Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,209,828 members, 8,007,274 topics. Date: Tuesday, 19 November 2024 at 06:47 PM

If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here - Business (2565) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Business / If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here (5228907 Views)

If You Are (uber/Taxify (bolt) e-hailing Partner In Port Harcourt, Come In. / If You Are Uber Partner In Abuja, Please Share Your Experience Here / See How To Register As An Uber Partner In Lagos Or Abuja (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (2562) (2563) (2564) (2565) (2566) (2567) (2568) ... (5892) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 3:19pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:


Do more reps of step 5 grin grin grin


And after 9months shocked.


Lockdown, you may not even have access to primary health care to do family planning for those who have reached the benchmark of no of kids for the fam cheesy

2 Likes 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:22pm On Apr 03, 2020
Start practicing now. It's not just going to be two weeks. At least a month.

You guys are killing me softly. You must be millennials cheesy. Us "only children"/Generation X/X-ennials has been prepared for this our whole lives. The original latchkey kids. This is a cake walk! Been on lockdown since beginning of March don't care. Bring on another two months!!! grin

Takes a strong mind to be alone wink

1 Like

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:22pm On Apr 03, 2020
noblealuu:



And after 9months shocked.


Lockdown, you may not even have access to primary health care to do family planning for those who have reached the benchmark of no of kids for the fam cheesy

Haba game no strong be dat lol
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 3:24pm On Apr 03, 2020
mrjaydee:


grin good one boss.. even my Dog is going nuts shes tired of seeing me at home

cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:24pm On Apr 03, 2020
Meanwhile my cleared goods are stuck at nahco. Anyone feel like testing their fast and furious skills? grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:25pm On Apr 03, 2020
[quote author=chillex8 post=88047018][/quote]

Aww... That kid is too cute! Was wondering where you were. You know what to do if you need some help.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 3:27pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:


Haba game no strong be dat lol





Whatever rocks their boat...

Ironically, the lockdown favours some people.

A colleague was telling me how a couple sneaked in last week for a follicular tracking testing. (This is to enable them determine the sex of their desired baby). Imagine the height of the game wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:29pm On Apr 03, 2020
noblealuu:






Whatever rocks their boat...

Ironically, the lockdown favours some people.

A colleague was telling me how a couple sneaked in last week for a follicular tracking testing. (This is to enable them determine the sex of their desired baby). Imagine the height of the game wink

Wait.. idongerrit...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 3:38pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:


Wait.. idongerrit...


If you have been trying to get pregnant for a few months, and consult a doctor, you will be advised to go through Follicular Study or a Follicular Scan every month to keep a track on your ovulation cycle. It tells you when you're ovulating and when to play the game to increase chances of a male child or a female child.
Here, the phase are mostly done for high probability of making a MALE child...sorry ladies lol.

The Y chromosome is a scarce commodity. (Note: Male XY, Female XX). It needs to be on a lockdown to fertilise either of the two XX from the woman to yield a MALE child.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 3:38pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:


Do more reps of step 5 grin grin grin

grin I have lost weight abeg... I cant come and kill myself

2 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:47pm On Apr 03, 2020
Anyone using Wi-Fi on Uber here please? How far reaching is the network, especially in some far places around Ajah and on the mainland? Any help or clues as to which network provider may be better?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 4:15pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:


Baby radu's favorite song because she's the little one always pushing us out lol. She laughs uncontrollably each time I sing it!
Very nice song. They always feels superior when pushing everyone. Lol

1 Like 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Eizenburg: 4:19pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:
Meanwhile my cleared goods are stuck at nahco. Anyone feel like testing their fast and furious skills? grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 4:21pm On Apr 03, 2020
mrjaydee:


grin I have lost weight abeg... I cant come and kill myself
Lost weight nkwa!.if i hear
Oga fire on jare. U can not die. Labour room is the limit.

3 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 4:28pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:
Meanwhile my cleared goods are stuck at nahco. Anyone feel like testing their fast and furious skills? grin

Where is nacho

And where is destination

Let's go there
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 4:42pm On Apr 03, 2020
Vision2045:


Where is nacho

And where is destination

Let's go there
Nacho is airport, destination is ajah
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 4:48pm On Apr 03, 2020
Vision2045:


Where is nacho

And where is destination

Let's go there
Carry pregnant woman in the car to and fro.
But be ready to settle her after the trip

3 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 4:48pm On Apr 03, 2020
mrjaydee:
Mehn...this isolation no be here.. my babe must be the happiest. All I do is workout in the morning, baff, chop, movies, sex!!!

I live in a neighbourhood where every one is mind your buisness.

Any ideas on how to kill this boredom before it kills me??
ur own better,only me here no one to play with or talk to,everybody in thr apartment

2 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:52pm On Apr 03, 2020
mrjaydee:


grin I have lost weight abeg... I cant come and kill myself

Dead!!! Lol

1 Like

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 4:55pm On Apr 03, 2020
deedee44:

Nacho is airport, destination is ajah

Game....

