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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by funlord(m): 1:38pm On Sep 04, 2017
Skimpledawg:
Oga diggz, them wan kill me with mentions shuoo

Funlord and chelseafan1 is still owing the company for past deliveries na my people.


Abeg I no get money again baba...make I go stake on swiss young boys like my mentor make I see whether N2k go drop later this evening....@ least make sallah pure... wink
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 1:42pm On Sep 04, 2017
Skimpledawg:

Erusen baba, you have a mail sir.

Did you steal diss lines to feel funky?

Coman clear yasef egbon

grin

And you expect the Dude to respond?! Didn't you check the Link provided by Funlord?! The Dude is busted already, I wouldn't be surprised if other Lines were copied too!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:43pm On Sep 04, 2017
nateevs:



You are one sly niggah. Walahi. grin grin
The way you argue for and against all sides, whilst trying to belong to all sides, all at the same time, is marvellous.

I should call you SlyMark.

Don't get me wrong. If he scores 30 i will collect my L and be happy for my team. I still don't know how he can play 50 games and score 30 in epl. My prayer is for him to score 30, because the goals will help my team.

hardeycute:
[s]Was Lukaku assisted or not?Did he go on a single run to score?

Let Hazard come into play then you can start complaining and don't compare your players with Madrid own.



I believe you are just naive because majority has condemned Morata to flop so all your rambling is to be on the safe side if at the end he doesn't come good.[/s]

Who is this one again?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 1:44pm On Sep 04, 2017
Oasis007:


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And you expect the Dude to respond?! Didn't you check the Link provided by Funlord?! The Dude is busted already, I wouldn't be surprised if other Lines were copied too!
That's our job braah grin


We deliver even when the mail is dodged. Funlord na Kolo man o, how did he even know sef grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 1:45pm On Sep 04, 2017
funlord:



Abeg I no get money again baba...make I go stake on swiss young boys like my mentor make I see whether N2k go drop later this evening....@ least make sallah pure... wink
Hahhahhahah... grin This is a mail but I no go deliver am


Pay us o cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 1:46pm On Sep 04, 2017
diggz:
Skimpledawg na weeetin dey happen for here?
Bros, when u purge finish I go clear you. So even Uncle afrodoc2 was enjoying the show grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 1:48pm On Sep 04, 2017
Skimpledawg:

That's our job braah grin


We deliver even when the mail is dodged. Funlord na Kolo man o, how did he even know sef grin

grin

Ole ni ma Ese Ole to! That's what I think though!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by funlord(m): 1:49pm On Sep 04, 2017
Skimpledawg:

That's our job braah grin


We deliver even when the mail is dodged. Funlord na Kolo man o, how did he even know sef grin


Some of una boys have quite the history of being shameless thieves so it's not surprising that this new bat eared bastard ended up stealing those lame lines! By the way I have a photographic memory...nothing gets past me baba.....even wetin we discuss for 2007 I go remember am come dig am out! Those airmark hausa caterpillars? Na me train dem!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:54pm On Sep 04, 2017
funlord:



Some of una boys have quite the history of being shameless thieves so it's not surprising that this new bat eared bastard ended up stealing those lame lines! By the way I have a photographic memory...nothing gets past me baba.....even wetin we discuss for 2007 I go remember am come dig am out! Those airmark hausa caterpillars? Na me train dem!

So na you train them make dem dey steal some stuffs they dug and never delivered to me? Meanwhile, that dude is a barca fan.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 2:01pm On Sep 04, 2017
funlord:



Some of una boys have quite the history of being shameless thieves so it's not surprising that this new bat eared bastard ended up stealing those lame lines! By the way I have a photographic memory...nothing gets past me baba.....even wetin we discuss for 2007 I go remember am come dig am out! Those airmark hausa caterpillars? Na me train dem!
Erusen na Barca fan na shuoo. No come here dey cast our people here o undecided

@Hausa caterpillars grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 2:12pm On Sep 04, 2017
Skimpledawg:

That's our job braah grin


We deliver even when the mail is dodged. Funlord na Kolo man o, how did he even know sef grin

Those are hackneyed lines that have been used HERE before and probably more than once sef. I am sure Nihilist the show promoter will remember who first used them here.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segadem(m): 2:17pm On Sep 04, 2017
Oasis007:


grin

And you expect the Dude to respond?! Didn't you check the Link provided by Funlord?! The Dude is busted already, I wouldn't be surprised if other Lines were copied too!
hmm, as if "them" no dey steal diss from Google, many disses I read here are always copy from Google but reframed.
The only undoing of that guy was that he just did copy and paste, he should have sauced it with local tone by this it will be difficult to trace.


Lesson to learn, when u are dealing with "Smart" try to be smarter grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 2:19pm On Sep 04, 2017
afrodoc2:


Those are hackneyed lines that have been used HERE before and probably more than once sef. I am sure Nihilist the show promoter will remember who first used them here.

