bettercreature:
Should have been above you if not because i'm browsing with glo!

richidinho:



Try harder nxt tym

richidinho:
I kno say dem go beg before morning

Nigeria Army wey go buy prado jeep to take fight millitants wey carry missiles

bettercreature:
Fooolish government! as if military action was the best solution

richidinho:
I kno say dem go beg before morning

Nigeria Army wey go buy prado jeep to take fight millitants wey carry missiles

Because of this threat, our new sheriff ran to London

ganisucks:

Which stinking missiles. Abeg, JDLF or whatever they call themselves is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ the bad cop in NDA's tryst with the FG. They have no missiles, that is an empty threat. June 7 be tomorrow abi, we will see.

TheFreeOne:
THE MONKEY KING

Too bad the magic monkey didn't serve the public as he madly flaunted heroics in days of yore.

With a cheating heart he made havoc In the gathering of immortals;

With grandiose gall he went for his ego
To the heaven of happiness.

Among a hundred thousand troops,
None could oppose him;

In the highest heavens above
He had a threatening presence.

But since he was stymied on meeting our Buddha,

When will he ever reach out and show his achievement again?

-Journey to the west (Hsi-yu chi/Xiyou ji)

captainjerry:
By Michael Eboh
The Federal Government, Monday, said it is considering scaling down military operations in the offensive against Niger Delta militants for about two weeks to allow for dialogue with the militants and other aggrieved groups in the region.
Addressing newsmen in Abuja, Mr. Ibe Kachikwu, called on the militants to shelve violence, sheathe their weapon and embrace dialogue with government.
He said the planned suspension of military offensive is to allow for individuals in the creeks to converge for the dialogue.

www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/breaking-news-3/

ganisucks:
I hope he hasn't gone †̥♥ bribe retired Fraudsters parading as militants with $10million. Ibe shine your eye O! The joker will be when we will on our TV sets A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ see President Buhari giving his resignation speech in UK, A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ shortly after that he will call for a vote in NASS for a Interim Transitional Government headed by Jonathan. That's when Tinubu go hear A̶̲̥̅♏.

richidinho:
I kno say dem go beg before morning

Nigeria Army wey go buy prado jeep to take fight millitants wey carry missiles

Because of this threat, our new sheriff ran to London

Osibanjo our new president i greet sir, a president with PHD

author=TheFreeOne post=46261351]

PHONE CALL BETWEEN KACHIKWU AND A MILITANT.

MILITANT: Kachikwu i wan go bomb pipelines

KACHIKWU: Ehn...abeg bros

I dey on my knees take god dey beg you please...please before Una blow our tiny integrity and economy wey remain.

Wetin Una want? We dey ready to negotiate

MILITANT: But Una new sheriff say we go hia from him kill and go soldiers na

KACHIKWU: [b]Sheriff gini? Forget that prank, the only sheriff i know dey PDP.

So bros abeg shey you no go blow the pipeline again?

MILITANT: You oga say we be terrorists

KACHIKWU: Na slip of tongue mistake wen him dey chop gworo na...you suppose know say wen our brothers from dat side dey chop gworo Dem fit promise anything. The only terrorists we know dey north.

Bros na you be the original oga. Shey u don accept my apology?

MILITANT: Make i chop my asala and chicken breast finish with this chilled orijin cos i dey vex too much now

KACHIKWU: Ok oga, but please no vex... Abi you like champagne make i send you one container?

Shey make i call you back?

MILITANT: E go better make you give your oga 2 drums of burukutu and kunu. Him go need am wen we finish our mission cos even ogogoro go sure pass for am to drown him sorrow.

No call me, just keep your phone for ya ear dey wait.

KACHIKWU: Ok oga militant. Thank you. (As he sweats profusely and attempts to tie the mobile phone to his head with his belt.) [/b]