Lets go... !

I think the only one that is close to embarrassment was when i was chased by his dogs after coming from a distance.


I ran and ran and ran, i didnt even hear him calling my name

I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

I could perceive the malodorous stupiditý of this thread from my browser's home screen.

vizkiz:
why will I wanna embarrass a lady who comes visiting

May not beyou

I hope you are not sheriff Hood of banshee?

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

Yes only few, luckily for me i always get the few trustworthy ones

[b]My man was having a family reunion some years back an he invited me to come go with him.
I wore this little tight white lace dress
an ridiculous high heels tryna be cute.
My feet started ta hurt so bad
I had to look
fer someplace ta sit down an rest my piggies(toes).
I spotted a wood bench an wobbled over an sat down for a minute.
His parents arrived a little late so I hadn't meet them
an they'd just come out to the backyard
My man calls me over to meet them.
My feet a near swollen an I'm sure they gon fall off
I'm in pain an I got a little attitude so I'm slidin'
off the bench real slow hopin' they'll come to me.
But he makes a hand gesture for me ta hurry up.
I'm pissed off an hopped up with too much force.
If I had my attitude in check I woulda heard my dress snag.
I stormed off cross the yard on fire, my toes where yellin' at me,I was nervous to meet his family for the first time.
Somebody yells out at me "yo dress"
An I'm thinkin' the chick was tryin' ta complement me.
An I ain't pay her no mind,muttered a thanks a stormed past er up ta my man an his parents.
I arrive,he goes to put his hand around my waist
slides it around a bit then leans down ta my ear an whispers,"Baby where's yer dress?"
I thought he was insulting the length off my dress
so I spun on him givin' his parents my back
I flashed them my grandma panties!!!!
Now my man,his parents an all his folks know what I wear! An it ain't sexy.

I wished I had a story
So I made somethin' up This is pure fiction. [/b]

Girls wont comment cos they dont want to be tagged a h

NewSheriff:
I could perceive the malodorous stupiditý of this thread from my browser's home screen.

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my word!!! Comment of the decade

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

I know it's rape you are talking about

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KingCheezyPuff:
I wish I had a story
I could make somethin' up

How can you not have a story!

vsaintchigs:
Girls wont comment cos they dont want to be tagged a h

Really visiting a guy makes you a hoe

* clear throat*

Ok i was 16 here
There was this guy school friends , actually group of friend but we were closer
His dad is nigerian very very strict !!! u know those huge guys dat just make u cry when they look yh those type of dads

Anywayz

He dad doesnt let his friends come over to visit , said its distraction etc they just strict
Anyway so onway back from school we went to his to chill his younger sis was around but just watching tv
No sign of dad
Anyway just gisting gossipping etc

Next thing we heard the main door slam so we muted the tv , he called his sis and asked who was that
Next we heard his dad voice " Tokunbo so your back"

Our heart stop fear ketch me ..was like omg ur dad is home .. So we heard him climbing the stairs didnt know wt to do so my friend panicked and told me to hide in his wardrobe so i did ..

His dad came into the room my dear i cant even tell u what he said
as soon as i heard his voice me science take over
*I wet myself yes guys ... I did * pee pee right there on all my cloths ...
After his dad left he told me to come out mehn i no an move damnnnn was really embarrassing but cuz we were good friend he n ver told any of out other friends till now we tease each other n laugh about it ..

But yes very very very embarrassing
Excuse typos

tell us MORE.

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't never been to a dudes house.

* gives her some fanta*
I like ur thinking

His mum was our fellowship mummy. And i was her favourite girl cos of how devoted i was to God and the church. She saw me as a good girl and used me as an example when cautioning others

I was good at my game until the day her "bad" son invited me over. He was cool, cute, swags. In short the crush i had on him no be here. I threw caution to the wind, long story short i landed in his room.

I was 15, he was 19. We were seeing a porn movie together while munching popcorn and pure water. Lol, we forgot ourselves lol. Kissing smooching etc.

Unfortunately his mom figured out something was amiss in her son's room. She stormed in and caught us in the act. Even after so many years cant still look her straight in the eye.

Stupedinluv:
Really visiting a guy makes you a hoe

u said it not me.

KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't never been to a dudes house.

Wow

Ans is noo nothing to be embarassed about
More time his will be on best behaivour not all guys are tools yanno some dont just think of sex cause your visiting .... Or wanna embarass u ( actually never heard of that )

Mayb if they are visiting kids Yh might happen ..

LuveU2:
Sweetheart this thread might be a fail on arrival cos most of us here are holy and unadventurous. Most, we are scared of nairaland boys who our e-lives are tied to.


But i have a story!

Lol i just tire for the girls here. .bored is an understatement

Say it!!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
*Takes a big gulp an wipes mouth with hand back,thanks*
Why
I gotta fix this or I ain't never gonna be cooked for

Yh true
Dont u have male hommies u can start there
Some chics are uncomfortable around guys too , but if u know the guy shouldnt be a prblem .. ( take a shank n pepper sray ) always works they try anything funky they and they can say bye bye to there third leg

KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't never been to a dudes house.

Stop lying.

BumBae:
Ans is noo nothing to be embarassed about
More time his will be on best behaivour not all guys are tools yanno some dont just think of sex cause your visiting .... Or wanna embarass u ( actually never heard of that )

Mayb if they are visiting kids Yh might happen ..

He mustnt be the one embarrasing you

Anyway you made your point. Thnx

Stupedinluv:


He mustnt be the one embarrasing you

Anyway you made your point. Thnx

Oh the girl can embarass herself ok i got one den
If u guy laugh i fly kick u