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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 10:56pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:


sawa bro. lakini wale wa kuweed wanakubaliwa (you know weeding?, ile kutoa harmful weeds). Those studs who do that are the only ones who should ganja burn. Si kila mtu bro

Workers do that
Studs only go to the farm for practical lessons
Mm cfanyi agricultural course anyway
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 10:58pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:


Africa drives me mad! angry All that superhuman science and instead of exploiting it to make ourselves the master race all we can do is use it to destroy sweet things like sex angry grin

I wish they use such talents against al shabaab or corruption
Not ruining sex
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:58pm On Mar 09, 2019
Jonraid:
About the hospital,the government will be paying the remaining balance. We mustn't forget that this was a one multi billion shillings
project. The SSP students might not be flooding in that much but this effect was felt nationally ever since Matiang'i took over. We are still somewhere up there when it comes to admitting fresher students nationally. We normally don't hear of massive bailouts in KU by the government as opposed to some other university!
hi Jonraid..question: were you guys affected by CUE take on some of courses offered by our universities...heard they rejected some ofthe courses offered
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:59pm On Mar 09, 2019
Jonraid:
About the hospital,the government will be paying the remaining balance. We mustn't forget that this was a one multi billion shillings
project. The SSP students might not be flooding in that much but this effect was felt nationally ever since Matiang'i took over. We are still somewhere up there when it comes to admitting fresher students nationally. We normally don't hear of massive bailouts in KU by the government as opposed to some other university!


Gotcha! Hail Thee Matiang' cool Slayer of all beasts... grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by SuperIgbo1(m): 11:00pm On Mar 09, 2019
vaxx:
And same obasonjo was the strategical planner that end up your madness.

ojuukwu your god had to run to ivory coast to save his life while living your ancestors to die like MacDonald chickens

Read and cure your ignorance.

eagleeye2:
Gowon said we should contact him. When we met Obasanjo, we told him our mission and gave him a comprehensive briefing on the situation at the war front. We went with maps and explained to him the defects of Adekunle’s plan to attack the Igbo heartland. We also told him about Operations Pincer 1, 2 and 3 and explained that if Pincer 2 was adopted, the war would end in 30 days. We spoke for three hours without food or drink. Obasanjo simply listened. And when he spoke, he said he was an engineer and he was not going to the war front. He also said we wanted to have him killed by nominating him for a spot at the war front. I was enraged and gave him a dressing down. I reminded him of his conduct when the Biafrans entered the Midwest and we asked the army to immediately blow up the Ore Bridge to delay the Biafran advance to Lagos.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 11:00pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:



Gotcha! Hail Thee Matiang' cool Slayer of all beasts... grin

Now it is magoha
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:00pm On Mar 09, 2019
tylann:

Workers do that
Studs only go to the farm for practical lessons
Mm cfanyi agricultural course anyway

sawa !
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 11:01pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:


sawa !

But i like weeding cool
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:02pm On Mar 09, 2019
tylann:

I wish they use such talents against al shabaab or corruption
Not ruining sex

We could even use the technology to grow crops in one night you know or in the desert.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 11:03pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:


So the real number? grin

And I don mean the mathematical REAL NUMBer

I think the magicians use the same principles that get street doggys stuck. They just make the d too hard and the V too narrow. Just my two cents am not a wizard angry But I would be interested in knowing the exact metaphysics behind that. It could have a lot of practical applications you know cool

Lol, less than 10 *hides* Topic closed tongue

Hmmm...
Anyway, do you have things like zombies in Kenya? One lady told me a very strange story today. I'm still shaken. She went to her village for a funeral last week. She said something so strange happened while some teenage boys were sent to collect firewood in the forest. Allegedly, they found a strangely-dressed man, with huge unkempt hair & long nails. He saw them, tried to run away, but they caught up with him & took him with them back to the village. She said everyone was scared & they summoned their chief over there, to come try solve the mystery of the weird stranger. Upon questioning, he told them that he lives in a cave deep in the forest & was sent on an errand but got disoriented along the way. She says he told the chief that he works as some "bouncer" of sorts for the cave community. According to his story, the people who live there are known to be dead by their families, but in reality they're kept captive in the cave. None can escape because apparently "they" have done something to them, to keep them compliant & remain in a zombified state. The hair at the back of my neck stood. I wish I haven't heard the story because now I'm a little jumpy tongue
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:03pm On Mar 09, 2019
tylann:

But i like weeding cool

which one? grin kuchoma ama kutoa weed
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by vaxx: 11:05pm On Mar 09, 2019
SuperIgbo1:


Read and cure your ignorance.

You couldn't even used your head again. The illiterate mofo like you post that you know.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by SuperIgbo1(m): 11:07pm On Mar 09, 2019
vaxx:
And same obasonjo was the strategical planner that end up your madness.

ojuukwu your god had to run to ivory coast to save his life while living your ancestors to die like MacDonald chickens

Read again and cure your inherent ignorance.

eagleeye2:
In one hour of battle, Obasanjo lost 1,000 men. It is in his book. In fact, he wrote that he lost 1,400 men. He wrote there in his book which he called My Command. We had never had a thousand casualties.

Alabi Isama granted this interview. He fought with third marine commando in the civil war.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 11:07pm On Mar 09, 2019
I'm yet to get the list. We must be at the bottom in such, we are no Gretsa or some village polytechnic!

