Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,171,143 members, 7,880,581 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 July 2024 at 09:35 PM

Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan - Politics (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Politics / Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan (44514 Views)

Fayose Gives Buhari His Phone Number To Call Him & Prove He Is Healthy / "Is It Because It's Buhari? Can't Suffer & Smile Because My Bro Is President" / Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) ... (11) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by cashkid: 7:32am On Jan 10, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin is this all they could offer? This is hilarious............Childplay, cnt just imagine the kind brain these PDP get... angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

2 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by deeptechcool(m): 7:32am On Jan 10, 2015
Jonathan is just a clueless man. He has nothing to campaign with asides name calling. The most useless nigeria ruler ever liveth.

change2015

13 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Firefire(m): 7:32am On Jan 10, 2015
haaaa

[size=15pt]Buhari what is your phone number ?[/size]
grin grin grin

16 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Spamola: 7:33am On Jan 10, 2015
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Akshow: 7:34am On Jan 10, 2015
how much clueless and childish can this mumulish get? I mean what has disparaging the opposition gat to do with campaign? Tell us what u have done for six years and stop embarrassing ursef Mr man

6 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 7:34am On Jan 10, 2015
Desperation set in.What a cheap shot by GEJ!

1 Like

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by freshness2020: 7:36am On Jan 10, 2015
[b]"We will not allow 1man to take over government
through the back door and pocket our President.. It was
16-0 in Ekiti, it will be another 16-0 come February
2015. Gov Ayodele Fayose."

"Lagos State have always produced the Best brains..We
will not allow anyone that is not a Graduate to lead us.
31 Years ago, Jakande wanted to start the Metroline
Project but it was scuttled by those who now want to
lead us. Gov Olusegun Mimiko"

"I want to Speak about Security, we knew what
happened after they failed to win in 2011. Many people
were killed. This time around, we will not allow
that..Gov Babangida Aliyu".

"They said he has stolen the $56bn ...It was not stolen,
we the governors agreed to share it. Your children
cannot be hungry while you continue to save money,
Does it make any sense? How can we vote for a man
that was sending your fathers to 103, 125 and 140
years. Gov Godswill Akpabio"

"We know what he has done for the Youths. For over 20
years, we did not win the Nations cup. We did that
under Goodluck Jonathan. Joseph Yobo".
"How come we vote a Presidential candidate that
truncated a democratically elected Government.
Minister for State FCT Mrs Akinjide".

"While all of them ran away during the military
regime,we all stayed behind..Dr Ahmadu Ali".

"The whole nation is behind you,we will surely carry
the day..PDP is the party to beat..Those in support of
Goodluck Jonathan say iiiiiiiiii..The iiiiii, have it (There
was no call for the NAYS). David Mark"

"We are here to support Goodluck Jonathan and his
good works. Nollywood Practitioners. Segun Arinze
Ibinabo Fiberesima, Kate Henshaw, Fidelis Duker &
others"[/b]
...GEJ is still the Man for the People

16 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 7:37am On Jan 10, 2015
He that can remember his phone number, what has he done with it ? T o call the chibok girls back ? another degree of cluelessness.

8 Likes 1 Share

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 7:38am On Jan 10, 2015
DonaldGenes:
Warris-this nah?


Is this really our President or am just dreaming?

Does he know he has Ph.D Degree?


...governance is not about having BSc,Masters or PhD,it's about character and intelligence.vote wisely.

3 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by guttentag(m): 7:39am On Jan 10, 2015
Mr. Clueless is fustrated, scared, oppressed, messed by Buhari, All he thinks about now is Buhari, he never knew the Heat will be as much as this
I pray he survive the Defeat coming Month







I Rep FeBUHARI For Change

14 Likes 1 Share

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by tartar9(m): 7:39am On Jan 10, 2015
seriozly! what is this ozuologist good at? to lie again he is also clueless.

2 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hikmojj(m): 7:39am On Jan 10, 2015
nawa for diz bros o.....sai buhari....sai change

2 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by kristisking(m): 7:39am On Jan 10, 2015
GMB continues to lose weight each passing day and I wonder what will happen to him when he loses the election which is certain.Anyway GEJ till GMB chooses Abubakar Shekau as his running mate.

3 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 7:40am On Jan 10, 2015
Jonathan is bereft of ideas to preside over Nigeria. He should step aside and let competent people lead Nigeria.

3 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 7:40am On Jan 10, 2015
Beesluv:
What doe he need his number for
...he needs his number to call the banana economics,jungle insecurity..

1 Like

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by samilo88(m): 7:41am On Jan 10, 2015
Now they are clamoring for issue based campaign. Since APC wants to play dirty, then two can play the game. Now it's politics of character assassination we cannot sit and watch some idiots force a senile man down our throats.
This is just the beginning, by the time PDP finishes with buhari, even his boko boys will disown him.

