even the statistics your so much proud to be the custodian. Your lack football tactics analysis is appalling. Pua!

says the fool that lied that rooney's interception is part of the 50 passes received. you are a disgrace to football punditry. whoscored is the zenith of your football intelligence.

tortoise has endurance - it might make the trip from owo to australia. it's a creature that can live up to 300 years. in your own case, it's humanly impossible for you to grasp football stats. pete Edochie will become the president of USA before you understand the concept of passes received.

elampiro:


Mba.

una two need to see each other,sit dwn eat and drink together....
People make dy argue and insult each other like this dey always bcome good friends..

coogar:


you must be very stüpid....
after telling us rooney didn't receive up to 50 passes from his team mates & that some of them were from the passes he intercepted or duelled with southampton players, you are now talking nonsense.



you are a complete ïdiot!
rooney received 50 passes from his team mates, he attempted 54 passes but only 41 of them was accurate. 50-41 = 9.

rooney received 50 & only 41 found a team mate. that's the only important stat as far as keeping the ball is concerned. rooney didn't attempt any shot & he was only tackled once throughout the game. where are the remaining passes, dullard?



you are plumbing the depths of idïocy.
rooney received 50 passes from his team mates. they passed the ball to him 50 times....how come rooney only passed it back 41 times if he's not wasteful in possession?



after lying to us rooney retained possession better than mata & RVP, you are now back tracking that rooney had 13 poor passes?




nothing to do with pass accuracy.
pass accuracy hides loads of stuff. a player can receive 40 passes and only pass 15 of them to a team mate - it means most of the time he received the ball, the opponents bullied him & took the ball from him. his pass accuracy can be high.

i will look for an example cos this is starting to look beyond your IQ.




says the fool that lied that rooney's interception is part of the 50 passes received. you are a disgrace to football punditry. whoscored is the zenith of your football intelligence.

tortoise has endurance - it might make the trip from owo to australia. it's a creature that can live up to 300 years. in your own case, it's humanly impossible for you to grasp football stats. pete Edochie will become the president of USA before you understand the concept of passes received.

* Why are you telling lies against me. Where did I say Rooney's duels and interceptions won made up the 50 passes? Stop putting words in my mouth, my statements are constant.

* it is appalling you cannot differentiate inaccurate passes from dispossession. Shame on you!


The rest of your article is mere repetitions and beating about the bush.

coogar:
i will look for an example cos this is starting to look beyond your IQ.

samuel etoo last season against everton.

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samuel etoo received 30 passes from his team mates. he completed only 17 passes out of 26 he attempted. according to elampigoat's theory, the missing 13 passes are amongst the 9 inaccurate passes etoo made cos rooney's missing 9 passes are among the 13 inaccurate passes he made.

can 13 passes be in 9? dear oh dear.

this is why every mother of a newborn must ensure buying baby food that has meaningful nutrients in them. it's now clear that elampiro reasons with the sole of his feet. while in a standing position, elampawa's IQ is slightly below the IQ of a praying mantis.

elampiro:
I can clearly count 13 red passes (failed) passes from Coogar's chart, yet he is counting nine of them as possession lost. Ukwu!!!

Common sense would tell he received 50 passes, he was dispossed 1 time. Then he was trying to make 5 more passes from duels won and balls he intercepted. Is this not simple enough?

See you at night jor.



........

Coogar couldn't understand when I said '5 more passes'. Yet Coogar lives in UK.











If monkey go stay with Obama for White House or with Queen for Buckingham Palace come back, na monkey e still be. Baboon Coolie-guy Tortoise.

elampiro:

Coogar couldn't understand when I said '5 more passes'. Yet Coogar lives in UK.

you still dey talk like an illiterate. which stupïd 5 more passes? rooney received 50, he attempted 54 passes. he passed 41 accurately. 13 were inaccurate. you claim the 13 inaccurate passes also included the missing 9.

etoo received 30. he attempted 26 passes, 17 were accurate. 9 were inaccurate. if we go by your idïotic logic, 9 inaccurate passes included missing 13.

if 13 is greater than 9.....how can 13 passes be in 9?

elampiro, you are finished.

If monkey go stay with Obama for White House or with Queen for Buckingham Palace come back, na monkey e still be. Baboon Coolie-guy Tortoise.

your credibility just got torn faster than a pròstitute rips a packet of condom.

coogar:


samuel etoo last season against everton.

