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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2016 |
As an ultimate test of his will power, Ofego decided to give up sex for lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so his wife wore her dowdiest night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on Ofego, so his wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing him to sleep on the couch. Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!" Ofego: "Guess who?" Wife: "I know who it is!" Ofego: "Guess what I want?" Wife: "I know what you want!" Ofego: "Guess what I'm knocking with?" 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sirjoeii(m): 12:33am On Jan 23, 2016 |
haryomikun:Nice one bro. Diz one make sense. Dis is d kinda mixtape dt makes a paralyzed nigga to get up n start dancing. Plz b posting ur mixtapes n i wil help in sharin it. If dts okay by u bro. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:07pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
haryomikun:How is the entertainment sector over there, is it as it is in Lagos? |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by haryomikun(m): 8:47pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
sirjoeii: Thanks a lot baba. I really appreciate it. Thank God this one made sense to you. I don dey catch tension before wen i see ur mention Besides, I'd love it if you share my mixtape. Its always okay by me BTW what part did you like best in this mixtape? 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by haryomikun(m): 8:51pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
njuwo:It depends on the area. Mostly in Ijebu and Abeokuta ppl ball a lot. M willing to bet they ball more in Ijebu than Victoria Island sef. However, if someone wants to fully move into music so they can blow, Lagos is the best bet. Not Ogun........ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Howcomes(m): 1:43am On Jan 24, 2016 |
'Psalms 23:6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.' ...Only a person in Motion can be Followed. If you want to be followed, then start Moving... ...If you want Mercy to follow you, move toward the house of God... ...If you want Evil to follow you, move toward the house of the Devil... Even on Twitter, stagnant accounts are not followed. Please Move! www.morelight.ml Share this, let it Move! |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sirjoeii(m): 1:34am On Jan 25, 2016 |
haryomikun:Lol,sincerely every part. u chose nice tracks n dey blended well.nice job 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:04pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
haryomikun:How about comedy? |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:06pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
Ofego was walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened puppy on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little Ofego and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" The Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Gina. That's the girl I want." Since the little Ofego was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed puppy behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the puppy, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in this place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with the house girl. After they leave, the house girl will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of me. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad returns, Dad will sneak into the house girl's room in the night and have sex with her and he will catch the disease. Then when Dad goes back to the room, he and Mum will have sex, and Mum will contract the disease. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the newspaper delivery guy will deliver the newspaper, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, he is the son of the fool that ran over my puppy!" 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by gbens2000(m): 3:31pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
omonnakoda:I really don't get this joke. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:27am On Jan 26, 2016 |
Two Hot Chicks Disgracing Themselves In Public Cause Of A Man.
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:31am On Jan 26, 2016 |
gbens2000:Abdul the servant thought the toilet was the whiteman's well for fetching and goes there regularly to get water for the Emir, but when he went there lastly, the whiteman was sitting on the toilet defecating, he can't get water when the whiteman is on it, so he went to tell the Emir so. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by haryomikun(m): 11:47am On Jan 26, 2016 |
njuwo:Errmm... I cant really say about that.. But i do know a lot of Yoruba Nollywood comedians started from Ogun state. Odunlade Adekola for one |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:27pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
haryomikun:Alright. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:10am On Jan 27, 2016 |
A soldier ran up to a reverend sister, out of breath, he asked; "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The reverend sister agreed. A moment later two military men ran up and asked, "Sister did you see a soldier?" The reverend sister replied, "He went that way. " After the military men ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said; "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Maiduguri. " The reverend sister said she understood completely. The soldier added; "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs." The reverend sister replied; "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls, I don't want to go to Maiduguri too". |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:56am On Jan 28, 2016 |
Ofego's Wife Prayer. Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my husband; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. Amen! |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by iamdecipher(m): 3:58pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Reekado Banks - Sugar Baby Official Music Video (Lyrics) | VERIFIED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQP5RnByJs?a |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:08am On Jan 30, 2016 |
New Video Alert: Ofego: Chopping Knuckle; Download Here; http://www.xchanger.mobi/v2/download_warning.php?fid=521870&al=ofIfooeots&XID=56a18ffeafc2098f4de760c25777b925 Just 393kb And Can Play On Every Phone And System. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:15am On Jan 30, 2016 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:00am On Jan 30, 2016 |
New Video Alert: Ofego & Pastor Nedu Boy: What Of Disgrace; Download Here; http://www.xchanger.mobi/v2/download_warning.php?fid=521871&al=ofIfoHsoVe&XID=b4873b2aff984593b76b3bdcc881699b Just 411kb And Can Play On Every Phone And System. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ladyo142: 10:09am On Jan 30, 2016 |
Funny jokes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:55pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
New Video Alert: Ofego & Mitchell Baby: Daddy Nothing For You; Download Here; http://www.xchanger.mobi/v2/download_warning.php?fid=521872&al=ofIfoInoVn&XID=5fa1f8c55276b8b82503020361eca160 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:57pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Ladyo142:Thank you Ladyo142. Glad you enjoying them. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:03pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
If You Were Jonah, The Fish Swallowed You In London And Vomitted You In Afghanistan, What Would You Do? |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:22pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
A couple died a day before their wedding. When they got to Heaven, they met an Angel who asked them what they would like him to do for them, and they asked him to help them look for a Pastor so that they can get married. The Angel said they should give him some time. They waited the first year, second year, up to 500 years and the Angel did not come back. Finally, the Angel brought a Pastor who married them after 1,000 years. One month after their wedding they discovered things were not working out between them and they asked the Angel to help them look for a lawyer so that they can divorce and the Angel was so worried. He said; "It took me 1,000 years to get a pastor in Heaven, how do you expect me to find a lawyer?" |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:05am On Jan 31, 2016 |
Prophecy. 1 Like
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:20pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
New Video Alert: Nigeria Police Interrogation Featuring Ofego And D.P.O; Download Here; http://www.xchanger.mobi/v2/download_warning.php?fid=521898&al=ofIftfZsos&XID=a67b9c5a0c881a4f134a4e645ca24321 Just 635kb And Can Play On Every Phone And System. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:20pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voicemail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling Heaven. For English, press 1. For Yoruba, press 2. For all other languages, press 3. Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request. Press 2 for thanksgiving. Press 3 for complaints. Press 4 for others. I'm sorry, all our Angels and Saints are currently busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received, God be with you as you repent. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:43pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
New Video Alert: How To Kill A Lion Nigerian Style By Ofego; Download Here; http://www.xchanger.mobi/v2/download_warning.php?fid=521905&al=ofIftsfeIf&XID=b85615d057c63657005023fad4b50fa1 Just 641kb And Can Play On Every Phone And System. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:07am On Feb 01, 2016 |
A yahoo boy scammed a white man on ebay of a mobile phone worth 65,000 Naira. He was so happy that his scam worked well. The item was posted to the guy's address but when the item reached the post office, he was asked to pay 11,000 Naira to clear the item. When he got home and opened the package guess what he saw, a well packaged used female sanitary pads. |
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