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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Judybash93(m): 9:31am On Sep 28, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by patorial(m): 9:33am On Sep 28, 2019
NaijaTushboy:
It was on a night vigil i was just sitting close to this girl and we were just gisting but we were outside.but she drifted from what were actually discussing to sex chat and me as a wise niqqah i grab.we went inside the church and we were just glancing at each other but i couldn't go close to her anymore bcoz i was in the choir.but after church around 5am i followed her to her place but that day nothing happen not untill 15th of september 2019 she saw me in the market and invited me to her place.so i had to suspend church for that day and went to her place and finally Bleep her without a condom that was when i came to nairaland and created a thread asking if INTERNAL HEAT IS A SIGN OF H.I.V.


Lool bro you can't see the sign of Hiv that sooner, that's if you got infected, u just remind of my first sex

Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Angelacruz: 9:34am On Sep 28, 2019
A Rev sis?? Am flabbergasted
RyanD147:
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by SenecaTheYonger: 9:34am On Sep 28, 2019
Asifiwe:
If A man whatever He is called has ever made passes on you it does not make the man the worse sinner ever, Men will always admire women because the way a Man is wired, They respond to sights, that is why you see a Man looking at our Breast and back sides, It does not make the man bad, Women However responds to what they hear
He may be at the point where he is looking for a future partner, you as a lady would have to prove that you are decent and worth having

The high esteem we give to Pastors as if they are infallible is strictly a Nigerian mindset, they are human also and they respond to all the stimuli when provoked, If a Pastor make passes on you, it might just be that you are indecent or that you posited yourself for such or it may also mean that it is his peculiar weakness and sins which will doom him in the end

The mindset that a Pastor is infallible is because many Nigerians are Biblical Illiterates, even the greatest men of the Bible stumbled, the list is endless from David to Samson to Noah, and so on.

Some men have promiscuity in their veins, so it does not matter what title them give to themselves, Pastor, Bishop , Apostle, Arch Deacon and the rest of those human imposed title, the best of man is Man at best



This is true. I try not to judge them harshly recently. They might be pastors, but they're still humans.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Judybash93(m): 9:34am On Sep 28, 2019
RyanD147:
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.

Legend...i like people that ain't trying to be holy...

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by madgoat(m): 9:35am On Sep 28, 2019
RyanD147:
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.

Liar grin
Keep dreaming boy grin

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by friendlyadvice: 9:35am On Sep 28, 2019
StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.
Abeg name and number... of the woman o no be u
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by technuel: 9:39am On Sep 28, 2019
I am here to read fiction
Who else is with me?

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by friendlyadvice: 9:40am On Sep 28, 2019
DaddyMorenike:
Nothing of such, but I have something funny...... When I was in school(sec), I was a prayer warrior. So we had vigil that faithful day.
Our matron's wife who was also our coordinator called me to her office for special prayer, we prayed n held hands
Mama just dey carry hand up n down n I was feeling her Bobby n crotch area simultaneously. As normal, preeq stand
N my prayer point was "God no let this prayer end" I could not adjust cos we were holding hands. immediately she said the last "for ijn we pray, OMo I just
Coverup like say I wan defend freekick. Mama saw it and just smiled.
Ewwwwwwwww
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:41am On Sep 28, 2019
healthserve:




You've noticed the penchant for anything that has to do with deriding Christianity too. Islam has positive threads but Christianity issa lie, always negative. I'm boycotting this forum permanently this October


According to enthronedbyGod, he made some profound statements on his thread, which I believe, though he has deactivated.
He said most atheists are ignorant Satanist while some are disguised Satanist.

Going by the antichristian threads I see on this forum, I think I agree with him so much.
it's obvious that they are carrying out the agenda of their master which is Lucifer.

They are doing everything to tarnish the image of Christianity, but they can't succeed.

There are very few threads extolling christianity but so many castigating it. The campaign of calumny against christianity is so obvious.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by NaijaTushboy(m): 9:45am On Sep 28, 2019
patorial:



Lool bro you can't see the sign of Hiv that sooner, that's if you got infected, u just remind of my first sex
guy you are scaring me,does it mean that somone can be infected without the sign showing? If it is true i don die be that.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by StarOnEarth(m): 9:47am On Sep 28, 2019
friendlyadvice:

Abeg name and number... of the woman o no be u
Oga she is married now, go find your sugar mummy for front.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by StarOnEarth(m): 9:49am On Sep 28, 2019
seunmohmoh:

I am sorry for your experience, but what do you mean fingering? Aren't you a guy? And she's a choir mistress not a pastor.
Yeap I am a guy and I the one doing the fingering and beside she was called "pastor ___" she was the head of the choir. She even preach from time to time.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Respect55(m): 9:49am On Sep 28, 2019
Have anyone been sexually harassed by an iman cry
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Bahddo(m): 9:50am On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:
I actually met one at my former working place,when he saw me he came to ask about a product he needed nd i was explaining to him bt the fake pastor was just staring at me so i felt uncomfortable nd i asked a colleague to attend to him then i left
After few minutes he came to meet me again that he saw a vision about me nd gave me his church address that i should come to see him blah blah blah,in my mind i was like "idiot so you can jazz me abi"nd he his even from white garment church which made me more suspicious,i just pretended like i will come for deliverance bt i didn't go
After a week i was told by my colleague that that man came to ask of me at work while i was off.
how does this your story qualify as an example of 'sexual advances'? Abi you ladies don't know what sexual advances mean?

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by healthserve(m): 9:51am On Sep 28, 2019
Praivit:



According to enthronedbyGod, he made some profound statements on his thread, which I believe, though he has deactivated.
He said most atheists are ignorant Satanist while some are disguised Satanist.

