shervydman:

good.....aw's everything?

We're just counting our votes here.

How is the sleeping giANT

Muafrika2:

We're just counting our votes here.

How is the sleeping beauty

kk, count very well.........I don't watch cartoons.

don't forget to remind me of lewa marathon. i'll be there to run in the wild.

obaaderemi:
I am beginning to guess your life was one hell of a bore until you discovered nairaland and this thread.Can I ask you something?Are you sure nairaland has not started affecting your productivity at work or whatever you do with your life in the real world?Take your red sissy lips off the fat d..ck of nigerians for a change and see if you will not breath more freely.It's just an advice and you don't have to take it but this your obsession has become quite hillarious lately.Meanwhile,somewhere in kenya...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40774938 Why did that serious minded man have to be so brutally killed 5days to election and what kind of result can come out?why kenyans?why?

shervydman:


I've had the thought too........how can a man/guy or whatever be so glued to NL like his life depend on it?

Two Homo Sapiens conversing what a joke...
talking of a joke i gat one here for you two.

Two planets meet.

The first one asks: "How are you?"

"Not so well", the second answered "I've got the Homo Sapiens."

"Don't worry," the other replied, "I had the same. That won't last long."

TayserMahiri:


Lol, you fools. I know you have not had the bad fortune of a single human dealing with 200 million nigerian nutheads single handedly and showing them to be nothing else but empty heads!!! You were used to winning arguments by talking like horse shtt. Lol now you know better

Serious Tayser i think ya hurting the naijas with the pics you are posting...an am liking it..

mtis:



Two Homo Sapiens conversing what a joke...
talking of a joke i gat one here for you two.

Two planets meet.

The first one asks: "How are you?"

"Not so well", the second answered "I've got the Homo Sapiens."

"Don't worry," the other replied, "I had the same. That won't last long."

and u call this a joke?.......mtis, u're a joke.

shervydman:

and u call this a joke?.......mtis, u're a joke.

shervy if ya dont get my joke then cant help you...anyway howz the book ya wanted to write...(or we suggested for you..)...

mtis:

shervy if ya dont get my joke then cant help you...anyway howz the book ya wanted to write...(or we suggested for you..)...

hmmn..... suggest one for me.

shervydman:

hmmn..... suggest one for me.

Ok serious man forget about writing books..ya got more time to learn programming...master AI programming i hear its the future.
but serious man ya gt learn programming

mtis:

Ok serious man forget about writing books..ya got more time to learn programming...master AI programming i hear its the future.
but serious man ya gt learn programming

oh, programmer in the house........
I prefer mechanical, autos, machineries and co. but, I wont mind learning programming though.

shervydman:

oh, programmer in the house........
I prefer mechanical, autos, machineries and co. but, I wont mind learning programming though.

man thats the best part..programming machines..the future is automation....i humbly can say now your future is really bright..

Guys am out..i need all the energy track the result feed which are being transmitted ...Kenyans are really savvy i can tell you

mtis:

man thats the best part..programming machines..the future is automation....i humbly can say now your future is really bright..

yeah.....i'll learn programming.
i'll program mech machines......yeah
i'll just move to kuka or fanuc......robotics n automation.

mtis:



Two Homo Sapiens conversing what a joke...
talking of a joke i gat one here for you two.

Two planets meet.

The first one asks: "How are you?"

"Not so well", the second answered "I've got the Homo Sapiens."

"Don't worry," the other replied, "I had the same. That won't last long."

shervydman:


kk, count very well.........I don't watch cartoons.

don't forget to remind me of lewa marathon. i'll be there to run in the wild.

Sleeping beauty

Welcome to Lewa. We love running ahead of Naija in all aspects

Muafrika2:




Sleeping beauty

Welcome to Lewa. We love running ahead of Naija in all aspects

yesso!......u guys are the boss when it gets to marathon, which tribe in Kenya run marathon the most?

shervydman:

yesso!......u guys are the boss when it gets to marathon, which tribe in Kenya run marathon the most?

Undisputed

Mostly Kalenjins. They live in the Rift valley highlands.

Muafrika2:

Undisputed

Mostly Kalenjins. They live in the Rift valley highlands.

ok.....i'll stay at the rift valley for weeks before the marathon.
i'll eat their foods, go to the gym with them, dress like them, infact, i'll do whatever they do.
then, i'll get the secret to their prowess.

shervydman:

ok.....i'll stay at the rift valley for weeks before the marathon.
i'll eat their foods, go to the gym with them, dress like them, infact, i'll do whatever they do.
then, i'll get the secret to their prowess.

Actually, that's what other non Kenyan runners do. It doesn't really work

But, it will improve your finishing time, definitely

mtis:



Two Homo Sapiens conversing what a joke...
talking of a joke i gat one here for you two.

Two planets meet.

The first one asks: "How are you?"

"Not so well", the second answered "I've got the Homo Sapiens."

"Don't worry," the other replied, "I had the same. That won't last long."

Applause!mtns.But I know you are not fertile enough to produce a 'baby' as bouncy as this from that your tiny monkey head.What site did you copy the silly joke from?Anyway,to other matters;did you vote today?

Muafrika2:

Actually, that's what other non Kenyan runners do. It doesn't really work

But, it will improve your finishing time, definitely

ok......i'll contact u when I get there.
u'll make me understand all the nitty-gritties involved with marathon.

alexxo11:
its common to have tribal line in africa....somali also speak unifying language...but they are divided into clans.....imajin clans...they are one big tribe divided into clans....

Actually they marry their first cousins almost exclusively! So they have clans, sub clans ,sub sub clans and even sub sub sub ckans,if you can believe that. To my knowledge no other Africans do that.

TayserMahiri:


Yebo at the lone champion. Im actually mad that Bubu is still in london and fools like yourself are here yapping about a thread that you wish to make us believe is unimportant to you. Dont you know we started campaigning, ended the campaigns, cast the ballots and are now waiting for results all the while Bubu was in London
We are also likely to have the president sworn in all the same and Bubu will still be in london.

Bubu is the lone champion

Haiyyaaa! You're right,you know; truly,what's the situation with Buhari? This is worrying.

shervydman:

ok......i'll contact u when I get there.
u'll make me understand all the nitty-gritties involved with marathon.

Many training facilities too. We'll make you an unbeatable Nigerian Champion

Muafrika2:

Many training facilities too. We'll make you an unbeatable Nigerian Champion

hehehehe........ I like that .

aw far with ur election?

shervydman:

hehehehe........ I like that .

aw far with ur election?

Its all digital,

https://public.rts.iebc.or.ke/results/results.html

Muafrika2:

Its all digital,

https://public.rts.iebc.or.ke/results/results.html

yhaaay.......seems our man's leading.

shervydman:

yhaaay.......seems our man's leading.

Too early.

Anything can still happen

Muafrika2:

Too early.

Anything can still happen

ok......lets wait n see.

shervydman:

ok......lets wait n see.

Yep

Muafrika2:

Undisputed

Mostly Kalenjins. They live in the Rift valley highlands.

Yes, true. Some think all kenyans can run marathons! False! In other news, am the undisputed, unchallenged champion of the 10 m dash from sofa to fridge in both house and office! And then some!

MtuMsuper:

Yes, true. Some think all kenyans can run marathons! False! In other news, am the undisputed, unchallenged champion of the 10 m dash from sofa to fridge in both house and office! And then some!

Why is Odinga against this result.

freshest4live:

Why is Odinga against this result.

Odinga never accepts losing even a clear one like this one. He says the vote transmission servers were hacked.