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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by jaytee01(m): 1:36pm On Jan 10, 2015
Adeshinami:
Pls, is Mr. GEJ holding a CAMPAIGN RALLY or a COMPLAIN RALLY? SMH!
grin
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by rabzy01: 1:41pm On Jan 10, 2015
See the second niger bridge built by the clueless one
grin grin grin

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Kessyy2k4(m): 1:52pm On Jan 10, 2015
GEJ NOT intelligent @all in fact, i begins to dought his Ph.D Zoology cert. How could he be emphasising on GMB sending corrupt leader to kirikiri? i knowhis already conceiving defeat.



my advice, start renovating prison, cos thats wia GMB will send u to. After Election 2015grin

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by DonaldGenes(m): 2:01pm On Jan 10, 2015
Beesluv:
What doe he need his number for
Ritual
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by pheliciti: 2:47pm On Jan 10, 2015
Very soon, GEJ will descend to verbal abuse of his opponent e.g. that he is too tall to rule Nigeria or that he doesn't know how to eat salad! Gej brings the presidency to more ridicule each day of his remaining term! He forgets that he has more to lose in name calling. All it takes is for any of those former leaders he called 'motor park touts' to confirm that GEJ actually drinks ogogoro.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Olufemiolaolu(m): 3:05pm On Jan 10, 2015
Where is jonathan palliative measures he promised during subsidy protest? Vice President Ebariba Samboribobo's
brother died in an accident, Jonathan
cancelled federal executive meeting meant
to discuss issues affecting over 170 million
Nigerians. Jonathan's sister died in Bayelsa,
he postponed inaugural presidential
campaign launch, they bombed Nyanya
killing over 88 Nigerians and Boko Haram
abducted hundreds of girls, he was in Kano
dancing kukere at PDP rally. Best president
ever! More kukere to your waist. Jonathan naa real efulefu.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Sike(m): 3:09pm On Jan 10, 2015
Mumu talk.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by vislabraye(m): 3:11pm On Jan 10, 2015
dunkem21:
Una wan kill this man ni.

They want Goodluck to stop now but all these while, we have been labeling him clueless. Now, we all know who is clueless.

Tell Nigerians the truth, we are listening.

A man that cannot present his certificate cannot rule me.

I like the argument/points GEJ is bringing up. People call him clueless but he is able to bring up such points.
APC knows how to play dirty and so GEJ is doing same.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by confirm123456: 3:21pm On Jan 10, 2015
I hope the man use phone and Ipad, Oga GEJ please is tell us another lie
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by skyfall: 3:22pm On Jan 10, 2015
Jonathan is in panic mode and i certainly agree with people who say it's the fear of going to prison.

But he doesn't have a choice, he's vacating that seat come May 29. We're tired of gross ineptitude. PhD holder who talks like a village m0ron.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by rittyben(f): 3:25pm On Jan 10, 2015
Person were the laugh another.
DonaldGenes:
Warris-this nah?


(((((((((Hide Face in Shame))))))))))


Is this really our President or am just dreaming?

Does he know he has Ph.D Degree?

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Lumyboi(m): 3:31pm On Jan 10, 2015
Olufemiolaolu:
Where is jonathan palliative measures he promised during subsidy protest? Vice President Ebariba Samboribobo's
brother died in an accident, Jonathan
cancelled federal executive meeting meant
to discuss issues affecting over 170 million
Nigerians. Jonathan's sister died in Bayelsa,
he postponed inaugural presidential
campaign launch, they bombed Nyanya
killing over 88 Nigerians and Boko Haram
abducted hundreds of girls, he was in Kano
dancing kukere at PDP rally. Best president
ever! More kukere to your waist. Jonathan naa real efulefu.

Lmao grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Olufemiolaolu(m): 4:16pm On Jan 10, 2015
I am not bordered by GEJ's incapability or IBB's
sycophancy. My worries is with the blinded
youths who sees everything right for a president
to budget N4b for feeding, own 7 private jets,
watch the disappearance of $20b, re-painted
the airports and budget millions to call it
upgrade, re-painted old trains and showcased
pictures of new trains to decieve his misled
supporters. My problem is not GEJ and his
cluelesness, my problem is with the youths who
try to find what to eat on a daily basis through
the hassle and still build up a story for GEJ's
agricultural transformations. Nigeria is an oil
producing country but imports fuel and every
products of petroleum, and it is a dream-land
rulership to my selfish brothers. IBB fears
GMB's leadership bcoz he is corrupt if not
there's no way he will choose GEJ over GMB, not
ever. u cant compare a rat with an elephant.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by haymoney01(m): 4:19pm On Jan 10, 2015
I curse myself for voting this bastard in 2011. I wasnt even18 then and i had to be an electoral criminal coz i feigned my age and this is all ds bastard cld pay me bk with *tear fall*. I weep 4 my future bt i promise myself i wld neva be as clueless as this man. I am voting 4 buhari nt because i knw he is a change but because i knw he is BETTER and more COMPETENT

SAI BUHARI!!!

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by gmaribel(m): 4:48pm On Jan 10, 2015
The measure of a man is what he does with power.