10k...will settle officer accompanying me...

If accepted

Just pass to me necessary informations I need

1 Like

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 4:57pm On Apr 03, 2020
shollywendy1:

Carry pregnant woman in the car to and fro.
But be ready to settle her after the trip

Lol...nice ot as well
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 4:57pm On Apr 03, 2020
mrjaydee:


grin I have lost weight abeg... I cant come and kill myself

Abeg no look like Buhari in 4weeks oh.

2 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 5:07pm On Apr 03, 2020
shollywendy1:

Carry pregnant woman in the car to and fro.
But be ready to settle her after the trip



Lol
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 5:11pm On Apr 03, 2020
You can kill boredom by doing kitchen works also, you can as well stroll down to market and buy stuff With your woman.

2 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 5:13pm On Apr 03, 2020
noblealuu:



If you have been trying to get pregnant for a few months, and consult a doctor, you will be advised to go through Follicular Study or a Follicular Scan every month to keep a track on your ovulation cycle. It tells you when you're ovulating and when to play the game to increase chances of a male child or a female child.
Here, the phase are mostly done for high probability of making a MALE child...sorry ladies lol.

The Y chromosome is a scarce commodity. (Note: Male XY, Female XX). It needs to be on a lockdown to fertilise either of the two XX from the woman to yield a MALE child.

Never heard it called that before.. hmm
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gogettaz: 5:14pm On Apr 03, 2020
Warning long post!
But a must read if you love tomorrow.

Hello good people of this state in Nairaland.
I have been on Nairaland as a ghost, for more than 6 years. I felt the need to come out from the shadows last week when gbas gbos was rampant but I didn't realise I have to wait for a bragging right before saying 'pim'. Finally I got to brag here, thought not in the sense you already know (if you know what I mean.)

First I like to thank all the resourceful persons on this thread for their contributions. They are pure gold. It really helped me ramp up quickly when I started driving.

From my observation, the topic today has been boredom. I would like to give an idea of how to use this self isolation times to your advantage.

I have come to realise that the greatest equity you can have in this age is a skillset. To eliminate any forthcoming argument, think about why you are driving on Uber/Bolt- you know how to drive (or you just learned it for the hustle.) Now that is a skill, irrespective of your admission or appreciation of it. I'd rather you appreciate it no matter the low returns.

I bet you would love to get to another level, yes? Pay attention because I am about to spill the beans.
I would suggest you use this period of lockdown to identify another skill and learn it. It could be graphic design, motion graphics, editing, web design, coding, whatever you are interested in. YouTube is a great college.

The world has never been so connected. We are living in an exciting and interesting times. You may never have this resource- time- as you are enjoying now. Kill that boredom with making positive use of your time. Who knows you may never have to do 18 hours+ on the wheels again after the lockdown, because of how you chose to spend your time. The time is now.

Finally, please and please, stay safe for posterity. Stay home, save yourself. Don't think the lockdown would end after the 2 weeks window. Believe me scarier things are about to happen in the coming weeks. You can only tell the story if you stay home and safe.
It has happened before and the people that tell the story were those that stayed safe.

May the Almighty protect us all.

Thank you!

20 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 5:23pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:


Never heard it called that before.. hmm

Follicle tracking, monitoring etc...what names are you familiar with?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 5:47pm On Apr 03, 2020
noblealuu:


Follicle tracking, monitoring etc...what names are you familiar with?

None of the above. Just familiar with tracking ovulation cycle for peak period for "male". You learn something new every day!

2 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 5:51pm On Apr 03, 2020
Vision2045:


Game....

10k...will settle officer accompanying me...

If accepted

Just pass to me necessary informations I need


They're not there today. They'll call me when they are and it's on
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:56pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:


They're not there today. They'll call me when they are and it's on

No prob ma...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by avidleo: 6:02pm On Apr 03, 2020
Who has used this guy before?



Blackbishop:
B-Automobile Nigeria Limited

*We guarantee your satisfaction*
*No Job is ever done until You're 100% satisfied*
*We provide upfront pricing*
*We treat your property like our own*

SERVICES
*COMPREHENSIVE DIAGNOSIS*
*MAINTENANCE*
*SERVICE & REPAIR*
*OIL CHANGE & LUBE SERVICE*
*CHECK ENGINE LIGHT (MALFUNCTION INDICATOR LIGHT)*
*TRANSMISSION REPAIR*
*SENSOR REPLACEMENT*


08055347947
*24 hours Emergency Services*
4 Temidire Mafoloku Oshodi, Lagos.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by xrayj(m): 6:48pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:
Start practicing now. It's not just going to be two weeks. At least a month.

3 Likes

(1) (2) (3) ... (2562) (2563) (2564) (2565) (2566) (2567) (2568) ... (5892) (Reply)

Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 / ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ / Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto).

Viewing this topic: Welz(m), Glithronix and 7 guest(s)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 43
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.