3 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by DWJOBScom(m): 7:42am On Jan 10, 2015
omenka:
By their words, ye shall know them.

By your blind support we know you!!!

Your candidate promised to stabilise oil price, 'is he OPEC He promised to jail all corrupt officer , he must be a judge as well - Am sure you didn't see that

4 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 7:43am On Jan 10, 2015
...& is this d issue based-campaign mr clueless clamoured for?...hw does dis solve d myriad of problem bedevling nig?....#change feBUHARI 2015!
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by thaoriginator: 7:43am On Jan 10, 2015
Don't worry sir, he won't forget to send you black ugly monkey as to jail. Idiott!

1 Like

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by patriotic007: 7:43am On Jan 10, 2015
IF NOT FOR QUOTA SYSTEM BUHARI CAN NOT GET TO GENERAL....SAME GOES FOR ABACHA IBB ABUBAKAR AND MOST NORTHERN GENERALS OF THEIR TIME......QUOTA SYSTEM HAS REALLY KILLED THIS COUNTRY AND I DONT THINK THERE IS ANY BIGGER CORRUPTION THAN THAT

2 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Bifwoli: 7:44am On Jan 10, 2015
Wallahi even his phone # I bet GMB doesn't even know his children's birth dates.

3 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hardestyoung(m): 7:44am On Jan 10, 2015
I can see you are as clueless and dull as your president for you saying buhari is 76yrs old. Get your facts right. Jonathan is the first Nigerian president to have 10 private jet, Pls for what? Corrupt president. Na kirikiri sure pass for you.
snowdrops:
The guy is 76 years old. No surprises if he is losing his marbles.
Surely nigeria can and must do better than returning to its vomit of an ex military dictator.

1 Like

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Lavidah: 7:44am On Jan 10, 2015
You were the one preaching about issue based campaign, yet you are there taking about phone number.
What the heck has that got to do with good leadership required by Nigerians? Sir, I have never seen you this desperate, angry and confused in all of this past 6 years of your phanthom ''fresh air'' era.

1 Like 1 Share

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Richy4(m): 7:44am On Jan 10, 2015
Cheap shot
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Sunnybabe(m): 7:45am On Jan 10, 2015
hummmm. antagonizing preiod, let c who will win
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Bensonite: 7:46am On Jan 10, 2015
phlemzy:
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.
Chief this 6years claim of GEJ been in office does it not increase. Two years ago the opposition made this claim that He has been president for 6 years now January 2015 you are still claiming six years. For the records, the GEJ was sworn in May 2010 as President and if you know little mathematics it is not even 5 years as at today. I see that bad media and opposition really sold this to the hearts of Nigerians. Yesterday four of my colleagues were making 6 years claim and after I asked pertinent question they became stupid.

6 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by anonimi: 7:47am On Jan 10, 2015
phlemzy:
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.


What he said is clearly an issue-based comment on the Buhari's INCAPACITY to understand the economy.
If you and others have COMPREHENSION challenges just signify so others can help you out. Jonathan clearly said the pretending pensioner who could not understand and fix our economy over 30 years ago cannot be expected to do so now when he cannot even remember his phone number.


The President wondered how Buhari would develop the country’s economy, a feat he could not achieve while he was in office as head of state between 1983 and 1985.

“Is it now that Buhari cannot even remember his own phone number that he can change the economy of the country.” Jonathan asked.

Can anything be more issue-based than that
Jonathan just gave your sickly idol a sucker punch uppercut for a Technical Knock Out (TKO)!
No wonder El-Rufai said Buhari is perpetually UNELECTABLE!

Clear enough for you now grin



Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

5 Likes 1 Share

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by ALMUSTAQIM(m): 7:48am On Jan 10, 2015
Pls Let's vote wisely in Febuhary.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by k4kings(m): 7:48am On Jan 10, 2015
PassingShot:



Really, is Jonathan all PDP could offer us? grin grin grin

His performance in almost six years lets us know that he is not even fit to be a local government chairman.

Buhari's performance under two years is way way better than the Clueless One's
people way dey neva born wen Buhari dey power follow dey talk too

7 Likes

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by DPointMan(m): 7:48am On Jan 10, 2015
[quote author=Ozedy post=29655091][/quote]

Why attack the man's memory?? Do your campaign Oga Jonah & let the people decide....#feBuhari grin

1 Like

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Greyworld: 7:49am On Jan 10, 2015
This man. Is old n old pple nid rest....... Don't com n die here o.. 9ja no get moni 4 state burial ni

2 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) ... (11) (Reply)

I Will Work With Donald Trump — Buhari / Chimaroke Nnamani & FS Yusuf Clash On Twitter (Photos) / Charly Boy Reacts To Alex Badeh's Death By Assassination

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 33
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.