Going by the antichristian threads I see on this forum, I think I agree with him so much.
it's obvious that they are carrying out the agenda of their master which is Lucifer.

They are doing everything to tarnish the image of Christianity, but they can't succeed.

There are very few threads extolling christianity but so many castigating it. The campaign of calumny against christianity is so obvious.






I'm deactivating soon and won't be returning. God knows I've been looking at creating a from devoid of hate and where Christians can feel at peace. This is motivational to me. Pata pata 5 Million to launch. Even if its just 50,000 Members, but let Christina's not be under attack. We need our own safe haven. Its time to reset the button. The ethnic issue is another factor. Seun is postured and this is a biased forum. Purely toxic.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by don4real18(m): 9:52am On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:
I actually met one at my former working place,when he saw me he came to ask about a product he needed nd i was explaining to him bt the fake pastor was just staring at me so i felt uncomfortable nd i asked a colleague to attend to him then i left
After few minutes he came to meet me again that he saw a vision about me nd gave me his church address that i should come to see him blah blah blah,in my mind i was like "idiot so you can jazz me abi"nd he his even from white garment church which made me more suspicious,i just pretended like i will come for deliverance bt i didn't go
After a week i was told by my colleague that that man came to ask of me at work while i was off.
What does this have to do with sexual advances?
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by showafrica(m): 9:54am On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:

So guys only stare when a lady is endowed?
So guys no more stare at pretty face?


Waitin we want use pretty face do...

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by airminem(f): 9:56am On Sep 28, 2019
midnighter:


i commented on what he said...where did i say that she isnt tough
I mean you are tough. Its okay anyway
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by GabrielYulaw(m): 9:56am On Sep 28, 2019
friendlyadvice:

shocked grin as you ugly reach person still wan fvck you?

Ugly? You must have eye problem cos she is ravishingly beautiful. Is any girl in your lineage as pretty as her? Im willing to swear on my left balls that the answer is no.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by midnighter(f): 9:58am On Sep 28, 2019
airminem:
I mean you are tough. Its okay anyway

Oh, excuse me dear. I found it difficult to understand your message
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by airminem(f): 10:04am On Sep 28, 2019
midnighter:


Oh, excuse me dear. I found it difficult to understand your message
are you breathing right now?
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 10:05am On Sep 28, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.
. grin grin
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by midnighter(f): 10:05am On Sep 28, 2019
airminem:
are you breathing right now?

I dont understand this message either. What do you mean...
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by cricifixo: 10:09am On Sep 28, 2019
Lolzzzz....you are mad
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Dinho20(m): 10:13am On Sep 28, 2019
NaijaTushboy:
It was on a night vigil i was just sitting close to this girl and we were just gisting but we were outside.but she drifted from what were actually discussing to sex chat and me as a wise niqqah i grab.we went inside the church and we were just glancing at each other but i couldn't go close to her anymore bcoz i was in the choir.but after church around 5am i followed her to her place but that day nothing happen not untill 15th of september 2019 she saw me in the market and invited me to her place.so i had to suspend church for that day and went to her place and finally Bleep her without a condom that was when i came to nairaland and created a thread asking if INTERNAL HEAT IS A SIGN OF H.I.V.
SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS OF HIV:

AS EARLY AS 2-4 WEEKS AFTER EXPOSURE TO HIV, PEOPLE CAN EXPERIENCE AN ACUTE ILLNESS, OFTEN DESCRIBED AS "THE WORST FLU EVER". THIS IS CALLED ACUTE RETROVIRAL SYNDROME, OR PRIMARY HIV INFECTION, AND IT'S THE BODY'S NATURAL RESPONSE TO HIV INFECTION. DURING PRIMARY HIV INFECTION, THEIR ARE HIGHER LEVELS OF VIRUS CIRCULATING IN THE BLOOD. WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE CAN MORE EASILY TRANSMIT THE VIRUS TO OTHERS.

SYMPTOMS OF HIV INCLUDE:
1.) FEVER
2.) CHILLS
3.) RASH
4.) NIGHT SWEATS
5.) MUSCLE ACHES
6.) SORE THROAT
7.) FATIGUE
8.) SWOLLEN LYMPH NODES
9.) ULCER IN THE MOUTH

SIN WILL GIVE YOU AS MUCH PLEASURE AS IT WANTS YOU TO HAVE, BUT ITS ALWAYS WAITING FOR THE TIME TO BREAK YOUR LIFE APART.
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!!!

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by dazzlingd(m): 10:14am On Sep 28, 2019
StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.

Residual of holy spirit in u, you ran from the church....all just to sound like a good guy....your post stinks of hypocrisy
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by sylve11: 10:19am On Sep 28, 2019
StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.


I can resist everything except temptation.... cool
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by LiftedMan: 10:21am On Sep 28, 2019
This sounds like fairy tale

StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Grandlord: 10:23am On Sep 28, 2019
healthserve:




You've spoken well. from tribal fights to anti-Christian views.. To high handedness of mods, its just way too gkwring. that Christianity is under attack by Nairaland and our continous stay here encourages it. Check every Sunday, its negative views about Christianity. But conpare with fridays about islam, the quality of the threads can not be compared. October,im exiting the forum permanently although i had before now.Found solace in Quora.Going back there.
Try Reddit. You'll get addicted. It is the American version of NL.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Premiumwriter: 10:25am On Sep 28, 2019
sylve11:


I can resist everything except temptation.... cool
you can't resist anything.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by healthserve(m): 10:28am On Sep 28, 2019
Grandlord:
Try Reddit. You'll get addicted. It is the American version of NL.


I heard that's why I ain't going there. There are many sane online social interactive communities online


BBC news comments section

Yahoo news comments section


Dear Abby comments section

Quora



Alot

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