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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donjazet(m): 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2020
seankafor:
Hahahahaha grin grin

Donjazet kinda convo grin
grin
People don't know that founders of church of satan both here and in america are just atheists who are trolling the religion. grin grin
they take both jesus and satan as fictitious characters, hence the trolling.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
airmark:
cheesy
VVD, Koulibaly, Pulisic, Matic, Kante, are all failures, right? You are shameless.

Zouma played against Leicester earlier and stopped Vardy and co, before yesterday's match. That block yesterday, was goal-bound, even your slave A-faulty, would have scored it. But Zouma was calculative and blutted out the threat.
airmark:
schneiderlin and coquelin would do a better job.
airmark:

Krychowiak, kante, wanyama >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>busquits all day, everyday
Schneiderlin bench warmer at Everton
Coquelin benchwarmer in Valencia
Krychowiak exiled to Siberia
Wanyama exiled to Canada

At least we know Benteke, at present, Zouma sh1ts on the useless Boathand, who got destroyed by unknown players, all the time.. grin
Yes we know Benteke a striker who has 2 goals in the entire season

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 5:11pm On Jul 08, 2020
BlueAngel444:
Maybe we should buy nick pope so this GK talk can rest.

It's not like there is a single GK who hasn't had a bad period in their career.
Has Kepa really impressed us consistently since he came that will now be pardoned for poor run of form.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 5:13pm On Jul 08, 2020
BlueAngel444:
easier said than done
A decent goalkeeper will parade that ball out without even diving, it was a direct shot at him not placed.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:29pm On Jul 08, 2020
raumdeuter:



[s]Schneiderlin bench warmer at Everton
Coquelin benchwarmer in Valencia
Krychowiak exiled to Siberia
Wanyama exiled to Canada


Yes we know Benteke a striker who has 2 goals in the entire season[/s]

Why didn't you add your Serbian Olofinjana, Matic? grin

Liverpool fans are hailing VVD.
Man utd fans are hailing Matic
Chelsea fans are hailing Zouma and Pulisic

Boathand won burnthisleaguedown title, but didn't make team of the season, while Neuer, his saviour made it. Boathand, the carry-along mofo cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 08, 2020
Time to slug it out with man city for the second position. Manure and Leicester can battle it out for 4th place cool

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:31pm On Jul 08, 2020
hensben:
A decent goalkeeper will parade that ball out without even diving, it was a direct shot at him not placed.

I don't know what our Keepers' trainers are doing on that Otu keeper, concerning long range shots. He is looking like a disaster.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:35pm On Jul 08, 2020
airmark:


Why didn't you add your Serbian Olofinjana, Matic? grin

Liverpool fans are hailing VVD.
Man utd fans are hailing Matic
Chelsea fans are hailing Zouma and Pulisic

Boathand won burnthisleaguedown title, but didn't make team of the season, while Neuer, his saviour made it. Boathand, the carry-along mofo cheesy cheesy grin

Moarata and Atletico fans are also hailing VVD for aiding their smooth passage to the CL quarters after a home and away bashing



Chelsea fans are also hailing Boateng and Bayern for the 3-0 factory reset at home dished on them in february

The Serbian Olofinjana is finally able to bench McTominay

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 5:35pm On Jul 08, 2020
airmark:


I don't know what our Keepers' trainers are doing on that Otu keeper, concerning long range shots. He is looking like a disaster.
As in..... that Zaha goal was annoying. He is too soft for a goalkeeper. He lack positioning for long range shot hence his “wayo” diving.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jul 08, 2020
hensben:
A decent goalkeeper will parade that ball out without even diving, it was a direct shot at him not placed.
Fashion parade or military parade?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 6:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
hensben:
As in..... that Zaha goal was annoying. He is too soft for a goalkeeper. He lack positioning for long range shot hence his “wayo” diving.

He should be drilled on that. This is not laliga where most teams prefer to knock into the box before scoring.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 6:13pm On Jul 08, 2020
sylvalord:
Fashion parade or military parade?
Parried.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 6:20pm On Jul 08, 2020
airmark:


He should be drilled on that. This is not laliga where most teams prefer to knock into the box before scoring.
He is not commanding too, got no physical presence.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 6:21pm On Jul 08, 2020
hensben:
Has Kepa really impressed us consistently since he came that will now be pardoned for poor run of form.
he had a decent first season
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 6:26pm On Jul 08, 2020
sylvalord:
Fashion parade or military parade?

grin

I think he meant parried
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 6:26pm On Jul 08, 2020
raumdeuter:


Moarata and Atletico fans are also hailing VVD for aiding their smooth passage to the CL quarters after a home and away bashing



Chelsea fans are also hailing Boateng and Bayern for the 3-0 factory reset at home dished on them in february

The Serbian Olofinjana is finally able to bench McTominay

VVD must have looked down on the spineless Morata and unluckily the mistake of a striker, strangely scored. grin

Serbian Olofinjana served you L and Zouma spanked you with his too. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 6:29pm On Jul 08, 2020
hensben:
As in..... that Zaha goal was annoying. He is too soft for a goalkeeper. He lack positioning for long range shot hence his “wayo” diving.
I wonder when mind reading became a technique in football, to know when a player will shot and how the shot will go.