You can share the links, I didn't get much of that story!
mtisTheQubit:

hi Jonraid..question: were you guys affected by CUE take on some of courses offered by our universities...heard they rejected some ofthe courses offered
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:07pm On Mar 09, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, less than 10 *hides* Topic closed tongue

Hmmm...
Anyway, do you have things like zombies in Kenya? One lady told me a very strange story today. I'm still shaken. She went to her village for a funeral last week. She said something so strange happened while some teenage boys were sent to collect firewood in the forest. Allegedly, they found a strangely-dressed man, with huge unkempt hair & long nails. He saw them, tried to run away, but they caught up with him & took him with them back to the village. She said everyone was scared & they summoned their chief over there, to come try solve the mystery of the weird stranger. Upon questioning, he told them that he lives in a cave deep in the forest & was sent on an errand but got disoriented along the way. She says he told the chief that he works as some "bouncer" of sorts for the cave community. According to his story, the people who live there are known to be dead by their families, but in reality they're kept captive in the cave. None can escape because apparently "they" have done something to them, to keep them compliant & remain in a zombified state. The hair at the back of my neck stood. I wish I haven't heard the story because now I'm a little jumpy tongue
we have night runners..they run at night stack naked.. grin grin
but serious there are things that cant be explained...so many stories you even got scared..

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 11:09pm On Mar 09, 2019
tylann:

Swahili was as result of interaction of traders at the coast of east Africa between Arabs and bantus
So swahili is a mixture of Bantu and Arab

I think I'll take it from here & do my own research on the subject. Thanks smiley Very interesting.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:09pm On Mar 09, 2019
tylann:

Now it is magoha

as in undecided
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by jaycent(m): 11:09pm On Mar 09, 2019
forgiveness:


Do you mean Kazikazi the Kenyan slayer? grin

You husband dada! grin

Well, he is coming to expose your lies as usual. grin

Besides, I don't discuss with shallow dudes like you. Now, run along. Bhuhahahaha! grin
That guy can bomb Kenyans in one day grin

Kenyans dey fear that boy pass death grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 11:09pm On Mar 09, 2019
mtisTheQubit:

trust me if i typed pure Swahili you will understand more..what we typing here is another variant of swahili...

Type it & let's see.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by vaxx: 11:10pm On Mar 09, 2019
SuperIgbo1:


Read again and cure your inherent ignorance.



Alabi Isama granted this interview.
And i am asking you. do you failed to acknowledge how obasonjo strategic planning end up your madness and how your god (ojukwu ) run between his legs to ivory coast while leaving your ancestors to die like fowl.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:10pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:


as in undecided
the new cs duuh .. grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by jaycent(m): 11:11pm On Mar 09, 2019
forgiveness:



Mr 35 million suffering KENYANS. Citizen of the world hunger capital.
Pity my ribs for me abeg grin grin grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 11:11pm On Mar 09, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, less than 10 *hides* Topic closed tongue

Hmmm...
Anyway, do you have things like zombies in Kenya? One lady told me a very strange story today. I'm still shaken. She went to her village for a funeral last week. She said something so strange happened while some teenage boys were sent to collect firewood in the forest. Allegedly, they found a strangely-dressed man, with huge unkempt hair & long nails. He saw them, tried to run away, but they caught up with him & took him with them back to the village. She said everyone was scared & they summoned their chief over there, to come try solve the mystery of the weird stranger. Upon questioning, he told them that he lives in a cave deep in the forest & was sent on an errand but got disoriented along the way. She says he told the chief that he works as some "bouncer" of sorts for the cave community. According to his story, the people who live there are known to be dead by their families, but in reality they're kept captive in the cave. None can escape because apparently "they" have done something to them, to keep them compliant & remain in a zombified state. The hair at the back of my neck stood. I wish I haven't heard the story because now I'm a little jumpy tongue

You are giving me nightmares cool

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:12pm On Mar 09, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Type it & let's see.
what do i say ...ok sogea nikubusu grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 11:12pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:


as in undecided

Unaishi wapi smiley
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 11:12pm On Mar 09, 2019
mtisTheQubit:

we have night runners..they run at night stack naked.. grin grin
but serious there are things that cant be explained...so many stories you even got scared..

Can you please go more in-depth on what a "night runner" is? I know I'm going to regret asking but my curiosity won't let up lol.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by jaycent(m): 11:13pm On Mar 09, 2019
Ibrahimanees:

Also include world slum capital. Apparently more than 50% of Kenya's urban population live in slums. And 60% of Nairobians also live in slums occupying just 6% of the land. That's tight or if you want to be generous "cozy". grin
Kukuma kill me grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 11:13pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:


which one? grin kuchoma ama kutoa weed

Kuchoma one cool
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:14pm On Mar 09, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Can you please go more in-depth on what a "night runner" is? I know I'm going to regret asking but my curiosity won't let up lol.

there are niggas who run at night...end of story..kapish grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 11:15pm On Mar 09, 2019
tylann:

You are giving me nightmares cool

I can't be the only one scared of her own shadow this night. Muahahaha.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 11:16pm On Mar 09, 2019
TayserMahri:


as in undecided

George magoha new cs of education
He looks more deadly than matiangi
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 11:16pm On Mar 09, 2019
mtisTheQubit:

what do i say ...ok sogea nikubusu grin grin

Lol, come duze grin

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