Bigkesh has used that particular line before...i think coogar used to drop a variant of the line as well- birth certificate being an apology letter from Durex or something like that.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 2:22pm On Sep 04, 2017
Nihilist:


Bigkesh has used that particular line before...i think coogar used to drop a variant of the line as well- birth certificate being an apology letter from Durex or something like that.

Thank you, i know say you no go fail me grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 2:22pm On Sep 04, 2017
Skimpledawg:
Oga diggz, them wan kill me with mentions shuoo

Funlord and chelseafan1 is still owing the company for past deliveries na my people.

Wetin dey happen here, I log in now dey see 17 mentions, who die abeg? grin grin grin

Post wey I don post since last week, na hin Rimlord just see dey still shout upandan.

It is becoming obvious everyday that on the left side of his head, there's nothing right and on the right side, there's absolutely nothing left. grin

One good thing you are good @ is sucking arseholes, focus more on that and let me be. Whenever I like, I'll use the word rimmed, there's nothing u can do grin

Abeg, I no get strength for Rimlord wahala today. Let him go and clear his lips with hypo first. cheesy grin cheesy

Perfect description for ur brain. Too much toto water don scatter ur head. cheesy cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 2:26pm On Sep 04, 2017
erusen:
people like you are the reason why I support abortion,you were conceived at the high way because that where most accidents occur,imagine a fool like you that make even fools marvel at yor extreme foolishness and stale asslicking,i doubt if your mouth is connected to your brain quote me again make thunder fire you.
It just too bad this lines were copied it Would have been a 2nd defeat for your opponent the Lord of banter himself.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 2:41pm On Sep 04, 2017
Segadem:
hmm, as if "them" no dey steal diss from Google, many disses I read here are always copy from Google but reframed.
The only undoing of that guy was that he just did copy and paste, he should have sauced it with local tone by this it will be difficult to trace.


Lesson to learn, when u are dealing with "Smart" try to be smarter grin
so true
I know one dull motherfucking scummy that steal disslines, I will cast the asshole soon cool
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 2:44pm On Sep 04, 2017
Chelseafan1:


Wetin dey happen here, I log in now dey see 17 mentions, who die abeg? grin grin grin

Post wey I don post since last week, na hin Rimlord just see dey still shout upandan.

It is becoming obvious everyday that on the left side of his head, there's nothing right and on the right side, there's absolutely nothing left. grin

One good thing you are good @ is sucking arseholes, focus more on that and let me be. Whenever I like, I'll use the word rimmed, there's nothing u can do grin

Abeg, I no get strength for Rimlord wahala today. Let him go and clear his lips with hypo first. cheesy grin cheesy

Perfectly description for ur brain. Too much toto water don scatter ur head. cheesy cheesy
The mouth resemble anus sha. grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 2:45pm On Sep 04, 2017
hensben:
Me too. grin grin

The word get present, past and present continuous tense. Lol

Banter of the year I will say.

Chelseafan1 sha grin grin


Lol grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 2:45pm On Sep 04, 2017
Guys wat ever start in nairaland end in nairaland...what's with the personal pictures upload just to throw banter on a faceless forum.
It's not even safe in this bleeped up country we are, trolling is allowed but not personal.
You guys should chill abeg

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 2:49pm On Sep 04, 2017
Segadem:
hmm, as if "them" no dey steal diss from Google, many disses I read here are always copy from Google but reframed.
The only undoing of that guy was that he just did copy and paste, he should have sauced it with local tone by this it will be difficult to trace.


Lesson to learn, when u are dealing with "Smart" try to be smarter grin

grin

Nice Tutorial!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 2:49pm On Sep 04, 2017
Nihilist:
lowkey, I'm not particularly seeing anything funny about these pics.

For the diss to enter, the pic has to be embarassing to some degree, and then the accompanying diss needs to be sharp and cutting- a proper display of acerbic wit.

All I'm reading is the same old post from last week about betting, while looking at a picture of a man in glasses.

I'm not taking sides, but as far as I'm concerned, these disses are not landing, the punches are not connecting there is just nothing titillating or tickling my fancy. It doesn't seem to be just me either. Nobody is quoting punchlines. Nobody is laughing, and the likes are in short supply.

This could be a sign that maybe it's time to stop...

People like to laugh at hilarious jabs. Nobody really has time for personal vendettas.

Resident Teddy Atlas in the house.See analysis.

Between yourself and Don King, I don't know who hypes a fight better.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by agrovick(m): 2:50pm On Sep 04, 2017
hensben:
The mouth resemble anus sha. grin

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 2:51pm On Sep 04, 2017
hensben:
The mouth resemble anus sha. grin


grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 2:53pm On Sep 04, 2017
chic2pimp:


LMAO grin grin grin grin grin....How do you guys get people's Pictures? Don't think I have ever seen Him post His pictures on NL.

Don't mind the fool, he went on Facebook to search for my 2012 pictures just to avoid the numerous Ls he received but still he failed.