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samuel etoo received 30 passes from his team mates. he completed only 17 passes out of 26 he attempted. according to elampigoat's theory, the missing 13 passes are amongst the 9 inaccurate passes etoo made cos rooney's missing 9 passes are among the 13 inaccurate passes he made.

can 13 passes be in 9? dear oh dear.

this is why every mother of a newborn must ensure buying baby food that has meaningful nutrients in them. it's now clear that elampiro reasons with the sole of his feet. while in a standing position, elampawa's IQ is slightly below the IQ of a praying mantis.

You are woeful with statistics. Rooney made more passes than he received while Eto made less passes than he received. Where is the correlation? Apples and oranges.

1. Eto received 30 passes.
2. He attempted 26 passes.
3This already meant there were 4 of passes received that he didn't control to the extent of trying to pass them.
4. Eto made 26 attempted passes. 9 were inaccurate.


Summary: 9 inaccurate passes + 4 unattempted passes + 17 accurate passes = 30 passes received.

Eto did not have 13 inaccurate passes.

elampiro:


You are woeful with statistics. Rooney made more passes than he received while Eto made less passes than he received. Where is the correlation? Apples and oranges.

1. Eto received 30 passes.
2. He attempted 26 passes.
3This already meant there were 4 of passes received that he didn't control to the extent of trying to pass them.
4. Eto made 26 attempted passes. 9 were inaccurate.


Summary: 9 inaccurate passes + 4 unattempted passes + 17 accurate passes = 30 passes received.

Eto did not have 13 inaccurate passes.

i never said etoo had 13 inaccurate passes, i said he had 13 missing passes. is it possible you are the monkey that is yet to see obama @ the white house?

so we have 13 missing passes for etoo just like rooney's 9 missing passes. so how come rooney's 9 missing passes are included in his 13 inaccurate passes and the same formular didn't work for samuel etoo?

elampiro, you are a disgrace to edo state.

coogar:


you still dey talk like an illiterate. which stupïd 5 more passes? rooney received 50, he attempted 54 passes. he passed 41 accurately. 13 were inaccurate. you claim the 13 inaccurate passes also included the missing 9.

etoo received 30. he attempted 26 passes, 17 were accurate. 9 were inaccurate. if we go by your idïotic logic, 9 inaccurate passes included missing 13.

if 13 is greater than 9.....how can 13 passes be in 9?

elampiro, you are finished.




your credibility just got torn faster than a pròstitute rips a packet of condom.

Na wao! Rooney had surplus from 50 passes received while Eto had deficit from 30 passes received. Do I speak in Igbo or Yoruba?

* Rooney had one dispossession from the 50 passes he received.
* 9 of his passes were inaccurate from the remaining 49 he received .
* He made 5 passes from the duels and interceptions he won.
* 4 inaccurate passes from the duels and interception he won.

Total 54 passes, 13 inaccurate passes.

Rooney accounted for his 50 passes received and even added 4 from personal hustle. But Eto cannot account for his 30 passes received.

elampiro:


Na wao! Rooney had surplus from 50 passes received while Eto had deficit from 30 passes received. Do I speak in Igbo or Yoruba?

* Rooney had one dispossession from the 50 passes he received.
* 9 of his passes were inaccurate from the remaining 49 he received .
* He made 5 passes from the duels and interceptions he won.
* 4 inaccurate passes from the duels and interception he won.

Total 54 passes, 13 inaccurate passes.

Rooney accounted for his 50 passes received and even added 4 from personal hustle. But Eto cannot account for his 30 passes received.

you are incredibly stüpid.
rooney's 9 missing passes were in his 13 inaccurate passes(according to your logic) but etoo's 13 missing passes are in his 9 inaccurate passes?

can 13 be in 9?

cheiii - elampawa.
it's now painfully apparent that you are a charlatan when it comes to statistics. when you are clueless about something that is way out of your intellectual league, keep quiet and learn.

you are a disgrace to all man utd fans on this planet. go to bed, please. the objective was to humiliate you & the mission has been accomplished.

coogar:


i never said etoo had 13 inaccurate passes, i said he had 13 missing passes. is it possible you are the monkey that is yet to see obama @ the white house?

so we have 13 missing passes for etoo just like rooney's 9 missing passes. so how come rooney's 9 missing passes are included in his 13 inaccurate passes and the same formular didn't work for samuel etoo?

elampiro, you are a disgrace to edo state.