Even a tall keeper can be caught awares by that shot, by their timing and trajectory but giving kepa stick every time a goal goes in is simply stupid.

Watching ball for several years you know loads of shots like that either go in or they don't. Especially ones with enough power to it.

Hopefully Kepa will learn how to be faster or predict better but this the same bull shit analysis used for Courtois, saying he is too slow etc or whatever and no one wants to recall moments where they actually did their job and helped the team out.

Kepa has been awful but he could as well get better. This season has been shit for him, obviously but well that Zaha's shot and goal was powerful that's the truth. Very few would have even had a tip to that shot or even touched it.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:31pm On Jul 08, 2020
airmark:


VVD must have looked down on the spineless Morata and unluckily the mistake of a striker, strangely scored. grin

Serbian Olofinjana served you L and Zouma spanked you with his too. grin

What type of sankwa defender gets sodomised by a mistake of an attacker in front of your home fans

Zouma spanked who? No be his Chelsea we brutalized at home in front of everyone and airmark wailing in front of the TV
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 6:34pm On Jul 08, 2020
BlueRayDick:


grin

I think he meant parried
Thank you.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 6:45pm On Jul 08, 2020
BlueAngel444:
I wonder when mind reading became a technique in football, to know when a player will shot and how the shot will go.

Even a tall keeper can be caught awares by that shot, by their timing and trajectory but giving kepa stick every time a goal goes in is simply stupid.

Watching ball for several years you know loads of shots like that either go in or they don't. Especially ones with enough power to it.


Hopefully Kepa will learn how to be faster or predict better but this the same bull shit analysis used for Courtois, saying he is too slow etc or whatever and no one wants to recall moments where they actually did their job and helped the team out.

Kepa has been awful but he could as well get better. This season has been shit for him, obviously but well that Zaha's shot and goal was powerful that's the truth. Very few would have even had a tip to that shot or even touched it.

Are you saying that shot was too hot to be saved?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 6:50pm On Jul 08, 2020
raumdeuter:


What type of sankwa defender Keeper gets sodomised by a mistake of an attacker in front of your home fans

Zouma spanked who? No be his Chelsea we brutalized at home in front of everyone and airmark wailing in front of the TV

Zouma didn't play against your team. Enjoy your L.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 6:50pm On Jul 08, 2020
BlueAngel444:
he had a decent first season

You cannot mean well for Chelsea
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jul 08, 2020
Lols
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon(m): 6:55pm On Jul 08, 2020
Ibime:


You cannot mean well for Chelsea


Never grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chrisus(m): 6:57pm On Jul 08, 2020
rationalmind:
Time to slug it out with man city for the second position. Manure and Leicester can battle it out for 4th place cool

Person wey dey use 9 points lead you with 12 points left to play for? Hahahahahahahahahhaha

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:58pm On Jul 08, 2020
airmark:
Zouma didn't play against your team. Enjoy your L.

Because his level is Crystal Palace and not Bayern

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 7:03pm On Jul 08, 2020
BlueRayDick:


grin

I think he meant parried

The guy once said that English was not his first language. Maybe he was taught in Aramaic. grin

Na bold face illiterates full this Chelshit coven, just like in real life.. And dey pompous on top die.

Parade the ball out cheesy cheesy cheesy
Why not march the ball out? Or at least frog jump it.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jul 08, 2020
hensben:
Parried.
Yea i know you meant parried. I wanted you to correct yourself grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 7:04pm On Jul 08, 2020
rationalmind:
Time to slug it out with man city for the second position. Manure and Leicester can battle it out for 4th place cool
We still have Wolves and Liverpool to play

I doubt if we'll win those games

Left for me.... I'll want Lampard to play in the Europa league so as to develop our boys and get them ready for the big stage

My fellow bluus... What do you guys think

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jul 08, 2020
afrodoc2:


The guy once said that English was not his first language. Maybe he was taught in Aramaic. grin

Na bold face illiterates full this Chelshit coven, just like in real life.. And dey pompous on top die.

Parade the ball out cheesy cheesy cheesy
Why not march the ball out? Or at least frog jump it.
Doc abeg calm down. No bust my belle with laugh grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 7:06pm On Jul 08, 2020
sylvalord:
Yea i know you meant parried. I wanted you to correct yourself grin

You can't give what you don't have. Garbage in, Garbage out.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jul 08, 2020
BlueRayDick:


grin

I think he meant parried
How parried and parade take even connect? The mistake too much joh grin

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