This is the dunce looking very rough and hard. He can't even shave with his dead pink lips

While Chelseafan1, fine, black boy no pimples dey hin house dey chill. We all have funny throwback pictures,don't we?

The idiott that specialises in sucking anus of different girls has no shame.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 2:53pm On Sep 04, 2017
Chelseafan1:


Wetin dey happen here, I log in now dey see 17 mentions, who die abeg? grin grin grin

Post wey I don post since last week, na hin Rimlord just see dey still shout upandan.

It is becoming obvious everyday that on the left side of his head, there's nothing right and on the right side, there's absolutely nothing left. grin

One good thing you are good @ is sucking arseholes, focus more on that and let me be. Whenever I like, I'll use the word rimmed, there's nothing u can do grin

Abeg, I no get strength for Rimlord wahala today. Let him go and clear his lips with hypo first. cheesy grin cheesy

Perfectly description for ur brain. Too much toto water don scatter ur head. cheesy cheesy
Holy Mary mother of gawd! grin

My bosses them won't be happy if I send these mails o. Pay up cash for ya last deliveries ejoo

hensben:
The mouth resemble anus sha. grin
grin

Funlord, you have a mail here sir. Uncle Ben is not owing us
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 3:01pm On Sep 04, 2017
Nihilist:
lowkey, I'm not particularly seeing anything funny about these pics.

For the diss to enter, the pic has to be embarassing to some degree, and then the accompanying diss needs to be sharp and cutting- a proper display of acerbic wit.

All I'm reading is the same old post from last week about betting, while looking at a picture of a man in glasses.

I'm not taking sides, but as far as I'm concerned, these disses are not landing, the punches are not connecting, there is just nothing titillating or tickling my fancy. It doesn't seem to be just me either. Nobody is quoting punchlines. Nobody is laughing, and the likes are in short supply.

This could be a sign that maybe it's time to stop...

People like to laugh at hilarious jabs. Nobody really has time for personal vendettas.

If I told you someone is brainless, just take it hook, line and sinker, just accept. He's only trying so hard to get back at me which didn't even work on his own thread.

Only a nincompoop will go bring out 2012 pictures of someone to get back at them, we all have throwback pictures.
We look at them and laugh our asses out.

How does bringing up my pictures saves him the shame of publicly declaring himself as a rimmer, an Arselicker, anus sucker..... I mean, a grown Nigerian sticking his tongue into naija girl's anus just because u wanna give them orgasmic pleasure? Who does that if not a lowlife, gutter boy.

You call these girls bitches and then go on to suck their shiitholes.


Very useless human with a dead pink lips, looking very hard and rough.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 3:16pm On Sep 04, 2017
grin

Chelseafan1 is a Targerian aswear! He rides a Dragon into the Thread and spitting Fire everywhere!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Bimffo(m): 3:23pm On Sep 04, 2017
WTF is all these?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 3:24pm On Sep 04, 2017
Oasis007:


Then you Dudes need to caution Chelseafan1.... the Nigga has overused the Word "Rimming" to the extent it's no more funny and irritating!

Funlord has moved on since the Day..... but your Nigga won't let it go, coz he was adjudged the Winner of the Brawl.

I quite understand you wanna support your own, it's allowed but then you must accept the fact that, the words 'rimming', 'rimmed', 'rimlord' are here to stay.

I'm not the only one using the words since then, just get used to it or get your ass deeply rimmed. cheesy

Might not be funny to you, this isn't your club's thread to start with and I doubt Rimlord is your family member. Stop taking panadol for someone else's headache please.

Those words give me unspeakable joy when I use them. My happiness is important pls grin grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:31pm On Sep 04, 2017
Chelseafan1:


I quite understand you wanna support your own, it's allowed but then you must accept the fact that, the words 'rimming', 'rimmed', 'rimlord' are here to stay.

I'm not the only one using the words since then, just get used to it or get your ass deeply rimmed. cheesy

Might not be funny to you, this isn't your club's thread to start with and I doubt Rimlord is your family member. Stop taking panadol for someone else's headache please.

Those words give me unspeakable joy when I use them. My happiness is important pls grin grin grin

Rim, rimmed, rimming are english words. If i use it and anyone thinks i am using it to get to funlord, that's their problems.

But that rimming can be dangerous to health o. That act may cause crohn disease, so guys should be careful while having fun.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by funlord(m): 3:35pm On Sep 04, 2017
airmark:


Rim, rimmed, rimming are english words. If i use it and anyone thinks i am using it to get to funlord, that's their problems.

But that rimming can be dangerous to health o. That act may cause crohn disease, so guys should be careful while having fun.

Tell that little rat to come and learn about crypto from you abeg! His posts are stale and dry just like his bank balance.....meanwhile dollarpo dey for soft rate of you need either am or naira! Let's keep things moving and let's stop wasting our our finger movements chatting with alarm worn hyenas!

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