kolawaxxy:
Brace yourselves, the fake stories will soon be here

Brimstone1:
Mine, a boy barely 3, gave me the shock of my life some time last year when he freed himself from my grip to attack a soldier with a gun standing across the road. He kept hitting the soldier with his small fists and even attempted to take his gun.
The soldier, being an understanding man, quietly asked him "But where did you see me shooting people?"
My boy replied, "In the television."
The soldier smiled "That could be my colleague but he's not around now."
I apologized for my boy's attitude but the soldier said it's no problem, he's only a kid. Children can be terrible at times.
Share with us if you have any.

TONYE001:
When our son was about three months old or so, he picked a favourite breast. If you offer him the other, he would decline..no matter how you pet him. We ended up feeding him his less preferred choice when he is between sleep and wakefulness.

This episode lasted for some two to three days.

I'm still marveled at his display of intelligence...

ahnie:
My neibor's 1year 6 months son called Ebube,but i nicknamed him...BUBUski,he never fails to knock on my Door every saturday morning shoutin...MUmmy MILO,i want to cali milo ..meaning mummy Zino pls i want to carry Zino.by the way,my daughter's name z ZINO.

TONYE001:
When our son was about three months old or so, he picked a favourite breast. If you offer him the other, he would decline..no matter how you pet him. We ended up feeding him his less preferred choice when he is between sleep and wakefulness.

This episode lasted for some two to three days.

I'm still marveled at his display of intelligence...

ahnie:
My neibor's 1year 6 months son called Ebube,but i nicknamed him...BUBUski,he never fails to knock on my Door every saturday morning shoutin...MUmmy MILO,i want to cali milo ..meaning mummy Zino pls i want to carry Zino.by the way,my daughter's name z ZINO.

FTBOY:
i remember asking my dad why my sister didn't have a dick like me

he stopped us from having our bath together from that day

adanny01:
I went to the road side mechanic to fix something in my car. Next minute, my son disappeared with the wheel spanner.

I caught him climbing the spanner the way the mechanics do when the nut is hard to loosen.

bobkezel:
Just in time. I was playing with my friend's kids (a boy and a girl) as I was about leaving, I told them to let go off me that I had to go. The girl asked me not to go and I replied if she had anything for me so that I will stay, and she said yes. I asked her what was that and she said "toto". I thought maybe my ears were deceiving me so I asked again "what" and she repeated "toto". Holy feck! If you see the kind speed wey I use zoom out from there b4 another ear hear am. I am still trying to convince myself that I heard the wrong word.

bobkezel:
Just in time. I was playing with my friend's kids (a boy and a girl) as I was about leaving, I told them to let go off me that I had to go. The girl asked me not to go and I replied if she had anything for me so that I will stay, and she said yes. I asked her what was that and she said "toto". I thought maybe my ears were deceiving me so I asked again "what" and she repeated "toto". Holy feck! If you see the kind speed wey I use zoom out from there b4 another ear hear am. I am still trying to convince myself that I heard the wrong word.

FTBOY:
i remember asking my dad why my sister didn't have a dick like me

he stopped us from taking bath together from that day

bobkezel:
Just in time. I was playing with my friend's kids (a boy and a girl) as I was about leaving, I told them to let go off me that I had to go. The girl asked me not to go and I replied if she had anything for me so that I will stay, and she said yes. I asked her what was that and she said "toto". I thought maybe my ears were deceiving me so I asked again "what" and she repeated "toto". Holy feck! If you see the kind speed wey I use zoom out from there b4 another ear hear am. I am still trying to convince myself that I heard the wrong word.

bobkezel:
Just in time. I was playing with my friend's kids (a boy and a girl) as I was about leaving, I told them to let go off me that I had to go. The girl asked me not to go and I replied if she had anything for me so that I will stay, and she said yes. I asked her what was that and she said "toto". I thought maybe my ears were deceiving me so I asked again "what" and she repeated "toto". Holy feck! If you see the kind speed wey I use zoom out from there b4 another ear hear am. I am still trying to convince myself that I heard the wrong word.

anelen:
i remember when my cousin will shoot me with his toy gun, while am still standing, he will come to me and say uncle pls die na... lolz