Your hate for Rooney has screwed your brain 180 degree upside down.


* Rooney 9 missing passes are included in his inaccurate passes because Rooney had surplus passes than he received. The missing 4 passes are inaccurate passes.

* On the other hand, Eto made 'shortage' of passes than he received. This 4 passes cannot be inaccurate passes. Eto did not attempt to pass them all.

coogar:


you are incredibly stüpid.
rooney's 9 missing passes were in his 13 inaccurate passes(according to your logic) but etoo's 13 missing passes are in his 9 inaccurate passes?

can 13 be in 9?

cheiii - elampawa.
it's now painfully apparent that you are a charlatan when it comes to statistics. when you are clueless about something that is way out of your intellectual league, keep quiet and learn.

you are a disgrace to all man utd fans on this planet. go to bed, please. the objective was to humiliate you & the mission has been accomplished.

I am ashamed of you right now. You are disappointing and a disgrace.

Rooney had savings/surplus to draw from to over shoot his received passes.

Eto had no savings/surplus. He is in debt. So he undershot his received passes.

* When Rooney exhausted his inaccurate passes from what he received, he went further to make 4 more inaccurate passes from his duels won, and interceptions. Hence 54 attempted passes >50 passes received. Rooney 54/50.

Eto 26/30. ... 26 attempted passes < 30 passes received.
Eto received 30 passes from his team mates and he attempted 26. Deficit of 4. The deficit are not attempted passes.



Bottom line: Eto cannot have 13 inaccurate passes because he did not attempt all his passes. Some passes received were miscontrolled, hence he couldn't attempt to re-pass them.

JayKayMaybachz:
I was watching Nuer's clips yesterday, I wasn't even impressed sef cos David De Gea has given us more sef than what I so him save... Just cos he his team won the World Cup..... Mtcheeeeeeeew!! Nothing spectacular from what Courtois, Hugo Lloris, Bergovic etc have been passing through in the EPL

You no like De Brake. When he wins the UCL and WC then by all means feel free to compare him with his ancestors

elampiro:


I am ashamed of you right now. You are disappointing and a disgrace.

Rooney had savings/surplus to draw from to over shoot his attempted passes.

Eto had no savings/surplus. He is in debt. So he undershot his attempted passes.

* When Rooney exhausted his inaccurate passes from what he received, he went further to make 4 more inaccurate passes from his duels won, and interceptions. Hence 54 attempted passes >50 passes received. Rooney 54/50.

Eto 26/30. ... 26 attempted passes < 30 passes received.
Eto received 30 passes from his team mates and he attempted 26. Deficit of 4. The deficit are not attempted passes.



Bottom line: Eto cannot have 13 inaccurate passes because he did not attempt all his passes. Some passes received were miscontrolled, hence he couldn't attempt to re-pass them.

you are a disgrace to homo sapiens.
did you not tell us missing passes are always included in inaccurate passes? i brought etoo up and now you are saying etoo had a deficit. who's even concerned about etoo's deficit?

the koko of the matter is - you lied rooney's 9 missing passes were in his 13 inaccurate passes and i have been able to prove that your theory is retardëd. rooney's missing passes were dispossession & mis-controlled passes.


rooney lost plenty of possession & thus was poor on sunday. it's easy to pick your brain apart. you know nothing about statistics. a player can have 100% pass accuracy and still lose possession in a truckloads.

if a player receives 100 passes.....he can lose 90 of them to dispossession and still make 100% pass accuracy. there's a difference between retaining the ball & making accurate passes. if all the passes he decides to give out are all accurate passes, he would get 100% even though he lost 90 while in possession of the ball.

#footballtutorial

coogar:


you are a disgrace to homo sapiens.
did you not tell us missing passes are always included in inaccurate passes? i brought etoo up and now you are saying etoo had a deficit. who's even concerned about etoo's deficit?

the koko of the matter is - you lied rooney's 9 missing passes were in his 13 inaccurate passes and i have been able to prove that your theory is retardëd. rooney's missing passes were dispossession & mis-controlled passes.


rooney lost plenty of possession & thus was poor on sunday. it's easy to pick your brain apart. you know nothing about statistics. a player can have 100% pass accuracy and still lose possession in a truckloads.

if a player receives 100 passes.....he can lose 90 of them to dispossession and still make 100% pass accuracy. there's a difference between retaining the ball & making accurate passes. if all the passes he decides to give out are all accurate passes, he would get 100% even though he lost 90 while in possession of the ball.

