I wished I had a story
So I made somethin' up This is pure fiction. [/b]

BUTCHCASSIDY:


You dis geh
U for talk am for Hausa make I know say U be complete naija

Lobolintin:



He 4cked you that day ?

Lobolintin:



What did the daddy say

aprokomania:

excuse me miss
are you speaking English?

KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't never been to a dudes house.

BumBae:

Yes i know its hard blive
But yes omo naija ni mi , or r u igbo , kedu

Stupedinluv:

lemme which one is teen wolf again

Stupedinluv:
Lets go... !

I think the only one that is close to embarrassment was when i was chased by his dogs after coming from a distance.


I ran and ran and ran, i didnt even hear him calling my name

Stellamariss:
you sound so immature, grow up.

KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't.
Why is that hard ta believe.

tottinova:



I read all your comments.
Going to a guys house isn't compulsory. Just be yourself. You'll even find out that guys want someone like you compared to BUMBEE Or what ever her alias is.

Thanks

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

UGLYS:


Wrong lady for your denial.

That lady is a fountain of lies

ebyoma:


Visited my guy(now ex) some yrs ago.
He lived in a room and a parlour as a bachelor then. He had 2 young guys who were his neighbour.

So my guy(ex) and i ,after watching some adults movie we had some hot romance and during the s3x Due to how exciting and swt it was, i was moaning (in fact screaming) to the extent my guy had to cover my mouth with his hand. but once the hand is out, i change gear and it becomes louder.lol
Wasn't doing that intentionally tho', was in a different planet.

He whispered to me not to scream coz of his neighbours, but that fell of deaf ears. so after the show he immediately wore his trouser to go ease himself, But when he opened the door, he caught one of the guys(his neighbour) eavesdropping at the door.

Later when he came in and told me about it, I was soooo embarrassed that I couldn't leave until it was dark.

Was imagining what the guy must have heard, my speaking in tongue or the naughty stuffs I was saying. couldn't look the guy in the eye while exchanging pleasantries since then.

And that has changed the way I speak in tongues during shows now.

make una no mind my construction, I no go school.

LuveU2:
His mum was our fellowship mummy. And i was her favourite girl cos of how devoted i was to God and the church. She saw me as a good girl and used me as an example when cautioning others

I was good at my game until the day her "bad" son invited me over. He was cool, cute, swags. In short the crush i had on him no be here. I threw caution to the wind, long story short i landed in his room.

I was 15, he was 19. We were seeing a porn movie together while munching popcorn and pure water. Lol, we forgot ourselves lol. Kissing smooching etc.

Unfortunately his mom figured out something was amiss in her son's room. She stormed in and caught us in the act. Even after so many years cant still look her straight in the eye.

BumBae:


Lol pele my short hand is a nightmare i know
Get used to it ... Manage it

UGLYS:

A great sincere experience. I like it

BumBae:

He didnt see me oh .. Thank God .. He for look me like who is this girls mother he said something to him . Me i was busy concentrating on holding my bladder though i fail

He said something n left , so later the dad left then i borrowed his sisters jeans though didnt even fit me well i manage am home sha ... Happy he didnt make fun of me at school the next day .. That kin tin for end my fine girl career

Cn never forever that day ..

Jadekitana:
See where your mind went to smh

creamylicious:
That was how this dude came to pick me from my house to his home..... Then when we used to be virgins, no sex till marriage thingy , na so I say na menstruating time go good to visit the dude. So I packaged my tissue for pant, blood dripping and we began walking to his home. On the way the guy started some PDA moves and as a novice, I resisted every move but he won't give up. In the process my blood stained tissue fell from my pant...... Gosh, I just don't know how I felt.... Someone called my attention to it as I intended to act oblivious and keep walking with the dude till we get to his home and maybe he'd buy me pads at home... The guy on seeing what happened took several steps ahead of me leaving me to my embarrassed self

chichriso:
Thank God for my Life

DPricey1:
Though I shared an embarrassing experience on the other thread I'd share another here. My boo came visiting, I can't remember what he did to get me pissed but I slapped him I tried to apologise immediately but he stormed out of my house. I texted and called but he didn't reply nor pick my calls. I concentrated on the tests I had the following day and decided I'd go c him in 2 days time.

2 days after, I went to his house and found him eating with a girl, it appeared she passed the night at his house. He asked me to leave, I obeyed and sent him a text that he should at least hear me out, he replied that I should wait and I did.

2 hours later it started raining, i knocked persistently he opened the door sweating and ordered me to leave his house, it was 9pm and I stood out waiting for a keke to convey me home to no avail. I walked in the rain that evening for 40 minutes b4 I got home.