He who wishes to serve his country must have not only the power to think, but the will to act.

Plato
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by fairheven: 5:49pm On Jan 10, 2015
Mee234:

Better things like tend to his cow? if he can not remember his phone number than he is senile. That's probably why tinubu is backing him

And wat is the crime if he decides to tend to his cow?wat has JONAthans soundness of mind brought to nigerians if not backwardness?
I keep asking an none of have been able to answer...if JONAthan were to contest election as ordinary citizen without the power of incumbency,do you honestly think he can measure up to Buhari?
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by DonaldGenes(m): 5:53pm On Jan 10, 2015
rittyben:
Person were the laugh another.
Leave me oh
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by DonaldGenes(m): 5:55pm On Jan 10, 2015
Lumyboi:
Anoda silly talk. Dis issue of jail dey scare dem grin
#ugoknow.
Lmao

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by rittyben(f): 6:01pm On Jan 10, 2015
Ok
DonaldGenes:

Leave me oh
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jan 10, 2015
fairheven:


And wat is the crime if he decides to tend to his cow?wat has JONAthans soundness of mind brought to nigerians if not backwardness?
I keep asking an none of have been able to answer...if JONAthan were to contest election as ordinary citizen without the power of incumbency,do you honestly think he can measure up to Buhari?
There is not crime if he tends his cow but if he can't get his own phone number right, than all is not well. As for what Jonathan's soundness has brought to Nigeria, it depends on which side of the divide u are on. To some it is transformation. To people like u something else. Jona will measure up well against buhari for not every body is an alimajeri
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by basit322(m): 6:42pm On Jan 10, 2015
What I expect from mr president is wot e has done during his tenure in office and wot e will do after being re-elect to d office .
Politicians has turned rally to argumentative essay.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by theM16: 6:51pm On Jan 10, 2015
Mee234:

There is not crime if he tends his cow but if he can't get his own phone number right, than all is not well. As for what Jonathan's soundness has brought to Nigeria, it depends on which side of the divide u are on. To some it is transformation. To people like u something else. Jona will measure up well against buhari for not every body is an alimajeri

Its really sad for u guys. U r happy these people are toying wt ur futures. I don't care of u or ur family is "eating" from this corrupt system...bt when the trouble happens u shld know these people's kids are all overseas studying and leaving good lives. Yet u people support mediocrity. I respect ur opinion of supporting any1, bt don't u tnk u shld support wt ur brain n not blindly. Wots d sense in sm1 can not remember his fone number..as part of campaign. Does that mke sense to u!
Shame

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by thepillarofafrica(m): 8:15pm On Jan 10, 2015
Switpal:
In GEJ we stand.

I refuse to move backward in life in the name of CHANGE! I reject BUHARI and everything he represent.
AMEN!!!
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Kokorokoo: 9:02pm On Jan 10, 2015
Neither can he remember where he kept his certificates, if he went to school at all
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jan 10, 2015
Politics and Nigeria shouldn't be in the same sentence.

The accusations and counter accusations are just stomach-churning.

#disgusted#

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by rabzy01: 11:25pm On Jan 10, 2015
Only and only if this man's Phd is well deserved he will know this.
"Why should I memorize something when I know where to find it" -Albert E.

grin grin grin
grin grin
grin

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Bensonite: 11:51pm On Jan 10, 2015
mrofficial:


When did Yar'adua die? Was he not an acting president before he was sworn in?
Yar Adua died about May 6th 2010 and GEJ was swon in the next day. He acted for less than five months before then- so do your maths. My worry mainly is that this claim of 6 years as President started in 2013 and does not increase and yet you will agree with me even at May 2015 it will still be less than 6 years as President.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Bensonite: 11:56pm On Jan 10, 2015
justynneke:
Ʊ r as clueless as ur president. Wia were Ʊ wen yaradua dies n jonathan had to complete his bal of 2 yrs, or wasn't he president? + his 4 yrs.
Ʊ don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ start, bur ur family neva notice

Little kid read my post again and confirm if you are not the clueless one here. Yar Adua died May 2010 and this is 2015. Even with th acting President days added by May 2015 it will still be less than 6 years- get that in. But media in 2013 claimed that He had been President for 6 years and you are one of the kids that fell for it and never increase that number of years till date.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by akanbiaa(m): 5:18am On Jan 11, 2015
attoskoly:


using tablet upside down? that was a bunch of skills. hahaaa!

only gej ooo!
anyhow you handle tablet it will show uprightly because it's guided by monitor sensors.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by MZdamola(f): 9:16am On Jan 17, 2015
vicadex07:


Pretty
Hello handsome
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by bigerboy200: 10:02am On Dec 27, 2015
dunkem21:
Una wan kill this man ni.

They want Goodluck to stop now but all these while, we have been labeling him clueless. Now, we all know who is clueless.

Tell Nigerians the truth, we are listening.

A man that cannot present his certificate cannot rule me.
I hope u are presently on exile..??

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by seunlayi(m): 7:58pm On Oct 22, 2020
I just have to did out this old thread. Gej was actually correct

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