#footballtutorial

Rooney didn't have any missing pass. How did Rooney have a missing pass when you accounted for all the 13 passes in your chat?

Only Eto had 9 on his chart you pasted. Meaning Eto bhad 4 missing passes which were likely from ball miscontrol.

* I never said missing passes are always included in inaccurate passes. Pls stop changing my statements.

* Attempted passes > received passes. The player won duels. -Rooney.

* Attempted passes < received passes. The player had miscontrols. -Eto.

* I reiterate, Rooney had no missing passes. He made 9 inaccurate passes from 50 received and 4 from his duels and interceptions won = 13 inaccurate passes. Whereas Eto has 4 missing passes from passes received due to miscontrols.

See charts for more understanding.

* Anyway see above charts. Rooney had no missing pass. He accounted for all his 50 passes received. Eto cannot account for his 30 passes received.

Rooney's 9 inaccurate passes from 50 received are among the 13 red lines above.

*Inaccurate passes are not same as dispossession, Coolie-guy Tortoise.

When Rooney had 94% pass accuracy the other time, you didn't bring argument. He scored 2 assisted 1 you didn't start argument.

Na wa o! This thread don go quiet since 1:00am in the morning.

JayKayMaybachz:
[b]Who da fvck is this

Another Bayern fan.

we need three points dis weekend though am not optimistic since we tend to draw our away matches

parrotibaba:
we need three points dis weekend though am not optimistic since we tend to draw our away matches

i think RVP will miss on saturday's match...Let see who LVG will play upfront

Odunharry:

i think RVP will miss on saturday's match...Let see who LVG will play upfront

who else? his favorite son is unavailable.
if he doesn't start Falcao, then Falcao may as well pack his luggages this January

Angel Di Maria has told Manchester United fans to get over the departure from the club's traditional style of play, telling them there is a new one at Old Trafford.

Di Maria has defended the revolution taking place under the club's Dutch manager and urged supporters to let go of the old ways.

"From the start of the season to now, you can see that we've grown, we weren't so great at the beginning but we've started getting a few victories under our belts.

"There are some people saying that we're not playing in a particularly good style or that it's not the old Manchester United - but it's not.

"We're beginning something new here. We've got a new style, we've got a new manager and we're all working hard to make sure we're putting Manchester United back where it belongs.

"We're focusing on growing as a team, working hard and getting as many points as we can. We all know the Premier League is difficult, but all we're focusing on now is meeting our objectives and our targets for the year.

"So whether it's qualifying for the Champions League, making sure that we do well in the FA Cup or getting as high in the league as possible, these are things we are going for now."

[Source: MUTV]

Angel di Maria has enjoyed some fantastic performances since singing for Manchester United but his good form hasn’t been consistent yet, which can largely be attributed to his injuries and adapting to the league.

Di Maria, who Lionel Messi voted as the best player in 2014 for the Ballon d’Or, has explained his performances so far, whilst also claiming he is still targeting the title.

"I come from another league and the Premier League is more intense. I am yet to get used to this change. Lately I am playing in a more advanced role and I am felling comfortable.

"I hope things go well in the future I had a bad run of injuries and spent some time off the field. Now I’m back, game by game things are going better. You will feel more comfortable and get to know your teammates better. I hope I can continue on this path.

"I returned the other day. I scored a goal and that gives confidence. We are a new group, many new players and a new coach…it will take a while to get victories. What would not be normal is that overnight we were to win it all. I think we’re normal, starting to put together a group and a great team.

"Gradually, the matches give us confidence and help us to get better. We can fight for the title. In the Premier League if you win two or three games in a row you are up. I hope things start to go better. In English football, until the referee blows the game over you can come back.

"Here you do not win because you’re Manchester United or Chelsea, here any team can win. We were beating Leicester 3-1 and we lost 5-3. Anything can happen in English football."
[Source: Republik Of Mancunia]

BREAKING NEWS
Palermo have rejected a €40m bid from Man Utd for striker Dybala

[via Sky Sports news]

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I saw the above in facebook fans corner.

Na only God fit settle Elampiro nd Coogar arguments ooo.... I jst pray Utd stops preparing DRAW SOUP ooooo

JayKayMaybachz:
[b]Who da fvck is this

Who-Lala

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