I was hit by illegal Mexican dude trying to make illegal U'turn. He was just about to do what they do best "hit and run" once I saw he was Mexican I didn't give him the chance to.

I heard his mates driving by and yelling "vamonos" lol.. The funny thing is, he refused to give me his info not like I was gonna take it anyway without the police cuz those mofo will hit you, give you their info if you're lucky enough they stop or you don't give them chance of escape, they will use me no speak English to work with their insurance company to make it look like they didn't know what happened lol.

Good news, no injuries but car was totaled and I got just the value of my car.. Went for physical therapy/medical checkups all on his insurance expense Got a few $thousands from my insurance

Most recent:

Two days ago I ran into a tree near a stop sign while trying not to hit some bastarrd dog that appeard from nowhere. My car was madly damaged. Good news, no injuries but my 7yr old niece was terrified and the dog got away safely. #progressiveisthere #no worries.

And so fucking what?

Most importantly CAN HE FUCCK TOTO? Cum and pregnant a woman? I will pay for Him to pregnant [size=16pt]sexkillz[/size]

Lol I've seen worst.. Some grown asss men walked off bathroom without washing their hands smh.


I always have hand sanitizer in my car, office or wherever and there's also a little one like pen I usually get from my Sister. I am a hygiene freak and seriously I wish I could stop shaking some folks hands but its kinda hard though I don't shake all hands.

Just make sure you wash your hand with hand soap or sanitize your hand before touching your face or putting anything in your mouth barehanded.

There's difference between washing your hands and doing it properly. At least 30sec or sing happy birthday song to end while doing it, the germs will be off.

She make the best apple pie and mashed potato ever.. I bet she adds her phussy juice

B1tch pleaseeee... I ain't buying this ish. More like believing that Islam is a religion of peace

-Mr Cork-:
..the topic clearly says:...Please advise... not Please cuss!!

Ode

Graise: was even reading sef*plz dnt disturb* lol!

Phew

-Mr Cork-:
..its a simple yes or no: would u nak it? YES OR NO?

Is she light skin? Btw when did you stop being g ay? you gaaay cockroach

Wow.. What a terrible thing to do to a 6 year old. What a world. I really don't get it

I once dated this chick from Trinidad & Tobago that enjoys me eating her puszzy like peanut butter and jelly but she sucks at giving me bj. .. Selfish biaach

Smh long distance relationship sucks BIG time.. Love sucks entirely. .

That means I'm gonna fug some new arrivals soon?

Hello Onila, I think you're a cool though weird young woman but still your real gender is questionable.

I hereby challenge you with $5,000 to post your picture here, I am dying to see your face, quit hidding. Mr. Osewa, I'm gonna have to get you involve into this to show how serious I am. I am willing to deposit the sum of $5K or equivalent in Naira to any account as long as it comes from you or Onila as soon as she post her picture(s) here with enough evidence.

Where I come from we keep our promises as we keep our real friends.

Onila I challenge you, show me the beautiful you, that ain't to much to ask.

baibijay:

I.d already norminated herself 1st, but if for whatever reason you dnt get to pick her, i ll be ryt here.

Those eyes are the kind that Make me do most anything they want me to do

Fat biaches

dopeJemi:


just incase I decide 2 contest.. I don't think I can take a picture hoLding a piece of paper, cuz its gonna be a littLe bit stressfuL 4 Me.. I mean, u guys know me, u've seen my face, I contested d Last time, so u shud know if I upLoad sum1 else's picture... Una know hau many times I dey snap picture b4 I dey pick d 1s wey fine, I fit snap like 20 pictures buh na onLy 2 go fine.

Lmao

Ok

Do you mind telling me what happened to my sn reality101

Sexkillz dude were you paid by 2buff to ban me? What's that for?

slimyem: Its harmless sweetie..
You know it can be no one but you!

Sweet

slimyem: Abeg,I want to be wooed now...
...abi all the better men here nor like slimchic ni?

Huh??

sigmundfreud:
50 cents featuring Chronique!

Hahhaaaa

sexkillz: Use your real ID and type to me REALITY101. . . I hate cowards.

#boring.

Lmaoooooo @ cowards this is REALITY101 duh I don't play shitty games. Oh the other ID is currently on ban but not by you tho. So homie get over yourself feeling I'm hiding, you know better than that.

Where d hell is mobo lol

sexkillz: Its about a marriage renewal vow. Now, go back to sleep. . .

Sure while you go back massaging your neighbors pen/s

sexkillz: My sweet vivian. . .

Calling you "sweet" is not a mere compliment, my love, but this incorporates everything i feel inside whenever i am with you. You are a gem of inestimable worth, a virtuous lady whose firm stand for what is right and true, is admirable. . . Silver and gold i do not have, but with you, the one who completes every thing about me, i am the epitome of fulfilment. . .

You are the "K" in "Killz". . .

Everytime you look into my eyes, i cannot but just imagine waking up besides you everyday, with your lovely eyes so full of life and joy and happiness of our togetherness, anticipating hopefully for the fulfillment of the promises we made each other. . . At this stage though, they are but mere imaginations, but i want my imaginations to become reality.
I want my daughters to look like you. . . Your silky hair, your dreamy eyes, your perfect smile, your loving and caring and understanding qualities that attracted me to you in the first place. . . I want you, sweetheart.

I know you can hear my heart beating and thudding. That is how eager it is to be merged into one with yours, that is how much it is yearning and longing for you, its pacifier. . .

No one else makes my heart behave that way, no one else can compare, no one else, is fit to be crowned queen of my heart. . . I'll be your king and our love will be the envy of all and sundry.

My love for you is pure, uncontaminated, unparalleled and unrivalled. My love for you is a compendium of what love really is. . . You are my sunshine in a be-darkened world, you are my rain in a parched waterless desert plain, you are, My everything.

I will love you eternally, I'll love you in totality, I'll love you in ways unimaginable, more than the way i love myself, i will be there for you and you would not notice nor feel the disappointments of this harsh world. Heavens and earth shall fall and quake, but besides you is where i would remain, where I'll stay, cos rightfully, that's where I'll belong. . .

Pls be my mine forever. . . Pls say "yes" my love, and let the journey of us, You and I, begin. . .

Crap! Is this about wooing or marriage renewal vow? Because this don't sound like wooing line

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what's up nigga

Dyt: Buhahahahhahahahahahha
So u ppl are actually expectin BROS R231?
Muheheehehhehehehhehehhehe

Woo bittch girl where u been