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5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:04pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
1.How to know if your girlfriend is Ugly Sometimes we don’t actually realize where our girls fall on the blasted-in-the-face scale. If you answer yes to most of these, then you, sir, are dating a true beast. Have you ever taken her to a professional dog show, and even though she was sitting in the stands with you she somehow won “Best in Show”? If you pressed her face into raw dough, would you have the perfect mold to make gorilla biscuits? Have you ever gone to the park with her and gotten a ticket because she wasn’t on a leash? Does she frequently get into scuffles with the local animal control? If she gets sick, do you take her to a doctor or a veterinarian? ugly girls will forever disgrace you, people will look down on your gf no matter how nice or sweet she is, dont be fooled, they might not do it in your front but they will surely do it in your back. http://brobible.com/life/article/dating-an-ugly-chick/ |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:08pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
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Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:09pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
2. ugly kids ugly women no matter how handsome the man might be will always produce ugly children, pig will never give birth to a cute puppy forget that dream and they can get pregnant easily like village goats, pray ooooo, do fasting , no hope ugly is ugly and it will forever be ugly, they have ugliness in their dna, its written there |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:10pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Abso1uteZero:we will kick them out of this forum |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Abso1uteZero(m): 10:11pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Kingjude1:#mnga ![]() |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by pennytrate: 10:11pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
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Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by herzernn: 10:13pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:13pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
3. future relationships, if you date an ugly girl, forget it no fine girl wll ever date you, never, once she sees or hears that you were inside the zoo before , no hope for you, no fine girl wants a guy that dated an ugly girl before, spits , its disgraceful to their rep, dont start what will destroy ur future |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:14pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Abso1uteZero:them done run ![]() |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Blakjewelry(m): 10:15pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
If nobody marry them then who you want make come marry them na |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:17pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
4. When The Two Of You Go Out, She Is Always A Head-Turner. No matter where you go, is your girlfriend constantly stopped and mistaken for any of the following celebrities? bull mastif Sloth from The Goonies African antelope A Somali Pirate babboon 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Julietcutie(f): 10:18pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
hmm ugly or not everyone has their own personal person that would love them for who they are |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:19pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
5. Sometimes She’ll Wanna Have Sex With The Lights On. Having sex with an ugly chick while the lights are on is like forcing your boner to compete on an episode of Fear Factor, complete with obstacles that automatically make your dick flaccid. For example: Her mustache and chin hairs tickle when she blows you. Her extra pounds she’s crushing you with can make the room feel hotter than Hell in July. The noises she makes during sex are not sounds women should make…they’re more like a train whistle or a tug boat’s fog horn. Because you left the window open during sex, the neighbors have called the cops on you 4 times for attempted bestialit |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
She’s Loyal…Too Loyal. You gotta keep in mind that the Moon has seen more male landings than her puna . Loyalty runs deep in an ugly girl’s blood, partially because of her family’s long standing history as police dogs. None of the following statements will shake her loyalty for even a millisecond: I’m sorry baby, I’m dying. I am going to the Moon and it’s a one way ticket. I have decided to take up crime fighting, so my nights will no longer be free. I’m going blind and deaf at the same time. I’m the devil sent here to collect souls. |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Blakjewelry:how i wan know , for your own good, run away from them |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:24pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Julietcutie:make i hear word eee, ugly is ugly there is nothing like someone prefer , the guy just dey use the girl hold body 1 Like |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Julietcutie(f): 10:27pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Kingjude1:ok |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:28pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Kingjude1:mackBrooklyn come read this statement ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes
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Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by LordZero(m): 10:30pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
hilarious post.. number 4 n 5 got me rotfl.. 3 Likes
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Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:33pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Will modify tomorrow ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:33pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
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Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by MackBrooklyn: 10:34pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Kingjude1: ![]() ![]() Lol, you don madt finally ah swear ![]() ![]() |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:39pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
MackBrooklyn: ![]() ![]() ![]() she go dey shout ye ye ye ye i am dead ooooo, my daddy ye ye ye ugly girls spits ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:40pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:40pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
One thing you can't take from us tho, the cutest guys. We got them on our finger tips 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:41pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Stupedinluv:read your post ![]() open your profile [size=20pt] spits [/size] |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:44pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
.....Sigh... 1 Like |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:45pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
[size=20pt] there is nothing good about ugly girls and they are blessed with ugly attitudes too, to help the blind [/size]
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Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:45pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Kingjude1:Teach me how to take offence. I'm really bad with that. |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:46pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Stupedinluv:i am not incharge of the zoo, i dont speak to the animals ![]() |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by opethom(m): 10:46pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
No body is beautiful or ugly, one man's meat is another man poison |
Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Ugly Girl by Nobody: 10:48pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Kingjude1:I once dated a lady for 2 years,she never agreed to take a pics with me...she said she was ugly but I didn't see her as one..she was all those kinda Benue black beauty...the Marrer tire me den sha cos I cudnt comprehend and all. |
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